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this man is living proof that you cab become a Chad if you work hard
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And he's only 22. You have to pay him for a customized routine and meal plan, but he's a nice guy who will answer your lifting questions.
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Robots should really check out his page. He has a great deal of good life advice as well.
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>>26930888
He wasn't short or ugly, he doesn't have any disease. Can't relate, can't take as role model. Next.
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steroids

pass
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It only works if you have Chad underneath. I lost weight only to reveal a beta jaw.
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>>26931085
Exactly this. He had potential and acted on it. OP is assuming every robot has potential, but most of them don't
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>>26930888
>hurr lifting weights and looking attractive is the only important thing in life

this argument only holds clout because r9k is a massive sausage fest and all the outcast fascist trigger betas intrasexual competitive instincts.

the reality is if you want to get laid the order goes: inherent masculinity/ height, money, personality, talent, fitness, then intelligence. unless you're poor.
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>>26931085
>sticking fingers into bellies
is this a fetish
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>>26931085
>>26931482
I'm guessing it happened again huh?
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>>26931404
>height before money and personality
shut up, holy fuck
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dude in before picture looks much better desu. muscle dude looks like a complete gimp
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>>26931515
I think that's the third time, maybe 4th. Do you think I should stop posting those pics?
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>>26931726
No why? It's hot.
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>>26931553
whatever you say bluepill
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>>26931814
You don't touch yourself to this, do you?!
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>>26930888
>customized routine and meal plan
literally why would you need either of these customized
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>>26932200
Well no, but I enjoy the view.
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>>26932200
Do you? I guess it's weird if you do, but I like it as an extremity.
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>>26932338
>literally why would you need either of these customized
There are people who need customzied diet plans, but these are people with certain medical conditions, and the plans are obviously made by people qualified by a university degree and not a nice set of abs.
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>>26932343
>>26932380
I use those pictures because they're an accurate representation of how I feel when my crohn's flares up and tries to kill me. I don't really fap these days, I just hug my pillow and try to imagine that I'm hugging a living breathing human being that likes me enough to hug me.
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Riddle me this, normie.
Why are you on posting shirtless pictures of guys from their instagrams on an anime image board?
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>>26932459
are you the same guy who made a post about how some posts made you depressed because they gave you the illusion blah blah blah f
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>>26932459
>crohn's

I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I hope you feel better soon.
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>>26931404
>>26931404
you're actually retarded you know that right?
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>>26931908
>bluepill
>>>/reddit/
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>>26930888

How do I get the body of a pro wrestler? I'm thinking cruiserweight/junior heavyweight.
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Physical transformations don't impress me at all anymore, unless I know for sure the guy is natty. You can easily do that sort of thing with roids.
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>>26930888
>You have to pay him for a customized routine and meal plan,
Yea, because that's how he got his body, and not steroids. Luls
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>>26932459
>>26932536
A-are you still here
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>>26930888

How old was he in the before picture?
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This nigga's also a pretty good example. He doesn't look AS good without the facial hair, but the improvement is pretty obvious for what's not even that much work.
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>>26933386
He was never ugly to begin with for fuck's sake.
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>>26930888
>he's only 22 and still has the metabolism of a 22 year old

WOW
O
W

20 YEAR OLDS CAN BE IN SHAPE? WHAT A GROUNDBREAKING REVELATION
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>>26933386

>just have natural facial aesthetics and genetics to grow decent facial hair...it's that simple robots!
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>>26932513
Yeah that's me.

>>26932536
Well, crohn's is one thing, but the gerd+megaesophagus is worse at the moment. Waking up with your throat and nose and sinuses full of gastric fluids literally digesting your mucous membranes isn't a good feel.

>>26933097
Ye.
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>>26934029
Here you go buddy! Here's a hug!
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>>26930888

Is there any way to become about 6 inches taller with exercise?
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>>26934189
Thank you anon for hugging me through the internet. I appreciate it.
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>>26934272
Can I have one back?
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>he believes that being a robot means you do not have muscles

I know many chads who have way worse bodies than me. If you get muscles maybe that could help your confidence, but in my experience, it has done nothing for me socially.
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>>26930888
>>26930972
>paying somebody for being healthier than you

KEK

Working out isn't a real job. I hate the conceit that says these people deserve fiscal support for their lifelong commitment to vanity.
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>>26934305
Sure. Here's a hug. though I don't have enough experience to guarantee it's a proper hug.

I-I guess I'm not hugless now, or am I, I'm not sure if it counts.
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>>26934406
Well, most of /fit/ are awkward virgins
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>>26930888
I've rarely thought someone had too low of a body fat %. This guy does. I shouldn't get the impression a person's body is made of tree bark. That's just wrong. He needs to calm his shit down.
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>>26934423
I'm not sure if it counts either. It was a nice hug.
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>>26934672
I'm going to imagine that it counts, if it's okay with you, at least until I fall asleep, because it makes me feel slightly better. Thanks again, it was nice talking with you.
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>>26935114
No problem.

Feeling terrible about an illness that feels like a life sentence is the worst. I would know. Ganbatte.
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>>26935290
>I would know.
If you need to vent don't hesitate.
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>>26935488
I'm reluctant. Have a nice sleep though.
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>>26936624
Thanks. W-well if you ever change your mind, skype: satoricfool. Bye bye.
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