>excited to pay for escort to lose my v and play with those titties
>100 good deal for cuddling too
>friend tells me they dont allow you to touch their tits and cuddle with them
WHAT THE FUCK!
I am legit raging right now. Why the fuck would i pay 100 pound to slide in and out a worn pussy if i could just do that with a fleshlight for much cheaper.
I want the gf experience for fuck sake.
I was even willing to travel 2hours to the nearest city to meet one
gfe with a hot girl is gonna cost you mad dosh my friend... expect to spend at least upwards of $400 for an hour or less
>>28821351
that reminds me
>>28821553
I would beat the shit out of that whore to get my money back.
>>28821553
Why do betas always have to tell prostitutes it's their first time and try to get them to take charge? Even if they're whores, all girls hate betas and their disgust instincts kick in. Don't say anything other than what position she should take and you don't even have to hide your awkwardness - she might think you're some severly mentally ill psychopath and will be scared to displease you.
I think I lucked out. The hooker I hired was super chill and accommodating.
Like... the sex was bad but she actually convinced me she was a nice person (which she very well may have been)
HOWEVER
She did try Wessles out of it for a second. She asked if I would like her to call up one of her "less experienced" friends. I told her that I responded to her ad for a reason.
She cuddled with me for like an hour after I came (which itself was an ordeal that she was super cool about). She let me talk about the crazy shit I dealt with in the military and made me some coffee before I left.
She was cool. I hope she has a nice life...
>>28822538
poor girl... having to deal with spastics like you
>>28822845
Yeah, I hope she doesn't have that problem often.
>>28821351
get the GFE m8
