instead of getting a slutty stacy gf, why not find a lovely woman age 30-45 to be your mommy?
mommy can take you out on trips and teach you lots of useful things (including how to please a lady in bed)
mommy wont judge and wants to be loved as much as you do, she loves long cuddles and chats
so why aren't you looking for a mommy robots?
>>28616056
>tfw no mommy gf
literally the ONLY downside is people might look down on you for dating an older woman
>>28616263
you tell everybody she's your mother
makes things hotter too
Most women don't age this well, man.
>be 21
>have 43 year old mummy gf
Best thing ever except my family fucking hates her. She takes me to all the cute places she went as a child and let's me suck her nips when I'm feeling down
11/10
>>28616056
A mommy gf would be a great starter gf.
She's wiser and more mature, plus pre menopausal women are super horny.
You could leave the relationship when she gets too old and you'll be armed with the knowledge and experience to get any women, not to mention confidence
>>28616388
do you call her mommy like a good boy should?
how did you meet?
>>28616263
But we're not looking for a gf, we're looking for a new mummy to look after us.
so where are some good places to look for a mommy?
i have a few ads on craigslist but that's about it
got a few responses but they both went quiet after few messages
>>28616056
>instead of getting a slutty stacy gf, why not find a lovely woman age 30-45 to be your mommy?
Because they wouldn't want someone like me any more than a "slutty stacy" or any other woman (or man for that matter) would.
>>28616056
>a lovely woman age 30-45
She'd already be busy being a mommy to her own children. Or she'd be too focused on her career to have any time for me. Those are basically the only women in this age range.
Also, I am horrible at getting out and meeting people.
>>28616630
>>28616636
not true, lots of older women like the experience of being with a younger guy. they like the idea of teaching somebody less experienced
>Miss Emily Wilkinson is a friend of Mr. Carey, a governess who lives in Berlin. She finds a school for Philip in Heidelberg. When she meets Philip on vacation at Blackstable, he has his first affair with her, though she is older (35-40). She is flirtatious, a modern woman who has picked up ideas and habits from living in Paris. She excites Philip and he thinks she will be a good first amour, though he is thinking more about sex than relationship. He is repulsed by her possessiveness and glad when the summer is over.
Avoid old broads with cottage cheese thighs
>>28616630
>might as well be gay
>>28616455
Met her through work. I don't call her that though. Maybe I should?
>>28616821
ask her first i think
>>28616666
WEERRIIILLLLLLL QUAD 6S GUYS THIS BITCH KNOWS WHATS GOING ON
>>28616666
>lots
>one, singular anecdote
Come on.Sweet quads tho
I need some advice looking for a mum, where else to go other than craigslist?
I'd rather get a cougar desu. I just want to fuck and leave.
>>28617113
nice mummy photo
but your priorities are wrong
>>28616056
Are you that british poster from /pol/?
>>28618341
y-yes
am feeling quite sad
Will I have to work ever?
I've been thinking about this, but I don't have some stupid incest fantasy. Purely from a finacial aspect, how is it dating one of these women?
>>28618546
i dont think any woman wants a man to leech off of them, even a working lady
but being younger, I doubt they expect you to provide for them as much, so it helps
>>28618582
I don't want to provide for them at all.
Do they not realize how old and disgusting they are? I mean, old men don't fucking expect their younger girlfriends to work so why do these whores? Fucking delusional senile fucks.
There seem to be no positives to this
arrangement.
Most women that age have kids. I am not opposed to a woman in her early 30s.
>>28618699
That's where Christmas Cakes come in. Unmarried/childless 25+, I wish I knew where to find them
>>28618689
you're not going to get anywhere like that
>>28618838
That's fine, like I said, there's nothing appealing about a relationship with women like this.
If I were to enter into a relationship, one like that would be preferable. Not a mother-son type, necessarily. Just the age-gap. I've always gotten along better with middle-aged and elderly people.
>>28618792
my nig. christmas cake is my ideal
>no mommy to teach me how to please a woman
>no mommy to cuddle with to go to sleep
>>28616056
>Raising another man's child
>Stronk independent womyn who don't need no man because she's emotionally stronk and not at all damaged and spiteful from those 6 past failed relationships
>Expected to instantly fall into a provider-role complete with mutual living situation and tangled web of joint finances
Yup, you guys are really living the life. Striving for the dream.
>>28617113
WOW SUCH STRONK WOMYN LOOK GUISE SHES SO INDEPENDENT
>>28620083
Forgot to mention, "mommy gfs" are women "of a certain age" meaning their kids would be around teenage age
>Dealing with a rebellious little shit
>Being watched like a hawk and having my privacy obliterated because some old bag can't get over a past betrayal
>Expected to either act like some rugged 40 year old Tom Selleck type or an infant
>implying women who are into babying a grown adult aren't mentally fucked and won't smother you to death with her gentle femdom
I could go on.
>>28620203
>>28620083
This. You guys should just admit that you're too pathetic to get young and fertile women so you think these prunes will be easier to get. The ones that are fuckable/attainable are banging guys that are more attractive than you losers anyways.
>>28616263
>>28616388
>>28620203
"Mommy gf" here originally meant a gf that liked to roleplay as a mommy for her bf. Nothing to do with age or having children.
>>28620447
Terms rarely preserve their original intended meanings.
>>28620191
>mocking mummy
31 year old here
i hooked up with a 41 year old divorced chick. who had had a kid. that's past mommy status..
it was actually okay. she didnt get that wet though. but she was horny as fuck. she was a lot of fun to talk to as well. most younger women dont have much to say. she was interesting and related well.
>>28620302
>You guys should just admit that you're too pathetic to get young and fertile women
Anon, check your adress bar.
I think you opened the wrong board.
Everyone here pretty much admited that at one point or another.
>mfw I am 19 and a funeral director
>My job consists of dealing with older women pre-arranging their funerals or dealing with dead husbands
>Had to sit through a whole class on "Don't fuck your clients" in funeral director school because widowed women throwing themselves at funeral directors is a very common thing
Well things are going to be interesting.
>>28621341
>Yeah, I know Mrs, your husband is a stiff now.
>But he ain't the only thing that's stiff today.
Flawless, what could go wrong.
Last girlfriend was 30 when I was 22 and the one before that was 28 when I was 21
The 30 year old was insane
We agreed that age wasn't going to be an issue but it was, she tried to lecture me on stuff that I already knew about life all the time
The 28 year old was quirky and really just wanted somewhere to be in life, no real complaints
Both were great in bed
most women passed 22 have gotten fat. most women past 25 regardless of weight have lost their glow. women over 30 are barely holding on
>>28621400
So, they're robots too.
>>28621415
what kind of baseless assertion is that
>>28621426
>most women past 25 regardless of weight have lost their glow. women over 30 are barely holding on
Sounds like half the people I've met from here.
>>28621471
so whatt
>>28621494
So fuck you, that's what.
>>28621557
you feel better now that you've had your little tantrum?
>>28621569
No. Not really. I thought being angry at people would, but it didn't.
>>28621341
holy shit how much do you make and what are the requirements in education and what not.
sounds like an interesting job
>>28621619
it doesn't you need to go for a walk
>>28616056
>why not find a lovely woman age 30-45 to be your mommy?
Do you know how many women are looking for much younger men? Not that many. I wish I knew how to attract a much older woman, but I just don't.
>>28621625
Its not about the money, if you get into this industry wanting a paycheque you will hate your life in 3 years or less.
This job is seriously PTSD inducing famalam.
But seriously I make like 40k a year starting wage, work pretty much everyday.
In Canada the requirements are 1 year of college classes then a 1 year internship followed by a licencing exam. Its a tough course with a very high dropout rate.
Most people that pass the college portion fail to get an internship and get frustrated enough to drop out.
>>28621978
Get into bdsm, most actual dommes are on the older side. The male sub market is extremely over saturated but if you're actually submissive instead of demanding a woman to fulfill all your fetishes you'll have a much better chance.
>>28616263
litarally normie for caring wat people thinlk
