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This arab Muslim comes up to you and tells you to submit to Allah
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This arab Muslim comes up to you and tells you to submit to Allah or get beheaded.
What do you do?
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Submit to Allah
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Allah will take better care of me than the Jew World Order
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Shoot him obviously familia.
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>>28821372
"Submit to this first!"
*unzips dick*
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>>28821372
That's a Sikh you mental nigger.
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I'd rather die than to submit to the devil in sheeps clothing
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I'd ask him why a Sikh is worshiping Allah
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I ask him what he's going to behead me with, then sperg over what kind of metal it's made of.
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Ask him why a Sikh is promoting Allah
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>change my official to Allah
>make him submit to the dick of Allah
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Thats a Sikh dumb ass
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>Allah
>Sikh
>People here actually believe they're smarter than the rest of the world
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>>28821372
I'd tell him "no"
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>>28821372
This man is a skih
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Nigga that's a Sikh

They're basically the designated Kebab removers of India
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>>28821529
>They took the bait
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>>28821372
>Cut his beard with a razor so that he'll lose his powers.
>He's almost inoffensive
>Remove his turban and expose his bald head
>It actually was a magical device to contain his cancer effects
>He's actually born in 1758 and his cancer was diagnosed in 1770 by an arab doctor who recieved the technology to detect it directly from Allah
>His muscles start to shrink, his skin starts to fall and he vomits liquid kebab
>I'm there hearing his screams of pain and prayers
>I say "who's your god now"
>"I was wrong all along, my master, I don't believe in Allah"
>I proceed giving him back his turban, I feed him with healthy saturated fats-full-pork meat
>He starts working at mcdonald's and he's integrated in western society
>He dies the day after because he was too weakened by being shaved
>All the city gives him a honourable funeral
>Hear explosions, the twin towers fell. I live in New York and it's 9/11
>I wake up in my real country with lucid eyes
>Mohamed is still alive and his beard grew again
>Happy ending theme plays as we walk towards the dawning sun
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