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Is the real OP asleep? editionCome talk about your qts, advise other autists how


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Is the real OP asleep? edition

Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, and become happy normies.

https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter

alternative python view script for testing
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper

Old threads
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>>28705782
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>>28740391
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>>28751094
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>>28774236
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What's the best countries or keywords for desperate stalker qts guys?
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How much money does it take to travel to Thailand and stay there for a month?
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>>28787017
>https://nomadlist.com/bangkok-thailand/cost-of-living
>https://nomadlist.com/phuket-thailand/cost-of-living

I think you can get cheaper than those prices though
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>>28786993
I found a stalker qt from ukraine

she messages me pretty much constantly when shes awake

i just wanted to make some cool international friends and now i have a stalker who probably wants to marry me for my /brit/ citizenship

what do i do guys?

>>28787017
flight might cost you but hostels and hotels are DIRT FUCKING CHEAP there so you should be good.
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>>28787123
>I found a stalker qt from ukraine
>she messages me pretty much constantly when shes awake
>i have a stalker who probably wants to marry me for my /brit/ citizenship
NOICE

did you message her first?
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>>28778771
>If you actually fill out your profile as a robot you're objectively a homosexual gay faggot
I shouldn't put my occupation? Other people seem to put what they study and stuff..
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>>28787017
have fun being known as that neohippie guy who backpacked southeast asia to fuck ladyboys
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>>28787153
She messaged me first because i had "looking for snail mail pals" or whatever and she wanted to exchange mail so i went for it

her account is 7 years old so i figured it was at least most likely genuine person and not a scammer.

here's to being tricked into marriage by a 40 year old babushka lady on the internet i guess
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>>28787153
but you didnt answer my question, what do i do?

do i take the risk or do i block her?
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>>28787399
I'm all for marrying them desu

just how qt is she?
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>>28787454
im not gonna post her pic but she's pretty qt. maybe 8/10

>she sent me a selfie the other day from work wearing a qt dress
think i have a crush on a potentially fake girl here
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>>28787474
can't you get her on skype or something

or tell her you are ideologically opposed to the institution of marriage but would still very much love to share your life with her
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>>28787542
I have her on whatsapp which is how she manages to text me so often

I suppose that would work

but what if i want to marry a qt ;_;7
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>>28787593
video chat??

>but what if i want to marry a qt ;_;7
well then you relent after you've shit tested her with it, saying her loveliness has matched your ideals and you just have to marry her

or something

>tfw no top tier qts messaging me only a chubby and one without a pic
fugg
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anyone have any success on omegle?
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>>28787674
why not try messaging girls yourself?
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>>28787752
working up to it man

messaged one last night

do you guys put the effort in to find girls with common interests before you message?
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>>28787810
>do you guys put the effort in to find girls with common interests before you message?

I do yes. I dont use qtcrawler anymore. it just attracts bots, or really fucking boring people. your chances of finding somebody worth your time are better if you just find them yourself
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I don't understand what this website is or what you guys are doing.
It doesn't seem anything like a dating website, yet you guys are treating it like one.
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>>28787983
it's pretty much a LDR dating site disguised as a site for language exchange
I use it because it's the only female contact I'm having.
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>>28788008
Have you made any good friends?
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>>28788032
not him but I have made a few
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>>28788046
well I made an account but I don't really know what to do
the profiles seem so primitive I don't even know what to put

i hope these people want to talk about dinosaurs
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>>28786945
Thanks bro, yeah I fell asleep and everyone else did at the same time. Waking up to 18 messages though. Feels good man. qtcreeper is the way and the light
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>>28788119
just view qts, and they'll message back
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>>28788119
>i hope these people want to talk about dinosaurs
Let us know how your conversations go.
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>Nice, I got a message
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www.interpals.net/ChadThunderKawk

which one of you fucking retards made this?
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just a few tips when talking to foreigners and just grills in general on this website

>Use emotes/emojis
Unless they have very good english skills, it's easier to emote what you're saying with a simple :D or ;)

>offer to help their english/whatever language you speak if they are trying to learn it
They will appreciate the offer, and just the conversation alone is helping them practice

>read their profile
find something you have in common and message them about it. "Oh you like X band? Me too!! What's your favourite song by them??" etc

>careful with thai girls
many of them are ladyboys and wont tell you about it (unless you're into that kind of thing) obviously

>Dont be afraid of sending messages out first
it's not easy at first, but it gets easier. Like i said, read their profile and say something they might find interesting, or ask them a question about them based on what their profile says.

>dont use qtcrawler if you want to make friends
it's good for getting whores and desperately boring asian girls to message you but, it works out better if you message them yourself. trust me, having 17 messages is cool, but not if they all say "hi how are you being?" or "hello white man" etc

I feel like an E-Chad right now tbqhwy famalam
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>>28788621
Just got that one too mang
got excited and everything
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What do you put in your profile?
I looked around and everyone has all kinds of shit, from five page long essays in rainbow colors to literally nothing
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>>28788621
>gq e
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>>28788705
mostly just put lists of my favourite things

"About" section I have trouble with
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What's the best country for qts if you are ugly or average, who likes white man the most?
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>>28787164
be honest and put what you want to. no point in trying to hide that you're a robot, since you can't pretend forever. and it weeds out the people who wouldn't like you, why would you want to speak to them anyway.
just bee urself
but really, yeah everyone else puts their occupation and all that, so go ahead.
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>qt sends me messages
>get it in my email
>don't want to sign in since we always send long replies and my head hurts, plus i need to wake up early tomorrow
>notice in your email it hurts off half the messages and makes you sign in so you can see it all.

Nice Jew tactic, faggot russians.
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What do you guys put in your about me?
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>>28789396
[occupation] [couple of general things you like] [what you are looking for]
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>have to wait 7 days to delete my account

Just.jpg
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>>28788895
that's only if the message is long af
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>>28789750
its always long, fuck this website. Don't want to login and read it without replying. And fuck replying when I'm this tired and have a headache.
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What's a good view and message ratio for the crawler?
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>thanks for visiting
what did she mean by this?
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>>28790164
Got the same, what do?
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>>28790164
>>28790348
she wants the D guys
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>>28790374
i've gotten two messages like that and only from asians
should I try getting some yellow nudes? (not very interested in gooks myself, but I can try)
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This is for the robot in the previous thread who said I was lying about moving to Vietnam to be with my gf I met on interpals.
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>>28790609


wew lad gg
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>>28790609
I just happened to have just woke up you normie scum.
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>>28790631
And I just happened to come home from work.
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>>28790609
>go on holiday
>pretend to meet a qt

0.5cents has been deposited into your PayPal account, wonderful shilling.

-site owner of interpals
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>>28790704
Yeah I'm the site owner of interpals promoting my website. You caught me. /s
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My qt is messaging me back at an increasingly faster rate. Is this what love feels like
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>>28790773
>Implying she won't suddenly go quiet for a week

They all do it
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>>28790609
Let me see the passport stamp and I'll believe it.
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>>28791039
Or alternatively the Vietnamese girl's butt
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plsoriginaldo
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>>28791130
>tfw no onle qts
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thai girls literally all have something about "land of the smile" in their profiles
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>>28791189
The flip girls have the land of singing or some shit. They sing like shit though
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>>28790704


Nigga there's two ads on the site do you honestly think that the owner had made this site for the dollaroon?
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Why hasn't my qt asked for my skype yet? We always talk every day or once every 2 days and for hours... long replies.

She even takes photos of things i remind her of and shows me them. I dont understand.
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>>28791599
I like to think he made it just so he could have all of the qts
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>tfw an actual qt messages you

sorry 6/10 or below girls, hit the road
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aaaaa gimme different asians pls
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Who here only accept /bestflaggirls/?
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>>28792274
What the fuck I cannot get a Thai girl to resbond. I am some sort of super beta?
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>>28792365


Thai are literally Filipino tier m8 come on step it up
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>>28792402
I have an ex filipina bitching at me as we speak. Do I need to flash the cash? I need Thai validation.
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how about this thai

https://www.interpals.net/tikbkk
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>Currently have a qt 7/10 thai girl sending me pictures

I'm not even a chad
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>>28792489
>https://www.interpals.net/tikbkk
mama-san/10
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>>28792284
>japs
nah m8
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>>28792555
think i could fish for nudes?
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>>28792586

not even m8. They messaged me. Feels good tbqh. They're the hella cute kind too.
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>>28786945
>qtcrawler

For the Love of God I dont know how to use it.

What to copy where to paste? How to activate...

Pls someone help, I will send good wishes.
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https://www.interpals.net/risariri

straight out of The Ring
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>>28792660
>https://www.interpals.net/risariri
fucking Watamote as hell dude

though still pretty qt
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>>28792689
i dont think i could look at that long enough to get nudes.
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>>28792646
install it into tampermonkey

just in case blox
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is there something like interpals

but for people who live where i am?

cause LDR sucks
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>>28792854
How do I run it?

Its installed but it shows no scripts running...

> Good wishes !!!!
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>Autistic qt hasnt logged in since she messaged me yesterday
True suffering
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>>28792867
You can search girls from where you live in here
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>>28792867
Go hang out near the PO boxes in your nearest post office.
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>>28792894
make sure its enabled in tampermonkey too. its not a script that "runs" as such like qtcreeper does. its a button that gets added to the site itself. on the search results page
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>>28792946
I got it enabled but I dont know what to do now.
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>>28786945
what should i write in my profile anon?
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>>28793013
Go to IP, click "online" to view people currently online. Change the parameters on there to suit yourself. Then scroll to bottom and click view all on one page. There should be an option on the page to view all the profiles. Click that and enjoy your qts
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>getting desperate
>accidentally 500 views with qtcreeper
>5 messages
>none of them are really qts

Apparently chubby girls are all I can get the world over.
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>>28793275
Perseverance will see you through, friend. Have some patience and a qt will appear.
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>9 Messages in the past 3 days
I don't even message anyone first
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>>28793435
Feels good man russians so freindly.
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>>28793473
Updated pastebin for next thread, in case I'm not here for it
http://pastebin.com/1uuQ74cA
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Russians really are the best girls senpai

indonesians are the worst. used to be thais
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>>28793116

I managed somehow huhh

Thanks man, Europe is done, now we wait!
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>>28793371
How do I even deal with butch looking eastern european women sending me really nice messages.

I can't take these feels.

I feel terrible ignoring them.
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>>28793570
Best of luck to you in your qt search, friend.
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>>28792914
Awesome, thank you originazi
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>>28793607
And to you as well friend!
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>>28793605
I reply to them. It's nice to be polite and I'm happy to talk to anyone. But that's not for everybody. You're free to do whatever you want desu, no guilt necessary
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>>28793605
Are they really butch, anon? Set aside your hate. Slavs will never be white but we can still be civil with them.
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>>28793669
what are slavs if not white desu??????

Is croatia slav?
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>>28793712
Southern slav, I think they are called.
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>>28793669
Well, only this one in particular. And another who messaged me was a chubby. There are plenty of slav qts, just none that are gonna message me.

>>28793643
How do I avoid ending up being drawn into really long conversations though?
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>>28793812
I googled it yeah its true.

But how are slavs not white??
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>>28793814
Hmmm. I'd guess by keeping your replies minimal and not asking them anything back.
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>>28793891
Meanwhile I'm getting overflown by thai grills who respond then respond with closed responses...
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>>28793929
They're all like that. Boring as shit. I have Thailand blocked.
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>favourite qt says she'll "see" you tomorrow
>doesn't log in for 4 days

Feels bad man. How long should I wait before sending a desperate message in the hopes that she'll see the email and come back?
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>>28793970
If it's been 4 days just message her now.
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>>28793891
Goddamnit this butch slav has the most patrician of tastes. WHY CAN'T SHE BE QT.
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did I hit the jackpot guys?
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>>28794123

what do you think?

Take her to the rainbow land.
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>>28794123
some of you faggots post your jackpot hitting chad tier conversations for us autists to learn from
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>>28794123
we greencard now
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>>28794155
But I'm not even looking for a internet gf, I just want to talk to people. I don't want this to go anywhere to that point. She's qt though, but I don't know if she's just being friendly or not
>>28794356
sorry, no chad here. I get ignored 90% of the time.
>>28794386
I live in a shitty, poor country so I don't think so.
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I love european cuties they are the best : ^)
Fuck those smelly indo-asians from thailand and shit, I hate that shit
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Slavs, gentlemen.
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>>28794726
Are they all just stupid or what?

I never understand what they're trying to achieve by sending a couple of nonsense messages, then making no effort to have a real conversation.
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>>28792924
top kek m8
top kek
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Why are girls so pathetic?
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>>28795281
context? im interested to know.
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>>28794000
HOLY FUCK IT WORKED

THANK YOU BASED ANON
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>>28795281
fukken chad

post the entire conversation
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>>28795317
>>28795420

I'll give you the context but not the whole conversation as it's really cringey the way you have to act with retarded foreigners.

Basically I was just flirting with her the whole time and guilt tripped her for not fantasizing more than just 'hugs and beer' which was the thing we were flirting about doing.
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who else /second fake indian account to stalk qts with/ here

>>28795618
>as it's really cringey the way you have to act with retarded foreigners
come on man that's just the shit I wanna learn
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>>28795649
Flirting is a faggot art based on experience and appearance. Its bretty hard to just copy someone.
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>>28795649
>come on man that's just the shit I wanna learn
Fine, but you won't learn anything
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>>28795796
messages are starting from bottom to top btw
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more deviance going on
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>>28795796
jesus christ, is this what flirting is like?
i think i lost brain cells reading that shit
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>>28795870
You fucked up
stopblox
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>>28795883
Yep, I told you man. But then again she is really stupid and young, so I have to play it like this for the most part.
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It's a wonder I haven't seen any Elliot Rodger profiles here
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>>28795870
>what else do you play?

Bassists, when will they learn?
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>>28795796
Thanks man. I did learn something.

all my conversations are stilted quizzing about interests. I need to lighten up somehow

>>28795971
I saw a girl who listed Elliot's manifesto among her favourite books.

I wished her happy Elliot Rodger's day yesterday but haven't heard back.
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>>28794356
theres no secret. be moderately attractive and messages very single girl that looks good to you eventually you will meet someone you match with
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Fugg you niggers are dumb


I have lucked out with finding a Russian qt who enjoys talking about post kantian philosophy and discussing the postmodern dilemma and transhumanism through the lens of Nietzsche and various Russian writers.

Fucking nice desu
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>>28796285
>Philosophy
>Smart

Pick one

Keep bickering over pointless concepts m8
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erm the question mark makes in awkward, she posted this on my wall, should I message here or what?
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>>28796363
What the fuck? I have gotten that message twice in a row on my wall from two different girls from south east asia.

What the fuck is up with that?
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How do you make QTcrawler work. I followed the instruction but nothing is happening.
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>>28796411

Fuck knows it works for me, make you follow everything very carefully and use chrome. Also make sure you wait a little before the automate thing comes up next to the filter, that caught me off guard.
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>>28796311
dubs speak the true and only true
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>>28796462
Shit as the autism I am I forgot to click the view all button. Thanks robot
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>>28796363
Girls that post on walls instead of messaging are fucking autistic 100% of the time.
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>>28796311

>pointless concepts

neckulturny pleb detected
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>>28796200
> be moderately attractive and messages very single girl that looks good to you eventually you will meet someone you match with

This is literally the realization that shattered my disney romance ideals when I was 9. That love doesn't exist, you won't find the one, you just try random people until you find someone you're not disgusted by.
> how could adults live with themselves if they do that?
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So am I supposed to fill out the profile like some chat or what?
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>>28796597
>tfw you lost at the "be moderately attractive" part
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>>28796616
no fill it out like a beta

No but seriously, just sell yourself but don't be too serious and try and be funny, but don't try too hard.

Basically if you're not interesting enough try and go for the distant chad style, make it look like you're a man of the world.
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I think I did it lads.
I feel like a 15 year old again.
I've never felt so comfortable dropping so much spaghetti.
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>>28796985
what did you do anon lad
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What's the current strategy regarding "Looking For"?

Do you make intentions known with relationship/flirting?
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>>28797409
Its not like any gril is gonna come mock you for having flirting or something checked.
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>>28797409
Would like to know this too

maybe some females who were looking for that would ignore you if you don't have it checked
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gonna read my messages, scary time lads
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>>28797669
>>28797409
>>28797605
The thing is, I have an irrational fear of people that konw me irl see my profile and think "what a creep". A-anyone else?
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>she's never had a boyfriend
>asks if I've ever had a gf

What the fuck do I say? She thinks I'm cool.
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>>28797734
>irrational
megablox
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>>28797785
Just tell her the truth, it'd be more likely to make her at ease than think that you suck if she's not lying
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If the message you sent still has a pink box around it, does it mean they haven't read it?

>>28797734
I kind of have that fear, just of being recognised in general, and it's why I would never use a traditional dating website and why I'm using this interpals. I think the chance of anyone finding me here are pretty slim desu. I HOPE.
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>>28797785
The truth.

ohiwsafiugesafhbiu
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>>28797832
same

bloxio!
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Hue here, do normies have prejudice against hueland?
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>>28797898


Yes, they do indeed.
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>>28797822
>>28797836
Thanks bros. This is all new territory for me.
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>>28797939
Well fuck,should I just put USA then?
I want to talk to qts too
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>>28797967

I would suggest so mate.
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>>28797950
Unless you have a really, really good memory, lying all the time is just gonna leave you as dis-trustworthy and eventually people will stop bothering to speak to you. Stick to the truth, like people have said before, it's much easier to just be yourself.
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>>28790041
views on your profile:msgs
10:1
Views on their profile:msges
50:1
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>>28798152
hmm

I'm about 20:1 on the first one
100:1 on the second

500 crawls of others today
80 views
5 messages from new people
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who else here got a gf from interpals and is now afraid she is going to find out how much of a loser i really am and crush my heart?

this burden is so hard bros. how can i ever tell her im a basement neet that smokes marijuana. theres no way it ends happy for me. ill just try to never bring it up until eventually im forced to reveal what im doing with my time
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>messaged 10 qts
>they're all online
>no replies
Why do I even bother with this normie site?
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>>28798347
its not the same every time, it's just a vauge answer desu

results vary a lot
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>>28798380
Git gud m8 ;^)

Just bee urself desu
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>>28798366
iktf
Got close to a girl, things are going great, but she mentioned wanting to hear more about me yesterday. Today's conversation will be the end of me.
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>qt asks about my hobbies
>i answer
>she goes offline
>hasn't replied me for days
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>>28798612
Well, what're your hobbies?
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>>28798631
complaining about my life on 4chan
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>have lots of messages and good long talks with qt
>ask for skype last message
>seen message and no reply

IVE BECOME SO NUUUUMB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
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>>28798612
Same here, i said that I don't leave my home and they never talked to me again
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>>28798673
>itooknowthisfeel.png
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>>28798472
by that metric you are 4x more attractive than me

fucking chads
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>>28798683
I think that must be the biggest redflag for normalfag girls. If you can, avoid telling them, just make up some shit about how you sometimes go clubbing but you don't really enjoy it that much, or that you take walks in nature, at least 99% of them are vapid enough to take those as actual interests.
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I met my fiance on interpals ~4 years ago. She was 17 and I was 19. A couple months later I got shipped off to the army, did my training, and got stationed in El Paso, Texas. I visited her (in Albuquerque) just as friends and the rest is history. I personally think it was fate that drew us together.
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Just got messaged by a girl who lists
>Free Software
as an interest

das it mane
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>>28798854
Don't you fucking lie to me either you normie scum.
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>>28795796
This is a pretty good example desu, of how you have to act with some girls. It's a relief to get a girl who isn't like this, just to act "normal" again.
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>>28798957
Uwot? It's a true story. We're celebrating our 3 years of dating in two days.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

time to be emo for awhile
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i wasnt prepared, what do i say now. she is a cute 18 y/o german girl
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>>28799086
intothetrash.png
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>>28799086
If you don't know how to do this you're fucked.
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MADE MY FIRST JOKE TO A QT GUYS!

I CAN DO IT

>>28799041
Congrats mang. Your story is an inspiration.
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>>28799086
You are clearly not ready. Try not to make an ass of yourself.
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>>28799130
This is like r9ks introductory class to (online) flirting
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>>28799111
>>28799112
>>28799130
>>28799189

how about you fucks tell me what to say. its been to long but i just replied "what are you wearing"

wtf am i going to say
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>>28799325
shghiiiii
Someone please help this man
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>>28799325
Reply with,

'You might join in? so you're interested huh ;)?'
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>>28799325
don't worry bro i am making you a graphic
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>>28799325
THIS MAN NEEDS SOME HELP STAT

SOMEBODY GET A CHAD WE NEED A CHAD RIGHT NOW
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>>28799325
Try using some of this.
Don't know if will work
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>>28799345
its to late waiting 20 minutes she logged off. now shes going to come back to "what are you wearing?" and be like this kids a fucking retard
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>>28799396
Ouch. You're the turnoff master, anon.
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>>28799325

M8 you gotta be a little more couth.

Try again with another girl, or put it off as a joke that's commonly said in English.
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>>28796285
>>28796285
Licking those toilet seats and sucking those dicks whilst reading Dostoevsky, just like Sasha Grey

Truly an empowered female
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>>28799325
If you're worrying this much, you're not gonna enjoy it. Say whatever the fuck makes you horny and if she don't like it, too bad for her. You can move on to the next slag.

Just don't say anything that would weird her out, like you wanna have sex with her feet or something.
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Can I get a qt japanese teacher with this?
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>>28799189
Brah we just watched a man drown.
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>>28799189
This is the beautiful thing about these threads

It's some kind of positive self improvement and learning

>>28799396
Witnessed senpai
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>>28799487

Not just the big Dos.

Pushkin, Chekhov, Chernyshevsky. This girl is pretty awesome desu. She has a mad command of the English language and is mad qt
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>>28799325
Use this to make statements and form questions or tease her. Its bretty basic but most women enjoy these things. Try not to use anatomical vocabulary. Your on your own with penetration chit chat its bretty easy.
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>>28799735
>that diagram
Top kek
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>>28799735
Some amazing OC anon, damn I love these threads.

inb4 they die in a week
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>>28799735
>am gona scratch betwen ur shoulder blades then bite ur throat, now can u say something to mek me jizz pls
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>>28799809
Legitimate keikaku.
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>this fucking cunt
wow
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>>28800022
Better be writing the longest two sentences on how much you hate atheist gay transniggers and how you would love to buy a Russian AK to shoot them and their clones.
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>>28800022
send her fuck. niggers.
that sums up the views of all of those
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>>28800022
Send her a 3 sentences long message.
On the last one call her a fucking bitch or something,post her for keks
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>only get messages from thai girl all fucking day
>it's probably night there now
>literally no messages

What do, am I only attractive to thai girls or what?
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>>28800244
You are either very unintersting, don't message other girls or don't view enough profiles.

Use qtcrawler, that shit is great for meeting more people on interpals.

Or you could just be severely ugly.
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black milf tits are best desu
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>>28800608
disgusting broseph
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>>28800608
I doubt any of us could even lift dem atlian tits
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>>28800608
how do we know you didn't just got this pic from the world wide web?
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UNLIMITED
UNSOLICITED RUSSIAN QT MESSAGE
WORKS
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It's been a long day boys. Time to turn in for the night.

Keep up the good work and remember.
Moms spaghetti
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>>28800788
Good work bro. Glad none of those are my Russian qts. Dubs checked.
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>>28800827

the trick is to reel them in with genuine interest in Russian literature desu.

things required for this strategy: actual enjoyment of Russian literature.
It honestly seems like people from that country actually still have national pride for some fucking reason. Weird as hell.
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>>28800788
>weird alien
>tfw she messages other men
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>>28800608
absolutely haram senpai
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>>28800850

yee dude

literally the only boring person in my messages.

Loves to talk to me about drums and shit
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>>28800866
yeah she's really boring desu

>tfw qt who messages me often looked at my profile again today
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>>28800850
>>28800904

funniest thing is she messaged me first
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>>28800980
Same here actually.

pic related. fuck kind of opening message is that.
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>>28801023
Bang bang bang *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
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>>28801023

She was fucking weird, desu. She told me she was dressed up like a red Indian lmfao


>tfw your qt is redpilled

god take me to Russia please
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How do I flirt famallama. Send help
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>>28801076
You need to be more forward, but in a jokey way.
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>>28801076
That looks fine to me m8. Suggestive but could also be innocent.
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Where are there so many fucking Russians and Turks on this website?
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>>28787017
I just went and i spent less than $1000 for a month there. That was spending a lot on alcohol and rental cars too. beds are less than 10 dollars a night. food is like a dollar. Girls can't tell that you're a sperg because of the language / cultural barrier. It was amazing.
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>>28791189
Thailand is called Land of Smile. They're really into it. It's on their fucking airports and stuff.
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>>28801349
Tourism is big there legitimate and otherwise. Smiling makes people feel welcome I guess.
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>do you like homemade sweets?

So this is what it feels like to make it.
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>replying to a really long message from an unattractive girl

i just want this to be over but it's taking fucking ages
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>>28801627
nigga it's the internet just ignore her like wtf
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>>28801659
not OP, but you don't understand, I even feel bad disconnecting anonymous omegle text conversations.
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>>28801779
this

i feel bad closing conversations with customer service reps online, and have to wait until they say bye first

It's definitely polite to reply to somebody if they're asking you questions. At the very least, to give them minimal answers.
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>tfw got a interpal gf by sheer luck
>tfw always been alone robot neet
>tfw have trust issues because of the years of isolation and r9k
>tfw havent heard from her all day yet expecting the worse

who else has /issues/ ? i tell myself chill chill chill man. but sometimes i let it out
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Hnng I'm talking with some girl from japan and she has the exact same music taste as me (I'm into weird ass obscure jap bands), only here english is kinda bad
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>>28801963
like it's so bad I sometimes don't know what she's saying, what's a polite way of asker her to rephrase?
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>>28801997
I'd just say it m8, and simplify your English as much as you can.
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>>28801960
I know these feels bro, its harder being ldr as well. Only thing you can do is find a hobby to take your mind away from it or tell her. Try to arrange a meeting as soon as possible irl if you can.
>>
Do you use your real pics?
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>>28801997
what bands?
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>got my Austrian qt to download and play osrs with me

Livin the dream lads

Have some Ukranian boobs
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>this opening message
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>>28802421
>made s girl play runescape with him

you really are pathetic hoky shit hahahahaha
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>>28802357
Would probably be best if you plan on befriending them. Maybe make two accounts and see the difference.
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>>28802421
where are you from and how good looking are you? Is there many chicks on there, been thinking about trying it for a while
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>>28791643
>tfw she still has not asked for it
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>>28802978
just ask her for hers?

she might not even have skype
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>>28802978
just say "hey do you have Skype. It's easier to message there"
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can someone show me their profile pls???
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>>28802978
ay bb you wan sum skype. Easy as.
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>>28803223
no one wants to help? ;c
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>>28803350
click on a random profile you stupid fuck.
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>>28803350
sure It's mine
>>
35 year old korean wants to cam. English bad. I am getting stressed send help
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>>28803776
AHahaha holy shit I fucked up bad it was a guy I was just mindlessly replying to compliments and shit. oh god damn
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>>28803858
Serious, I've only heard that some german girls are fake
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>>28803858
it happens dont worry
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>>28804188
>>28804229
The bullshit never ends. I must be kawaii.
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Willing to give people tips.

Ask away
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>>28804362
do you use qtcrawler or whatever
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>>28804362
What sort of stuff are you putting in your profile? Are you American?
How far do you get with these girls?
Are any actually interested in meeting?
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>>28804389
Yes, qtcrawler is vital. But also you have to pluck up the courage to message first. Most girls like confident guys. Also it helps to have good pictures of yourself.

>>28804390
>far do you get with these girls?
>Are any actually interested in meeting?

Get quite far, first day of really trying and already got atleast 5 who'd wanna meet up. Also some nice sexting etc from other girls.
It's all fun and games though, that's they key don't be so serious, but it really varies from girl to girl. Gotta be good at reading people.
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>>28804428
I suck at getting it from the casual conversation stage, to the "ok, so we're flirting then" stage. Anything past the point where we're obviously flirting is easy.

Any tips on getting past that specific point?
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>>28804428
would you mind asking my other questions please
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>>28804476
Some girls just don't want to flirt so you just have to move on.

I find that lightly teasing or joking about something works well. Like I find that I say things to lead them on to other things.

Here i'll post an example: NOTE IT'S EXTREMLY AUTISTIC AND YOU HAVE TO PREPARE TO BE CRINGE IN ORDER TO GET THEM TITTIES
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>>28804624
tip guy here, just to let you know in context we ended up talking about her giving me a blowjob and shit
>>
how can I tell if qtcrawler is working?
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>>28804663
Increased views in your profile.
Even if your profile is shit you will notice a difference
Also follow the guide to every small detail.
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>>28804663
You'll see a bar counting down the number of visited profiles once you click to start it. There's no way you wouldn't notice if it worked.

Alternatively you could go on your own profile and check "last viewed" to see if there's profiles you didn't click yourself
>>
>>28804624
No worries about the cringe lad, I know it's part of the game. I do write similar stuff, but I don't put the winking smiley so maybe it seems more innocent to them.

But then where do you go after that? Say I've done the flirty stuff like in your example, surely it just falls back to polite conversation?
>>
>>28804692
I just copy pasted the code in tampermonkey after clearing everything else. Am I good?
>>
i just really need help writing a profile, not word for word, but in general. i can talk fine one to one but making my self seem appealing is a bit of a struggle
>>
>>28804720
save it, enable it, use it.
>>
>>28804716
Well yes and no, it just continues in sexual tension. Like we started talking about the things we would do to eachother, but keeping subtle for added sexual tension. After that yeah sure we still talk about normal shit but we still have that sexual option at hand and poke fun at eachother all the time.

T E A S I N G
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>>28804747
Don't self depricate.
Actually state Interests.
A few jokes here and there
And put a little sentence about what type of person you are and what type of people you like.

Then I don't know I put a funny picture in mine. It's worked for me btw, I'm post related
>>28804624
>>
>>28804755
Yeah, makes sense. It's often hard to shoehorn it in though ain't it, even when she's keen. Checked your dubs there too m80
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>>28804752
i'm not seeing a bar like >>28804709
said
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>>28804813
>>28804752
nvm I found it im retarded
>>
>>28804785
As I say it really depends on what type of girl.

GIRL TYPES:

>no flirting or sexual mention whatsoever

>prefers to talk about normal things, but after a while she may open up to flirtatious advances

>likes being playful and is fully open to flirting

>absolute filthy whore who will always want to be flirtatious and should be avoided at all costs.
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>>28804844
adding on from my point.

Realistically the best type of waifu will be a girl hanging on from your every words and will message you more than you message her and will always wait for your reply.

It will show they are scared to make themselves look like an ass to you and will show that they are within your power.

Gender reversal bro, it's glorious. Now the girls are the chasers.
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>>28804890
Like this shit. I mean this just shows where the power is at, once you get to this stage you're fucking golden.

No change unless you literally have down syndrome to mess it up once you reach this level.
>>
just a tip for my fellow robots

ive noticed a massive influx of german profiles that all meet the same points recently (today in fact). I just noticed this looking through random profiles that come up on "quick search"

-german
-girls
-age in mid 20s
-cute profile picture
-totally blank profile
-joined a few hours ago

anyone else noticing this?
>>
>>28804961
Yeah i've noticed it, but you can smell them from a mile off through their messages.

Just so off and you can tell it's from some sweaty Nigerian scammer on the other end.
>>
>>28804995
yeah i just wanted to post something about it here. dont want you faggots getting scammed by some nigger
>>
>>28805022
Yeah it's probably for the best.

There are some gullible robots here who would get scammed to fuckery by juju up the mountain.
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>>28804961
Their profiles are fake
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>>28805068
wow ya think
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Don't let it 404 while I'm asleep lads
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> tfw shitting on Americans thinking I want to circlejerk about Bernie since I'm scandinavian
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>>28805407
ill try famalam
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>tfw qt crawling
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>>28806183
>keep looking at profiles
>naturally attracted to certain features
>can't always remember which one i have clicked before
No one has called me out yet but I know it will happen.
>>
>>28806235
i had some 16 yr message me. "stop going to my profile or ill block you." i replied y would you do that? then i got blocked lol
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>>28806183
eventually the admins on this site are gonna realize that people are using scripts like this and find a way to stop us using them
>>
>>28806783
I dunno man this shit is still running on web 2.0 looking shit.
>>
>>28806807
yeah but all it would take is a change of layout, or even a change to the 'profile viewing system' (ie, only count views that are 30secs or longer like youtube does)
>>
>>28806829
I doubt its even on their radar it isn't affecting end users. I feel like the impact and bandwidth costs are minimal. Talking out of my ass desu.
>>
>>28807030
>Talking out of my ass
yeah maybe i am too senpai

i just dont want them to fix it
>>
might deliver nudes in a few minutes
>>
>>28807647
Do it Brahman
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>>28807647
its ok, i just had a wank to something that hypnosis anon in the fetish posted so im good for a while

post them later on m8
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>>28807822
>fetish thread*

origionaldo commento
>>
>my first message is from a nigger
Fucking kill me senpai
>>
>>28807647
Fuck lads, gave me something with a bunch of matches on imagesearch. Bit disappointed desu
>>
>>28808054
call her out
>>
I made a profile yesterday and a 19-year-old qt started talking to me.
There are a lots of other qts online at every time.
Why is that? It's strange.
>>
>>28807943
mine too. she kindly asked my friendship and that, if God wants, she would like to meet me in person.

I got scared and didn't reply to her
>>
>>28808166
At least for you it was a girl
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>>28804955
God damn it feels so glorious when you bag a qt of this kind.
>>
Anyone mind walking me through installing this qt crawler shit? I already Downloaded tampermonkey.
>>
i noticed like every girl i find attractive is around the age of 17.

not sure if that means women at like shit or just older people dont really use this site
>>
>>28808054
Jesus fucking christ lads

What do I reply?
>>
>>28808358
No mention of anything hinting at this before, then completely out of the blue

I fucking hate these people
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>>28808358
>euros are more open

REEEEEEE OUR GOVERNMENTS HAVE RUINED OUR REPUTATION
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anyone looking for drug contacts in other countries?
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>>28808358
>>28808456
The delusion is real

this is original and importan
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>>28808540
>cannon be differentiated

other than that they have different chromosomes and organs and looks and...
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this guy asked me to play the question game.

he asked me this

what do I reply?
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>>28808304
You download the qt thing. And when you double click the file it'll open in your browser. Then you copy the text.
Then go to the little monkey button. New script. Paste it. When you go to the "online" page on interpal. There will be a thing added in the search options that says "open all"
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>>28808625
Say you'd curb-stomp him of course
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>>28808625
i'd drown you in the river
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>>28808701
A WinRar file right?
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>>28808625
Drop you off a cliff
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>>28808625
"I already have a puppy sorry :("
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>>28808909
um yeah it was a zip file
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>>28809046
>not using qtcreeper

https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
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>>28809079
They are using it, they're just unaware of the fact that you can install it without downloading the zip of the branch
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Just got home and sent me frenchie qt a reply.

>tfw
> 737 words 3,995 characters
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>>28809094
you don't instal qtcreeper. You just run it. You don't need Chrome for it either
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>>28809094
what's the alternative to the zip
>>
I used IP in like 2013 and the only thing that came from it was some French girl on my Facebook.

Why not just use Tinder?
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>>28809127
Qtcrawler, not creeper, but for crawler you just open the .js and then click "Raw", then it will either open tapermonkey right off where you can install it, or you copy it from there.
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>>28798366
>bite the bullet and go on to tell jap gf that I'm worthless neet
>she offers to help me pay for a ticket/passport to Japan to move in with her

you can do it Anon
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>>28809145
Using language and cultural barriers to hide your autism.
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>>28800244
it's weird, I'm the opposite, barely any thais at all.

I went in here thinking I'd be getting superqt girls from poor asian countries, instead I only get chubby girls from Europe.

Not a single goddamn russian qt either. I am disappoint lads.

>>28804844
>>28804890
>>28804955
This shit needs to be in a guide or wiki or something

also
>replied to first message from 'murrican qt last night
>6 new message email notifications from her this morning
>ONCE AGAIN TERRIFIED OF READING MESSAGES
i-it must be good, right?
>>
Have you put care in your profile?

Like, wall of text, detailed hobbis/interests?
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>>28809159
did you go to japan with her?
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>>28809264
I listed about 5 of each interest. But I got a bunch of messages when my profile was blank too.
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>>28809273
Will be in a few months, can't wait.
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>>28809264
No
Just have a chad picture and get messages every day.
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>>28809313
In a few months lots of things can go wrong :)
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ho lee fuk, lads. did not know we have culture pal threads on the robot. did they die out on /int/?
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>>28809358
> did they die out on /int/?
Yep, just gradually whizzled out. Not too much activity here either, sometimes the threads die before the limit, so feel free to join
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>>28809358
they're still up every weekend, also pals threads are up on /adv/ and on /out/
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>>28809159
how old is she anon?
origami
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>>28809313
wow

I think I would never able to do such a thing.
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>>28809377
i used to be in that thread every day up until a few months ago when my main qt went nuts
>>28809379
>pals threads are up on /adv/ and on /out/
did not know that, never really browsed that
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>>28809455
>my main qt went nuts
story pls?
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And to think you could have all avoided this by not being imperialist scums

blame yourselves for allowing your govt to send these welfare queens to die
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>>28809476
>when he posts in the wrong thread

Hi there, anon! Welcome to Interpals!
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>>28809465
lets say she was a little jealous and I guess overprotective would be the word
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>tfw sent my qt a message
>tfw told her when i visit for a holiday im going to cassis and renting a black bmw and driving around in a black suit transporting objects for euros and asked if she will join me
>tfw know she will say yes but just want to read it knowing she typed it out
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>>28809511
Ok but what happened?

Write a detailed greentext story

perhaps some of us less socially knowledgeable robots could learn from it.
>>
> talk with milf from Hong Kong
> tell her Ill travel there pretty soon
> she seems pretty flirty all this time
> is married with kids

I'm not sure how this will end
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>>28809409
20, I'm 19

>>28809340
;)

Wikipedia:Random pages test
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Using qt crawler has led me to amass over 200 messages and now i can't even bother replying to any :(
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>>28809640
whatever u say chad thundercock
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>>28809651
not even chad gets that much in such a shirt period, only roasties do.
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>>28802421
Checked

>tfw your face will never be worth nudes on the internet
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>>28809651
>>28809665

How many thais do you lads reckon
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Just made a profile how the fuck do I get grills?

Also this is what I look like am I too ugly for this place?
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>>28809701
you should fuck off back to /soc/, dickhead.
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>>28809701
>i am 2 ugly ;_;

nobody is gonna give you pity here faggot

kill yourself and your cat
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>>28809535
I was never good at these
>maybe 2 years ago
>kinda brand new to the site
>brand new qt who just signed up messages me
>she was apparently 17 or 18 at that time
>tells me about her problems and other normal shit
>humor her and have a good back and forth for a while
>she mentions that she smokes and stuff and I actually managed to convice her to quit
>out of the blue she asks me if im talking to any other people on the site
>like a fucking retard tell her that i'm talking to tons of other girls as a joke
>she takes it seriously and goes off the wall
>finally calm her down after a while but she asks every so often if im talking to someone else
>goes back to normal for a bit but it seems like shes been completely taken out of the conversation
>ask her about it and she starts saying stuff like "i thought I was good enough to be the only one you'd talk to" and shit like that
needless to say it was a bit on an error on my part and a lot of insanity on hers. despite that, she was kinda cute and I did enjoy talking to her
>>
>>28809738
>>28809720

Whoa buds it's an honest question I don't see why you need to be hostile. I just don't want to waste my time.
>>
Holy shit is there anything cuter than a QT using emojis and broken English?
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>>28809596
Well are you actually going there?
>>
Alright, after spending forever being retarded, i finally got qtcrawler to work. And now we wait...
>>
Does qtcrawler view the same profiles over and over again?
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>>28809943
Yep, so don't mash the button all the time
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>>28809950
Which button, the view all?
>>
>>28809840
No anon, there is not.
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>>28809969
Yeah. If you hit it without waiting for hours you'll visit many of the same people several times and bad times will be on the horizon
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>>28810014
Ok, I only did it once, because I've seen some shit here by other anons from doing that. People don't appreciate you "inspecting the merchandise".
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>>28809943
You should be using qtcreeper Anon. It records which qts were visited and has many other exciting features.
>https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
I even updated it with a noob guide.
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>>28810090
no one cares, stop shilling your shit.

Faggot.
>>
This website as an American makes me feel like a god. Thank you for showing me this.
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>>28810186
just trying to help man, I've shilled it literally once.
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>>28810186
Aye, screw off. I want this shit to be easier.
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>>28810305
the best qts are the ones you message yourself

t.culture pals expert
>>
>wake up with four messages

Morning.
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>>28809185
>I went in here thinking I'd be getting superqt girls from poor asian countries, instead I only get chubby girls from Europe.

Grass is always greener on the other side I suppose.
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>>28810334
Some of us aren't Chads and our faces don't stand out from 100+ messages she recives per hour
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>tfw some of us might be talking to the same qt
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>she saw my message an hour ago
>still ahsn't replied
>only sent a 800 word response

why are woman such cunts?
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Alright wich one of you fuckers is that spanish chick that wants to play vidya?
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guys my thai harem is offline, how do I score russian qts, for some reason they never message me
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>he unironically uses the script
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>>28810491
Don't bother, their English is to atrocious for it to be worth it.
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>>28810334
What do you say when you message them yourself?
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>>28810500
Here's a you Chad

now fcuk off
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>>28810519
Shut the fuck up Christian weeaboo.
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>>28810457
>tfw you know this is probably true

why is it such a horrible feel?
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>>28810442
>>28810507
>they doesnt know about the pasta
lmao
m
a
o
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>>28810542
>Shut the fuck up Christian weeaboo.

I don't understand what you're saying. Are you implying that I am a christian and that I enjoy watching cartoons for children? To answer you, yes I am christian but I don't watch weeaboos.
>>
>>28810457
Leave her alone you goddamned rapscallion!
>>
>>28810553
even more horrible is that she's probably talking with real normalfags. I mean I still have a bit of respect for robots.
>>
>Tfw half the girl mention, "Don't message me like 'Hi, how are you' or I wont respond".

Lol they know that shit will never go anywhere with that type of message.
>>
>>28810745
tfw say that exact thing and they respond
just do it faggot
>>
Holy shit are all these foreign girls thristy for american dick or something?
>>
>>28810846
if you're white and from america, you're already steps above the competition. even more so if its a popular city like new york or los angeles
>>
>>28810846
You mean... American Visa
>>
tfw you actually want to do a language exchange, but all the Basque qts won't respond to your messages.

What do i do wrong?
>>
>>28797822
Truth.If she has had nobody else,then it's no big deal on your part either.
>>
>>28810846
*white dick

so no, americans are off the table.
>>
>>28811137
>What do i do wrong?
>want to do a language exchange
right there
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>>28811199
kek an Icelandic qt sent me a message about Basque lmao
>>
>10 people messaging me at once is too much
How do girls do it with their 400+ messages ?
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>qt compliments me and tries to flirt with me
>don't respond to their advances
who /truerobot/ here?
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>>28809185
I just think you need to stop being so available or at least have the appearance of being more busy
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shit what do
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>>28811828
I wouldn't, I'm kinda tinfoiled though. Don't you have skype or something?
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>>28811875
yeah not gonna do this, what would be a good excuse for not giving my fb
>>
>>28811896
Say you dont have facebook
>>
Is 30 visits good for a 30 minute profile or are the 400+ people real
>>
>>28811998
you wont get 400 in 30 mins, give it a day or so
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>talking to my qt
>mention i bought a new frgrance (cologne)
>tells me she loves men ones and loves smelling them
>show her a picture of about 10 of my favorites, ( i have like 50) worth thousands.
>tfw have a feeling she might start thinking im gay soon and also knows i have about 8 pairs of shoes
>tfw im straight as fuck and would rather shoot myself in the head then touch another mans dick
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>>28812114
>i have like 50
Dude...
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>>28812141
>Dude...

should i tell her i only got like 20 if she asks?
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>>28812146
>>28812114
why do you own more than 3?

i only own one and its more than enough wtf
>>
>>28812146
You should tell her you have about 5 you flaming faggot
>>
>>28812146
Chicks dig that you have posessions.

Show her the rich you, she'll be all over you
: ^)

But don't spend a dime on that hoe
>>
>>28812146
5 - 10 at max.
>>
>>28811998
>Is 30 visits good for a 30 minute profile
That's pretty good man if you aren't using the script

If you are, it's still pretty good desu

>>28812146
meh, just say you collect them for a hobby or something
>>
So after the initial three lines of "sup" "im fine", how do you naturally styart a conversation?
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This seems pretty below average. How do i use qtcrawler to get more views ?
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>>28812175
She's french, she does not care about my possessions or money like the Slav whores. I only post pictures because i enjoy talking to her and want to share my things with her.
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>>28812229
Generally I mention something from their profile as the first thing I say.
"hey I love [thing from her profile], did you ever [somewhat related thing]?"

>>28812250
that's pretty damn good chad
>>
>>28812146
?? Dude tell her you have like three. For fucks sake man. She will probably view you more so as a retard who's trying to compensate for something than as some gay dude.

Who needs 50 things of cologne?
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>>28812274
Ah right, that's good man sorry for being an asshole. Keep it up
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How do I get more views?

I want more than this, 600 is pathetic!
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>>28802978
Please put the Pepe down. It's making me sad.
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>>28812339
Hi chad, I need your profile for inspiration man
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>>28812339
I don't know man i feel like i should be doing better as well. I keep getting uggo asians messaging me constantly
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On a side note, anyone else here so fixated to the website and talking to your regular girls you completely forgot about the 'fembots"? i don't even give one fuck about them, give them attention, post in their threads to shit it up etc.. anymore.

I basically shut them off from my life. I don't even post in things like "post your perfect qf, post your qt chart".
>>
>>28786945
How do actual robots use these? I have tried online dating before but I get too nervous to actually send any messages and when someone messages me I get even more nervous and never respond, usually I just end up deleting my account after a few days. Not even ugly or anything, just really socially anxious, maybe I should try getting drunk and see if that helps.
>>
>>28812393
Fuck there are so many, all smelly indo-asians.

Normally I just search for europeans, seem to be the most pure and fun to talk to. Asians english is so god damn broken.
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>>28812339
>only 5% of viewers messaged him

lmao
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>>28812470
Because I actually read messages senpai : ^)
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>>28812424
YES. Absolutely man. The tables are completely turned on interpals.

>>28812466
iktf man, I'm making progress, but I'm scared before viewing my messages every day. It's a little easier since replying to a few.

a lot of my progress with social anxiety has been made on random omegle text chat and also talking to a handful of other autist robots on skype
>>
I found the cutest of Ukraine girls.

What do I say as first message?
>>
>use qt crawler once
>+9 messages
>+40 profile views

This is too easy
>>
>>28812564
>a lot of my progress with social anxiety has been made on random omegle text chat

Same here, it seems like interpals is the obvious "next step"
>>
>>28812632
This is on top of what i'm already getting
>>28812393
>>
>>28812600
Sorry to break it to you, that's pretty shit m8
You should be expecting at least 100 views if you arent completely hideous.
>>
>>28801349
>>28801377
>tfw bad teeth and can't smile

seeing all these third world girls with adult braces has motivated me to get braces
>>
>>28812672
>View 60
>100 views back
Where are these extra 40 coming from ?
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>>28812608
we should document this shit for future generations of robots

>The /r9k/ Guide to Overcoming Social Anxiety
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>>28812711
Fund it, for prosperity and a brighter future for all
>>
Has any robot been cured from virginity by using interpals?
>>
>>28801377
>>28801349
I read that they will literally smile if they hate you. It's taboo to cause any kind of scene. Instead, everybody smiles and agrees with you but then quietly fucks you over.
>>
>get randomly messaged by 36 year old american

This makes me go hmmm
>>
>>28812581
krim nash
>>
Finally got a russian qt lads. It's all uphill from here
>>
>>28788846

philippines, if by best you mean easiest.
>>
>>28812859
I wish you could block people in your country from even seeing your profile
>>
>>28790609

that's some shitty vietnamese, bro. you'll sound like a fucking phrasebook. nobody fucking says that shit.
>>
>>28812925
>philippines, if by best you mean easiest.

Can confirm.
>>
>>28792489

Jesus. She's about 50.
>>
>>28792660

she's ugly without makeup.
>>
>>28812972
Also they somehow manage to be the most sarcastic
>>
>>28794123

sounds like a script
>>
>>28812931
ikr, the sole reason I haven't checked flirting & a relationship is because I'm scared people I know will see my profile
>>
>>28813032
You will never meet someone on interpals you know you paranoid faggot
>>
>>28795870

nice job leaving her id in screenshot
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Are all thai girls this autistic ?
>>
>>28813146
From my experience, yes.
>>
>9 girls messaging me
>All i want to do is play xbox

This isnt worth the effort
>>
>>28813146
*unsheathes kitana*

s-stop insulting females

*teleports behind u*
*it was a hologram all along*

Heh... nice try kid ;)
>>
>>28813146
>Beam me up, Scotty
>>
>tfw forced to use retard normie lingo and emoticons
>>
>>28812466
I was the same way. First step to fixing this way finding a qt to tell all my autistic ideas to. I hit that bitch with so many walls of text that I even burnt myself out. After that, I didn't feel the need to "expose myself" to anyone anymore, so talking to qts just became about having fun instead. Now I basically just let the stream of consciousness flow, saying random shit, teasing, and focusing on having fun for myself rather than what the qt is feeling, which actually makes conversations a lot more fun for both parties. Obviously I'll still ask about their interests and stuff, but only if it interests me to hear and talk about it.
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>>28813233
I know this fucking feel.
>>
>>28809596

filipina?
>>
>>28809694

antonenkol and jangchali are traps
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>>28813146
>Are all thai girls this autistic ?
yes
they're the /r9k/ of the world female population
>>
>>28812931

you can; just select it as a country to block
>>
>>28813146

thai girls often copy what foreigners have written to them. the really clueless ones will say things that obviously came from a white man.
>>
>>28813328
Where do I do this? also will they still be able to view my profile?
>>
>>28813146
I've met some asians really into the the *le something something* thing. Either that or some autistic kid came up to her with that saying and HAHAHA thats autism.
>>
>>28813146
watch out man probably is a thai ladyboy wanting to meet you just to steal your vital organs
>>
the "view all" button doesn't appear to me.
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>tfw this qt ukranian lara croft added me on skype
>>
>>28813417
It's at the very bottom
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>>28813443
Most likely a 40 year old man. Get them to cam with you and ask for tittie piccies
>>
>>28813443
jesus dude

i would literally let her poop on me
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN

bloxio!
>>
>>28813456
There is nothing.

I'm not sure I installed it properly. I put the file I downloaded from github inside tampermonkey and then I hit save. Activated also inside tamper monkey.
>>
>requests
What do I put here? Like what I'm looking for?
>>
>>28813762
like, if you wanna a chick to take a heavy meat shit on your chest or not.

that sort of stuff.
>>
>>28813820
Alright that's what I figured
>>
>qt russian asks if i have steam to play csgo

yes pls
>>
>>28813612

I managed to make appear a new button, but after changing filters and refreshing it disappeared.
It's like the script is unstable.
>>
>>28812972
try talk to the teenagers 19+
the money diggers are mostly 30+
>>
>>28813915
>yfw she starts hacking
>>
>gee, what a beautifully written profile you have there! So much information to absorb. . . I feel like I already know you. And I hope you get sarcasm, because if you don't, my attempt was just wasted.
>Anyway, I love your pink shirt and a hairstyle looks good on you. But you have no eyes. Or nose. Or mouth. Actually, you are completely faceless. I guess that's what draws me to you. Mystery. . .
>I love mystery! :-)

Made a female profile a few days ago. No information, no pictures and it still gets messages like this.
>>
>>28814108
talk shit to the guys, made them angry, call them ugly, short etc.. take screenshots of them raging.
>>
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People expect me to like anime ?
>>
>>28814153
Yes, I get by with a passing knowledge of what some of the more popular ones are called but people who go outright and say they like anime will be upset if you don't know/like it like me.
>>
>>28810490
I keep viewing her profile on accident.
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inb4 all thai or men
>>
>>28814516
>Not blocking messages from men
Your own fault
also
>thai
>men
Pick both
>>
>>28813235
*saved

That sounds like a good tip
>>
>>28813467
Today is a new day
No korean men
No Iranian men
Only russian Qts
>>
>>28814153
>Anime is fucking trash
Savage
>>
>>28814689
>Only russian Qts
Tell me your secret dammit.

>tfw the Iranian dude actually seems pretty chill

>>28814615
I worry that it might seem like you are a creep, since interpals shows that you have men blockd
>>
There seem to be a lot of QT koreaboos. Should I learn some to write them?
>>
>Using qt crawler
>The same person gets viewed every time
How long until they think im a creep and block me ?
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>>28814887
And as soon as i say it
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>>28814937
Got skype and I'll show you what's up.
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