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christ it's early edition
>mfw I've been awake snce 7pm
Sleeping pattern is backwards m8s.
>tfw 24 today
>life is basically a string of failed online and long distance relationships
>Meeting no girls
>dont go out
>dont know many people at all actually
I dont know. I just want to meet a girl who will coexist with me.
Is that too much to ask?
Slept like 4 hours, shit ain't right.
I made the best chick chick(en) and mush mush(room) risotto last night lads. Just wanted to tell somebody.
>tfw active crohns disease
>Shitting 15 times a day
>Worry about going out incase of not making it to a toilet
>Always in pain, nausea, life being gay
>Month and a half before NHS appointment
>New Faerieish virgin gf way out of my league doesn't care
>holds my head on her lap and sings softly when I feel ill
There's hope robots, qt virgin waiflike nice girls are out there, that have low standards. I'm weird and ahtjsmy, but she says I'm 'interesting' It's going to upset me when she inevitably breaks my heart
>8am
>Hair of the dog
>Skimmed milk and left over vodka
In starting to regret all the drinking. Everyone drinking at any occasion. BBQ? Get smashed. Wedding? Piss up. Funeral? Drink the sorrow away.
There's always an excuse to drink alcohol and I like everyone else can't have just a couple
>>29226255
>>29226600
>>29226700
Checked t.b.h
Who else off to do another 8 hour shift, this is the life boys i love it (i don't)
>had fellow shut-in friends over last night
>got hella baked, drank posh ale and played CAH
was a good evening
>>29226924
Lord Sir Sheckelstein will be proud of you, but only if you work an extra 5 unpaid hours.
>>29226989
Wish i could neet. the dole literally forces you to work, it was this job or stacking shelves in tesco for dole money while doing full hours
>>29227011
Anyway i'm off, once more into the frey into another shitfuck this day.
peace bros
>>29227031
Don't be tardy anon, Mr Shekelstein will be sure to report it to your dole officer.
>>29226255
well in america the beta uprising is finally happening I wish I could have a beer with you guys but the drinking age is restricting me
>>29226255
are you guys voting for brexit or nah.
>>29226980
shut-in friends are the best.
>>29226608
>doesn't care
as long as she has chads on the side
I fucking hate how unfair life is
I'm never going to get her especially after this
I don't know why I do this to myself.
>talking to my crush
>starts talking about her boyfriend
>she had a huge fight with chad
>they are on the verge of breaking up
>ITS HAPPENING. THE TIME TO STRIKE IS NOW
>tells me what chad yells at her
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE THE FUCK YOU GO YOU'RE MINE FOREVER. I OWN YOU. YOU'RE MY PROPERTY
And you know what she says after that.
>Isn't that so adorable
I asked her why and if she thought that was creepy that he feels like he "owns" you now
>idk, i don't think its creepy I think its cute; he wouldn't let anything happen to me, because i'm his property
Can't fucking believe what I'm hearing
Ask her what her girlfriends thought about his comments
They think its adorable how much he loves her.
She's more in love with him now then before this fucking fight
Even her god damn girlfriends think he's so much hotter now because of how protective of her he is.
Literal fucking chad he is. He's a fucking prick
If I did that I would get called a creep or a beta loser and she would never talk to me again.
Have to go to a family gathering today and all my cousins are Chads and Staceys who are bringing their gf/bfs. What can I do?
>It's raining
>Got to cycle to work
>takes at least 20 minutes
Why. On a side note, post waifus.
>>29227687
Cycling to work is top tier desu. Yes the rain sucks but the pros outweigh the cons.
>free exercise
>quicker than walking
>usually quicker than the bus
>normies stuck in traffic btfo
Keep at it fampai, you're doing great
This post was posted by good GOD, himself, make's you think about life in general, me past, me present, me future, the good and bad things that hapened in my life, when i fall into words intro on my qusb card, i push the repeat button, turn on the volume to the max and ride a ransum till i'm out of forgot the image
>>29227660
Feign illness lad
>>29228029
>>29227660
>Feign illness
No. I would say it's a good opportunity to get a gf, so you should go.
>>29226273
>figure the thread is bread
>waste a :______;7
>just gota
>big zip
>loch brown bag
>worth nothing
>a grand number like
>numeral concussion
>given away combination
>warm water
>to tanks
>put it in the bag
>input Tee
>process tickets
>output T-shirts
>Post it on my wall
>then let it go
>Derping upon budget and to choose lifestyle, guests can choose from a wide range of no'say of room types and anime from private rooms with private baths to shared rooms with shared baths dolls head turns round.
>>29228075
>Approaching women in front of your family
Don't do it
Have any of you lads become a normie for a period of time where you got a gf?
What was it like.
>>29228170
I had a couple back in my school days. I still miss them.
>>29228170
I dated a fat paki for a couple of months in school. I think I'm a failed normie at best.
the sith lorde kno.
go o gl/2x1ith
go o gl/7YQOqM
https://youtu.be/skbQhQljTyY
>>29227687
>>29227724
+1 for waifus and cycling to work
>>29227417
Please just let me have hope
Poleaboo hates everyone now, even his parents
>arguing with 2 or 3 people in thread
>make out a good response in my opinion
>none of them reply
is there a no greater feeling? silence tells all
>>29228365
Don't argue on the internet bro, have some self respect.
>>29228398
: (
contentbotblocker
>>29226304
Really wish I knew lad. You're still kind of young so there might still be hope for you yet. I turned 29 last month and online dating gets a lot lot worse when you're hitting 30.
>women when they hit the wall fall into 2 categories
>single mums
>career focused
>the single mums are looking for a new baby daddy
>the career women are looking for someone as or more qualified than they are
>I'm looking to enter the dating market just as everyone else is looking to leave it
>have basically nothing to offer or anything that makes me stand out against the crowd
All I want is for someone to share life with. To love and be loved. But if you're not a 6'2" CEO in todays world then nobody will ever fucking care about you...
Ps happy bday lad.
>browse these threads a lot
>not even british
>>29228454
Why do foreigners always bring up that they're foreign in these threads . No one cares
>haven't had a wank in ages
>open up xnxx
>new videos on front page
>one of the videos at the top
>'carp sucks dick'
>still image of a dick inside a carps mouth
Genuinely feel sick lads
>>29228170
Every couple of years I manage to hook up with some kind of woman. Usually a younger, chubby single mum with low self esteem or daddy issues.
Its nice....comfy sex. And the surprising thing? I thought it was bullshit when other said it but other women really do take much more of an interest in you when you are in a relationship.
Sometimes I would try to trade up to a better model and inevitably fuck it all up and loose both, other times I just fucked it up normally and she would leave me.
Personal best - 2 months.
I am just not cut out for being with other people.
>>29228356
Stop trying to wiggle out of it.
SEX OFFENDERS OUT t.b.h.
>tfw movie night is pretty much ruined now
>>29226304
Learn to drive.
>>29226608
Eat less.
>>29227610
Stop talking to her. You need to cut her off.
>>29227660
Sit in the corner and leave as early as possible.
>>29228805
What happened to movie night?
>>29228805
Good, bunch of attention seeking children watching shit films and tracy beaker
>hurrr durr Im a fucking namefag trying to force shit
Literally the opposite of the reason this forum was made
>>29228887
A shitposter happened.
>>29228887
it's moved from friday to saturday now, permanently
kinda stupid since a lot of us go out on sat night...
What do you lads make of all those gay normies being shot up in Orlando by IS?
>A boy's in love early in life saw another and rolls the dice.
>Basically started to lapse no ending perhaps I'm stuck in the middle.
>Cultivating gave pleasure to my senses unleashes morning on benches.
>Do judge by the sleeves cover there's a book in every word lover.
>Enjoy the present a birthday brings a sad little girl on a swing.
>Follow nice to madness it started well. I thought I couldn't spell.
>Good food burst the curse I've been alone since birth.
>Have you nothing to do but spend a minute and count le times.
> in every stage it pays to have a wage to pave fore better days.
>Just another day forcing the same may-may stay grey bae.
>Kept the hammer away from the warm call where baby's made.
>Lost at Lilly's canned a smell and caught the eye of a misses.
>The hanging bit while I sit thinking, sip then light a sick 126
>Where to stare when clouds start to part my blue heart
>>29228356
why? did your dad ever end up confronting you about when you pulled a knife on him?
>>29229084
I just flew back from Orlando on Thursday. Shit's weird, like I got out just before the apocalypse happened
>>29229245
https://youtu.be/WD2yi85LQ3Y
https://youtu.be/WD2yi85LQ3Y
https://youtu.be/339iEsIWwLg
Ignore the paki
Is a Twirl just a flake covered in chocolate?
>>29226924
11 hour shift today, I need the extra money to survive otherwise I wouldn't even be here at all. Fuck my landlord for putting up the rent.
>>29229366
a specially twisted piece of sweet folded chocolate yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUo8tHjpMuo
Remember me lads? Had a problem with my plug socket?
LOOK AT THIS SHIT!
Anyone got plans today lads?
I'm just faffing the dogs bollocks.
>tfw your 4 hour shift lasts 7 hours
>tfw only two hours to shitpost before the football
>>29229433
Waheyyy
Ori
>>29229433
holy shit glad you didn't die
>>29229084
I think it's harsh to shoot gays in a gay club, at least they're out of the way there.
>>29229433
I hope you switched off the circuit using the breakers before you cut that and pulled it out of the wall.
Get an electrician in there pronto, other plugs in the house could be damaged too.
>>29229490
Yeah, I did all that.
Got the bloke coming on Monday.
i am being a bit mischievous lads
>>29229634
what are you up to lad
>>29229433
Fucking hell.
I missed most of the story but what happened? I know it got fused to the socket but how?
>>29229401
time to do some fitting
>>29229713
>tumble dryer smelt awful
>thought nothing of it because maybe it's just mould inside
>wipe the machine out
>next time, smell is back
>suddenly there's a fucking huge bang and all the sockets go off
>figure it's got to be the dryer, so I go round the back
>fucking atrocious smell, and the plug is smoking
>ask /britfeel/ for advice
>ask my mum for advice
>she gets my vegetable dad to call up his mate who's an electrician
>he comes round to have a look
>cuts the plug and removes the socket
He's coming back on Monday to test the rest of my sockets and fit a new plug/socket on my dryer. There's just a blank thing there right now, and he's made it safe or something.
>first art commission
Not sure if I should be happy or not.
>>29229847
Absolutely riveting
>>29229847
damn
that sounds bad
>have one too many beers
>spend entire next day feeling just a bit sick
Every weekend lads
>>29229868
>money for doing basically nothing
be happy retard
more like shitPEEl
>>29229933
wow Game of Thrones went downhill pretty fast
>>29229930
>Basically nothing
I wouldn't go that far, its still work.
>>29228398
>have some self respect
its like you dont know where you are or something
>>29228365
If they don't reply it means you've lost.
>>29229911
Nice triple dubs.
>fuck you original comment you fucking robot anti shite machine
>>29229490
https://youtu.be/-_oLfC5Z_Ys
>ndubz grill
>>29230047
>be the auld fig
>tree three fuck mine
>tens two
>wat a chaptcha
> 2005
>nope
>lurk
>until 2013
>stop
eating a fray bentos steak and ale pie
>>29230124
>tinychat >com/ss40/684fa1/a6/nono/beerprosparty/06-14-2015
>>29230124
Steak and ale pie is one of the best foods available but the fray bentos ones are disappointing.
A shame most butchers only sell huge ones.
>>29226519
>>29226519
https://youtu.be/u0fk6syQ7iY
thats just enuf rem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYIEq_fFgbw
banter
>>29230124
nice blog faglord
>>29230190
Cheating Russian cunts.
>Poleaboos brother is back from university
>We share a room at home
>tfw I can't dressup late at night or go to sleep in my girl pyjamas anymore
3 months of repression it is then
>>29230285
How'd they cheat?
why are english women so ugly and fat?
>>29230327
Paid the ref to extend ET until they scored.
>>29230345
Wouldn't surprise me lad, all the russian athletes are doped up too.
>wearing a nappy and a panda kigurumi
Who else /comfy/ as fuck?
Today's just as shit as any other. Been very close friends with complicated girl for years. Literally only person I connect with. She came from polan because dad abuse her and her mum and sister. Made friends year 9. Liked her so much but early experience with ugly girl who was obsessed with me and who carved my name into her arm when I cut her off made me an absolute beta faggot. Best friend girl clearly promiscuous, tries to initiate multiple times year 9-11, I beta out every time. Year 12, her depression comes out when she breaks down at party, spend 2 hours holding her on a street in wood green at 4am while she explains how much she wants to die, whilst me also being on acid for first time. Try ask her to seek professional help, she says she's seeing therapist. Next few months I go to many parties, and take acid alone nearly every weekend, found it harder to speak to people, loads of awkward conversations. 4 months ago get a text from best friend saying she loves me, seems strange, I ask to see her, she is obvs on something, mfw she's taken xanex and 50+ paracetomol, says how he wants to die again, asks if I can sit with her while she dies. Throws up on side of street, looks like she's about to go to sleep. Tells me about abusive boyfriends and how mum is depressed and makes no money. I try to call ambu, she throws phone away. I take her to mine, have to hold her down whilst I call ambu. Have to scream to parents to wake them up, they have no idea she was depressed. 4 months later she much better having been through hospital. I have no friends other than her and her ex gf and co who always snapchat me pics of them doing stuff but never invite me. Spend all my time in my room, didn't study for exams, haven't even kissed anyone for over a year, Virgin. Never felt so lonely, have massive urge to bang friend, but also have foot fetish so get pleasure from rubbing her feet, she always asks for foot massages too. What do I do?
>>29230401
paragraphs lad - I'm not reading that shit
>>29229084
Should have shot the degenerates wearing fucking leather chaps, and walking around in thongs in public where children can easily see
Not a bunch of dudes away in a club out of the public eye
>>29230401
not reading that fucking wall of text
>>29230437
Gays that go clubbing are the same ones that go on those marches and pride events.
>>29230401
Mate greentext it so we can easily digest it.
This is just a wall of text that's impossible to navigate.
>>29230438
thank the T.ank tom hill hank the wiki? he took the platitude attitude and pair the chilly polar caps to Big
(you)s on /pol/ are worthless
Poleaboo just mined 70 (you)s with the same post across 4 threads
>>29230325
Do you piss in his milk too, faggot?
>>29230481
>only friend is hot girl
>been friends for years
>she has tried to kill self twice due to abuse from father years before and abuse from boyfriends, mum also poor af with no real prospects
>I stopped it both times
>she feels better
>I have no friends aside from her
>people send me pics of events I'm not invited to, makes me feel so much worse
>haven't even kissed a girl in over a year, am Virgin
>I feel content enough rubbing friend's feet and cuddling whilst she's there
>when she leaves I think about banging her all the time
>really want a gf, think about all chances I blew to lose virginity
What do I do?
>>29230601
You are a beta man. You let her ruin your acid trip with her self-obsessed bleating. You gave her attention when she was doing a "cry for help" suicide attempt. You give her foot rubs. She knows she is all you have. She knows she has you wrapped around her little finger.
But she will never bang you. Never.
>>29230601
>I feel content enough rubbing friend's feet and cuddling whilst she's there
how on earth have you not fucked yet?
>>29230601
Tell her how you feel, don't wait. Go to her and confess.
>>29230663
I confessed years ago when we were first friends, we nearly banged, she told me she doesn't like me, and literally every relationship with a guy she's had has been abusive. She also has a huge fear of people only being friends with her because they want to bang her
>>29230654
This happens a lot to decent looking guys who have a really weak personality.
>>29230649
It really wasn't a cry for help, she was barely conscious and I had to fight to hold her down whilst I called the ambulance the second time
>>29230764
Then you are a beta. There is no reason for you to continue talking to her.
>state of all these cunts on the mall waiting for 'her majesty'
What a joke, the crowd looks like a bunch of inbreds, no wonder the rest of the world laughs at us
>>29230654
I have a foot fetish and get off on rubbing girl's feet, so it's this cycle where I get satisfied at the time, when she's there, but when she leaves all I can think about is banging her. Also I had a vanilla foot fetish before I knew her and now I only like feet with bunions, I think because she had bunions
>>29230764
>and literally every relationship with a guy she's had has been abusive.
If that's true, then literally every single one was her fault
Or she's just a lying piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQjh9H-ymK4
wtf plan b sung this? I thought he was a rapper
>>29230764
>girl says she's not interested in you
>you continue to be her emotional tampon while she fucks other men
Kill yourself you beta cuckold
>>29230806
As I said, she's literally the only person I talk to, if I stop talking to her I'd have noone
>>29230830
Yet I bet these are the same morons who think North Korea is weird for having huge parades and shit for their leader
>>29230339
A diet of alcohol and crisps
>>29230856
Difference is most of these people have PAID for the privilege to sit outside in the rain waiting for a quick glimpse of some of sardine smelling cunt on a day which isn't even her birthday, truly pathetic
>>29230840
It's not necessarily like that I do think that I am a beta faggot in many ways but she had no real friends either, and only talks to me.
>>29230835
Do you just rub them? not tried to elevate it to licking?
I could really do with some pickled onion monster much desu.
>>29230974
I've never been turned on by licking or sucking toes, just rubbing feet and more specifically bunioned feet and making them feel better
Well this feet guy is fucking tedious already
>>29230974
She jokingly shoved her foot in my mouth once whilst I was sleeping, I didn't enjoy it m8
>>29231066
We need niggi back
Just cut my hair. It was down past my collar bones and now it feels weird it being really short.
Still, now people will stop calling me Jesus
64bit chrome is fucking fast
>>29231086
Mohammad probably had short hair, just get a tan
>>29231118
I just got back from holiday and only turned red so tanning is a no go
>>29231085
He is back, he was at movie night last night
>>29231085
>We need niggi back
I've filtered the annoying cunt
Who /fuckedupsleepingpartern/ here?
>tfw constantly alternating between nocturnal and diurnal every week.
>tfw sleeping for over 12 hours but still feeling tired
Just end it all lads.
>>29231258
yup
my waking hours are 5am to 9pm
>>29231085
Nice try nigii
Please someone just tell me they care
>>29231432
I care, so long as you keep posting.
>>29231432
I hope you die of a heart attack today
>>29231450
needy cunt
>>29231432
I actually DON'T care about anything.
>got a job a a delivery driver
I'm going to die aren't I?
>>29231432
I can pretend to if that makes you feel better.
>>29231490
If you get robbed just give them everything.
>>29231490
yep, some nigger is gonna stab you
>>29231490
Delivery drivers are the number one target for people who want to kill someone just to "see what it feels like".
>>29231490
You'll need a weapon to defend yourself.
What about a stanley knife? They can't arrest you for having a tool.
>>29231544
>>29231490
I'm a delivery driver, I carry a fucking bazooka.
>>29231041
Fucking weird desu, not too surprised she hasn't fucked you now
why does the food never look like it does on the packet
I am 30 years old and I have wasted my life.
>>29231852
/r9k/ : the post
It's never too late though mate, be yourself and all that
>>29231920
what do I do if I am being myself but girls don't like me?
Failed first year of college, only passing 2/4 A-Levels with shit grades (D & E, rest were 2 U's). Decided to re-sit and promise myself I'd do better this time around. Ended up falling into the EXACT same pattern as last year. Can only honestly say I've done well in one of my subjects, 100% failed another.
What the fuck am I doing, lads?
>>29231852
kek life is shit anyway mate, how can you waste it?
The whole point of life is just trying to wait until you die.
>>29231920
It's too late to date teenage girls so it's not really worth living.
The bell at the point of light travels in the air as it does nae in a vacuum the atmosphere is important but the thirst of the chanical tarnish and at least feast on a fair three, the first feast on measure of feat blessing bam dry give and try a thoughtless genocide away in history while high on a buzz of control as futures are bought and sold from plastic shaped heart post aged looters looking to not piss in a sink so peat with middle values in grave and a way in2 https://youtu.be/8FOBxcluXdk?list=PLCnkz7la5RxOXZyYZ9vfqRcphjnk6xThN away and here to stay strain sigh pleat here and hair care bear this twice the splattered sword of words said sold by the ones that does note speech.
>>29232047
>caring about A Levels
Look at this normie lads.
>>29232047
It's okay, A-Levels don't mean shit anymore and neither does going to uni. If it's just not for you then don't do it anymore, focus on getting yourself some work experience and going after a job you will enjoy,if that exists.
>mother says i use pc too much
>says i'll die yound from a heart attack if i dont leave the house
>i say ok
>she loses it
i know im an autist but she needs to calm the fuck down
>>29232081
doth a William
>>29232047
You don't need A-levels to become an underwater welder and make mad cash money, just sign up to a SCUBA course and a welding course.
>>29231722
Because you're a shit cook
>>29232107
Hah. Bet she sits and watches TV for like 16 hours a day too.
Just bought this
>>29232044
Takes someone else's persona and make it your own just like every other normie cunt does
>>29232073
You'd be surprised how many teens would go for a guy a lot older than them, it's just the social stigma attached on your side that's the problem
>>29232201
Hardest memer on the estate
>>29232224
Older means below 30.
>>29231509
It's for Deliveroo so I don't carry cash. I reckon the chav with the knife won't know that though so I'm probably fucked.
>>29232086
>>29232126
Only thing I actually care about is business. Have had plans for over a year now to go into management (specifically an area/regional management role). However, all of the shit I've found about the job requires a degree level education.
Anyone got any experience with NVQs? Maybe the college life isn't for me. Feels weird doing anything outside of the standard Comprehensive > College > Uni system though.
>>29232290
Just use your kung-fu knowledge.
I am 49 split with my wife five years ago, not bothered sex/relationships since.
Life is going to work, coming home, drinking, going to bed, going to work etc.
Women my age are either scraggy old single mums or cat women.
I can't see a way out of this moribund life pattern I've fallen into.
>>29232315
What's there to even do at 49?
>>29230389
Wish I had some padding in. What brand are you wearing?
>>29232300
I did and NVQ in business administration and then in business management. It was all done on an apprentice scheme so for about 3 years I didn't earn fuck all money, but it was worth it. They're recognised qualifications and a level 4/5 NVQ is the equivalent of a uni degree anyway.
>>29232309
I'll have a helmet on, so the plan is to headbutt cunts.
>>29232315
Why'd you split?
anyone else impressed with how long I stayed away for?
>>29232315
Get yourself a nice whore from adultwork.
>>29232330
I don't know, I've done most things.
>>29232345
Just grew apart really.
>>29232345
I told her about my gender dysphoria and how I wanted to begin hormone therapy. Turned out she's transphobic.
>>29232360
Nigii! Your back!
Where you been bro?
>>29232383
>grew apart
aka she's fucking other guys
>>29232339
That's what I've been thinking about, lad. The experience atop of the qualifications is what seems to be in demand right now.
Going to read more into it, but thanks for the information, lad. Really don't know what the fuck I want to do with my life to get into the job.
>>29232405
Perhaps now, who knows?
Its weird, there are loads of activities for you kids & loads of activities for over 60's.
For my age group there is fuck all to do, go to a club fuck that..feel too old and the music is the same ravey shit it was in 1994.
>>29232383
You have children?
>>29232300
>the job requires a degree level education
download photoshop and make yourself a nice degree certificate from a uni of your choice and print on some good quality paper. couldn't be easier
>>29232300
>Only thing I actually care about is business. Have had plans for over a year now to go into management
Your ambition is a management job? You must be literally the most boring man alive, christ
>>29232468
No.
Robots; my present is your future, how depressing is that?
cooking autist here
can i use bolognese sauce with just normal pasta and cheese?
>>29232501
>mplying I won't throw myself off of a bridge long before that
tiptop kek
>>29232535
Yeah. Everything goes with everything when you're at rock bottom.
For instance, I just had some bacon with rice.
>>29232535
No mate, the sauce will react to the cheese if it is cheddar. You need mozzarella or Gruyere cheese.
>muslim murders 50 people in the US
Brexit and Trump confirmed.
>>29232552
Why are you telling him this? He is going to get ill if he eats cheddar with bolognese sauce.
>>29232535
No it will turn nuclear when heated and become radioactive thus giving you cancer
>>29232544
Manyof my friends from the 90's killed themselves accidentally with drugs caused by 1990's rave scene madness.
Or just suicided from life/women.
I survived, so that I can sit alone on a sunday bored to fuck talking to people who neither know me/care.
>>29226700
I keep nearly getting myself killed when I drink so I might have to stop. Feels bad desu.
>>29232576
This is PC-bot and my automated response
>nothing going on here, white people kill too!
>the odds of dying due to terror attacks are low!
>Not all muslims!
>Nobody cries everytim Palestine is attacked!
>>29232626
How?
I drink like 8-10 pints a day but I just sit on 4chan shit posting and listening to music/podcasts the entire time.
>>29232666
I get blackout drunk and end up in the middle of nowhere. It happened again last week, and i'm having flashbacks of the events. I remember a group of people and think I might have been attacked but I can't remember.
>>29232626
Aren't you afraid you'll fuck up your organs?
Hung over lads tbqhwy
>>29232610
I care. You're probably the oldest /britfeel/ poster and although I know the age to experience ratio doesn't apply to everyone but from what you've posted already, it seems like you have some experience to share with us younger robots.
I would like to know more about 1994 please. I will meet you for a coffee and I will bring my dictaphone as I am one of those born in the wrong generation faggots.
>>29232719
No, desu at this point I don't really care if I die. There's nothing to live for.
>>29232751
Okay... but it's not just the dying if you abuse alcohol enough you might ruin your liver (or more) which will lead to a life living with a serious disability. You'll spend your life living like grandpa.
>>29232780
Nah mate, fucking up your organs helps you die senpai so it is a good thing in a way.
>>29232780
No I don't drink everyday or anything. I just get really drunk and get in dangerous situations.
>>29232747
I felt like born in the wrong generation in the 90's, back then I dressed & looked like a hippy.
1994 was tail end of grunge and start era of britpop, rave music was strong and at its peak.
1997 good mate od on heroin
1998 my childhood friend hanged himself
1999 old friend dead from drugs.
2000 friend living on streets on heroin.
90's was a bit of a downer really.
>tfw I would be a fuck up no matter what generation I was born in
Had a few beers and run out so decided to go to shop to get some more, some little like cunt capled me a misfit and asks for a beer as I walked past, straight up lost my shit and threw the bag of cans at him and then kick him in the face when he was on the floor, his friends didn't do shit, never seen them before but think I'm going to hibernate for a while
Valium makes me crazy
>>29232932
How could you know?
>>29232868
Sorry for your losses mate. I would love to know their stories too.
I hear all this stuff about 'the second summer of love' where everyone is pilled up loving life, but I can't help but think of those who didn't make it, who turned to harder drugs when the going got tough, those whose lives it damaged. I don't think it's the wrong way to live and I can imagine it's an enabler when everyone around you is doing it it. I feel a bit of education when it started happening (instead of the media reaction KILLER DRUG STAY AWAY) could've prevented so many unnecessary deaths.
I understand raves were at their zenith in '88 so I don't know why I asked you about '94. Whereabouts were you raving? Do you have any distinct memories or stories to tell?
>>29232868
>does drugs
literally retarded, not deserving of life
>>29233129
What a cruel thing to say one weakness does not make a person worthless.
just ate a bag of prawn crackers
>>29233059
>>29232868
All times are shit mate, no point pretending like the 90s wasn't just because Kurt Cobain and drug fueled raves were a thing.
>>29233142
it was entirely their own choice to take drugs and overdose
>>29233156
Ying ling yong
Bag of crackers for the mong
>>29231003
DESU familia I could do with some nice and spicy niknaks but I don't want to ruin my tea.
Had a vegi Stag chili for dinner lads. Spiced it up with a deceptively hot Jalapeno; they're usually pretty mild.
>>29233217
Dinner at 1630 what is wrong with you?
>>29233180
Its your decision to be a gaylord.
>>29231003
Beef are the best ones tho
Theres this page on facebook and it shows disgusting flats and stuff, its called tenants from hell. Well everyone is calling one of the woman whos picture ended up online a disgusting cunt and stuff. It really pissed me off, most of them probably don't have any responsibility and have parents that clean there house for them. Also it was no where near as bad as my bedroom
>>29232535
Nope that makes mustard gas.
I still believe that groups of thoughtful, committed people can CHANGE THE WORLD
>>29233267
Literally who gives a fuck mate?
>>29233237
It's all I've had all day, so I was hungry.
>>29233303
Me and my cat do
>>29233237
I do this regularly, don't eat food past 7pm unless ive been on the piss
You shouldn't eat food close to your bedtime, it will fuck your metabolism
>>29233303
The woman who owned it, she was getting death threats and reported all because she didnt clean much
How long do I leave the pasta in the pan for?
if being an r9k user is like coming to terms with the fact you're a total sperglord autismo, which board is in denial about it?
>>29233321
until its ready
>>29233319
Are you the woman who owned it?
>>29233321
what type of pasta la
>>29233321
45 mins full boil
>>29233326
/fit/ obviously
They actually think they look good when in reality they are absolute sperglords.
>>29233372
I meant /fa/ not fit. /fit/ are openly spergs.
>>29233321
boil the water add pasta leave for 8-10 mins on simmer
>>29233343
yes i am, they said I wasnt really called monica
I found this video very interesting. It's safe to say Neil is a robot and for some of us this is our future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBS3_G7NhHg
>>29233351
Long pasta
>>29233360
Do I need to boil the water before I put the pasta in or can I just put the pasta in then leave i to boil with it in there?
>>29233321
You want the pasta to be al dente so don't leave it too long or you'll ruin it.
Is it safe to eat pizza that has been left out but in the box for 14 hours?
>>29233429
I am just having it with cheese.
>>29233440
No, you will get food poisoning.
I'm going to spoil my ballot.
>>29233467
Fuck sake. Really want this pizza but I forgot to put itin the fridge last night.
>>29233473
Can you vote undecided?
>>29233493
Just nuke it in the microwave on high for like 5 minutes with a cup of water to help stop it from drying out. That will kill almost all the nasty shit that might be on there.
>>29233473
Are you going to spoil it with semen?
>>29233410
Boil the water before, don't add salt double the time if you wait optimum taste
>>29233493
Oven gas mark 4 for 5-10 mins.
>>29233524
If I double the time that is like an hour and 15 then that is too long to wait.
Might just put it in the micowave.
>>29228600
my fucking sides omg
oregeano
>>29232360
wrong trip, how sad do you have to be to pretend to be a tripfag?
>>29233561
You could do that, put it in the microwave with water for 20 minutes but add lots of vinegar to the water it will speed up the cooking process
lads what do we think of this?
Its alright right?
>>29233646
Pretty nice, I wouldn't pay 35 bones for it mind.
>>29233646
Chav fashion desu
>>29233646
Shit poverty mans clothing
>>29233646
Do you have that body shape?
>>29233646
It looks like it's for niggers.
>>29233662
Ive payed a lot more for a lot less
>>29233663
>>29233696
It really isnt, they all where branded stuff like adidas and ellese
>>29233703
Yeah pretty much
>>29233717
Its not nike
Cantona on the kronenbourg lads, thinking about going to France to join the riots, got fuck all to loose and I love a good scrap
>>29233745
Adidas and ellese are poor man's clothing
>>29233777
>be 17
reported for underage
>>29233777
>be 17
Why not just knock it up to 18 so you dont start arguments?
>>29233797
Bet you couldn't afford them g
>>29232047
How could you have messed up so badly? What A-Levels did you take?
Worked Friday-Thursday this week.
This is basically my Wednesday
>>29233827
Nah prob not
>>29233903
>Stone island
oh god, how was hull city away?
Put your dads money away man
>>29233032
I want to know more about this.
>>29233964
its bullshit, thats all there is to it.
>>29233903
Paying 300 quid for a small logo on your jeans, nice
>>29233932
Boring generic post from a boring jealous man
IGNORED
>>29233989
you can't respond to something and pretend you ignored it after the fact
>>29233903
Thats Not Gonna Help You Get Girls, FA.
>>29233903
>few hundred quid
>thinks he's some big man
Embarrassing.
Either someones samefagging or you all hate stone island
>>29233985
>300
>>29234011
Just did
>>29234012
I have no issues getting girls mate it's commitment where my problems lie
>>29234044
Over a grand there bruv and that's just what's in my wallet
>>29234089
Prob samefag either way it gave me a chuckle
Beer-o-clock lads
>>29234170
I started at 3pm, catch up, catch up. Though it is mflb time for me. Gotta start early to ensure I sleep at 11 tonight.
Starting to reach the end of my rope lads
I'm a uni student and my three other flatmates are a gook, a cypriot and a meathead bulgarian. The gook slams his fucking heels into the ground when he walks so I just hear thudding when he goes to the kitchen or bathroom, he also SLAMS his door which is right next to mine really fucking loud. In the morning he whistles but not in the way that British builders do, it is literally just tuneless whistling, and he blasts the worst sort of normie music out in the shower
The cypriot is half decent, probably the chillest flatmate I've had but the bulgarian really pisses me off. He will cook at all hours of the day/night, even like 5am, when he cooks he repeatedly bangs something against the counter loudly and aggressively. When I first moved in I was looking forward to cooking but there's just stuff dumped all over the kitchen and the fridge/freezer are full so I have to put my stuff by my windowsill. There's very little room to do anything in the kitchen
The thing that pushed me over the edge recently was that it was my turn to clean the flat. I have been sick with IBS and eczema so I compromised by taking the bin out, within days the bin was overflowing and bulgarian had dumped a fucking box by the bin and just thrown a bunch of food waste/packaging into it into a massive pile that was overflowing.
He then sent me a facebook message telling me about "acting like a fucking adult". I did clean the kitchen and take out literally all the fucking pile of shit that everybody had dumped in/by the bin but the gook had left some stuff by the sink that had attracted maggots that I had to get rid of
On top of that, someone nicked my bike from round the back of my halls on the 6th, the day of my last exam. I got there on time but it could have impacted my final grade heavily if I missed it desu
>>29234305
>that picture
sheer, concentrated degeneracy
>>29234305
>I have been sick with IBS and eczema
sound like a pussy, those are like white middle class faggot problems
your flatmates sound like faggots too though to be fair.
>>29234305
cont.
Why are people so fucking shitty. I am so done, I've spent my whole life being picked on and taken advantage of by weak people who are strong because they know how to manipulate others in a biased and unfair society. Despite that I've always tried to be kind to people and help them.
I had a job at an off licence for 5 months and 2 months in they hired a paki as a supervisor who turned out to be a psychopath but onyl showed it when he was around me and a female colleague. He kicked a door open and would do things like make judgements about my personal life and throw boxes down in front of me and scream at me and try to convince me that I was the one that had a problem
I am an autist, that implies I have a disability but what it means is that I am super fucking strong and have to take everyone elses' shit because they see me as an emotional dumping ground. I got fired from that job by the way for helping out a colleague while it was busy.
I'd be so fucked if I was a poorfag. That bike could have cost me my livelihood if I was a deliveroo cyclist, having to deal with that nutjob supervisor could have driven me insane from tension
How do you stop biting your fingers/inside of your mouth?
>>29234385
Stop dropping mandy
>>29234375
>I'd be so fucked if I was a poorfag
if u were a poorfag u would have had a 15pound used bike and a bike lock.
instead of leaving a 150 quid bike that someone could walk off with
>>29234323
Sounds about right. I had to take a picture because I don't trust people to believe me when I tell them about the extent of the mess
>>29234354
Considering how I don't drink or smoke and try to keep in good health, they are still problems and they still affect me. It's easy to call people a pussy over the internet isn't it cunt
I am from quite a middle class background though desu
Cash Motto its a brand new era
>>29233032
Yes mate! You should have fucking killed him. Stamped on his head!
>>29234445
>I am from quite a middle class background though desu
I can tell because you have womens problems and consider eczema a valid reason not to clean a kitchen, you pussy.
>It's easy to call people a pussy over the internet isn't it cunt
it's easy when a man is put out of cleaning a kitchen because of eczema
seriously laffin at calling out your social class correctly from your whining, does your name begin with O?
>>29234485
>does your name begin with O?
my name is orangutang
>>29234449
I actually wanna buy some cm but its overpriced af
>>29234485
Not him but my name begins with O and I am hurt by your comments
>>29234524
moar like 'Ohwoeisme'
>>29234485
Almost any reason would do to not clean up that much mess, when isn't your own, as you can see it's not a case of wiping down the fucking countertop or taking out a bin bag
>>29234305
Should have left the cardboard box in front of his bedroom door and sent him an FB message saying you emptied the BIN
>>29234581
I like it. DEVILISH.
But do you think a middleclass faggot who whines about eczema has the balls to stand up for himself?
Probably just hid in the bathroom at Uni and listened to his 90 song custom feels playlist.
Orlando latest: - 50 killed, 53 injured - 30 hostages rescued - "Act of terrorism" - Suspect is Omar Mateen, 29
>>29234637
Middleclass faggot with women's problems here
To be fair most chads at uni are middleclass. The reason I don't stand up for myself is because I am an autist. I may or may not have spent the past week in my room feeling sorry for myself
Btw when I say eczema I don't mean it was on my hands, it was literally covering like 70% of my body to the point where I couldn't even wear clothes
>>29234703
Not sure how he had the strength, surely he should have been fasting for Ramadan
>>29234703
>"Act of terrorism"
literally no different from when some autist does it though
robots are offended by normies, muslims are offended by gays, robots shoot normies, muslims shoot gays
Is the northern Ireland team Protestant or Catholic?
This is your future Poleaboo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL0Z5e4qV4
>>29234718
I have a skin disorder that makes sitting, standing and moving my limbs to where the skin cracks open and bleeds, it's also up my ass, up my back, etc. I have to bandage up like the burned man in summer. You're just a puss. Also have it on my scalp so its very unsightly.
I also have diagnosed sperg, and I can still stand up for myself, so I'm the ideal person to take the piss out of you.
>>29234718
>The reason I don't stand up for myself is because I am an autist. I may or may not have spent the past week in my room feeling sorry for myself
lol, victim of the middle class
>>29234733
Protestants play for Northern Ireland and Catholics play for the Republic of Ireland
>>29234740
Your face when CWC can:
- Legally drive a vehicle.
- Owns a road legal vehicle.
- Has finished college.
- Has a college degree.
- Has finished highschool.
- Will be remembered for centuries.
- Attempting transition.
- Makes about 1.2k a month in NEETbux
- Runs his own business making crafts.
- Talks to women.
- Is not a virgin.
How do you square up, britfeel?
>>29234755
That sounds hellish mate I'm sorry. I can see why you were taking the piss glad it was you and not some cunt with healthy skin
>>29234812I still have a sperg gf who likes creaming and bandaging me
it's not all bad m8, just tryin to tuffen you up a bit
getting smacked for trying to defend yourself aint bad, don't let people push you around
>>29234733
>>29234785
Yeah I was wondering this.
Why do they wear green though? their flag is red and white isn't it?
>>29234485
To be fair mate I used to have eczema all over my hands, arms, legs and neck and back and it was pretty awful. Would wake up with freshly bloodsoaked bed sheets everyday for about a year.
>>29234800
He has a degree? When? I thought he just sat in his house after secondary school and that is why he reminisces about it so much.
>>29234785
So the Catholics are allowed to play for RoI even if they're not from there?
>>29234900
College degree, he did officially graduate college with a degree in his shitty tech design course apparantly.
Nah, he actually went to college. That's where that mary lee walsh shit went down.
>>29234800
>- Will be remembered for centuries.
Nah am
You know what, doing drugs is pretty fucking cool.
Who /War Thunder/ lads?
I have currently:
4 Spitfires, a Typhoon and Hurricane at my disposal.
I'm also leveling Kraut planes as there is a large advantage for the Bf-109s at higher altitude.
>>29234800
I can drive/have a car
I went through the schooling system up to college here in the UK
I resell stuff on ebay though it's not really a business
I talk to women regularly
So basically I have a lot of what he has without being a fucked up genderbending NEET with an internet legacy
Who /disillusionedwithlife/ here?
>>29234740
>Poleaboo is CWC
>weird religious family and beliefs
>a sexual degenerate
>dad does not approve of lifestyle
>unemployable
>orone to stalking females
>video game addict
>wants gf but no gf
>latches onto any positive female attention so tight that they are inevitably driven away
>often in trouble with the police due to erratic behaviour
>literally becoming a girl in an attempt to finally gain some female companionship/sex
The parallels are uncanny.
>>29234911
Yes, they are allowed to choose which one they wish to represent.
>>29235045
>You know what, doing drugs is pretty fucking cool.
Which?
>>29235175
I've started doing poppers.
>>29234740
the second half of that video is mind blowing
>>29235175
Right now, benzos and dudeweedlmao.
I'm feeling quite comfortable, so I think drugs are cool.
lads its fuckin HAPPPENINGG
>Leave camp take 19-POINT lead
>Leave camp take 19-POINT lead
>Leave camp take 19-POINT lead
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/679104/End-EU-rule-FINALLY-Leave-camp-take-19-POINT-lead-Britons-flock-Brexit
>>29235204
Get some heroin or oxy and then talk about comfy laddy
>>29235271
We're all voting yes
We're all voting yes
Fuck off Europe
We're all voting yes
>>29235272
ahh, the whole opiate addiction isn't really my cup of tea. I'm probably missing on the 9th layer of comfy, but I got a job to hold down
>>29235271
>tfw voting leave
>tfw scared
>tfw excited
Rule Britannia lads.
>>29235271
>The Opinium Poll, commissioned by the Brexit-backing Bruges Group think tank
>biased thinktank taking the poll
shocking result
>>29235271
>>29235296
still don't believe they let us leave
>>29235271
It's going to happen. We're leaving the EU.
Now with Islamic attacks even in the US there is no hope for remaing.
>>29235368
>tfw we leave the EU
>tfw the economy collapses
>tfw the workers unite and overthrow the ruling class
>tfw the royal family are butchered in their palace
>tfw workers paradise established in britain
Can't fucking wait lads
>>29235390
there's no bloody chance.
the votes will come in 51% for leave.
......then the postal votes miraculously tip the balance
>>29234354
what social class are you from?
>>29235049
rEALLY lads well FUCK you as well then you sloppy cunts
>>29235457
The working class like the royals.
>>29235513
War Thunder is shit.
>>29235271
anyone who votes yes should have their bennies cut and made to work desu
>>29235545
YOU'RE shit lad
That's why your here, scratching your smelly bellend hoping jobcentre won't cut you off and that mummy comes back with the Jaffa cakes after fucking the chippy man you fucking PAKI spunkdump
I'LL FUCKING SMASH A ROCK IN YOUR FUCKING EYES
>>29235513
Rocket League is all I play any more, champ. Not got time for anything else, yanno
>>29235585
I have a job, though. Not some smelly NEET.
>>29235543
Only because bourgeois media tells them to - when things go to shit they will be far more open to progressive ideas and class consciousness
>>29235623
Lies from a slanderous pervert lacking any sense of moral aptitude.
I loathe your existence and challenge you to a duel.
NEW THREAD WHEN?
133
Why do people have 4 hour baths when they know other people are gonna need the bathroom, cunts.
>>29235729
Leave your mum alone, having you still living at home in your 20s is stressful
why are there so many pakis in these threads?
>>29235790
be more tolerant of muslims
>>29235790
There's only the one, Poleaboo. He's like our little fucked up mascot that everyone loves to hate
Very comfy storm right now where I am, lads.
>>29235927
>unironically having pet Mudkips
>>29235943
file
name
look at it
>>29235927
Is this really your bedroom? It looks comfy as fuck.
Where are you from?
>>29235927
>Dark outside
Brits only, fuck off, scummy euro twat
>>29235943
>>29235998
>>29236005
I just posted a picture from my comfy folder.
>>29235990
>1464593330495.gif is significant in any way
>>29236016
Go comfort your mum for giving birth to such a fuck up
Silly fucking prick
>>29236023
>being so absolutely stupid you can't figure it out
>>29236023
you're a dumb fuck, I hope you realise just how much of a daft shite you are
Do you Brexit idiots think some Brussels bureaucrat is holding you back, and without the EU you'd be a success?
You're losers. You'll always be losers. It isn't Europe stopping you from getting a job, or stopping you from getting a better one. It's you.
You think no girl has ever touched your cock because of the EU?
You're a loser today and you'll be a loser if we exit the EU.
You want to leave the EU? Kill yourself. Then you can be sure you'll be out no matter what the referendum result is, and it's probably your only chance of improving your sorry lot.
>>29235927
Fuck that storm bollocks
I'm out at Wilkos and it fucking pisses on me, like fucking floodgates of God's enema come out at that exact time, soaked completely in 5 seconds
>>29236111
>p-p-please d-don't vote l-l-leave
Wow incucks getting scared.
>>29236111
Rather be a loser than a cucky loser.
>>29236125
I don't live in the UK anymore so it doesn't matter much to me if you vote leave. I am chilling in a country with better weather and a much better quality of life.
I'm just laughing at you losers.
>>29236135
Even cuckolds are above you mate. At least it implies that they had a girl at one point.
>>29236111
>the polls are turning towards brexit
>government shills start to get aggressive
kek, keep trying lad
>>29236111
>Not voting for democracy on principle
>Living on your knees
>Bending forward and letting the slavs steal all your money
>>29236163
let me get my chips so that none of this salt goes to waste
Fuck off /pol/ I want to talk about my bank roll and designer clothing
(I'm better than all of you)
>>29236224
I have plenty of money mate.
I'm not such a loser that I need to compete for Slavs for jobs. How shit are you that you are in the same league as immigrants from the third world who have no connections and don't even speak the language?
Pretty embarrassing, don't you think?
>>29236243
ur gay lol
Weather too hot? Try this neat little trick to feel cool all over. Just hold an icecube to the base of your skull and you will soon find your entire body at a refreshing temperature.
>>29236261
>implying I was on about MUH JOBS
>implying I'm unemployed
>implying I'm untrained
Should I book a ticket to France, I want to join the riots, evens yes, odds no, if yes will post pics when I'm there
>>29236356
Give those bloody Frogs hell lad. And cave in some vodka swilling ruski for me.
>>29236315
Teeheee
>>29236356
Decision made, I'll let you know when I'm there
>>29236345
Slavs stealing all your money?
Hahaha. You don't earn fuck all mate, you pay a tiny amount of tax anyway. It's not your money.
>>29236374
I'm more than fucking ready bruv, I was going to go anyway but the robot has cemented my decision, gonna book flights now, will post screencaps
>>29236416
When you get there, go to a supermarket. Be shocked at how much cheaper and better quality the food is, and ask yourself why British people are prepared to tolerate forking out a fortune for sub-standard food.
>>29236416
Promise you will deliver?
Thinking of becoming a pagan like in the film Wickman.
Should I become one lads?
>>29236518
like those women in their mid 30s that listen to black metal?
>>29236457
Fuck food, just give me cantonas water
>>29236465
It's a promise, I'll strap a gopro to my head whilst I'm stamping on some French/welsh/Russian cunts head next Thursday
Just ate a big bar of Galaxy and seven mini bags of mini cheddars.
lol at this advert lads
>>29236606
you fat cunt lad
>>29235744
im 19 cunt mugged
>>29236606
I ate 2 whole bags of those Ritz Crisps & Thin things. They're fucking delicious and I regret nothing.
Flights are like 300 bong, cheaper to drive for me
Will keep you updated
>>29235927
I want some of them
Put some wedges in the oven. Not even hungry but I could do with something warm.
>>29236606
>Just ate a big bar of Galaxy
Literally womens' chocolate
Voting leave would not be in your own best interests if you visit r9k desu
>>29236766
Galaxy is better than Dairy Milk mate. Galaxy Caramel is GOAT tier.
>>29235790
Because they make up most of London
>>29236800
Yes it would Dave. Give it up already.
>>29236806
You fucking queer.
>>29236800
How much do you get paid for this?
I'm honestly interested. shitposting for a living might be cool
>>29236806
Galaxy tastes like shit.
>>29237073
I've reported you to the cyber police for hate speech.
>>29233775
I got them too but when I got home I realised they were smaller than the empty ones I had on my desk.
They were 440ml but as expensive as the 500ml ones!
>>29236800
B-but muh unaccountable EU bueraucrats
A drawing pin is not a pin you can draw pictures with
>tfw Britain is actually voting to be free
I'm genuinely proud of this country for the first time lads.
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/06/the-british-people-have-risen-at-last-and-were-about-to-unleash-chaos.html
>>29237372
almost free of european tyranny...
>>29237372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb76AobIgcU
>>29237485
>.05 euros have been deposited in your account
Anyone fancy a cytube where we just listen to music? Like a britfeel mixtape?
I'm bored,
Kik: Derf_nworb
>>29237936
what will we talk about?
>>29236806
Galaxy is for poofs. Go back to your Bridget Jones' Diary films poof
>>29237976
Hair makeup shoes and boyz you know the usual
Think I'm Gonna Get A Cat.
How Hard Are They To Train To Shit In The Box?
Anybody here ever ring Babestation? What was it like?
>>29238092
okay adding you now
>>29238151
I reckon it's cringey as shit unless you are a normie who can talk dirty
>>29238151
Ask your dad
Oh wait I thought you asked what's it like to ring Flaunt
>lonely
>think of going on omegle
>the thought of people seeing my face causes me severe anxiety
>heart starts pumping, palms are sweaty
>bottle it
how am i supposed to make friends lads?
>>29238421
justbe yourself. originalhgjkhg
>>29238421
You won't make friends on omegle lad. I've been on once with the r9k tag and while I had some decent conversations with people I was still very nervous about people seeing my face, ended up going a bit red. Plus a lot of people will skip you on sight, presumably because they're looking for roasties.
You could go and blackbox, just type and then maybe if you feel comfortable talking to the person turn your camera on. I guess you get used to it after a while
>>29238541
What the hell is Blackbox
>>29238782
no camera
>>29237179
I kno, cheeky French bastards
>>29238151
>>29238185
>>29238296
Just rang one of the Indian sisters and had a nice wank. Would do again.
>>29230339
still beauts. An English peasant body is better than most other varieties of slightly fat in the world
>>29230401
Sounds like a dangerous girl, anon, but you wanna kick the acid habit and she has to get away from those boys and drugs. Someone has to break the cycle of her simulating her relationship with her father, and if you want her, then go for it. Be prepared for a lot of pain in the end, but you may both be better off than when you started.
Tell her you want her all to yourself or something like that. Next time you're on the foot massage look her in the eye and go up the leg, lol. "I've always thought you were beautiful, I've had my own problems and I wasn't ready..."
Good luck champ, seems you've had hard experiences with this poor suffering and probably untrustworthy girl. If you've got good intentions just forget your old friends, get a hobby, (get a job?) and protect this girl.
If you fail, don't blame yourself, though.
>>29230764
Dangerous fuckin territory. The way to convince her that you're not just friends for banging is to suggest you go out somewhere fun, do the date, and see where that goes. Don't let her mope! If she's all you've got, for now, give it your best shot. It sounds like you haven't rushed into the sex. Bring up the time she tried to kill herself and say, in your words, how that made you feel, and try not to cry.
You did save her life, after all.
>>29238115
Get an older cat
Mine uses her liitter box in the winter but now tthat it's warmed up she does her business outside
>>29239423
Priya or something her name is?
Heard one of her recorded calls and had a good laugh at the bloke on the other end
>>29226255
don't know if the weathers like this where everybody else is, but it didn't seem right to be heatwave edition anymore. so just made a quick alternate.
not doing owt else so don't ask.
>>29239980
the uk is so small that there is only ever one type of weather
E3 Comfort, anyone?
Would the average reader laugh at the headline or are we more progressive than I seem to think?
Because I burst out laughing at this title and I think my parents would too.
>>29239980
Hot and raining, worst of both worlds
Humidity is the enemy of fatties such as myself
>>29227687
Mouse Waifu posted
>>29235271
They had two leave questions and one remain questions then they added the score of both leave answers. Then they printed it as some big win for leave.
Leave supporters confirmed for thick shits who believe the Daily Diana
>>29226255
Can I get a doctor's sick note for stress, then use that to cover my notice period if I quit?
looking up used fetish gear on ebay, that's always interesting.
tho most is worn by trannies.
>>29240209
What channel you on? And what's your username?
I will watch it with you
Made out with my 14 year old gf pretty hard today anons. I'm 26 so probably living every weaboos fantasy. Had her on top of me really leaning into me kissing me hard like she can't get enough, while I'm caressing her butt and cute boobs (outside clothing anyway so still legal). Feelsgoodman.
>>29240322
Are you sure it's legal even if it's outside clothing?
>>29238151
>paying to talk to a woman
I just watch them. Free strip show in your living room. Babestation is meh, Playboy TV Chat, Storm and Studio 66 are better
>>29240344
Yeah otherwise it would just straight up be illegal to date anyone below the age of consent (16).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2HstgvzZ4
>>29239980
Sums the weather up in leeds fairly well yet it's so fucking humid
>>29240390
I rate mgk
>>29240316
Stopped watching it now =(
ahahahahaha owen "cuckold" jones storms off the set
https://twitter.com/simoncobbs1/status/742112327735115777
>>29240436
Holy shit what a poofter
>>29240209
Put some socks on please.
>>29240436
haha brilliant what a cunt
>>29239660
This is horrible advice. She will never fuck him ever. The thought of it makes her dry up like the Sahara desert. He's better cutting contact and trying his luck with literally any other girl as this one wrote him off as BF material years ago
>>29240436
>proud zionist and jew
Jesus I don't even know who's worse.
What triggered baby owen? There's no context in the video
Does anyone else get paranoid that their course-mates/colleagues/housemates/family or whatever are talking about you behind your back and try to find various social media accounts of theirs to prove it?
Just looked at the time and realised i've spent about an hour trying (and failing) to track down someones reddit account, goddamn
>>29240621
Yeah, im after some context too
>>29240390
>that acting
literally porn-tier
>>29240621
>>29240647
Something about the orlando shooting judging by the background, but dunno what exactly
>>29240671
someone probably said muds don't like gays and it triggered him.
>>29240436
Why did he storm off of the set?
FULL VIDEO LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgd9q8ugs4
>>29240810
I'm sorry for Owen Jones. I would also feel guilty if I'd spent my life covering for the ideology that just killed 50 LGBT people.
>>29240810
So I'm reading this guys wikipedia, it says:
>"Jones is gay"
>" Jones has written several articles defending Muslims"
>"He is critic of the government's Prevent strategy to combat Islamic extremism"
I don't understand this man.
Might go see Black Sabbath on their final tour lads. Will be expensive as fuck, and full of old normans, but I think I'd regret never seeing them when I'm older.
Tickets might sell out immediately though so maybe the decision will be made for me.
Want to kill myself desu lads
Idk whether to go for pills,hanging,exhaust or finding a bridge. Could always just walk into the sea since I'm on the coast.
>>29240920
Yeah, he's a bit of an idiot - but he's justified in the video desu - the sky news presenters are the ones repeatedly saying "it's not a homophobic attack"
>>29240623
>tfw go on my old reddit account today to go on the inbox to find an old message my ex-mate sent me so I can go on his profile
>his latest post is a Askreddit thread of him asking for "first timers sex advice"
>>29240810
jesus christ, how can one man have such a punchable face and voice
Feeling particularly low tonight lads. Is there any way to beat depression or does it just go on like this forever?
>>29240810
>"May have? He did!"
The Sky presenters are the ones being assholes
>>29241055
Kek, good find
I'm annoyed, I found their reddit but it only had like 10 posts/comments (whatever comes up when you go on their profile, idk) and no 'next page' thing, so im now convinced they have a second account or something since im sure they are on reddit all the time
>>29241155
Sorry to hear that lad. Can you identify what it is that's making you feel like that and change it? Or, and i know everyone here memes about it being shit or mind control or something, but have you tried antidepressants?
imagine being 5'5
LMFAO
>>29240810
So I see what's going on here. Owen Jones is trying to say they should combat homophobia, but the presenters are trying to claim that there's no homophobia problem, it was just a random looney and the entire problem is guns. Jones, SJW as he is is actually standing up for you in this one. I know my own media, everytime there's a shooting the British press just bangs on about guns totally ignoring the main reason for the shooting be it mental illness, virginity or in this case Islamic homophobia. It's always because of the "evil 2nd amendment"
Tried to cheer myself up by going to a concert tonight but it was no use
Still feel like a worthless piece of shit it didn't help that I ran into someone I used to frequent with
>>29241189
>kek good find
Fucking felt like killing myself mate, he's off fucking a bird and im on r9k
>>29241260
>ng to say they should combat homophobia, but the presenters are trying to claim that there's no homophobia problem, it was just a random looney and the entire problem is guns. Jones, SJW as he is is actually standing up for you in this one. I know my own media, everytime there's a shooting the British pres
Yeah that anchor was either a retard or had some bizarre agenda. I sympathise with Owen
>>29241260
Yeah, that's the thing - they are just saying "it was a madman with a gun" - which is massively simplistic and solves nothing.
>>29241055
>go on my town's subreddit
>find a guy from my school - he has his nickname as his username
>look at his history
>regular nofap poster with detailed descriptions of his wanking habits
>mfw
>>29240810
>this is an attack on western values and freedoms
>NO ITS ABOUT THE GAYS
>Yes but the freedom of sexuality is a western value
>NO HE ATTACKED GAYS I'M GAY I KNOW
>Yes he was homophobic but this attack is similar to -
>NOOOOOOOOOOO
what a cunt. They were agreeing with him yet he got angry and thought they werr ignoring him because they tried to say the attacker was homophobic because of his religion
Then he storms out when they read a quote from another 'lgbt voice'
I hope he gets chucked off a building
>>29241424
Towns have subreddits?
>>29240989
They didn't say that. They asked if his motivation was religious.
Oddly enough his religion is homophobic so if it was religious then it was homophobic by default
>>29241221
I'm not sure I can change it. There seems to be no hope of ever being happy. I can't see how I am ever going to get a job that doesn't make me want to kill myself or have a gf/wife who loves me. It seems that everything I was told growing up was a lie. All these dreams will just remain dreams. I can't continue like this for 40 years. In the past I felt like I was sacrificing for a better future that was just around the corner. Now I don't believe there's anything round the corner.
I have never tried antidepressants because I don't want to become a zombie. It might be a meme but it's a real fear for me.
>>29241483
But it was about the gays. When Pudding bowl head shot up that black church while wearing a Rhodesian flag everyone said it was a racist shooting so why is this not homophobic? Because the British media will never admit that Islam is homophobic. Whites are racist, sure, but Islam, homophobic? Never!
>>29241545
I got the impression they were trying to say it was a religious attack or were they trying the 'he's just a lone nutter he doesn't represent muds' argument?
>>29236111
Really makes you think. I'm an #EUMissile now.
Poleaboo is still awake and has renewed interest in transitioning
There's a bit of a problem though
His brother is back from uni and they share a room
Will be lucky to dressup even once a week now
>>29241527
I know how you feel. I used to be like that all the time, and i still sometimes get days but it is much rarer.
Seriously, don't listen to the memeing it isnt as bad as they say. Its quite rare for people to have that zombie effect, and there are loads of different types of antidepressants out there so if you dont like the side effects you can try another. I was worried about it but figured i didnt really have anything to lose. Tried one type that made me really tired but the next one i tried was fine (i dont wanna mention brand names or types because the effects will be different for everyone)
>>29241513
>>29241586
>>29241545
Tip harder, you tedious cunts
who /uncultured northerner/ here?
>>29241636
Not an argument i'm afraid
>>29241691
imagine how arseblasted by fedoaposting the guy who made that image must have been
>>29241691
It's not supposed to be an argument you mong it's an insult
t. not poleaboo but appreciate his fedora-posting
>>29241714
Imagine how arseblasted the guy is to post the same fedora picture over, and over, and over
where do find a bf? seriously, this is getting silly now.
>>29241636
Fuck off poleaboo. Your religion is a cancer that needs to be purged. The fact that you fedora post in response to valid criticism of the turd that is Islam tells us all that even you can't defend the actions of people that follow that goat fucker Muhammad
And while you're busy fucking off why don't you come up with some new gimmicks you boring fat bustard.
>>29241735
Then what the fuck was the point of it ?
Also you do realise fedora posting screams reddit
>>29241675
I've been up north a few times just to have a look at how the plebs live. Here's my view on the cities that I've seen:
>Leeds
Full of pakis
>York
Really boring place
>Manchester
Nice city, much quieter and calmer than London yet with lots of amenities.
And yeah that's it.
>>29241765
to insult weird alt rightists with racist opinions?
these people are objectively scum, nice to see them get btfo every once in a while
>>29241760
>Fuck off poleaboo. Your religion is a cancer that needs to be purged. The fact that you fedora post in response to valid criticism of the turd that is Islam tells us all that even you can't defend the actions of people that follow that goat fucker Muhammad
>>29241834
Islam isn't a race and you shouldn't qualify those with concerns about Islam as ''Alt-right''
Believe it or not you can have concerns about Islam without being a nazi.
>>29241783
>York
>Really boring place
Get the fuck out
>>29241834
>btfo
>posting a picture of a fatty in a hat
>>29241851
Stellar defence of the religion of peace there mate
>>29241893
>Stellar defence of the religion of peace there mate
>>29241878
All I saw was a city about the size of Kingston-Upon-Thames surrounded by a wall. In other words it was no more interesting than a garden-variety London suburb.
>>29241620
just tell him lad ffs, maybe he'll help you feel more like a girl
>>29241909
Not enough mad raves for you and the lads to have bants at?
>>29241983
It's just boring Little-England.
Just tried to make on of those prison shanks where you burn a toothbrush and push a razor blade into the melted plastic, didnt work and the burning plastic made me feel dizzy and sick
>>29242027
>using Little-England like it's a negative
Guess there's not enough mosques and kebab houses for you
>>29242027
What makes it boring and other places not boring?
>>29241309
Alone? How do you do that mate?
the dizziness hasnt gone yet and i dont know what to do with the toothbrush
>>29242075
Look places like York is the size equivalent of a suburb of London. If I were stuck in one suburb the whole day I'd be bored out of my mind. There's a street or two with shops, maybe a historic building and that's it rest is semi-detached houses. Here in London there's just so much more. It's too small for me in a nutshell.
>>29242071
I never saw any mosques or kebab houses in Manchester and I liked it there.
>>29242229
Why would there being more streets full of immigrants and smog be a good thing?
>>29242229
Agreed mate but talking like that TRIGGERS the small towners
>>29242335
t. nigger londoncuck
>>29242320
It's not good to seclude yourself in an irrelevant small town just to hide from immigrants. You're missing out on life and you're letting the immigrants win by running away from your own land.
>>29242468
What am I missing out on.
How is having a few more streets that I'm probably never going to walk down make a difference?
>>29242495
Missing out on the ethnic diversity of course.
>>29242439
as you can see here, what's the matter mate? was Nando, spoons and subway closed for refurbishment so you had nothing to do all weekend?
having a cheeky bowl of cereal before bed.
>>29242170
Not him but I go to shows all the time alone. I don't see what's wrong with it, though I sometimes get a bit jealous seeing all the couples and groups of friends there. I just get drunk and enjoy the music
>>29242495
There's like 10 high streets within five miles of me. You have one within probably 20 miles. If you're brain-dead enough to enjoy walking past the same 8 shops for your whole life then more power to you but us patrician southerners need more variety
>>29242544
lmao bet there's only one nandos in York
>>29242544
t. definitely a nigger seeing as I mentioned Nandos, spoons and subway as my prime, regular establishments like the cultureless pleb that I am
>>29242568
I don't understand.
I don't gain pleasure from walking past any shops.
How can anyone be so braindead that a different nandos and h&m entertains them?
>>29242568
I love how you think a place is not boring if you can walk past some more shops. So interesting
>>29242610
Enjoy your village life pleb.
>>29242568
>patrician southerners
>>29241635
How did you stop feeing like that? The meds?
>>29242657
Enjoy dying in the 2020 race riots, hopefully you won't have to watch too many of your favourite shop looted
>>29242607
I was implying that was all there was to do in your backend life support town... not as if they were actually good things to do.
Makes sense why you never made it to the city, being a dumb cunt.
Few questions lads, thinking of buying my first figurine
How do you justify spending 30+ on what is essentially an ornament?
How much do figurines cost on average?
What website do you lads use to buy figurines?
>>29242771
Megahouse my man
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/list/409/0/1
>>29242715
>Riots happened
>Government sucked more money from the northern budget to redevelop London
It was great man, we got new shopping centres and you paid for it.
>>29242658
Living in the better half of your country isn't patrician.
Let me ask you if you were forced to move to Africa wouldn't it be clever to choose Egypt over Zimbabwe? London has all the shops, all the jobs, all the contacts, all the transport links yet you chose to live in a town with one Argos. Of course you're a pleb and I a patrician.
>>29242732
Nice damage control because you were found out to unironically eat at fucking subway and nandos
Probably top tier "restaurants" for you
>>29242848
>London
Unlucky lad Enjoy your sharia zones you already have a muslim mayor lel
>>29242878
christ you're retarded. I live in Zone 2 of London ffs why would I ever go to subway or nandos
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