/cp/ has made it to /r9k/ edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
Old thread #0
>>28705782
Fuck off, normalfaggot
Take this shit back to /int/ or /soc/
Saged and thread hidden
Fuck the last thread 404'd just as I was making this, so I couldn't link it.
>>28740407
>implying IP isn't ideal for robots to talk to qts
what the fuck do i do??
origami
>>28740472
i've got thais blocked m8. theyre the worst. indonesians are getting it next. they are thirsty as fuck for white cock
>>28740472
Turn off your computer and lie in bed wondering what could have been.
hi))) how r u)
>>28740532
im fine and u?
>>28740645
fine ty what about youuu?
>>28740391
What's interpals?
>>28740830
Penpal/language exchange site.
Useful for talking to qts from other countries, or even your own, and it's hard to get them to flirt with you and shit
have we come to any sort of consensus on what the fuck is up with Thai chicks on this site?
>>28741129
they pretend to want the D because they want the green card
>>28741164
I've always assumed this to be the case, but some anon's swear by them, but I just gussed they're just interpal shills.
Any green texts of this actually going down, like, some thai just giving the low down on what they're doing on this site.
Chinese girl never responded after I told her that I don't know what I want to do with my life
>>28741129
Thai girls don't like Portugal, so I'm safe
>>28741285
Pretty sure you're meant to be a self made millionaire by now, other wise Chinese girls won't even bother.
>>28741129
>>28741225
Thais are lovestruck sluts most of the time.
One fapped on cam for me after I promised I would visit her and be her boyfriend.
This was only like after a week of talking on Interpals.
how do I attract the slav qts
asdsdsadasdas
>>28742124
Vodka.
Original comment.
>tfw spent an hour trying to get a decent pic of myself
>still look ugly as fuck
>use qtcrawler on around 100 people last night
>literally no views back
I hate my life famalam.
REMOVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT /SOC/ THREAD FROMTHIS BOARD
>>28742219
>40 views in less than 20 hours
>10 jailbait qts interested
>not even using qtcrawler
am I a normie? should I kill myself?
>>28742178
I have a shitty photo too.
Bad photo resolution.
But still get some views and a message once in awhile
>>28742268
Ok, you're removed
>>28742219
Same situation.
SE Asian with US Flag, what am I doing wrong? Please help.
>>28742270
>am I a normie?
yes
>should I kill myself?
no, you should go fugg qts and live vicariously for us t b h
trot the globe fugging international qts and blogpost it all on the 4chans
>>28742124
Message Russian girls and talk about how much you love Russia and how you're going to visit one day.
Putins propaganda is deeply rooted into each Russian so they will gush about their country to the point of sexual arousal..
the fuck
did she get jelly because I said I was going to a Coldplay concert
so i was mass sending a rate me 1-10 message yesterday getting mostly 6's or worse from girls then i get a girl that says 10 so naturally i called her a liar. she tells me how she was basically raped and says she hasnt told anyone that before ever. then she hints she wants to be a couple. i said ok but i cant help but feel im getting scammed somehow. she sent me another pic but still she has already said she loves me which is impossible she doesnt even know me.
is this a common scam bros or did i hit some kind of random luck
>>28742988
Girls who usually say they love you in under a week are crazy as fuck.
I mean it's worth it if you want some nudes but don't be a tard and try to relationship.
>change a profile pic
>suddenly get bombed with thais
>not even an amerifat
what do?
Someone give me a username idea
>use qtcrawler
>not many views
>only message is from some gay teen calling me cute
There's is literally no point using this if you're not white or a faggot
>>28740391
how do i get the script in tampermonkey?? i downloaded the zip off github but cant find any button to open the files in tampermonkey
halp
>>28743082
holy shit 12 views in 10 minutes now, am I Chad yet?
>>28743202
>downloaded the zip
ayylmao, how2intoscript
just download tampermonkey and then copy and paste the code into it, theres no need to download the zip newfren
i did it boys
>>28742268
It's not a /soc/ thread. We're not trying to make friends with each other. We're trying to get qt girls to talk to us on the internet.
>>28743226
ok i did that now where is this "view all profile" button located? this shit is hard
>>28743281
nvm it appeared when i refreshed
>>28743281
One step at a time bro. Make sure it's saved and enabled in Tampermonkey.
I don't want an azn gf goddamnit
How do I get white ones?
>tfw too old to contact most qts
/Halesk93
>22 years old
>>28743321
block asia
>run qt crawler
>30 views instantly
neat
Talking to thai girl and don't want to talk anymore, I like being a lonely robot neet more thanks.
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
>burning through conversation topics too fast
it's gonna be a trainwreck
I can feel it
>>28743425
25minutes in im at 69
look at me, im chad now
>>28743681
2 dykes, one shitskin, one ladyboy and one autist
you can do better
>girls says she wants to see my face
>was calling me cute before she saw me and saying how she wants to meet me
>send it
>tell her I'm not handsome or cute
>says she likes what she see's and says :P like 20 times
>Tells me she loves my lips and eyes
>talk for a little more before i tell her good night
>tells me good night ))
>next day, doesn't send me a message at all
I'm not initiating but she was on a new account. So she probably got filled with other men sending her messages that are way more interesting and better looking.
>>28743681
>>28743705
the greek one is potentially cute.
not him btw
How often do you guys run QTcrawler?
I already ran it twice in two days and I can tell some of my repeats views are getting creeped out.
>>28743743
>ran it twice in two days
>>28740407
this guy is gonna be pretty mad when he sees the next thread and realises that this is now a thing on /r9k/
>>28743743
That's the beauty of the old script. It kept all of the profiles you had visited listed in a notepad file, and skipped over them next time you ran it.
We just need somebody to fix it.
>>28743743
ive been running it 2 times a day during different peak hours for europe and eastern asia.
>>28743743
Like once every few weeks you fucking moron.
>>28743743
>>28743769
>>28743845
do you plebs know something that i dont? i just ran it like 5 times. you can only get 1000 in at a time
>>28743874
you'll probably end up throttling the connection or something you dumb shit, they'll know what you are up to continuously opening up so many connections in such a short amount of time.
>run qtcrawler
>get bombed with qts
>>28743874
>i just ran it like 5 times
you sure there's not a search warrant on you for stalking?
>>28743924
Views litrelly mean nothing.
Messages > views
>>28743940
its just a profile view, you guys act like if you view a profile twice you fuck their whole family
i found eggys mom
https://www.interpals.net/ela_bila
>>28743953
>>28743985
this
I mean even messages dont always mean that much either since if the person has a dead personality or if you dont get along with them then it's just a waste of time. The only thing that really matters is actually having good conversations and/or getting them on another platform like skype and you only need one message for something like this
Its habbening I got my first thai gril message. I have become a man robots. I must choose russian qt or thai qt.
>>28743331
How old lad?
>>28743826
I am working on a new python script. Will be ready either tonight or tomorrow unless I get hit by a bus.
>>28743331
I'm 27 and I've been getting messages from 17-18 year olds.
>>28744269
20 year old here and i've gotten a couple messages from 15 year olds, feels so wrong...
>>28744269
just DO IT.
>tfw chatting with this 16 year old
>say that its hot she is a state champion
>TRIGGERED.gif
>calls me nasty and blocks
>>28744304
I like them they are cute. It reminds me of about the last time I ever talked to a gril.
>not taking your 15 year old buddy shopping and teaching her stuff.
See you boys in cellblock c ;_;
>try to subtly move conversation away from purely platonic
>qt sends the sweetest message I've ever read in response
We're all gonna make it.
>>28743924
50% yellows & turkroaches
same for all of us lad
>>28744476
how do you deal with the fact that there are like 50-100 other dudes messaging her and she could be playing you at any time?
thats what i cant get over. i see her sweet texts but my mind is so beaten up by r9k theres no way i can believe its real
>>28744546
Just be more awesome then any other guy on the website.
It's really not that hard, especially when your competition is guys like this.
>>28744546
99% of the guys on this site are trash humans, the competition is pretty easy unless you are going for an absolute attention whore
>>28741164
THIS.
>>28741129
>>28741225
They are basically the same as flippas.
A guy on /adv/ once described their motives right:
Flippa guy beaten by wife:
">Any chance you can take this to a human rights office there?
Depends on how much I give them under the table. Because other than that, human rights in a country where parents sell children every year when they're short of money would be highly unlikely. I saw kids for sale next to the capital last time I was there. $1,400 only. When people are short of money they get pregnant in bulk quantities. The country is not overpopulated by accident nor by lack of contraceptives. No one gets pregnant by accident 12 times in a row. People want babies because they're synonym of money... plain and simple. And later those babies will bring in money either by working abroad or by being sold or by marrying a rich foreigner. Babies are the main industry of the philippines along with bananas and coconuts. Without the money that the kids send back to their homeland monthly the country would sink. Remember that in a country with 15% illiterates, 40% starving and a miniaturized territory extremely overpopulated, human life is worth less than street dust. Most filipinos are super thankful that their parents raised them instead of selling or abandoning them in the street while they were litte. Human rights, yeah sure... humour me."
>>28744016
>i found eggys mom
>https://www.interpals.net/ela_bila
found his lil'imouto, Eggnus.
https://www.interpals.net/Nymbus
It's like guys in shitskin countries have no idea how to interact with the opposite sex.
No wonder they kidnap brides and shit.
>>28744699
>Implying most robots act differently...
>>28744124
Heh, thanks for the 2 (You)s. I'm the same lad who was talking to you yesterday about the old script:
>>28708380
>>28708474
>>28709943
I'm also thisfag
>>28717522
>>28721716
>>28721953
>>28726688
>>28726840
>>28727963
>>28730444
>>28730616
and I'm also OP here. Please make it country-specific if you can. I'm 28, but I have pics of me from when I was like 20. It works, lots of girls open by saying I look young for my age, then when I say my pics are old, they get thirsty for newer pics.
>use qtcrawler
>forgot to block all SEA scum.
>+15 message awaiting.
>"sawatdee ka handsome young boy, greeting from bangkok. thanks for visiting."
fucking hell, lads.
>>28744753
most robots lack the confidence to even post a comment
they just lurk and stalk
who here believes everything is instantly fake the moment a girl acts nice? fuck bros i have some mental issues obviously. 2 girls rated me 10 when real life has determined that is a lie. they were both dudes on women accounts right? theres just no way brahs they were both american girls also
>>28745021
>American girls
Sounds suspicious m8
So far European girls love my ugly chubby self.
The only American pussy I get is unkempt NEET suicidal pussy.
>>28745021
Girls are always artificially nice, this is nothing new. Even the ones that rated you a 7 probably inflated the score from their real opinion.
