Picture a man who is everything you've ever dreamed of (whatever that is).
Tall and handsome with a strong jaw, or perhaps a skinny alternative fella, however you like it. He shares all your interests, he tells the perfect jokes, he's always there for you when you want him to be. It seems like he truly is heaven sent.
Only one problem: he doesn't have a penis.
No one knows about his issue. None of your friends or family members, no one on the internet or out on the street. They all see you walking around with the most impressive boyfriend they could ever imagine.
Would you take him? Or reject him?
>>28615986
does he have an asshole I could molest though
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My wonderful everything I ever dreamed of BF has impotence/erectile dysfunction issues so I guess it's similar
But at least he HAS a penis that I might be able to help him get working. Not having one.... no, I don't think I could do it. Why not have a qt3.14 gf at that point, who "gets" all of my female mental issues? I'm only not a lesbian because I love flesh and blood dick
>>28615986
My bf without a penis?
Yeah I'd still take him, wouldn't even care desu
>>28615986
That's Zac Efron right? Your ideal man is 5'7?
>>28616055
tbqh I just googled "handsome" and picked the first face I saw.
Perhaps you like this one better?
>>28615986
This would be a dream come true because my body is absolutely hideous and prevents me from being with someone.
I'm going to be 30 in a couple years and haven't even held a man's hand or been hugged by one.
Having a man who shares my interests, is sweet, enjoys similar things, is someone I can cook for, play games with and cuddle is too good to be true.
>>28615986
Hell yes I'd take him, in fact that's even better. I'm not a very sexual person anyways and if he doesn't have a dick it means he can't cuck me, it's perfect.
>>28615986
So, it would be impossible to have children? If we can have children, I wouldn't care, and everyone could know about it, I wouldn't mind.
If we can't have children, I don't know, would suck. But I'd rather adopt with my ideal man than end up as a single mom.
>>28616337
dude has TINY HANDS
probably >5'9 himself
>>28617191
I love how people don't count by months anymore, a couple years don't even matter.
I'd be you're bf desu
>>28615986
yes, as long as his chromosomes are xy
>>28617621
>yes, as long as his chromosomes are xy
why is this important if he doesnt have a dick? you will never have kids
>>28615986
Penis? What does he need a penis for? I'll take it. Jesus fucking christ give it to me now GIVE IT TO ME NOW
>>28615986
i'm not sure if my dream man would still behave normally without a penis (lack of hormones?) but hypothetically if he did i would take him yes, there are other ways to please me, there are extremely natural looking strap-ons out there.
>>28618213
Well if he's still got his balls his hormones are intact
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>>28616047
So it seems this should all be incredibly encouraging to men who are overly concerned about their penis size
>>28617191
Ok, you can have me then, a/s/l?
>>28619113
>if you're absolutely perfect in every way then a small proportion of women may find it acceptable for you to not have a penis
>hey, ugly, manlet, with a small dick, don't you feel better?
