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>>26928922
got kicked off my course and put into a different one because i didnt maintain a 60% average and my gf broke up with me
rough day lads
>>26928922
Close this thread we have the official one here
>>26928933
>>26928933
>>26928933
>>26928933
Why are you making new threads on your first day on 4chan you fucking poof?
>>26928953
Please don't be "that guy". This thread clearly has the lower post number, and was made first. You've gotta take a hit in the L column sometime lad.
>>26928945
Ooh fuck lad, sorry to hear that.
Also post waifus
Bloody nora, lads. You've made a right pig's ear of this.
This wouldn't happen if this was a good lads edition.
>>26928953
>not using the most current image with the correct months crossed out
Not impressed, lad. Not impressed.
>>26929005
Posting my love Azusa Nakano
>>26929005
Posting a cheeky Jun, because i am Junlad. I will be watching the film tonight with the lads. There maybe some unrelated pastebins posted later fro people who don't know about it.
> new clothes came in the mail today
> they all fit really well
> even my new fur-lined jacket
I can confirm today was indeed a good day, who's hype for movie night tonight?
What are you having for din dins lads?
pic related
Lads, my sister's skipping class and had an upset today.
I don't want her to end up like me. How can I help?
>>26929100
Post her feet
pre preemptive blocks
>>26929068
awww fuck lad that has just made me fancy some fish n chips with curry sauce. Haven't had some in a few weeks.
Thanks lad.
>>26929068
What's the banana bread beer like, brother? On the wine tonight for a change.
>>26929068
meme food with a meme drink, 10/10.
I had some pork and veg stirfry and stuff. that looks like way too many calories desu.
>>26929100
Take lewd pictures of her and post them here
>>26929068
a 250g fruit and nut dairy milk, salted tortilla Pringles and a lucozade while I drive through the night back to my parents where a tray of donner meat awaits
>>26929100
you can
>help her study, like literally sitting down and reading her books out loud or make her read them for you
>give advice on papers
>driver her to and from school
I don't really know what you can offer her but these are some good motivational support for tired students.
>>26929005
>you will neverholdherhand
>>26929068
Getting a chinese for tea tonight. Calorie cucked hard so far just to save up and now I'm really fucking ready for it.
>>26929124
It basically just tastes like liquid bananas.
>>26929121
Curry sauce is GOAT sauce. My mate from the north has fish n chips with gravy.
Poleaboo is planning on performing todays cut earlier than usual
Feeling quite confused and lost, feel as if cutting will help stabalise me
Time for Friday night listening to Alice in Chains while playing N64, getting drunk and watching the rain pitter patter onto my window.
>>26929240
Why's that Poleaboo?
Mr Shekelstein lets me leave early on Fridays so I went to Tesco and they had a new offer on, how did I do?
>>26928922
pro tip about the op image size / duplicate problem.
you cant just open it in paint and save it again, it increases the filesize over 2mb due to paint programs saving algorithm.
it needs to be opened in photoshop then saved using save for web feature and the filesize reduced like that.
That's how we get to have such a large image under the 2mb limit.
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
This week's movie is The Lego Movie, which is pretty much exactly what is says on the tin. The film kicks off at 10PM, beforehand will be some music and afterwards there's some old cartoons lined up for anyone who wants to chill and shoot the shit.
All welcome as long as you're friendly, hope to see you lads there.
>>26929068
A delicious pasta bake, courtesy of Mr Homepride.
Gonna eat it over the course of the night.
>>26929322
Blue Moon is quality but you need to put a slice of orange in it.
Also
>only getting 4 beers
How does it feel not to be an alcoholic senpai?
>>26929068
very jelly, weathers' too bad for anyone to go to the chippy
>>26929368Where/do you mind if I come in half-way through the movie?I won't rustle snacks or shit like that
Poleaboos best cut yet
Blood seeped from over 5 seperate cuts, it hurts, feel strange, bit of adrenaline
Really needed this today
>>26929068
Same as the last couple of days, nothing.
>>26929322
not great but not too bad lad
>>26929322
I don't drink but that looks good lad. Hope you enjoy them.
>>26929414
>baby cuts
>not over arteries
>posts them online
POSERBOO
>the girl I like sent me a facebook request
I AM THE ALPHA MALE
>>26929068
Home cooked fish and chips, feels good 2bh
>>26929368
What's this on, watch2gether?
>>26929434
>I don't drink
>drinking
>he doesn't do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqjcHYTQgQ
>>26929413
>>26929467http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Yplsnoban
>>26929368
This sounds great I have not seen this yet and it would be nice to watch a film with you all
>>26929438
Poleaboo was actually proud of this cut though, there was a decent amount of blood and his arm hurts
Got sanctioned today boys. I was ill for the third time this year apparently, which is not allowed. Couldn't make an appointment. I have 29 squid to last me until my sanction runs out in June. I am legit fucked.
>>26929474
It fucks with my tablets that I take for my ADHD and shit, so I just don't.
>>26929493
Thanks lad, though is this illegal?Pls no bully I don't use proxies
>>26929407
>How does it feel not to be an alcoholic senpai?
Feels economically viable and socially well-adjusted desu
harddrive just failed and i lost all my uni work lads, is this where i lose all motivation to redo it all and end up dropping out?
>>26929550
What's the job lad? Sounds awful
>>26929550
you might have to get a job to tide you over until then anon
>>26929588
>not drinking red stripe.
What's going on here?
woo lads 5 days off uni
wooOooo lads
time to watch movies and not leave the house for 5 days and hate myself!!!!!!!
>>26929588
Hobgoblin and Doombar
GOAT combo
>bought twilight princess HD from HMV
>the box is in german
fucking why
>>26929322
Blue moon ha been great every time I've had it
>>26929407
But it was with an orange bit in at as said
>>26929673
Not seen it around, is it good?
who /drinking stupid lager/ here tonight?
>>26929699
The Japanese don't take immigrant shits because they're redpilled, they've moved all their German stock abroad so it doesn't get stolen.
>>26929550
apply for hardship payment. someone posted sanction letter and that was the first thing it said, even gave the number.
>civil service finally gets back to me after 5 weeks
>its a no
>scored better than 92% of people in the test
>didn't say how much I enjoyed interracial porn enough in my 250 word statement
So much for any retard being able to work for the civil service
>>26929068
I'm very excited to be quite honest lads
>>26929807
>>scored better than 92% of people in the test
That's where you went wrong lad. Tests are racist tools of oppression so you should fail the test to get in.
>>26929846
Looks like a good order there senpai, could do with some more meat though.
>>26929068
made a stupid peasant stir fry with the remainders of my food
but just spent 50quid on a bangin
sainsburys delivery thats coming tomorrow
Gonna be eating like a king for the next two weeks lad
>>26929615
JSA
>>26929626
That's the annoying thing, I actually want a job. I'd love a fucking job. But I need that money to survive in the meantime
>>26929769
I will, but even with hardship, they pay you that after two weeks of being on it. So it's really not going to help that much.
>>26929005
first time posting her, she's a very lewd girl
>>26928922
Any car fag ID me this? I think it's a 2007 corsa but I have no fucking clue as to the specification
called in sick at work for night shift lads, told em my body was aching and I have a splitting headache, said I took paracetamol.
duty manager(doesn't know me, it's a bigass company with tons of people) asks me to call again in an hour and see how it goes.
what's the thing to say later so ill still be sick but not to the point that the want medical shit or think its suspicious i come back tomorrow night
>>26929899
You're a fucking retard mate. Google told me the web page you got that image from and the name of the file has the model of the car in it
>>26929897
She's not that lewd lad, I just really like that piece, shame she doesn't have much.
having a movie night lads
any decent flicks u can rec ?
>>26930015
A colleague leant me Interstellar the other day, I avoided it because it was well popular but it was really good.
>>26930041
yeah mate seen that twice! pretty enjoyable
>>26929930
Just say you feel really lethargic and you're not confident that you'd be able to sustain yourself.
>>26930015
We're watching The Lego Movie tonight, so I guess that.
>>26930015
sicario
watched 127 hours for the first time tonight
currently on Man Of Steel for the first time
fancy something pretty spooky/thriller later though lads
>>26930015
I'm a fan of The Prestige, pretty good Bale/Jackman flick if you like them.
Also City of God, that's another good one.
>>26930041
its good except for when that retarded bitch claims that love transcends all dimensions and proof is that you can love a dead people
>>26929872
I don't like to over do it on the meat, I could have added chicken and ham but they ruined the pizza last time.
Looks like the takeaway has been bought out though, their website has been redone.
I'm hoping for great things lad
>>26929899
Its shit mate. You'll look a right pleb driving that
>>26930177
post picks when it arrives mate
>>26930139
Yeah that was stupid. I just assumed she was being a retard and the reason the dude saw his daughters room was because that's how it happened before humans developed the ability to make it happen. Like Terminator or whatever.
>>26930076
its for aldi, i dont want to let them feel im too sick because ill be handling food, but it just happens ot be a fucking friday so its busy as hell, fucking normies might think i might just be out for clubbing instead of being comfy at home rushing path of exile.
ill do overtime anyway on a monday which is easy as shit, so ill still get paid the same.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3472632/Adam-Johnson-GUILTY-sexual-touching-15-year-old-girl.html
What do you guys think about this?
I hate pedos but he's getting a life sentence even though she consented.
>>26930233
>pedos
FOY
>>26930225
You're allowed up to a week on the sick without a doctor's note.
fuck em
>>26929740
it's okay for cheap piss beer.
>>26929754
Got my fackin 8 cans sitting in the fridge bruv.
mummy just told me to get a job, how fucked am I lads
>>26930202
i always assumed the dude saw his daughters room because the film makers wanted to extend the space-time is infinitely warped at the singularity thing
>>26930139
I really enjoyed most of it in the cinema, its too long and like the last half an hour is retarded though
>>26929005
posting my waifu and spending another Friday night alone~
also haven't eaten anything at all today. feeling quite faint desu~
>>26930334
POST YOUR BOIPUSSY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>26930334
>Friday night alone~
You're not alone here
>>26930304
mummy has been telling me to get a job for months... I wouldn't worry about it too much lad.
>>26930334
i think we all spend most Friday nights alone, its why we do the film night and games lad.
>>26930356
film night? I'm going to watch Brazil tonight.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088846/
Anyone here play Destiny on Xbox One?
Or Rocket League?
I can stretch to GTA Online or Warframe too.
>>26930383
couldnt finish that film when i tried to watch it, god I was tired and it was weird
>>26929986
She's lewd but doesn't know it, lad. She's currently celebrating my bday with me.
>>26930356
>i think we all spend most Friday nights alone, its why we do the film night and games lad.
Don't you sit in a cuck shed with friends playing dnd you fucking normie?
>>26929807
That sucks man. What's even worse is I scored 76% on mine and I have an interview in a week and a bit.
>>26930445
forgot badly edited bday pic desu
>>26929414
cut ur throat next
Time for another /britfeel/ game night of hl2 lads
>>26930233
just a normal day in the muslim community,
they wouldn't get that long a sentence tho.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/hunt-for-child-rapist-who-escaped-court-moments-before-he-was-found-guilty/ar-BBqjS6z?li=BBoPRmx&ocid=iehp
>>26930410
>Paying to install a spy camera in your home
Dodgy Dave would approve
>>26930453
its not normie at all lad, and that's not often. since when is D&D normnie anyway, or sometimes going to another robots parents house.
>>26930445
Jun says Happy Birthday as well, she would get you something but she cant interact with our world.
I want to check out the cuck shed
>>26930539
m8, I'm not fucking retarded, I don't have a kinect.
woke up today and the hairdressers was already closed, guess I have to wait until tomorrow
Is that all the K-On girls getting plowed in the windows up there?
>>26930605
No, it's just that being a Paki you are unable to see anything without inserting some degenerate sexual meaning into it
>>26930605
You're damn right it is, all it needs are our brown overlords behind them smashing their asses
>>26930638
Then what are they doing up there? And what's a paki?
>>26930410
I played destiny when it had content
>>26930201
Put some in the garlic bread clamshell for later
>>26930656
They're there because along with Karen they are the official /britfeel/ approved anime qts
>grill claims we're friends
>talk a bit, spill spaghetti but she doesn't seem to mind
>decide to wait for her to start a conversation for once, to confirm she actually enjoys talking to me instead of doing it out of pity or morbid fascination.
>2 weeks later
>no new messages
>she doesn't even come online anymore
Well, I asked for that one didn't I? suppose this is exactly what I wanted anyway, confirmation one way or the other.
>>26930233
>>26930526
you're not wrong. these are some of the men involved in the rotherham child rape circle.
>Zafran Ramzan was convicted of rape and two charges of sexual activity with a child and sentenced to nine years imprisonment. Razwan Razaq, convicted of two charges of sexual activity with a child was sentenced to eleven years. Umar Razaq for sexual activity with a child was sentenced to 4.5 years, Adil Hussain and Mohsin Khan both for sexual activity with a child received 4 years.
How do you accept you're just never going to have a good job?
>>26930605
>>26930652
They're stacies. They're there getting railed by pakichad by choice
>you will never get home from school to watch the cramp twins and bamzooki again
feels bad lads
>>26930702
She's not worth falling for senpai.
If you wanna be m8s then message her again and just ask how its going
>>26930720
Top tier taste lad.
>>26929577
>It fucks with my tablets that I take for my ADHD and shit, so I just don't.
How do those tablets work sempai? Like, could you stop taking them a day before you want to drink, then start again a day or two later? Or would you need to stop long-term for it to be safe?
How bad is the effect if you mix them?
Fellow ADHD here, was considering asking the doc for drugs but there's no point if it takes away the only way I can socialize (blind drunk.)
>>26930703
I don't know why we don't just cut their balls off and air drop them into the channel with their legs and arms cable tied together
>>26930756
Wait can you actually get adhd meds as an adult now?
>>26929549
>Dishonouring allah like this
>Being this haram
Why are you letting the jews to this to you bruv
>>26930773
i'm from the channel islands mate. wouldn't want them washing up on our shores.
>>26928945
How did you fuck up a 60% attendance
>>26930720
GIRLPANTS!
>>26930717
I wish I was a superior brown Englishman, then maybe I could get gf
>>26930824
>>26930720
>>26930747
>tfw watched two seasons of tracy beaker on netflix few months back
nothing like remembering the CBBC days lads
fuck I hate my adult life
>>26930742
>falling for
It's not even that, I literally just wanted her friendship.
>message her again
Why? she clearly has no interest in talking to me. She knows enough about my situation that if she did like me, she'd know she should try starting a conversation for once.
It could be that she does genuinely like me, but not enough to actually put any effort into speaking with me (but if I do start something, it's slightly enjoyable to continue) but if that's the case the friendship is still far too one-sided to work out.
Anyone elses parents given up even pretending to respect them?
It was my birthday today, all I asked for was
1. Despicable Me on DVD (I don't like Minions but like this movie)
2. Some tomato seeds so I can grow tomatos
3. A rubix cube
Here are the gifts I received
1. Some tomato puree
2. A banana with cumin sprinkled on, instead of a birthday cake apparently it is a 'CuMinion' because I love Minions so much
3. A box for sunglasses (I don't own sunglasses)
Honesly they don't even hide their contempt anymore.
>>26930720
Tfw no bamzooki to run over an obstacle course
Feels bad man
>>26930896
god that sounds awful anon, but good how OLD ARE YOU?
think my mums still cool with me, but my dad lost respect ever since I did an arts degree rather than go into the RAF
>>26930868
>seasons
>>26930756
Have to wait two weeks for them to get out of my system, though I never drank since I basically became a huge bitchy fuck when off them the one time I did.
I think it'd make me throw up, and possibly require a stomach pumping, but other than that, I don't think it'd be too bad.
Hope this helps lad.
>>26930789
Yeah, doctors agreed on it a couple of years ago, but a lot of GPs are cunts and won't do it anyway, I had to get a psychiatrist to prescribe them for me.
>>26929005
Fucku posted
Ching chong where did your parents go wrong
>>26930894
Mate. Girls are fucking weird.
I'm friends with one lass who talks to me every day for a week and then i'll hear nothing. If she annoys me and I decide to ignore her I get snapchats every day and messages about inane shit.
They don't know what they want
>>26930896
>a banana with cumin sprinkled on
You got me good, anon
>>26930720
>you will never watch Raven with the same childlike wonderment again
>>26930923
>>26930868 (You)
>seasons
>>26929068
Steak with chimichuri, wedges and corn on the cob
>>26930975
oh fuk kk k kk k kkkkKkkk
>>26929068
ANOTHER kebab with large chips, both smothered in mayo
>>26929549
Pussy paki/10
>>26929982
So what is it lad
>>26930720
Show us your fangs
YAY MONA
I fucking hate mayo why is it in every sandwich?
Also top of the fuckin league boys
>>26930912
>tfw could never build a good Bamzooki
I should have known then and there to never, ever try.
>>26931128
>not liking base mayo
Get outta my face, homie
>>26931121
i used to want to be mona
strange child, should have been so easy to see i would be a failed adult.
>>26931040
Dacia Sandero TCe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8
>tfw you can unironically relate to about half the content of a song that's meant to be a piss take
Where did life go so wrong?
>>26930812
Poleaboo had to do something to prove to everyone that he was the victim
Gonna have to leave my house to get my mum a mothers day present.
What a fucking joke, mothers day, her birthday and Christmas.
I don't even own a coat and the shop is about a 10 minute walk there and back.
I really don't want to, it's scary in this town.
>>26931429
>mothers day present.
Fuck sake, I was planning on being drunk all day tomorrow
>>26931422
We still love you no matter how fucked up you are, Poleaboo
There's a documentary about posh morons on BBC2.
Some idiot's having his fiance photographed for a magazine that gets sent out to servicemen abroad and he doesn't think thousands of squaddies are going wank furiously over it. L O L
back from the driving lesson. went alright, didn't even hit anyone.
>>26931468
Its on Sunday senpai
>>26931429
im going to steal some flowers from the park.
>>26931422
>Who gave you those scratches?
>Your cat must be an arsehole
>>26931491
I know, so tomorrow instead of being drunk all day I'm going to have to get a bus and go shopping so I have something to give her on Sunday
>>26930233
Get ready for some real talk here lads.
I'm a primary school teacher. Never have, never will fancy any of the kids I teach. BUT. I'd say maybe one in 50 kids I teach (11/12 year olds) are cool people. Y'know, would go for a drink with them. Cool personality. This must be true of 15/16 year olds as well, yeah? And if we're all being truthful, there are ocassionally fit 15/16 year olds, yeah? Let's say it's 1 in 100 are fit and 1 in 50 of those are cool, you're looking at 1 in 5000 as a really cool person who is hot.
Fucking timebomb teaching 15/16 year olds, sooner or later you'd meet a cool and hot one. Nightmare. Couldn't teach high school for this reason. Adam Johnson? It's understandable desu.
>>26931496
I wish I could do that but I'll see all the pricks I went to college with and they'd bully me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02jM2pMaoeA
we don't need gfs
>>26931532
>I wank furiously to loli and this is how I justify it
>>26931546
there's always the graveyard if you don't mind being a prick
>>26931526
Do what I'm doing, get her something from the off licence.
>>26931565
Damn right we don't, we need bf's
>>26931570
nah, big black cock cuck wannabe here.
Does anyone want 100 quids worth of cocaine for free? I will got it here but my nose is blocked
>>26931570
you can wank to anything you want imo, there is always a distinction between fantasy and reality. i probably wouldn't masturbate to a 7 year old being brutally tortured and killed irl..
>>26931565
>Devvo
Fucking patrician taste right there lad.
>>26931624
will it make staying up doing laundry and watching films any better lad
>>26931574
Fuck that, I'll buy her some cheap chocolates.
>>26930233
he's not doing a life sentence you shitarse
they mean he's preparing for living in prison - not doing a life sentence
>>26931682
Yeah I realised that haha.
>Car insurance come up this month
>So did car tax
>Lost my wallet and my cards so had to pay to replace it all
>Ripped my suit pants so had to get some more
>Mother's day
>Dentist and got two fillings
>Work owe me over hundred quid in expenses
>scratched back of car by reversing into something and it's 100 quid to get it fixed
>Mfw looking at my bank account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYO6r89gQqc
Film starting at 10 lads, the Lego movie if you are interested.
>>26929493
what an interesting pastebin.
>>26931759
I've always wanted to watch it but never bothered so I guess I'm in.
Going to kill myself tonight. Nothing good is coming and I just can't bare to live in this agony any more.
Goodbye britbots, wish you all the best.
>>26931861
i don't want to be cliche and patronising but don't kill yourself lad, things can always get better.
>Just broke up with my gf.
Been a shit night lads.
At least pic related made me smile.
>>26931861
See you around, lad. Best of luck to you too.
fuckin gameboys mate. remember that feeling? where you saw them win them on jungle run on tv or your classmate brought in his advanced for show and tell? why did the magic of childhood have to die?
>>26931861
Mate, have you seen the Lego film before?
>>26931861
nahh whats the point lad
game of thrones season coming out soon
>>26931889
we used to play them in secondary school because we were faggots
bunch of year 10s playing fire red and leaf green
good/bad times lad
>>26931861
Alright lad, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Later mate, hope you find peace in the next world.
>>26931861
See you tomorrow morning, mate
>>26931889
>fuckin gameboys mate. remember that feeling? where you saw them win them on jungle run on tv or your classmate brought in his advanced for show and tell? why did the magic of childhood have to die?
Don't talk to me about fuckin' Gameboy Advance. They released pictures of a limited edition red one so I'm obviously diamonds and pre-order that shit. Fuckin thing arrives and it's pink. I'm 14, the squad roast me to kingdom come and I never leave the house again.
>>26931861
Don't forget to tell your mum so she knows why you're not getting her something mothers day
>>26931923
i had this beauty
Literally haven't had a cold this decade haha
>>26931923
>>26931975
This shit looked red as fuck in the Argos catalogue.
>>26931861
Write "SURPRISE!" on your forehead and do it propped up against the front door of someone you don't like
>>26932014
Oh you poor, poor lad.
>>26931861
Atleast take your enemies with you.
Rate my rapping skills lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09wywSpYXpz
>>26932014
haha alright there pinky?
>>26931890
This made me laugh out loudly.
>>26931861
Don't do it bruv. get pissed instead and stay up all night and then see the morning sun, lad.
>>26932181
Almost as bad as - and this is true, unfortunately - some of the school chavs overheard me talking to my friend about Ocarina Of Time one day. I had spent a successful night gaming and had earned the horse - "Finally got Epona last night!"
PINKY GOT A BONER LAST NIGHT!
>>26932110
That was painful lad
Lads help my Mum and her friend are talking about their boobs.
>>26932326
Say her friend has a cracking pair and see if you can score some
>>26932326
ask to see them to judge.
>>26932326
Offer to compare them in a titjob competition.
>>26929068
is that 2 fish? oh yea.I had chicken breast fried with peppers in a teriyaki sauce
>>26932326
Give her friend cummies, m8, it's only polite.
Where's this Lego room lads?
>>26932353
No 1 fish but I broke him in half
>You will never give Jun a mind blowing rimjob
Kills me inside desu
My iPhone charger keeps shocking me but I can't afford a new one.
The struggles lads
>>26932251
hehehheh
bad phonetic luck
Should i drink tonight lads?
>>26929005
Sounds pretty dumb but she is part of me
Ever since I played YN one night as a depressed weeb a few years back, relatively normie now but she will never leaveI can''t leave here either
>>26932440
sounds a bit lewd if you ask me lad.
>>26932499
obviously.
Up till the sun, bruv.
>>26932537
I will travel to Hampshit if it promises me an opportunity to rim Junlad
I just really want to see him squirm in pleasure.
Used to get a nice buzz from tramadol but I recently took a few I got from a mate and they just made me feel twitchy and out of it. Apparently this is something to do with reducing your serotonin levels??
>>26932584
i mean sure if you really want lad. might want to look to yourself to see why you really want to do that though.
>>26931861
Please by me a touhou fumo before you kill yourself
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=GOODS-00067391&page=rt_11
I can give you my email and nearest postage address
Lads, we're doing an official /britfeel/ meet up, we're all going to azulads house for a drunken orgy, we'll set it one month from now.
Lads I actually went to the shop to get my mum a mothers day present.
I never realised how autistic I look tbf.
I went in some high tops, some blue trackies and a red long sleeve t shirt.
It was fucking freezing, I planned on running there but on my way there a bunch of chavs yelled something and I got scared so I walked home the long way so I wouldn't have to see them again, this took an extra 25 mins in the cold.
What is wrong with me lads?
>>26932607
I
JUST
REALLY
WANT TO RIM YOUR LITTLE BUTT
The Fall Enslaves Us All
Why are flowers so fucking expensive!?
It cost me 40 bong for a 'vase' of lillies. They're just fucking plants. You plant them in the dirt and they grow, so why do they cost so much?!
>>26932680
i look like a bum trump most of the time.
It works out though because when I'm in london people just think i'm a hipster but really i just cant' be bothered to by buy new shoes or care.
>>26932664
But what if I only want you?
>>26932712
Flowers are marked up during womens holidays
>>26932714
But I mean why am I so scared of people?
fucking white people takeaways, first time not ordering from a paki and its shit, stingey thin little pizza.
>>26932752
become a sociopath and develop a false charm.
You don't have to make eye contact or anything, just be charming.
>>26932775
I don't think I've EVER known white people running a takeaway that wasn't a chippy
>>26932712
Why do fred perry polo shirts cost 50quid? Why do roses cost 25quid on valentines day? Why do electronic Amazon listings go up in price for no reason during December?
Literally take your head out of the sand lad, this is how capitalism works.
Noone is forcing you to buy lilies on the day before mothers day
print a card and make a nice hamper, or do something handmade
>>26932794
Someone operates an Italian here.
>>26929381
Try it with orange juice
>>26932820
Don't tell me what to do, you wanna go cunt?
>>26932820
>Rasheed and his pakishit.
>>26932712
NEET TIP: Grave yards are a great source of free flowers on mothers day.
>>26932791
I think those chavs just wanted a fight so he did the right thing to avoid em.
>>26932837
at least I'm not a tosser that wasted 40 quid on marked up flowers that will die in a week
just been to the shop lads for custard creams, was snowing like mad.
my coat was full of snow. annoyed lads, my custard creams took some damage too as i didn't pay for a bag
>>26932687
alright lad, if it will make you happy.
>march
wtf lads
>>26932895
Scared or what mate.
fucking mothers day card was 4.00 bong. Rediculous I gotta say.
>>26932794
My local pizza place is run by only white people, one of them was cute as fuck too when I went past
>>26932712
Grow your own then you fucking mug.
>>26932848
>knitting your mum a nice scarf or sketching her a nice self portrait makes you a paki
>>26932934
I'll tell you what I told mr big I am up top, get cheeky and I'll give you a slap.
>>26932864
Or you could just GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET A BLOODY JOB!
>>26932823
>Italians
>White
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because you're not the only one who realises Italians are not White
>>26932956
>I'll tell you what I told mr big I am up top, get cheeky and I'll give you a slap.
what did he mean by this?
