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/cp/ on /r9k/ is becoming a thing edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
Old threads
#0
>>28705782
#1
>>28740391
#2
>>28751094
first for wild negresses
>Daddysgirl lives 0km from you
Have i found someone from here who stays next to me ?
>>28774297
isn't it some british underage whore?
>>28774276
She's cute take her home and teach her English.
Check out this gem I came across.
https://www.interpals.net/tamarapera?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
>that marriage section
I genuinely hope she's trolling.
>>28773636
sry I just have to autistically recode it before I can understand it properly
>>28774065
It's stored in a different location. On windows something like
>C:\\Documents and Settings\\<username>\.qtcreeper\
You can put your old users_visited.txt there if you want
>>28774276
Some pun about Hot Tamales is required.
>>28774322
Underage, No. British, Yes
So I just made a profile, what is so great about this site then? I remember when r9k was all about okcupid.
>>28774344
dude, i'm not talking to a fucking savage nigger who can barely speak english if I can get a qt slavic pussy instead
>when people open messages without a question
Also pretty funny/ridiculous how on interpal r9k neckbeards are chads who wait for messages instead of initiation shit
>>28773636
btw, username probably will work instead of email.
>>28774350
she is joking
>>28774388
it shows how 'robot' they are desu senpai
>>28774385
Why not both?
I have a cat and a dog.
>>28774385
Think of all the yard labor and housework she could do!
This site is literally online dating, you don't ever get shit from it
Why are we all wasting our time?
tfw found 3 girlfriend on interpals over the years
tfw after a few weeks, they become boring, and I either ghost out, or fuck them once then lost interest completely
tfw destined to be alone
I just want to find someone who I really connect with, and can be happy with, Is that too much to ask?
>>28774371
Got it, thanks. I've pasted my old ones in with my new ones so I have all 78K of my already-visited qts ready to be skipped.
Whoever said that there are about 100K users total in the last thread was underestimating.
>>28774380
Have a look around, man. Plenty of qts who are assuming you are there not to creep on them but just to meet people and make friends.But you can still creep on them.
>>28774691
>blaming me because the majority of girls are vapid, shallow and ultimately uninteresting people.
Okay
>>28774637
I'm teaching some turkish guy my native language
but i think he's homo
>>28774650
Oh, I've got a pasta for this:
You will never find everlasting love, once the honeymoon period is over the slow and inevitable hate builds up as you realise that being confined by one person your entire life is dull and repetitive, the arguments will start leaving nothing but resent in their wake and sappinbg the love you once had. Slowly you will drift apart and maybe you will stick it out for the sake of the kids, holding together a marriage that collapsed long ago or maybe you will decide you have had enough and get a divorce, ending things to give yourself a better life alone.
Lets also not mention the way that age will ravage those good looks that you fell in love with while warping the personality that left you endeared.
Then finally on your deathbed, natural or not you will spend those final few moments regretting and judging every decision you have made it doesn't matter if someone is there to hold your hand and whisper goodbye, it wont matter. You know that you will leave this plane alone and scared, full to the brim with "what-ifs?" and other useless questions that leave you doubting your sanity at times. Was it worth it? What purpose did you have here?
Deep down you will know that everything was pointless and that nothing you do will redeem yourself in your own eyes and as such you will die knowing you lived a life shared by many others, alone and afraid, clinging to people or things that you have decided you like to alleviate some of that crippling loneliness that wracks us all. Maybe finally you will understand that deep down all of us are alone, nomatter what it looks like on the outside and nothing, no partner, no object. no chemical will help with that pain.
So anon, be strong, live your life away from others as they will not make you happy because in the end they cannot even help themselves.
>>28774637
>why are we all wasting our time
I find myself asking that question a lot nowadays...
>tfw you're about to delete your account and some SE asian qt3.14 starts chatting you up
Goddammit.
>>28774637
>Why are we all wasting our time?
It's fun
>>28774720
My man its like ordering a cheeseburger and bitching about the cheese.
>>28774808
I think it's more like,
>you look at a resteraunt menu
>see a picture of a burger
>it's the most delicious burger you could ever imagine
>you decide to order it
>Comes out looking like shit
>you take a bite out of the burger regardless, you just paid for it right?
>leaves a sour taste in your mouth
>>28774741
This.
I know this. I'm old. I was married 25 years. I regret every one of them now.
I'm happier now that I'm divorced. Met a new lady, we both have realistic expectations of how life rolls.
Be strong, anon, and learn to stand alone. Maybe you can find someone to share time with but always be able to stand alone.
>>28774637
It's the only female attention we get
>nigger qt br monkey messaged me first
How do I not drop my spaghetti guys?
>>28775146
Use containers and the like to hold spaghetti, don't use your pockets, even a plate is better.
/r9k/ when a girl makes a post here
>go away roastie
>shooooo shooooo
>tits or gtfo
/r9k/ on interpals when a girl writes back
>pls respond
>ey bby wan sum fuk
>wanna be my gf?
The only differance is a picture. And what a difference that makes.
>>28775327
wrong.
any "girl" here is some attention seeking failed normie roastie slut bag whore.
any girl on interpals is pure trying to educate themselves
>>28775379
>girl on interpals
>pure
Kek. Nigga I've had girls tell me that they've been waiting for me to get sexual with them from the 5th message, they're all sloooooottts
>>28775327
I still cannot fathom why he has a Taiwanese flag.
>>28774236
Just a psa,
Don't trust the snapchat dogface. That filter makes the eyes stand out, the skin smoother, and the cheeks much slimmer.
Shilling the chat for these threads if you wanna talk about interpals, discuss interpals, complain about interpals, argue about interpals, reminisce about interpals and generally enjoy interpals
https://discord.gg/010Be4neNukGLkTqu
I actually met my gf on interpals, she is from Vietnam and we talked on and off for 2 years. I graduated college and didn't know what I wanted to do with my life, and our relationship became more serious, at least as serious as an online relationship could be, we talked on skype everyday. I was really depressed and unnemployed. She said I could come to Vietnam and teach English, and I just said fuck it and boarded the first plane I could get tickets on. Now I've been here for 10 months. We want to move in together but it is frowned upon here to live with/ have sex with you gf before marriage. Oh well.
Anyway thats my interpals story.
>>28775526
Don't you fucking lie to me you normie scum.
>>28775432
I don't get the point of the chat tbqhwyf
>Hey, how is life treating you? Did you make a lot of friends here?
what do I say?
"no I didn't make any friends"
>>28775605
I am a normie but I'm not lying. I use to be neet though.
post your recent visitors
bonus points for no yellows, no turks, no yanks
>Hi, my name's Mostafa. It's really difficult to find a good company here! I read your profile and found out that you're a programmer and besides we have many common interests.
I'll be happy if we could get in touch :)
goddamnit maybe I should get some friends too
I feel bad about ignoring these people
>>28775624
it's just a fun and quick way to talk to people. Keeps people who want to talk to each other regularly from tripfagging in there threads and it's just fun.
>>28775673
Be optimistic say not yet you fool.
>>28775709
>None of them messaged me
>>28776071
>m-maybe they're composing a r-really long message
>>28775709
>>28776071
Forgot Picture
by the way this is an original comment desu senpai
Some girl in Peru:
>Favorite Books
>Harry Potter :P
>Elliot Rodger's Manifesto
wait wut
>>28775327
The real difference is that roasties try to fit in here, when in reality they dont know how it feels to be a robot and they're mostly seeking attention.
>>28776188
Should I wish her happy elliot rodger's day??
>>28776116
holy moly. turk fetish or what
>>28776305
No idea man, these are people I've probably visited through qtcrawler. Don't have a turk fetish
>>28776330
Turks ain't even that bad tbf. I'd choose them over Africans or yellows.
>>28776350
I agree with you on that, but the fact remains....
>tfw none of them messaged me
>>28776330
You don't like non-humans do you?
Thai and Fillipinas are all over my dick. I even started talking to a 17 year old French girl, but just to practice my French, I swear.
>>28776233
Do it, she'll be happy
its over lads
>fresh account 17 y/o convinces me to be her bf
>no one has talked this sweet to me in years so i go along
>day 3, 1 word replies no sweetness
>see 2 chad tier guys added on her friends list
i fucking knew it
>>28776505
I hope so.
It is done.
>tfw autism finally accidentally slips out
>tfw know the response isn't coming any more
>>28776832
i know that feel brobro
>>28776869
It feels worse than usual this time. Things were going so well.
some guy in the last thread thought views don't matter, so i did an experiment
I created 4 profiles, all are 22, male, white, from USA, and have a general description of themselves. The accounts' pictures range from hideous, below average, above average, and very attractive.
I used qtcrawler to view 1000 women, ages 16-25, across all continents, that were online at the time
The results after 6 hours:
hideous guy
views: 40, messages: 3
below average guy
views: 102, messages: 6
above average guy
views: 197, messages: 14
very attractive guy
views: 298, messages: 20
as you can see, the more attractive you are, the more views and messages you will get.
>talking to a normie girl about sports
>i dont even like sports
>yet the conversation is going quite well
is it time for me to leave /r9k/?
>>28776913
cheer up at least you arent going to get internet cheated like i am. this is me >>28776551
im gonna pretend like everything is ok. i already fought the urge to accuse her already
What should a nig like myself expect from this site? Just made a new account and only two views since the last time i checked. I should put in some legwork right?
>>28777023
>below average guy
>views: 102, messages: 6
Sounds like my stats, below average boys wwa@?
>>28777058
Yes, and get qtcrawler. It's night and day difference.
>>28777100
I got exactly those states desu. At least one of them is a turboqt from the phillipines that wants to move to my country.
>Btw, how high do you rate England's chances of winning the Euro this year? :)
I have no fucking idea, England usually do shit r-right?
>>28777244
Yes, English won't even pass the group stage.
>>28777263
Fuck, i meant England.
>>28777263
Alright
>when you find yourself in an indepth football conversation when you actually know nothing about football
>>28777324
with a qt? thats pretty good going.
being english you should keep a very basic knowledge of football just to help in general social situations
>>28777362
Well, I'm from Leicester so that kinda got the conversation going
>>28777023
>as you can see, the more attractive you are, the more views and messages you will get.
No shit, captain obvious.
Okay, fine. I'll bite. How decent looking do I have to be, and what amount of photos would you recommend? I only have a few. And even fewer where I look decent.
>>28777395
yeah me too, frog island
>>28777510
Wigston myself. Moving to Leeds soon though
>>28777397
obviously, it's obvious. it was just a conclusion statement. faggot.
How exactly do i get the qt crawler to work?
>get great results on MeetMe app, with more attractive females
>get shit results on this site
is it because this site is on a PC, so my pic is bigger and they can pick out my flaws easier? kek
>>28777892
Dude MeetMe sucked for me. Or maybe I just live in a shit area.
you guys think this shit will work
I picked a korean girl that didn't have a profile pic because of precisely that
I hope she's ugly so I can feel comfortable talking to her
>>28778474
Pretty good, short and straight to the point.
Good luck.
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
What??? No way, i thought those were real!
I'm deleti g my profile if I don't have a message by the time I wake up
why are there so many queer fags in brazil and why do they always want to talk
> message like 10 girls on friday
> terrified as fuck to log back in since because I probably came off autistic as fuck and they all probably just ignored me
>>28778711
assuming they ignored you, what's the worst that could happen after that? it's not like they're going to call the international police because some random creep messaged them
>>28777048
update: i just accused her and she promised im the only one she needs but now i feel like ive ruined everything and the website went down so i cant even do anything about it
>>28775752
If you actually fill out your profile as a robot you're objectively a homosexual gay faggot>>28775752
Hey guys join our r9k Discord chat if you want to chat about Interpals qts desu:
https://discordapp.com/invite/010Be4neNukGLkTqu
>>28778758
For what it's worth, friend, I also got a response after I cried about it here (guy you responded to). I think we're just going to have to keep doing our best until reality rears its cruel, ugly head and completely crushes us.
What's the country with the best qts and why is it Russia?
>>28774236
Hey OP, have you used to be a regular on the Interpals threads of /int/?
>>28778906
A bit yeah. I dropped out a couple of months before it all died off though. I wasn't a namefag there or anything like that.
and thus begins my search for the middle-aged japanese bro
>>28779020
Yeah I just noticed you've been using the OP text from the /int/ threads
I kind of miss the flags desu, but at least it is still alive.
>>28779034
an oni-chan of my own: a gaijin's tale
>>28778879
>>28778879
That's not how you spell Ukraine though
>>28779075
I think there is a lot of value in continuity. Everything gets archived these days so it's useful to link everything together if possible, in case anyone ever wants to search for anything in the future.
>inb4 greentexting "wanting to search for interpals threads"
Does anybody else not open their messages until they're definitely ready to reply? I'm always concerned about opening a message, then not logging into IP for a couple of days, and qts thinking I've read their message and am never going to reply.
It's annoying because I want to open my messages.
>>28779174
Nah, because nobody else seems to do so. I write medium-long messages and usually type most, sleep or go do something else, and then come back to revise/type the rest out.
>>28778793
i just made it bro. she deleted the 2 chads (claimed i didnt accept them) but then asked for a feet pic to make everything better and i got it.
>tfw your interpal gf has nice feet (not posting out of respek)
>>28779352
update: i just got hit with absolutely saddening news.
i ask her when summer starts?
"In a week. Then I won't have my iPad so I won't be able to talk to you"
;_;
>>28779352
>>28779543
shit, that reversal of fortunes strikes fast. she doesn't have a phone or computer or some shit in 3rdworldistan?
how does one know if qtcrawler is working, or do i just wait?
>>28779932
You'd know if it was working, you'd have clicked the button and instantly seen the counter pop up on the screen.
>tfw no luck with the qts who speak the language I'm learning
Dammit why do I have such shit luck
>>28780162
honestly i may have fucked something up, you think you can walk me through this.
>Yes im retarded
>>28780229
what have you done so far
hmmm, i should known that would get muted tbf
Does anyone else read these threads, and get concerned that some of us might be trying to chat to the same QTs? There are plenty of QTs to go around but we might be unconsciously in competition with each other. If only there was a way of knowing, we could all have each other's backs and leave each other's QTs alone.
>>28780432
Don't even start Guenter
>>28780374
im just gonna start over, doesnt take that long right?
>>28779543
>>28779605
its alright everyone there is a computer. then she told me she likes role playing. i asked what kind and it was sexy. so we roll played. i even tried to be a autistic sitcom comedy writer in my replies and she liked it.
i've made it. i wont use qt crawler anymore. i hope you out there can feel this happiness
>talking to my qt
>always talk
>she went out today and took photos and showed me
>also took a photo of a motorcycle
>knows i love bikes and rides them
>she said she thought of me when she saw it and knew I'd like it
tfw she lives thousands of kilometers away
>tfw your favorite qt has only been on the site a few days more than you
>tfw she's probably being bombarded with messages
>tfw you're becoming less special to her by the day
THERES SO MANY ASIANS
AND NOT EVEN THE GOOD ONES, BUT THE SMELLY INDO-COW-HERDING ONES
AAHHH THEY ALL STINK
