Give me something good
>>25315820
Wait till you see my hands
My cock is 4'11
>>25315820
"Can't wait to see your tiny childlike form impaled on my cock. Where do you live? I'll pick you up this Saturday."
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>tfw 5'6
That qt should belong to us short people
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off you genetically inferior human trash Hitler should have won so subhuman creatures like you would not exist this day. What makes you think you're entitled for a 6ft+ men and not someone shorter? Because you want superior offpsrings?! well news flash bitch you're a fucking worthless midget and your shit defective genes would most likely cause a child to be a midget even if the father was 6'8" you fucking ugly munchkin whore
>>25315820
Wow, I've met kids taller than that. Hot. Wanna fug in my van?
>>25315939
I plan on it
Eh, you must be at least 5' to ride this ride. Go be a gross dwarf elsewhere.
Go get the tall fems dude. We'll make do with your leftovers.
t. manlet
>tfw no qt short desperate to fuck gf
And yet OP the faggot is using her as (you) bait :(
>>25315939
tell her "you have to be 5 feet to ride"
Originality is important on /r9k/
Wow, 4' 11'?!
Do your beefcurtains drag the floor when you walk?
>>25316001
Sorry, didnt mean to offend i just need some pusspuss
>>25316053
post this kek
the fact she took it means she's actually after you
>>25316001
Honestly, you just look really nice. I thought I might as well ask to see if it's something you'd like too. You down?
How the fuck am I supposed to respond to this? Give me some fucking content to bounce off of you whore.
>>25316053
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>>25315980
Thou hath been muted for 2 units of time in the form of seconds due to the low content of thine post
>>25316072
well let's talk some more and change that 83 percent to 100
>>25316001
S-sorry. I have problems speaking to women through text some time. It was supposed to be a joke, I forget sarcasm doesn't translate well.
How about a movie sometime?
I'd even let you suck butter off my dick if you're a good dwarf.
>>25316098
I'm finna "get it".
Where u livin at slut, you live alone?
fucking women they're all the same us men are better we have science and logic women are evil men will save us
Listen I'm really interested in you. You are really cute. What if you come at my place and we talk about our while we watch pokemon and drink orange juice. Mummy bought like like a lot :)
>>25316098
Do you?
Are you sure it didn't go over your head short stuff?
>>25315939
If she didnt say eww and unmatch you have free reign with this girl.
>>25316098
I want to dress up like a Palm tree and have you climb me while wearing a monkey suit.
>>25316173
Hahaha send this
tell her she is a shallow whore for being obsessed with height pls
>>25316098
Heh. Nothing personal slut.
Wanna go fuck up a taco salad sometime, I know a place that makes bomb T-salads (that's what I call them).
>>25315918
Fuck OP I'm disappointed you didn't say this.
Tell her to come over at 6. You're in
>>25316173
>>25316226
>>25316194
Holy shit if a girl finds you attractive you can really say anything and it won't mess anything up wtf
>>25316304
>anon learns that looks are literally everything
You could be a 10/10 chad and insult her 24/7 and she'd still do everything for you.
>>25316304
Post pic of yourself, body or face, either one.
>>25316304
i wish a girl would say this to me too
>>25316304
Say something ruder, test this theory
>>25316304
Yeah, I want to get to "know you" too.
And by that I mean bend you over and fuck you raw.
>>25316342
>>25316304
yesssss do this, its necessary
>>25316304
Do you like pikachu?
Den lemmie pikachu in da shower!
>>25316304
Goddamit I'm so mad right now.
I mean I'm at least a 7/10 but I'd get fucked in the ass sideways if I said this to a girl. She would be like "Uh... ok." and never message me again.
>>25316304
When I said talk about our lives, I meant cum all over your face.
Still interested sloot?
>>25316304
>>tfw no girl has said this to me
Getting tinder soon though so hopefully I can pull this off
Planning to put 6'4" and maybe a couple of things about my interests in my profile. Only a 4/10 facially though, but I'll be swiping right on everyone except the fatties and targeting the 4-6/10's.
Oh shit boys, I think we took it too far. Even damage control failed
Nevermind boys; we're in
>>25316458
Ayy lmao. Should not have tried to backpedal.
>>25316458
Please I'm sorry I didn't want to upset you. You like food ? I got the cheeseburgers man, I suck yo dick
>>25316480
he's in boys he's in
>>25316480
shes toying you along. just dont reply anymore and see if she freaks out. shes not looking to fuck, shes only looking to talk. i gaurentee she doesnt even wanna meet up and is only looking for a chat buddy cause shes having boy problems you idiot
>>25316480
Goddamit Abby. Take the fucking hint.
>>25316480
"Okay, I just have one more question before I get your number"
>what's that
"What's your number?"
she's clearly into you, stop this bs and take her on a date, you autist
>>25316547
I'll get her number, but I'm not taking her on a date. She lives like 20 minutes away and I have a couple of hotter girls I can fuck just by texting them
>>25316547
>>25316595
no safe space from chads for you anon. get rekt
>>25316595
>I have a couple of hotter girls I can fuck just by texting them
teach me your ways senpai
>>25316595
Do we have a chad on r9k?
>>25316651
He's 6'3. That's it.
>>25316072
Why would someone send a message before getting on a plane?
>>25316595
Oh master of women, learn me of your ancient artsPLEASE I WANT A GF NOW NOW NOW
>>25316729
Tell me about Anon, why is he a kissless virgin?
i dont know how tinder works beyond people more attractive than me post profiles and then swipe other people more attractive than me left or right
is there a way you can screenshot her profile pic when it's larger than the small convo icon so I can see her more clearly?
t. not chad
>>25316324
fuck this gay eath
one of the shittiest tinder threads ive been in T.B.H
just kill yourself OP
>>25316850
No one cared who i was till i sperg out
>>25316304
nice meme
tell her to gas the kikes and see how it won't mess up anything
