>remote islands in the south pacific ocean
>land is free
>population is dying out, less than 50 people there now, many of which are over the age of 50
>desperate for settlers
>thousands of miles away from normies, closest populated place is tahiti, 1350 miles away
>temperatures stay above 62 degrees fahrenheit year round
>can see the stars at night without light pollution
http://www.immigration.gov.pn/index.html
we can create a robot utopia here
>>28821098
bump this origenal thread desu
if the world ended we would survive here
no chads, no stacies
who wants to be part of a crew
>>28821159
I doubt that. I imagine it either being a small amount of robots actually doing things to survive while the others steal and commit murder. If fembots go there will be rape, probably rape if there aren't any honestly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_Islands#Sexual_assault_trials_of_2004
hmm
Didn't they want $30,000 per citizen? Fuck that.
And that doesn't even count what you would spend on the actual move and building a home.
Not to mention you would always be considered a weird outsider, even more so than here.
>>28821322
>Didn't they want $30,000 per citizen?
where did you get this info?
Does it have internet?
Also how do they get food/water?
>>28821098
>shit internet, if any at all
>robot paradise
Yeah, right
>>28821395
Is there Internet/phone/television on Pitcairn?
All houses on island are currently connected to the Internet and wi-fi is possible. Owing to limitations of the system there is a tiered charging structure to discourage large up/downloads. The Government of Pitcairn Island ensures maintenance of the system.
food arrives by ship from new zealand, you can also grow your own or you could fish. there are streams also i imagine
>>28821098
>implying I wouldn't kill you all and enjoy the island to myself
>>28821409
robots only use internet as a form of escapism from the outside world of the normies. you wouldnt feel the need to be glued to a screen 24/7 on a sub tropical island with things to do
>>28821428
>Owing to limitations of the system there is a tiered charging structure to discourage large up/downloads.
>>28821314
>Claiming that underage sex had been accepted as a Polynesian tradition since the settlement of the island in 1790, Olive Christian said of her girlhood, "We all thought sex was like food on the table." Christian's two daughters also said that they had both been sexually active from the age of 12, with one of them claiming that she started having sex at 13, "and I felt hot shit about it, too". They and other women present at the meeting, who endorsed their view that underage sex was normal on Pitcairn, stated emphatically that all of the alleged rape victims had been willing participants
>Some women came up with a conspiracy theory that the trial was part of "a British plot to jail the [community's] able-bodied men and 'close' the island." "They've picked on all the viable young men, the ones who are the backbone of this place," said one, Meralda Warren.
>>28821098
I can totally see a tsunami fucking your shit up in that island
>>28821449
>sub tropical island with things to do
>someone who has clearly never lived in a small community before
There's less to do on a remote island than there is in whatever city you currently live in.
>>28821489
i can't grow pounds of weed where i live
can't grow tropical fruit either
>>28821517
>Sub tropical
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No robot wants to live anywhere remotely warm
>>28821468
too bad there's no little girls left on the island anymore. plus I'm sure there's some snitch just waiting to report someone else for it
>>28821517
>i can't grow pounds of weed where i live
You can't grow it in a british colony either. You COULD grow your own herbs and vegetables at home, but you don't. You certainly aren't going to be growing anything on that island either, you lazy fuck
You're not the first to think of this idea
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmyra_Atoll
A number of months ago there was several threads and a big effort by some robots at looking into living on a remote island, this one in particular still under US control.
>>28821600
>still under US control
All the downsides of living in a remote area with all the downsides of being under puritan control. Sounds great.
>>28821619
If you're not under some sovereign, you'll get fucking murdered by pirates or scavengers. Plus you still get some first world amenities.
Good luck getting internet while squatting on some reef in the pacific no one owns.
>>28821641
>pirates
>the pacific
you wot?
>>28821600
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23340355
Anons were determining the legality of living there since it's unincorperated.
>>28821662
Not pirates like the Somali kind, the sort that prowl for pacific yachters and hobbyists around exotic locales. Look it up, it's not a common but also frequent enough problem.
I am monitoring this thread intensely
>>28821098
What would you do for money? Where would you work?
>comfily imagining living in a small country house near the ocean
>island all to enjoy to myself cause the lot of you fucks probably never leave your own
this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp-MAeyYBTY&index=5&list=PLGEj7RCPr2mVZaiQJgTCXt4dCS-IE_Jvt
>>28821098
I don't have 30k NZ$ in assets though
>>28822064
>>28821322
does it really take 30,000 $
this is soul crushing
>>28822129
It's probably to stop shit like this thread from happening. The place would be flooded with all sorts of social outcasts if it were easy.
>>28821562
Living on a decommissioned oil rig seems pretty comfy. Slap some solar panels or wind turbines or those wierd tidal generators on it and have enough electricity to do stuff.
No idea how you would maintain it, though. The sea must put those things under constant stress.
>>28822221
cheked and would be comfy indeed.
but to answer your question, those things require little to maintenance (Russian ones at least)
>>28822208
>No skill requirement
Just gotta keep saving up the neetbucks.
Is everyone who emigrates to Pitcairn Island more or less guaranteed a wife because they need to repopulate the island?
>Tropical
No way. My music collection would be ruined and I could never use the computer.
How about we raid part of Antarctica and put down a flag?
Your wishful thinking will never turn into reality.
>>28821662
SEAfags are notorious pirates, before it was all about Somalis preying on cargo
Ships and cruise liners.
>>28822355
It's not tropical. It's subtropical.
>>28822431
Still too hot and wet.
The key thing with any robot colony is how will we generate the money to import what we need.
Mining or growing drugs would be the only real ways to make enough to survive.
>>28822431
I live in a subtropical region. It's horrible. Boreal all day everyday.
>>28822454
seems about right.
maybe weapons too
I would unironically move to that island if decent Internet existed there. Free gibsmedat from the British government for being a voluntary settler wouldn't hurt either.
>>28822496
What weapons would produce?
Would we just mass produce katanas or something?
seriously, drugs is the way to go for a robot nation
>>28822614
There are literally no jobs there
>>28822643
It literally wouldn't matter if I could be an eternal welfare pro.
>>28822641
kek, robots have no capacity for making things as complex as a katana
>>28822727
>complex
its a fucking curved piece of metal glorified by Chinese cartoons
unless moving here has a plan to overthrow the locals, I dont think robots can survive a 2gb data cap a mo.
>>28822496
That's the sort of thing that would get us invaded.
>>28821322
I know that they're super suspicious of outsiders, and newcomers are expected to pull their weight if they want to live there (ie. digging out roads, farming, building). Probably not the sort of life a robot would enjoy
>>28822791
by who?
if we are not breaking international law, why would they invade?
>>28822874
Those assholes could still be easily overthrown though.
>>28822916
>a government selling drugs and weapons to pretty much anyone
>cutting in on their profits
who the fuck wouldnt invade you?
>>28822705
>Living on peanuts
>>28822939
>>28822791
>>28822727
>>28822641
>>28822786
Arm every robot with a katana and hope for the best?
>>28823014
my life is like tetris, my mistakes stain it all, and my successes just fade away...
>>28823014
>the great Pitcairn Island war
>as the hordes of NEET's covered in their own feces row their boats gracefully
>D-day styled charge on the shore, each shouting "REEEEEEE" as a battle call to inspire strength
>each with a katana in hand, teleport behind locals
>locals fight back but are quickly drowned in autism and urine
>any survivors are killed, and any women are dressed as waifus
>at the end of the day, all robots gather around the highist point of the island to have a feast
>tendies, nuggies and chocolate milk for all
>all while chanting anime themes in a viking like fashion
>>28823200
Absolutely glorious my man
good threads musnt die this early
