Hey wagekeks. It's me again, your good friend, the NEET! I Sorry I haven't been able to post much lately, but I see my fellow NEETs have more than picked up the slack in that regard, so I'm sure you can't really tell I've been away at all.
Where have I been, you might ask? Why, just conducting some research. Sold my data to the government, for a nominal 200,000 dollar fee, of course, and they are very impressed. What research have I been conducting, you wonder?
I have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that wagekeks have the exact same psychological profile as literal slaves.
>B-but I get paid!
Slaves get fed.
>B-but I can leave my job any time!
Then do it. What's that? You need to get paid? Then you can't "leave your job at any time"
>B-but I like my job!
How does stockholm syndrome feel?
I know NEET's have been claiming wagekeks are like slaves for a long time, but after a number of psyche tests, brain scans, experiments, and historical research, I have now proven to a panel of scientists that Wagekeks are no different from slaves. The results, while conclusive, are still being studied. My next project will be to try and find a solution to this situation. See wagies? Don't say I never did anything for you. I'm a little stumped though. Although you clearly are identical to slaves in almost ALL respects, nobody can deny that after my research, you show no propensity for escaping your enslavement, so this next step will be tricky, but I have little intention of letting you suffer.
LET MY PEOPLE GO!
Please post the fed biz op RFS/proposal request for this alleged data.
In addition please post the department that requested this data and post a sample of this data.
Failure to do the above confirms you are LYING and can be considered discredited and safely ignored.
>>26928221
>Wagekek thinking I'll just post extremely classified data to satisfy his need to feel smart
I knew wagekeks were insecure but this is just ridiculous!
Needless to say, the details of my experiments are classified, but surely your own daily life of being told how to live, where to go, what to do, and when to do it should serve as proof enough. Maybe a freedom of information act request will help your cause, till then, feel free to be in denial all you want.
>mfw i called in sick today
So I have the next 3 days off and I'm gonna give the neet life a try
>>26928221
>>26928141
>"government" accepts data from random uneducated NEET"
top kek what did you do, email the government on their email government.gov?
>>26928141
>I'm free to leave my job at any time
>I can't quit because I need money
Why can't wagecucks into logic? You can only pick one of these
Someone screencap this lool simply epic
>>26928283
>>26928283
So you have no evidence. And are therefore a liar. You even ignored requests for the dept. in addition fed biz ops are public. Posting that would verify your claim without endangering data.
You are. Therefore. A liar. And can be safely ignored as irrelevant and discredited.
Have a pleasant day.
Only reason why I'll vote for TRUMP.
>precious section 8 housing taken away
>no more free money for you.
I vote for TRUMP because he will clean up the boards on 4chan.
>>26928417
>Doesn't immediately go out of his way to post government documents on 4chan just to satisfy my entitlement to information
>LOL MUST BE LYING RITE GUISE? THAT MEANS MY LIFE ISN'T A SAD JOKE, RITE?
>>26928426
I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A MEME BUT I GOOGLED IT
HOLY SHIT
NEET strikes again
>>26928465
>neet
>neet life is indeed a sad joke
>>26928465
It's not a document. It's a URL. Please do your own research before making uninformed comments. Thank you.
>>26928672
>I am intellectually superior to you, NEET!
>Wh-S-sorry mr Shekelburg! I was just doing some reports on the company computer! I'll get back to earning you shekels right away!
>W- O- Of course I'll be sure to come by your office to suc- I mean, for a performance review when I'm done!
>>26928766
Ad hominem is the sign of a weak minded individual with no more credible arguments. Good day.
>>26929116
OP already proved himself to the government, he doesn't need to impress some faggot wagekek.
>>26929246
>>26929246
Except he didn't. The government does not accept nor pay for unsolicited data. OP is simply a liar. Like all NEETS.
>>26930115
I'm a NEET :-D
>Have a job interview next week
Help me not be autistic, please.
>>26928141
Thisis a tremendously groundbreaking discovery which will shatter the very foundations of the world.
>>26930115
>Like all NEETS
>uses periods randomly
>begins sentences with "and" and "like"
>insulting the intelligence of literal scientists like OP, whilst proving that he is a tard by not even having the barest grasp on writing and sentence structure
I won't blame you too much. Wagekeks like you need to save as much mental energy for being a slave as possible.
>>26928141
Thank you, NEET
You have truly enlightened me.
I will now no longer work for a living and will become a NEET like you.
I hope as many people become NEETs as possible.
In fact, what would happen if every single person in the world became a NEET?
It's a better lifestyle so naturally it'd be best if everybody experienced it.
What do you suppose would happen if everyone was a NEET?
The lengths you NEETs go to prove that you're not failures make me laugh
Like seriously: Don't you have any desire to buy stuff that you can't pay for with your tiny little welfare check?
Sup NEETs, rate my online bank statement :) Took this screencap yesterday.
Guess what, I live in a country that doesn't hand out NEETbux, too~
EUREKA!
This is groundbreaking work, Professor NEET. I look forward to your future discoveries, as I'm sure you'll deliver.
NEETs are post-modern lubenproletarians
Like old-school lubens except even less revolutionary due to all the government bucks.
That makes them about as bad as the appeased aristocracy of the wagekeks and the pessimistic low-grade wagekeks that feel them getting screwed eleven ways to sunday is just life, maaaan.
Professor NEET, please lend me your enlightened mind I need some help: >>26932695
>>26931276
Sorry your thread didn't go too well, NEET. There's always tomorrow.
>>26928141
I swear to god I would make it legal to kill people that use pepe on the internet jesus fucking christ this frog meme is starting to trigger me.
>>26932140
I'm a NEET in Australia, a country which hands out NEETbux and nobody here is impressed by a savings account with 80k. The average income here is 65k per annum. A NEETbux subscriber in Australia earns about 1/3rd of your 80k in a year, by doing absolutely nothing.
Is Nick Bate the god-emperor of the NEETs?
>social security
>pedophile (or pedosexual as he describes it)
>obsessed with childish videogames
>has severe, delusional oneitis
>sexually abused his 8 yr old sister
>masturbates with his own shit as lube
![1457087577025[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SC4A5iB.jpg "1457087577025[1].jpg")
>>26933169
Can confirm, AUS NEETbux are sweet.
$200K in the bank here too.
>>26928283
My God, Dr. Neet! You may be on to something here!
>>26933414
How are you getting almost $1k a fortnight if you're on Newstart?
>>26933414
$300/fortnight interest income on top of my $1,000 fortnight NEETbux.
#Winning.
>>26933530
DSP NEETbux Master race robro
>>26933563
Ok but you have an employment for a job provider? If you're on DSP aren't you exempted from that?
>>26933579
appointment with*
>>26933579
Yeah it's optional, have to report IF I work, and have appointments I can attend IF I want to look for work but there are literally zero repercussions for ignoring it all.
They oh so desperately try to encourage you to work, but stop short of making you actually do anything about getting work. They do pay you even more if you want to study tho, lol. Even just completing an OTEN application gets you another $30 NEETbux a week for 2 years.
Which is what I do.
![Pepe-The-Frog-Happy-26[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R20LeLy.jpg "Pepe-The-Frog-Happy-26[1].jpg")
It's not a bad racket DESU, sitting on approx $45,000/year after tax without lifting a finger and all my expenses are heavily subsidised or exempt, eg I don't have to pay car rego. It's free.
So actually adding about $20,000 a year to my nestegg whilst doing nothing but hobbies.
Compared to the wagies I know who are heading into debt and struggling with a mortgage for a McMansion they don't need I feel pretty good where I am.
How many NEETs do you think exist in the world?
![tumblr_nz4ekvjlmh1v0pigno1_1280[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UVJ56a5.jpg "tumblr_nz4ekvjlmh1v0pigno1_1280[3].jpg")
>>26933739
800,000 comfy NEETs here in Australia, assuming a similiar level, extrapolated to a 6 billion population they'd be 120,000,000.
>>26933779
NEETopia when?
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LC1KFBq.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>26933808
Everyone must follow their own path to enlightenment. When will we reach utopia as a society? I imagine when robots replace most of the wagies and they have no choice but to embrace enlightenment or suicide.
Time to take the bait
>Some NEETs are delusional enough to think that they'll produce anything of value
>When they sit on /r9k/ all day and talk about "interesting" topics like anime and how to keep "normies" out of their board
>>26933971
Used my free time to design and script a trading algorithm which leverages uncertainty in the lead up to market close sold it to a HFC hedgefund for six digits.
Next.
>>26934009
Why would anyone care when companies like scottrade and e-finance exist?
>>26934070
Because finding repeatable patterns is literally the key to printing money. That's why.
>>26928141
I hope you find fulfillment with your life friend.
>>26934009
lmao you know nothing about finance do you?
>>26928141
if neet life is so great why are so many of you robots crying about wanting to die in r9k?
Actually I do, I am an expert at share trading on my local exchange and the patterns wherein.
It's fascinating to study the patterns and response to fear.
>>26934457
>expert
>share trading
>local exchange
kek
>>26934399
LOL typical neets! Ignoring questions they have no good answers too.
NEETS BTFO so hard it's painful to watch!
>>26928141
>How does stockholm syndrome feel?
I don't know. Why don't you tell us.
>I-I-I like staying in my mother's basement 24/7.
>>26934399
because they're failed normies
>>26934789
You have no proof of that.
