Tinder isn't working; I feel like I look decent enough, but I don't seem to get any swipes. What should I do?
Show me your pics and bio. These are very important.
>>27273304
post pic and we will judge if you are decent enough
>>27273329
This. We can offer advice.
If you want to post make sure to have the following this.
>dogs
>pic with friends but not the first
>artistic pictures
>all pictures taken by someone else
>mysterious vibe
I don't want to post pics because I know others that I know may be on here. My outfits and hair are pretty standard though. My bio says:
"Funky music, astronomy, dry humor. Mainly funky music, but up to talk about anything interesting or funny, really."
i deleted mine like 2 weeks ago, if you aren't above average don't even try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2pvJuLgBqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2pvJuLgBqk
>>27273304
Hey, if Tinder isn't working maybe you'll be able to squeeze some unemployment checks out of it! lol!
>>27273415
I'm starting to give up hope; I feel like I'm decently attractive but not in a conventional way. The only two girls I've really talked to, the one kinda made it seem like she found someone else and just cut contact. The other has a boyfriend, and was just on there to look for friends for whatever reason.
>>27273394
why does it matter if someone you know is on here? surely your fellow robot wouldnt be surprised that you are having tinder trouble
>>27273415
well, in the first video, Brian just looks like a model
it's intimidating, and none of the photos looks like they've been taken by him
Brianna actually seems like she COULD be a real person
not working for me either
>>27273304
leave it forever.
>>27273474
They'll just give me unwarranted crap for it; I just don't feel like dealing with it ya know?
One thing I can think of is that none of my photos really show me doing an activity; I mostly just do music production on my laptop though, so not much potential for a picture there.
>>27273524
what is the green app in the upper left hand corner?
>>27273672
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lexa.fakegps&hl=en
For spoofing gps
I don't have tinder because I don't have facebook, but I hooked up with someone on whiplr last night and she wants to meet up again.
Yes, I'm bragging to /r9k/, and yes that's pathetic.
>>27273719
>https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lexa.fakegps&hl=en
Hang on, you're saying I can chat up girls in iceland with that without paying cash?
>>27273823
Yep
Just have your Location settings on your phone to "GPS only" then change your distance by like 1km so it updates your location on tinder and you are now in that country
>>27273854
Fuhckin ell.
>>27273938
How incredible.
>>27273854
One question though, if I swipe a swath and then change the gps, I won't show up to them to swipe me back will I?
>>27274147
i dont think so. mayt
She liked me. Now what?
>>27274269
>katie
You're a mong m8.
>>27274305
You're creepy even for a robot
>>27274269
>blocking out a first name
>not even blocking out out properly
utterly hopeless
>>27274338
Dog m8.
You're dumb. Don't be dumb, it pains me.
>>27274388
Don't take the bait then
>>27274269
don't be retarded with compliments or dumb lines, just ask her out for coffee this weekend
Tinder somehow got me laid and found my qt 3.14 bf on there.
Okay so chick with boyfriend just told me she wanted to talk about 'feelings', and ended up telling me she's schizo and still has feelings for her ex.
Is it possible to lose harder
>>27275349
>somehow
>is grill
OUT
Tempted to smash this boipucci.
>>27275883
fuc em up boi
>>27273304
I got matches, but only because i had photos from the time i traveled europe. I dont really like to go out, i felt like i was lying with that profile. They would find out how autistic i am if not from messages then from a date. It was never meant to be.
I decided to create a true to life profile this summer. Or should i put it off until i graduate uni and find a job?
>>27276585
That faggot didn't match with me.
OP make sure you don't use one of the "approve everyone" mods like tinderoid. It will put you at the back of the line from everyone else's perspective because of how the algorithm works.
Not op but this is my main pic, I have no bio and I've matched with about ten girls the last two days.
>>27276760
eyes look kind of sad. not saying I know if that is good or bad, but it may be a factor. even as a male I think that pic says "desperate." try a more confident look.
>>27276760
ten girls in 2 days is pretty good. Your puppy eyes are selling. this guy >>27276793 is wrong.
have any of them responded?
>>27276811
just checked, I've actually matched with sixteen. Talked to a few but the conversation area is really where I fail. It's all so awkward and unnatural to me.
>>27277062
16 is great. What is your location?
>>27276760
You have allot on your heart my man.
I bet you day dream allot...
>>27276760
Not sure if you're asking for a roast but it will work as good criticism. The picture is a little creepy, I would go with a picture someone else took of you, not a selfie unless you're really attractive. Your body looks very frail and skinny so try and go for a smiling head shot. Do something funny with your bio, it will help with some girls who care. Best of luck. Again, no poorly half lit car pictures, very creepy.
>>27277096
little comments like this have the most profound effect on me. I can't even explain, but thank you.
>>27277090
Houston area
>>27276644
They may be sleep
>>27276760
You look good, attractive even, in an unconventional way, but I can totally see the robot in you
>>27276760
You're handsome but in that pic you look like a nerdy hick
>>27274147
idk why but this pic made me crack up bc i could feel the actual anxiety
>>27274269
ok faggot, theres OBVIOUSLY some sort of attraction. Dont hit on her, just ask her out.
>>27277909
I flew too close to the sun anyways.
This shit wigged out on me.
I was knee deep in german bitches when I got cocky and popped by canada.
Then the stingy bastard told me there was "no one in my area" as the gps got suspicious.
Then I logged out, cleared the cache, restarted all that and what have you.
Now it's back up and I can't leave my real area whether it's on or off.
This is why I can't have nice shit.
I don't want to use Tinder because I'm afraid someone from my school will recognize me. That shouldn't bother me because I don't have any friends or live on campus anyway, but the idea still embarrasses me.
>tfw I fixed but all the bios are in a language I don't understand
>3 matches on the second day
>now on day 4 and no more matches
Should I be worried?
>implying I have the courage to talk to anyone I match with anyway
>>27278029
If someone recognizes you it'll be because they're using it too so really they have no reason to be critical.
>>27278239
if you didn't actually talk to them it may be the "bot startups"
Just starting out because of the "blend" system you may get at least 2 or 3 bots just starting out.
>talk to girls on tinder
>get bored of them in a day
what's wrong with me
>>27278245
Yeah but they'll probably be normie who actually gets matches, and they'll laugh at me for being an ugly dweeb who thinks he has a chance at love
>>27278375
girls really suck at talking to people, all you're doing is figuring that out.
>people that put their age as 18 but arent actually 18
>>27278498
she's up all night getting wet and you're worried about whether or not she lied about being a lil older?
>>27276615
You just did the exact same thing as people that say they "love to travel".Keep the pics and capitalise off the social currency, that's how normies function.
Have a new chad profile idea, but im having a lot of success with my current
This guy has tons of travel photos, but hes 35 but could maybe pass as 24-25
