>MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
I don't want to remarry.
I only want SEX.
See my pussy.
>CLICK HERE.
>>28789090
I had a dream that I was in the woods and saw a bear
>>28789090
sounds like my dream girl, at least if she got some big payout and hubby was really bad at fucking
>>28790259
>wants to also get paid for smashing non-committal widow pussy
You're greedy.
>>28790289
exorcising haunted pussy isn't cheap
MY BRANDsailors
>>28790207
I'm learning French and last night I had a dream where someone said "Where is the meat" in French but they said "le viande" instead of "la".
>>28790207
I had a dream all the friends I excommunicated came back and were annoying me.
>>28790207
I had a dream that I found a puppy in my bed. It was a Siberian Husky, and in the dream I knew that once it had tasted blood it would never stop trying to kill. Also, the only way to kill it was drowning, as no other methods would work. It bit my finger and then I drowned it in the sink.
>>28790310
FUCK MY NEWLY-ORPHANED BOIPUSSY.
>>28790584
>yfw the sex is a QTE
>>28791578
>1 fuck = 100 yen.
>>28791979
>Maybe I should get another.
>>28792010
>Kiss off, twit.
>>28791979
sucky sucky 5 dolla
>>28792146
Shenmue references only.
No South Park.
>>28792146
>>28792164
Unless that was an obscure reference to the HK-dollars used in Shenmue 2.
If so, well played.
>tfw playing shenmue and asking virtual qts to show me the way somewhere i already know how to get to just so i can walk with them
>Observe clearly intoxicated oriental gentleman staggering.
>"Sir, are you okay?"
>"I'm just fine and dandy!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm okay!"
