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ever shudder to think what your female equivalent looks like?
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I over think to the point where I'm even more horrified by how I look by comparing myself to females. Am I really to women what THAT CHICK is to me? (Which is utterly repulsive) or am I more like that one who's kinda cute but nothing special? Its hard to measure where I am in the looks department because I've had some uggos chase after me as well as some qts. I just don't want to be the male version of an ugly land whale. They say skinny guys are to girls what land whales are to guys :/
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Charge your fucking phone, dude.
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>>27272341

She could probably still find a guy desperate enough to fuck her and/or be seen in public with her.
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Even with the chance of rape, and gross periods.
I imagine my life would be a lot better female.
Because I'm half asian and if I was a half asian female, I'd be draining chad dry.
Oh sure, he'll get sex but, I'll get his livelihood.
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>>27272408
Anyone here could find a low quality woman to fuck, but you refuse to lower your standards or put yourself out there. This board is literally male tumblr
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>>27272476

We can't help it. Attraction is important.

And I don't ask for much. I don't ask for a fucking 10/10 Stacy, I just want a grill who's somewhat cute
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>>27272341
I don't know about my physical equivalent, but this was my highest match on OKC. For the record, I'm an average-sized white guy.
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>>27272549
>women on OKC are not good looking
shocker
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>>27272549

I have gotten some serious bombshells on okc and tinder to go on dates with me but they all ghosted me after meeting me. Am I ugly in person or too weird? I mean, I was a nervous sperglord on all the dates..
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>>27272341
I pretty much met my female equivalent, she had my same interests and personality, but while I was a friendless sperg she was kinda popular and already riding the cock carousel at 14, but I really can't blame her. I'd probably do the same if I had dem cunt powers.
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whos my eqiv?
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>>27272615
>>>soc
>>>reddit
>>>gtfo
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>>27272586
Hmm, I dunno. I didn't stick around on OKC and didn't really get many matches on Tinder in the first place, so I can't really give an opinion.
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My female equivalent is probably a middle-aged congolese orphaned prostitute amputee with third-degree burns all over her body and regular bouts of dysentery. Fortunately for her there's always going to be some man out there who is turned on by these things.
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>>27272341
I am dating my female equivalent now. I have wondered aloud to her if we might be related (we are both strongly German heritage)

I never have to wonder what she's thinking, I always know. It's freaky.
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>>27272341
i think about this all the time

i actually looked through pictures of my exes at one point. probably 50% i could picture as dudes. like, they don't *look* masculine, but i could easily think of their male equivalent

i have a masculine jawline and i'm tall, but i have big eyes and full lips. i'd be stacy af.
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Faggots with iphones, download sexbooth. It lets you change genders, post results
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>>27272341
If I was a girl I would be short, skinny but with a nice butt, quiet, submissive, feminine, sensible, caring, loyal and lovely. Literally what comes to your mind when you think about the perfect woman.

>tfw born straight male

fuck this gay earth
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>>27272476
This, all the fuckers here wants 7/10 and above, just grab a fat woman and make her happy
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>>27272476
Wold you fuck this anon? Answer honestly, would you lower your standards?>>27272907
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>>27272936
No one is telling you to find a beached whale to hump. There is a huge difference between a 1/10 and a 5/10.
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>>27272907
>Woman

>happy
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>>27272936
Dont be an edgelord, Im talking about something razonable for robots, you will never get stacys or asian girls naturally
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>>27272968
I think ill pass

Oiginal commmmm
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>>27273041
You deserve lonliness
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>>27272936
Taking the trash out of the white gene pool, one fatty at a time.
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>I only go after girls that are attractive
>cry when those bitches dumb me for the same reason


>"I would never date 3/10" says the 3/10
>gets butthurt when qts dont give him attention

Wew laddie
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>>27273077
Once again, I think I will pass on this
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>>27272341
My female equivalent would most look a lot like me, I am femminine enough with a few tweeks here and there. Sadily, she'd likely be small boobs/no ass.

On the bright side, I'd fuck the shit out of her and she would yell "Paul Blart did 9/11" when she cums.
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>>27272341
Congrats you figured out that we men are hypergamous towards physical appearance do you want cookie.

Yes thats right I completely refuse to fuck anything that isnt cute to me. I will never fuck an ugly girl ever I would rather die than do that.
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>>27273137
You think that's clever but it's really not desu
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>>27272632
This nigga ugly, tho.
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>>27272341
My female equivalent would be
>fit
>educated with good career prospects
>loyal
sounds good to me
>>27272476
>>27272514
>>27272907
>implying
studies show men are way more reasonable with the way they rate women than the way women rate men
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>>27273207
Damn it anon, not a single girl im willing to fuck, help me out. I cant lower my standards this much
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i'd be satisfied, nay, fucking overjoyed with my equal

but women don't want their equals

women date up, men date down, that's how it works

and i don't wanna fuckin date down. any lower than me and it gets into the realm of "this relationship cannot work becaue i feel zero physical attraction to you, i cannot stand your face and body"
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>>27273255
>studies show
Let me guess, OKC graphs?
>online dating is totally indicative of real world interactions, guys!
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>>27273137
You're telling me you wouldn't fuck the girl on the bottom, 3rd from the right? Are you blind?

Or is that not what we're doing here because she's qt as fuck.
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>>27273332
That bitch looks like a tranny bottom middle is much qter
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>>27273332
>Fucking a nigger
>Ever

Im not that desperate anon
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>>27272476
>tfw constantly fantasize about being in a relationship with a 5/10
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>>27273370
Whats stopping you? Go get her
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>>27273370
Sure except your 5/10 is probably average joe's 7/10
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>>27273326

But in the book Dataclysm that same result was repeated with random people rating Facebook users.
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>>27273326
1. Online dating is a very popular medium and is quickly becoming the leading means of finding relationships
2. It provides the least biased statistical data as there is a very large sample size, the people being sampled don't know that they are so its the most honest, and the demographic is natural propotional to real life
give me a better study
>online dating is totally indicative of real world interactions, guys!
thats what this guy probably thinks aswell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF68T-HF5-4
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>>27273420
more like 3/10
what do you think is a 7/10? a skinny girl with normal face?
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>>27273409
>plowing your field???
>never before heard this to describe sex.

What nationality even calls sex this? Is this a American thing.
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>>27272615
You're pretty qt coming from a girl, but if I saw you irl I'd run for fear of you being a serial killer.
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>>27272476
Men have lowered their standards to the point where even landwhales can reject average guys.
All you can do now is find another ugly robot, close your eyes and jack each other off.
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Would I be the female version of anyone here?
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>>27274683
Pretty close desu i'm a bit more 'defined' but yeah, also your lips don't look much like mine and your eyebrows suck and this is coming from a guy
You also seem fat.
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>>27274756
Yeah that picture was from when I hadn't done my eyebrows. And I'm literally 95 pounds, fuck off.

Although my face does seem fat sometimes for some reason. Any idea of how I could fix that?
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I'd fucking love a female version of myself, fuck I'd be fine if they were worse than me in every way as long as they are similar enough.
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>>27274854

Try doing something with your hair desu, maybe work out?
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>"just get a 5/10 or a fat girl"
>mfw routinely rejected on online dating sites even though i specifically target sub-5/10 and overweight

normalfag advice at its finest
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>>27272386
Average screen shot from a phone.
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I imagine that I would look almost exactly like this if I was both female and 2D.
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>>27273833
I've heard of plowing a woman but not specifically plowing a woman's field.
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