Any other fembots love showing off what average guys just can't have?
>go out to a public place
>know I have an 8/10 body and a ~7/10 face
>wear high heels, dress nicely and put on a "natural" amount of make up
>lean over counters to show off my big ass while wearing tights
>adjust bra in public and shake my boobs a bit
>smile at + make eye contact with ugly ass strangers and make them feel like they have a shot
>if anyone asks me out I tell them about my boyfriend
There is no greater feeling. Has any other girl done this to you before?
Yeah, except I'm a 3/10 female and I'm overweight. Guys in my league probably never so much as held hands haha
>>29225215
>attractive
>boyfriend
>able to go out in public
"Fembot" ahah
I didn't know catcalling was real until I finally made a friend that wasn't also a fat autistic weeaboo
leave
>>29225277
Doesn't really matter how ugly or fat one is. You really can show off no matter what. There will always be some aspie that wants a piece.
>>29225215
>>29225305
please leave. I know it is bait and that you are just another anon, but stop these threads please.
>>29225215
>>29225357
this is top tier bait, can't wait for the retards on this board to fall for it and draw this thread out to 500 posts
good show my man
>>29225300
I'm a girl that browses r9k, therefore I am a fembot. Don't be stupid
Since this is an attention begging thread anyway: any grils want to talk about fetishes and take turns greentexting fantasies?
>>29225345
>>29225388
It's not bait.
It's an anon who really thinks this is how women think because of his own narcissism.
He wants to get a conversation started by making an ironic post.
>>29225440
so double layered bait then
this man is truly a genius, i hope that i can someday post at this caliber
>>29225215
Your thread is either about females who have no actual contribution to society, irl or in series of tubes, or about fat neckbeards who pretend to be female on internets.
I hope you die.
>>29225411
That does not work here
>I stood once in my garage, therefore I am car
>>29225345
>>29225388
>>29225440
>>29225477
>implying I'm baiting
Why would I pretend to be female on the Internet?
>>29225550
stupid cunt roasties BTFO, dumb bitch
Mods do your job goddamnit
>>29225550
Well if who ever is in that garage wants to be a car, then they can be a car.
>>29225672
Read your comment again, and think what you just put on the internet. This is beyond unwise, idiotic, moronic, even beyond retarded.
How would you convert a person to the car?
>>29225762
It depends on what they personally believe themselves to be. If they want to identify as a car it isn't hurting anyone. Is this /pol/ now?
>>29225440
>OP makes a whorish post
>white knights say that can't be from a female must be bait
>OP proves themselves as a female
KEKS BTFO
>>29225790
no, it is normal world
Noone cares about identyfing except Deckard Cain
Personal beliefs are personal, and should be kept to themselves, not shown to entire world.
And identyfying asa car hurts cars, which are modern engineering marvels, not a bunch of cells.
No, but I do like to tease my boss.
>he's long since given up on trying to enforce the dress code on me because I just don't care
>decide I want to ask for a raise
>go in wearing a nice shirt with a couple buttons undone
>business skirt or whatever they're called that's just slightly too short
>stockings and nice shoes
>get raise
>wait until lunch
>change back into my jeans, sneakers, and video game t shirt
>>29225862
You'll find that in the "normal world" people are becoming more accepting of true identities. /r9k/ is not the "normal world". A lot of college students believe just as I do that personal identity is important and we are the future. Not robots that post anonymously on the internet and are too afraid to go outside.
>>29225868
thread starter here, good job friend. women that don't take advantage of their bodies to get what they want are weak.
>>29225931
I wouldn't do it to a competent boss, but I've got zero respect for this guy, so I don't mind showing a little cleavage to get some extra cash.
>>29225977
The trick is to have 0 respect for any guy. It literally works on every guy if you're attractive enough.
>>29225977
how big a raise would you need to blow him?
>>29226004
I respect a lot of guys. But he lets us all walk all over him, so I've got none for him.
>>29226010
Pretty big. I don't think I could do it for less than doubling my current pay, which is about $42/hour.
>>29226067
>But he lets us all walk all over him, so I've got none for him.
you ever feel conflicted about manipulating men? or do you just kind of despise anyone you can manipulate?
>>29225215
I hope disgusting filth like you die a painful and slow death.
>>29226131
I'm not conflicted, but there's no hate there. I don't exactly try hard. If all it takes to get what I want from them is a change of clothes, then they deserve to be manipulated.
>it's another neckbeard ERPing as a female episode
>>29225977
I think this is a self defeating mode of thought. "I can lower myself to do this because I have no respect for the person I'm doing it for." "I'll do this shitty job and kiss my supervisor's ass because deep down I know I don't really mean it."
At the end of the day you are still whoring yourself out or kissing ass no matter how you feel about it. You're just finding ways to justify it to yourself.
>>29225907
What the fuck are you trying to do here?
You are either troll or you came here all the way from /reddit/ to teach us your bullshit.
> anonymously on the internet and are too afraid to go outside.
See, this is wrong on 2 levels:
1 - you imply that people who post on /r9k/ never leave their basements
2 - you imply that anonymity requires staying inside
All other shit you typed is retarded and validates no response.
>We are the future
No wonder the world is going to shit.
>>29226004
I disagree with that statement. Few times girls tried to take advantage of my position because of their looks and way their behave
>Anon, pretty please :) do my job for me
>No
>Why not? :))
>I have my stuff to do, you have yours, keep it that way
>Anon you are asshole
>Fuck you and your tits, go away.
Point is looks does not matter if someone knows no fucks are coming his way
>>29226141
At least I'm giving uggos a little eye candy. My ass being pointed in their direction is the closest they'll get to a real life attractive woman anyway.
>>29225860
>OP posts picture of black pants
Literally no one BTFO
>>29226170
I'm not an ass-kisser. I just show some cleavage once every couple years. If I was an ass-kisser I'd probably follow the dress code and actually stay the full 8 hours. I also wouldn't play Doom on my laptop in my office.
>>29226171
I wrote both of those comments and I can be here if I want to. Everything you just wrote is the opinion of a robot. A robot's opinion means less than nothing.
And for the second point, I've gotten so many men to do work for me in school it's not even funny.
>>29226156
>then they deserve to be manipulated.
do you actually mean this or is it more like you can't be bothered to care about them?
if you had a choice between manipulating a guy indefinitely and 'fixing' him so that you couldn't what would you do?
If you can smile at really ugly people and not cringe you might as well have sucked them off
>>29226187
I don't see a bulge. can we get a trap specialist here?
>>29226215
I wouldn't manipulate someone indefinitely. I'd probably start to feel bad if I did it for any real period of time. If he was a nice guy, I would at least try to help him out, even if I'm not into him. At least that way he could recognize unscrupulous whores like me.
>>29226173
Unless you post timestamped tits or cunt, you're male sir
>this is going to get 500 hundred replies
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>>29226243
so do you just already dislike your boss for some reason other than the fact that he's abusable?
>>29226210
>A robot's opinion means less than nothing.
A female opinion is worthless. See what I did there?
>I've gotten so many men to do work for me in school it's not even funny.
Horny, or even kind teenagers are one thing, real world is another. Be prepared to suck dicks to get your money, because you do not have much value to the world outside of being collection of orifices.
>>29226216
I want them to feel like they've been or might have had a chance at being sucked off without experiencing any actual pleasure. That's the entire point of my post. The feeling you get is completely worth it anyway.
>>29226268
I have a pretty decent job and my boyfriend has a really good one. That's all I need for money. We do pretty good for ourselves. I doubt most of the guys on this forum could say the same.
>>29226266
He's incompetent, and a complete doormat. That's most of it. He is a bit creepy sometimes too, though. Ogling and such, and it's not just me. But I'm the only woman in the office under 40 so I get a lot of "looks" from him.
>>29226250
Hey Lou, you were in my last thread when I was calling my brother, David, to dinner. I don't appreciate the comment you left and I want you to know that you need to watch what you type in the future. Thank you.
>>29226321
Yeah, dream on. There are people here who never even had to work, and they live from Neetbux, as well as self employed basement traders.
I laugh at your pathetic attempts to try to make robots feel bad. In fact, we do not give a fuck about your pathetic normie life roastie cunt.
>>29226325
I see, his crime is being ugly.
You should consider a hydrochloric acid wash for your face.
>>29226383
His crime is being a weird old guy who stares at everyone's asses all the time despite being old enough to be most of our fathers.
>>29226325
what does he do exactly and how is he incompetent?
i guess it's just weird to me how women realize they have this power over men and look down on them because of it. it's like if guys made fun of women for being physically weak or something
>>29226377
Neetbux is not enough to provide for the life that I expect to live. It's also much harder to get "neetbux" or government assistance than r9k thinks. Have fun living on a meager $400 biweekly if you're lucky. Robots are disgusting.
>>29226412
Lotso f ogling, and unwanted flirting. As for his incompetence, he just kind of tries to order us around every so often, but he never knows what the fuck he's talking about. He might as well be telling us to recombobulate the tesla drives for how much sense his drivel makes.
>>29226360
DAVID ?
?? OH MY GOD DAVID .LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT DAVID, CHILD. THAT CLASSIC MAN OF DAVID HAS BEEN SUCKIN SOME HOO HAA NIGGER COCK HEE HEE
HAVE HE EVER KISSED YOU ON THE CHEEK?? GET CLEANX. WIPE YOUR CHEEK YOU THEM SHITSKIN BACTERIA SEMEN PARTICLES PRANCING ABOUT ON YOUR SKIN. THATS HOW YOU GET ACNE.
listen to me child... go up to your bro and SLAP the SHIT outta him and tell him he is an embarrassment to his family's honor. his ancestors can not even bother to look down from the heavens. please PLEASE PLEASE tell him to get his life back on track if he wants to retain his honor..
BEG HIM if you have to
scream DAVID! DAAAVID !! DAVID DAVID PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD JUST SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR ME DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>>29226423
If robots are so disgusting, why you come here? Do you want to think your life is better then robot life just because you earn a little more money at the cost of having much less free time?
>not enough to provide for the life that I expect to live
Congratulations, with this statement you summed up all cancerous roasties here and everywhere in galaxy. Nothing is ever enough for you. Hole you have between your legs pales in comparison to gaping chasm that is inside you, and you must masturbate with money and goods every day just to feel good about yourself.
Only you are disgusting here.
>Shit test the FUCK out of men
>More primitive men end up reproducing and passing on their genes
>Standard of living declines as a result
>Criminality increases
>Muh rape culture
>Muh single motherhood
>Muh fatherless beta kids
Roasties still have to pay a price for their promiscuity, you aren't above nature, ladies.
>>29226445
how do you feel about robots? if some weird socially incompetent guy kept checking you out but there wasn't any malice how much would you be ok with manipulating him?
>>29225215
Robots. Those few of you still around and lurking.
Post >your face when you will never be an animal who obsesses over getting attention for strictly their physical attributes, and even knowingly gloats over acting in such an animalistic way
>>29226503
captcha:pie
>>29226497
I'd probably just leave him be. I don't mind guys who just happen to be shy. It's probably rough.
>>29226470
Because it's Saturday night/Sunday morning and I don't feel like sleeping. Like I said, it's fun to be here occasionally and see a whole new retarded perspective.
Understand this: the only good man is a working man. A successful man is an attractive man. If a man doesn't have any drive he's just pathetic and isn't boyfriend material.
A woman need to care about how she'll raise a family and how helpful a husband will be. Having a robot husband would be like raising an extra child. Grow the fuck up.
>>29226526
so you just think your boss is more lecherous and just happens to be bad at it?
have you ever manipulated someone like that?
>>29226469
This is not ok, I left a couple downvotes your youtube videos. Soon i'll leave some comments warning people of how disgusting the uploader is. You don't even know David, he's a wonderful boy.
>>29226522
That was my reaction when I skimmed the thread and read that one 'fem'anon bragging about showing off her body for a raise. Animalistic behavior deserves a large caliber firearm placed within the skull cavity.
>>29226551
It's creepy with him because of the age difference, and the position of authority he has over me. It makes things too father/daughter-y for me. Other than my boss, no. I keep it to a minimum. I think the closest I come to doing it to anyone else is when I'm short on cash at the corner store, and I swear to come back with however much I'm short. And I always do come back with it.
>>29226581
There's nothing wrong with doing something easy and low effort like that to get ahead in life.
>>29226599
ever try to use your powers for good?
>>29226536
>implying I give a fuck what woman needs
Yeah, no. Take care of your own need, I am not your wallet or your dildo, and I have no desire to marry female like you.
Personally, I have a job, and I earn enough to have for my own needs, and save a bit. I bought my own land and in free time I work on constructing my new home. I am happy and I enjoy my simple life. But you come here, and try to shove your shitty ideas inside collective conciousness of robots, even if they do not like, or do not care.
It is you that needs growing up, and realizing not all people have same goals as you.
>>29225868
That sounds like basic bitch attire
I hope he rapes you one day and shoves a pen in your eye socket when he's done
>>29226558
>downvotes your youtube
No. CHild listen to me. think for a sec. dont do that. what i said about david maybe harsh, but i did it because i cared. its tough love. i care tremendously about david. david is a very important friend. i care about him as much as you do. we might as well be siblings cause me and david are basically family.
do not, for the love of god, downvote my videos. please i am begging on my knees. i am literally shedding tears as i type this. youtube ratings are EXTREMeLY important to my well being. if you tarnish that, you tarnish my soul. You sound like an angel. i bet you can forgive like an angel can you? can you?
>>29226627
Degeneracy should be punished by death. If you cannot act like a self-aware sapient existence then you should be culled from the world.
>>29226632
Nope.
>>29226652
That's just my slacker attire, because that's what I am at the end of the day. As a rule of thumb, when I'm there, I wish I wasn't.
>>29226627
There is nothing wrong with prostitition then. It is easy and low effort.
There is much wrong with thievery then, but just because it requires effort and it's not very easy.
Murder and rape are ok though.
You have the point, but that does not prove you right.
>>29226668
No, I'm talking about the outfit you wore when you walked into your boss' office.
Just pathetic
I fired all the women in my department within the first month I was put in charge
Where do you work?
>>29225868
it's called a pencil skirt, confirmed male
>>29226638
And I have very little desire to marry a male like you. Good thing there are actual quality men that do. Have fun dying alone.
>>29226662
Edgy man child, hahaha
>>29226679
when you prostitute yourself, you risk being hurt, you risk being arrested, you risk being infected. Similar for murder, rape, thievery.
When you wear a low cut shirt + a skirt everyday and your boss notices and decides to keep you a little closer with a higher pay, that is low effort. That's not even slightly comparable you dumbass.
>>29226701
It was actually what I'm supposed to wear, just with buttons undone on the top.
>Where do you work?
In a building.
>>29226718
I wouldn't know. It's the only skirt I own. At my last job I wore pants instead too, because I just can't stand skirts.
>>29226407
And if he were a salt and peppery Chad, you'd be licking his nuts you whore
>>29226761
no, everyone knows this, especially women, there is no way you did not know this
confirmed
MALE
>>29225215
Kill yourself please worthless cunt
>>29226820
>thinks it's a male
>continues to reply to its each and every post
You should meet up with him and become an hero together since both of you are abominable beings.
>>29226808
Nope. Same father/daughter dynamic would be there, and would still be creepy. I've had older bosses who were good looking, but I still wouldn't have fucked them. If he was a Chad, I might respect him enough to actually follow the dress code, show up on time, and not leave early.
>>29226820
I don't know what most clothes are called, man. I was pretty much raised by my brothers. I know t shirts and jeans and I have a dress somewhere so I guess I know dress.
>>29226720
Noone cares what you desire or not roastie, fuck off to your imaginary land of everhappy.
And of course prostitution is comparable to you cashing in on your looks, that is what they do + sex. Thing you are promoting is mix between being a beggar and a hooker, truly disgusting, even for roastie.
>>29226844
Tell 'em, newfriend! Nobody cares despite responding over and over to say nobody cares! Ex motherfucking dee, you totally pwned that 'girl'!!!!!
>>29226838
>I'm not a disgusting whore for attention and cock, teehee
Do you have any redeeming qualities at all?
>>29226829
>work and contribute to society
>going to have kids in a country where the birth rate is negative
>worthless
Do you even know how hilariously disposable you are? haha, it's always so funny how brave beta males get on the internet.
>>29226844
Much more people care about what I desire than what you desire. I guarantee that.
Also, no it's not comparable. I have great sex that were both enjoy and we love each other. We spend hours together every day. We go everywhere together, we live together. Our families are basically interconnected. Don't be so pathetically bitter.
>>29226653
OK, i'll let it slide this time. Please don't do this again.
>>29226891
You are worthless you ugly bitch I hope your raped by a nigger and he ruptures your cervical wall and beats you till you look like miss doubtfire you good for nothing whore
>>29226891
>Much more people care about what I desire than what you desire
Oh, so you are so shallow then that you must inform people about your desires in order to achieve them, and you must compare your social life to robots life just because?
You lie to yourself that you are in a happy relationship, while it is a prostitution of sorts, this poor fuck who settled with you pays with his money, time, attention and energy for your pussy. This is what it is, and this is what it always were.
>>29226931
Edge edge and edgy, hahaha. Keep repeating that I'm worthless, it doesn't make it true. Nothing is as disposable as a stupid beta male.
>>29226944
Assumptions that just aren't true. When I say people care about my desires, people ask me how I am. People buy me things for my birthday and throw parties for me. My boyfriend takes me out on dates. Does anyone do anything for you? Does anyone but your mother care?
Judging by the posts of this forum, and you're posts earlier, it's fair to believe so. But feel free to lie and tell me why I'm wrong.
>>29226995
damn my man ur having a BLAST this fine Saturday evening/ Sunday morning arguing with anonymous people over the internet huh? I see why you browse r9k!
>>29227059
You don't find this fun? What's the point of browsing /r9k/ if not to argue? I like it so far, I think I'll post a lot more in the future.
>>29227059
Ain't it grand?
'She' is a wonderful example of female intelligence: obsessed over demonstrating her ego and how subjectively 'superior' she is to a bunch of 'virgin NEETs' on a Japanese anime imageboard in the dead of night.
I wish I, too, could own such rational and logical cognitive abilities!
>>29227101
Considering that you had little to no argument in the first place, yes you would benefit improving your logical cognitive abilities. thanks.
>>29226995
Of course people care about me, but that is because I have value, I have proper training in my field, and I am dependable person. I had birthday party thrown for me few times, and I enjoyed it because my friends made an effort and bought me a books I actually like.
Your boyfriend takes you out on dates, because he likes your pussy, and said pussy gets better if he behaves better, sad for that guy, this is like training a dog.
And people asking "how are you?" want to hear "fine, thanks" and that's all, it is not an invitation to tell your shitty life story.
>>29227140
Broken English anon surprisingly nails the situation on the head.Too bad females are immune to criticism and accept nothing except fellation of ego.
>>29226838
First dude was an idiot anyhow, there are many types of "business skirts" that aren't pencil skirts. A-Line, and tube are probably more popular in my experience.
>>29226995
As a certified armchair psychiatrist I can tell you are going to have a critical midlife crisis by the time you are around 30-35. Solely based on the few posts you've made in this thread.Genuinely wish you luck with it.
>>29227157
I had broken English? Can you point it out so I can improve?
none of you are fembots. seriously, you're such shallow and worthless pieces of shit. can you not just be yourselves instead of putting on an act? do you really think it's, "cool" to pretend to be a fucked up autist? you're not. you're also not cool, you're just stupid whores with no personality or intelligence so you try to hitch a ride on cliches and stereotypes. that's about as retarded as a person could be.
you all deserve to be raped to death, but you'd just love that. you just love people feeling sorry for you, i'm sure half of you have made other false claims aside from being a robot, like being raped or molested. you're utter human garbage.
>>29227207
Of course people care about me, but that is because I have value, I have proper training in my field, and I am **a** dependable person. I had birthday part**ies** thrown for me few times, and I enjoyed it because my friends made an effort and bought me ** books I actually like.
Your boyfriend takes you out on dates, because he likes your pussy, and said pussy gets better if he behaves better, sad for that guy, this is like training a dog.
And people asking "how are you?" want to hear "fine, thanks" and that's all, it is not an invitation to tell your shitty life story.
just a few minor things. there are more precise corrections but no one gives a shit about them.
>>29227140
People don't seem to care about you either from your logic. You say people like you because you work well and are dependable. As in, people like you because you are capable of working and doing things for them. Is that really all you could sum yourself up with?
You've probably been alive for ~25 years and have only had a few birthday parties? 3? Absolutely pathetic.
My boyfriend is attractive enough, if he wanted to, to just fuck girls on the daily. I'm similarly capable of the same thing with guys of course. We live together and spend every night after work together. We've planned for baby names. Summing it down to "pussy" is pathetically dishonest.
>>29227244
how did you discover 4chan, if you dont mind me asking?
originalkoment
>>29227207
Sure, boss.
>but that is because I have value, I have proper training in my field, and I am dependable person.
You should probably segregate this into two separate sentences ala
>but that is because I have value. I have proper training in my field and I am a dependable person
Note the "a" between "am" and "dependable", as well.
>I had birthday party thrown for me few times,
should be
>I had a birthday party thrown for me a few times
Or you could say "I have had birthday parties thrown for me a few times". Also, you don't necessarily need that comma after "times".
>bought me a books I actually like
You don't need the "a" between "me" and "books".
You don't need the comma between "dates" and "because" in "Your boyfriend takes you out on dates, because he likes your pussy". Also, you should end the sentence at "if he behaves better" as in
>[...] said pussy gets better if he behaves better. Sad for that guy, this is like training a dog.
You don't NEED that comma between "guy" and "this" either. You could make that into two separate sentences as well.
>friends convince me to go out to a club with them
>they all get super drunk and I end up losing them
>decide to leave and go home
>as I'm making my way out, brush past this huge black guy
>he motions that he wants to chat
>figure it's rude not to at least say hi
>chat for a bit, he's pretty nice
>buys me a drink
>i figure i might as well have a dance with him
>we get pressed together by the crowd
>i can feel his dick. holy shit. it's huge.
>he knows i felt it, asks if i wanna go somewhere else
>being a fucking lightweight, my dumbass drunk self is like "sure!"
>end up getting fucked behind some car in a fucking car park
>he cleans up and leaves me there with his number
>it's a fucking fake number
>>29227278
I've known about this place for ~3 years. I think from a youtube video or something. Come here maybe every other weekend. Not that often though. Originally thought the jokes were funny, then realized people were serious, and then stayed out of curiosity. I just assume the average uggo has a robot mentality at this point.
>>29227237
thanks anon, I will try to improve that
>>29227244
Yeah, I work for them and with them, and I am compensated well by both money and friendship. No one forces my actual friends to spend time with me, but they do. We both help each other, and have fun together, this is what friendship is about.
>You've probably been alive for ~25 years and have only had a few birthday parties? 3? Absolutely pathetic.
Not everyone likes parties you dumb cunt. I personally prefer good book over sitting, drinkin, talking, dancing, etc whatever is modern definition of partying. That does not mean I do not resign from either reading or dancing, I do both in amounts I like.
>We've planned for baby names
Oh, so you are in a happy relationship, congratulations on lying to your significant other long enough that he believed your bullshit.
Of course it is about pussy. Your pussy have more value to that poor sod that other pussies, that's it.
>>29225215
why do you even come here? to bait people? just for attention? Did your facebook selfie not get enough likes? shame. Guess you have come here for attention. All we want is our own fucking place to talk, but you and you fucking friends have to come here and just laugh at us. please, if you have any shred of morality then you will leave and never come back.
>>29227365
She's a self-proclaimed newfag. Of course she comes here for attention because fellow newfags like yourself cannot stop themselves from giving it to her.
>I cannot stop sucking on cocks!
-you and OP, who is always a faggot
>>29227342
Friends are obviously not forced to spend time with you. My friends are not forced to spend time with me. You think we don't have fun together or support/celebrate each other depending on the situation? That's criteria for a good friendship.
A birthday party is a get together with friends. I mix family and friends at our parties so obviously it's not some fucking rave. If you've only had 3 get togethers with friends on your birthday, that's pathetic.
>lying to significant other
haha, don't even go down that fucking route. pulling that shit out of your ass. don't be so fucking bitter. obviously a huge part of love involves chemical reactions and the urge to reproduce. finding someone who can happily spend 5-6 hours a day of free time with hands off is about more than pussy you dumbass.
You can read and still have birthday parties and get togethers you aspie.
>>29227365
because it's funny and entertaining every once in a while.
>>29227448
>If you've only had 3 get togethers
Fuck off roastie, I never specified "a few" as exactly 3, you cannot make me feel bad with your bullshit assumptions.
You want names for your kids? Make them Chad and Stacy, that will be fitting for a normie cunt like you.
>don't be so fucking bitter
Or what, you expendable cog in the machine? My bitterness offends you?
>You can read and still have birthday parties and get togethers
No shit, I never realized that until you told me. Can your mind grasp the concept of somebody not liking birthday parties, or parties in general?
>>29227502
A few is defined as "a small number of things". 3 or 5, doesn't matter. It wasn't a bullshit assumption. You typed it yourself.
>literally an entire post just filled with insults
hahahaha
Humans are social animals. Beta males that are not extroverted are absolutely the lowest tier possible. Just because you don't like parties (which are specified can be get togethers) you are dysfunctional.
You are the expendable cog in the machine. You won't even reproduce with a loving spouse. How absolutely hilarious that your life will end like that.
Also nice thumbail.
>>29227557
>Humans are social animals
Pathetic, belittling yourself to animal level to explain satisfying your urges.
>because you don't like parties
>you are dysfunctional
But it is wrong. There is no connection between parties and being a healthy human being.
Lurk moar if you don't recognize that image roastie.
>>29227283
BLACKED
Lmao, based Tyrone
Did he cum in you?
This story is probably fake but whatever
>>29227597
>he doesn't think of humans as animals
>he doesn't understand that social ability is very important
>he doesn't have any shame in posting a thumbnail
jesus, this is worse than I thought. It's not belittling myself to "animal level", it's understanding that we are social beings. Obviously social capability is valued. Don't be a retard.
>>29225215
We all know you're a fat neckbeard weaboo, op
>>29227658
I posted a time stamp of my legs in tights for some proof. Obviously not going to post face on a dump like this.
>>29227663
Sure thing, m80. Sure thing.
>>29227632
Of course I don't think of humans as animals you missing piece of evolution, we have many things in common, but we are not animals.
And social ability importance is as good as society, which is not so much, which is why after people get in stable relationship, they only leave their comfort zones to brag about their lifes to other stable relationships, and to laugh at people who are alone, feeding their superiority delusion.
>we are social beings
posting this on /r9k/ surely is the right step in realizing that you are a dumb bitch who should shut up
And specially for you pic related
>>29227663
U might be a small guy, with skinny legs.
>>29227663
Let us see your tits with a timestamp then
>>29227663
Shave your pubes into a timestamp, and post. Your entire thread becomes invalid if you cannot prove to us that you are a female, and subsequently superior to us in every way imaginable. Think about that before you ignore this.
>>29225388
100 posts and counting
never change robots
>>29227737
No one cares what you think. Humans are classified under the animal kingdom.
We live in this society and we will until the day you and I die. Get used to it.
Half the threads on here are men posting >tfw no gf and posting about how terrible life is with no friends. OBVIOUSLY a large amount of this fucking board needs and desire social interaction. And like I said, anyone who isn't capable of it in this society (as in, beta, asocial males) are dysfunctional. Look how fucking dysfunctional this board is, for instance.
And thanks for posting the correct image.
>>29227778
>>29227757
>>29227750
Feel free to stop replying if you are in disbelief.
>>29227825
>Humans are classified under the animal kingdom
Yeah, and everything as we know is build from the same matter, does it mean we should concentrate on spinning around and attracting to each other to build bigger and more stable creations?
I have no more time for this petty squable roastie, I got to go to church for sunday mass. I will pray to God so he will help you with that brain dysfunction of yours
>>29227844
I just really wanna see someone shave their pubes in an extremely odd fashion. Don't kink shame me.
>>29227848
Doesn't change the fact that your opinion is not valued. Humans are classified under the animal kingdom you autist.
Doesn't change the fact that you're completely wrong and you just avoid it like it's nothing.
Absolutely retarded. I can just imagine you shutting off your computer and giggling to yourself whispering about how you "got the last laugh"
>>29226250
I'm with you my buddy bud
lads check out this sick ace i got in cs go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHvezkJ_sfU
>>29225580
>them fatrolls
no thanks
Anyone really irritated by a life of luxury?
The whole idea of private jets, expensive vacations, buying tons of take out, ordering more food than you'll eat that day, throwing out any leftovers, and overpaying for pretty much anything even if you can afford to. I have some friends that not super rich, but they are a lot better off than I am. Whenever I hang out with them I always find something to be irritated with. Whenever we eat out at a restaurant, they'll order a lot food, but not finish it and they only bring home leftovers as to not look like a jerk. They end up tossing away the food later on or forgetting about it when they're hungry and decide to order more food.
I feel irritated by socializing too. I do want to talk to people, but at the same time whenever I'm around others I just want to go back home to my computer and not deal with anyone. My friends ask me how I can tolerate silence and being alone for so long and I tell them it doesn't bother me at all (I would go crazy if I didn't have 4chan though) .
Anyone super nice and polite, but secretly do messed up stuff?
Excuse to post bait images?
i'm 24 and i literally offered a 19 yo guy a blowjob for a gram of coke tonight and he still didn't come through. i'm not proud of myself.
>>29228203
I have a friend that refuses to touch me unless he knows for sure I haven't had sex recently.
He has OCD, but he has never been so afraid of touching me since I opened up to him about having casual hook ups. When I had a boyfriend, friend wasn't hesitant of touching me even when I told him I had sex right before hanging out with him. Now that I'm having casual hook ups, friend doesn't want to touch me unless I recently showered or I tell him that I haven't had sex in days. He usually greets me with a hug, but I don't get those anymore.
>>29228279
so he's so disgusted by you he doesn't like touching you anymore?
>attend at least 2-3 anime conventions a year
>this year is different since I have a boyfriend
>so far he's been cool with me going to conventions since I have been mainly rooming with 1 female friend
>next convention I'm going to is big
>going to be going with a group of friends this time, guys and girls will be sharing the same hotel room
>boyfriend does not like this
>tell him that's not a typical hotel room . We're renting a room from the suite floor which has multiple rooms and more than 1 bathroom
>tell him that the guys will be sleeping in a separate rooms
>tell him that these guys have been my friends for years and it's not the first time we shared a hotel room together
>he's still fussy about it
>>29228458
Yeah. He doesn't like touching people in general. He doesn't even hug his own family. I used to be in his small group of people he was okay with touching. Now he is jumpy around me whenever it seems like I'm about to hug him or touch him in any way. But he'll become relaxed if he knows I showered recently.
>>29225215
I'm a fembot, and I lack any personality beyond sexual nuance. I live to tease/get fucked. I literally think of nothing else than manipulating men to worship my cunt.
>>29228475
Fuck all the guys. Seriously. If he's paranoid, might as well prove him right.
>>29228892
>If he's paranoid, might as well prove him right.
Roastie logic.
OP, what are you going to do if by some chance your future babies will be beta men? Don't say it won't happen to you if you wait till 30 to get babies.
>>29225215
7.5/10 browses r9k
Wew lad your bait is getting pretty shit m8
>>29228892
females everyone. any excuse to sleep with someone and try and make it look like it's not their fault.
