>wife made me sleep on the couch again
Where my couchbros at?
Boy oh boy, I sure do love me some unfunny false flagging.
>>25315845
>Where my Kuckbros at?
FTFY
I know that feel. My wife's boyfriend is sleeping over for the next two weeks while his house gets fumigated, so I'm crashing in the hammock outside.
At least it isn't cold.
>>25315864
I don't think she has cheated on me yet.
>>25315845
I don't understand. Is this really that rare?
>>25315876
Shes cheating on you with him def
>>25315845
COUCH?
MORE LIKE KEKOUCH
AMIRITE
>>25315845
>actually having a wife
>actually getting married
>ever
>4 days until 2016
WEW LADDY WEWWWWWWW
YOU DONE FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25315876
There is an extreme, inevitable possibly that you're getting cucked the fuck out as we speak.
>>25315845
On the same boat.
It is what it is I guess.
>>25315845
>wife
Normies leave!!!
NORMIES FUCKING LEAVE NOW!!!!!
>>25315845
we actually have separate beds. We only sleep together half the time at most. My alarm clock is set really early, and I'd rather let her sleep. Also, if the baby wakes up, she often takes her in bed with her, and there isn't a whole lot of room, so it just makes sense to sleep in my own bed sometimes.
>>25315994
Adults are trying to have a conversation here. Maybe you should go on one of the blue boards about cartoons or video games.
>>25316000
>>25315974
>>25315864
1.normies gtfo, ree, leave, etc etc.
2.she is not your wife.
3.this is bait but i like it
>>25316156
>bait
Nope. Is this shit really that rare? At least some people can relate.
>>25315911
>>25315945
I understand very well that my wife has needs that I can't fulfill.
However, I am the family's provider. My wife and two children depend on me.
>OP posts two or three lines
>anons ask whats up
>OP says he and his wife have been having a struggle lately
>OP then spills the beans and gives us his story about how his wife has cheated on him multiple times and only admitted it because he found out or some other selfish reason
>People call OP a cuck
>OP still forgives
Not saying it is the same with this thread, but things like this come up more often.
In all seriousness, this indicates theres something you two need to talk about, even if you already have. She's your wife, not your roommate.
>actually thinking starting a family is a good idea in modern times
i have no words, and no sympathy
>>25316515
was meant for
>>25316309
and this comment is very original.
>where my couchbros at
So this is where we're at now
>>25315845
>marrying
you see men this will happen to you will become a little bitch if you get married to a women.
Fucking enough with the cuck memes already, this shit is depressing.
>>25315845
I share familiarities with you
>self
>closing down eyes for shut rest of the night
>wet, brown stench makes empty space in room gone
>eyesight reappears and cry for smell
>know wife gets farty on her period and erection has now passed as final sign of selfwanky 5 days now here
>forced to depart shared sleeping because fart was poos as
>in the face of all trues she still blames on me due to she saw I drank the pear juic today
>asleep on couch leter on but wake due to the housemate goes in her room and now i esspect they are polygaming me
too shy to start confrontation but family does not allow for divoce in my origins
>>25315994
If you think about it we actually have it better than them. They have settled for a used goods whore who drains their money and time, and only lets him fuck her used up roastie missionary style once every two months while cheating on him with Chad. while we have all the time in the world and can spend our money on whatever we want. Including qt prostitutes who are in their prime
>>25317090
no this examples why normies are so upset that we are not enslave to the pussy like they are they want us to be just as miserable as they are.
>>25315845
>wife pregnant
>thinks I'm starting to get sick
>makes me sleep on the couch so she doesn't get sick
fuck you baby
>>25317293
normie/100
get out.
>>25317074
>housemate
Why would you let a guy live with you if you're married?
