END MY LIFE
>be me
>five minutes ago
>shitposting, jerking off, watching anime
>knock knock on my door
>fuck off mom
>wait, the hand that knocked didn't sound like my mom's
>roll off my bed and go to answer the door
>there's a crowd of people
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>my brother (chad) is standing in the center
>one other yoloswagfag guy, five roasties
>heartrate spikes
>wh-wha-wh
>oh hey anon, what's up.
>skdjafjgka
>yeah, we just wanted to say hi
>some of them i sort of knew in high school
>hey anon they all say trying to hold back laughter
>y-you too
>they all burst out laughing
>shut and lock the door
>go back to computer
>write this post
I have a gun and am going to kill myself.
>>27272251
yeah kill yourselfthat'll show them
>>27272298
THEYLL BE THE ONES WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY BODY HAHAHAAHAHAH
>>27272251
You're going to kill yourself because your brother had friends over and was polite enough to say hi?
>>27272323
>those digits
but really, my brother is two years younger than me and is a senior in high school, and he has always fucking had favoritism, he plays sports, he works out etc
fucking ree
>>27272323
>You're going to kill yourself because your brother had friends over and was polite enough to say hi?
I really think you should kill yourself meng
>>27272251
Here's an idea! cover yourself in a white bed sheet and start making ghost noises! That oughta give em' the creeps! (As long as any of them aren't colored, then they might mistake it for the KKK! lol!)
>>27272374
Thank you, Joe.
>>27272398
No problem! That'll be five dollars! (lol Just kidding you can't put a price on friendship!)
>>27272251
Why not go kill them too? I mean if you're going to off yourself might as well take someone with you.
>>27272444
But you can put a price on those trips.
>>27272251
Just shoot their legs
