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Since the other one got deleted, let's give this another shot.nb4 gets deleted because of Hal
I am extremely clingy and want someone to be there for me all the time. I'm not much of a talker though, so it would be good if they were.
It's okay if they bully me as well.
Bump for anons in last thread who thought they might be my ideal (looking at you, Oregon anon).
>>28630518
>live in EE
>85 percent of people live in US
im not going to bother writing stuff, its not going to happen.im a straight guy just venting feels
I want a qt trap gf to seduce me into doing lewd things with them.
bumpity bump don't stop the.. humps?
I want him to be beyond kinky and at a healthy weight. That's it.
>>28631126
>beyond kinky
While you lie down and do nothing?
>>28631233
>While you lie down and do nothing?
What do you mean?
explain who hal is pls
>tfw kinda want a cute gayboy but they're all psychos
Imitating women too well in that respect I think
>>28631249
I mean that he should do all the work
>tfuu no HAL bf
>>28631268
>tfw i prefer exclusively male company and male bonding through experience but i'm straight.
If i'd be gay everything would be so much easier but the mere fact that i dont want to have romantic relationship with males ever, makes it's strange.
>>28631349
wait you actually want that ugly, black bastard?
>>28631369
he'safrican american? since when?
>>28631386
since birth lmfaooo, dudes full on nappy headed autismo
>>28631398
are there proof pictures of this?
>>28631412
yeah senpai I got loads of pics of him
>>28631365
Just do what I do, find a cute guy and get him in a skirt. Close enough man.
>>28631419
post or direct me where to look
>>28631430
make it worth my while
>>28630438
I need someone who's quite outgoing and energetic since I get down easily and keep to myself unless someone grabs me and pulls me out of my comfort zone. I had a friend who was like that, I'm not attracted to him since he's also an arrogant fuck, but he would always get me to go out and do things and I would feel good for doing them even though I normally wouldn't want to.
>>28631435
you simply responded saying he is in fact black, is the burden of proof not on you?what do you want
>>28631419
Post em pls
Original Comment
>>28631420
I probably couldnt get my willy up. You know the difference between trap in real life and trap in pictures. Also i live in 3rd world shithole.
my ideal bf
>has very stinky feet he likes to make me sniff and lick
>has no friends
>is not fat
[17:19:38] Hal: Stop
[17:19:46] Hal: Why can't you leave me alone?
[17:19:50] me: but you are black
[17:19:54] me: I'm being honest
[17:20:01] Hal Halken: I don't want people to know that.
[17:20:20] me: why, don't be a self hating racist hal kun
[17:20:33] Hal : Please don't tell peope that.
[17:20:45] Hal : It's not funny.
[17:20:59] Hal: If you don't take it back I'm going to tell what you were planning on doing to me.
[17:21:08] Hal : Deny it.
lol
>>28631442
to crash this plane
with no survivors!
>>28631445
for free?
>>28631487
plane is crashed now post at least one picturewere you erping with him?
>>28630438
Ah, the ideal bf I'll never get. These threads are depressing but I'll post anyways.
>white trap
>5'3"-5'7" , 120-140lbs
>likes vidya, anime, board games but also willing to explore more masculine hobbies like the outdoors, hiking and guns.
>has some form of depression and anxiety, dislikes people in general and wants to focus their attention on their bf
>clingy and doesn't like to be without their lover for too long
>loyal without a fault, completely honest and doesn't keep secrets
>isn't a slut and wasn't one in their past
>more concerned about building a bond than basing everything on lewd stuff
>enjoys pet play and would like to enjoy loving role play together without anything really degrading
>would like to live a simple, relaxing life without getting caught up in the dog eat dog world or constantly chasing new thrills
>loves cuddling
>willing to give their life for me and vice versa so that we do whatever we can for each other
>>28631503
I'm really debating whether or not to do it
unless he comes in here and apologises I might have to punish him
>>28631562
I'm sorry for not treating you as I should.
>>28631530
>has some form of depression and anxiety
this is the stupidest shit. why are you fucks fetishizing mental illness? real anxiety or depression would turn you off and you know it. it's not fun. or cute.
>>28631562
do not cuck us post it now
>>28631617
It's not a fetish. I can only relate to people that have gone through the same things as me. I've talked to both people with and without depression and I only grow attached to those with it.
>>28630518
i'd love to bully you. good god. i would train you to be really obedient. you'd shine my shoes, bring me food, light my cigars, and service me sexually of course.
>>28631638
Show tummy first, slut.
>>28631651
>i only want people who are also fucked up
>i want a relationship that perpetuates my mental illnesses as opposed to fixes it
>>28631668
i'm a fatass brown person you don't want that. that conversation was faked unless you post a picture end of story
This is ideal so I don't expect my actual future bf to adhere to all of these:
>masculine and scruffy. See pic
>isn't auschwitz mode, isn't obese
>likes outdoorsy stuff, cooking, /o/, and art
>plays an instrument or sings
>surprises me with cuddles and bear hugs
>open minded
>really romantic and not overly sexual, but still passionately rekts my boybutt occasionally
>not depressed, mentally unstable or dramatic
>is somewhat independent, not too clingy
>>28631690
you know the rules famalam
Reposting mine from previous thread
>white
>younger than me (am 19, so might be difficult without getting FBI'd)
>shorter than me (6'0")
>boyish face, no facial hair, etc.
>twink body type, not full femme/flaming fag witch
>prefer no/little body hair
>cute penis
>can be dom or sub in bed but must be bottom
>more or less independent day to day Not clingy or dramatic
>able to be completely unattached in public if situation calls for it
>otherwise chill to hang out with, vidya and shit like that
>has own hobbies too, don't have to all overlap with mine
>good sense of dark/offensive humor
>okay with casual relationship, basically monogamous FWB but actually Friends and not just Benefits
>little bit kinky, no crazy fetishes but likes sex for sex's sake
>is okay with me being a directionless manchild to some extent
Apparently there were a couple anons actually interested in this incredibly one-sided setup. To which I have to ask: why?
>tfw anons that fit your description last thread disappeared
Life is suffering.
i made a thread about this earlier. i'd like a cute, closeted, cross-dressing bf who is shorter than me and has a small dick. doesn't has to pass, as long as he's skinny and willing to shave body hair.
we could hang out together and do guy things or whatever, but no PDA. everyone must think we're just buddies. i would always assert my dominance over him though, and what i say goes. but i would protect him against everyone else.
in the privacy of my home, he would dress up and i would smash. to see him slightly ashamed and conflicted, hnnnng.
skinny no friend 21yo guy here
talk about things with me and lewd stuff
>>28631685
>wanting people like you is somehow a crime
Robots and normalfags don't go together.
>>28631721
Post it again
Nope no unoriginal commenterino here robot-kun
>>28631743
aren't you the guy complaining about having the big/small dick
>>28631743
>everyone must think we're just buddies
kek you realise it would blindingly obvious when you're together irl right?
>>28631713
no you know the rules asshole do you want me to come over there and shove a fucking drill up your weewee? post the god damn picture or dont bother posting at all you stupid cunt
>>28631763
yeah post your skype
>>28631748
why did you feel the need to post a fucking window exactly?
>>28631720
Location?
I'm >>28631706 btw
>>28631779
Are windows somehow NOT your fetish?
>>28631755
Height doesn't really matter as long as they aren't tiny (under 5') or huge (6'6"+).
Thin/fit/average build.
Cute/handsome face.
Not very hairy.
Likes MtG, some video games, guns, and maybe cooking/nature.
Caring but not afraid to tease me sometimes.
Romantic (wants to go for walks together, watch stuff, hold hands, cuddle, go camping, etc)
6-7"uncutdickIs dominant like 85% of the time.
>>28631706
how tf s0me1 gonna surprise you with hugs online?
u gotta THINK b5 u post these thing anon
>>28631779
i thought you would like it
>>28631776
if you want to be a bitch and send anonymous send it here [email protected]
>>28631761
would it? why? we would just joke and call each other fags and bust balls. why would it be obvious?
i mean, i don't care if the right people know. who gives a shit really, as long as we still maintain that we're straight.
>>28631787
I'm not your ideal at all man
Like, 0%
>>28631794
I fit most of these except
>MtG
>romantic
And I'm a pretty shit person so I don't see those as unattainable
>>28631776
i'm not adding you on skype. either email pictures or fuck right off
>>28631794
I forgot to add likes to dress up in cute clothes, but that's honestly not even that big of a deal.
>>28631811
>suddenly start hanging out with cute, feminine twink boy
>hey anon how did you meet him?
>hey anon how come you spend so much time with him all of a sudden?
how come you wouldn't want to just come out as gay? it's a lot harder on both people to keep it a secret and stuff
>>28631794
I fit these except for the last two..
>>28631870
Goddamnit what is with /r9k/, really 4chan in general, and traps?
>>28631902
Well, that last one is pretty important unless you want to just be friends.
>>28631916
>traps
>occasionally wears thigh highs or panties
>traps
There's a big difference between these things, anon.
I want a rayray!
>>28631917
No sir you want the femanon ideal bf thread, all kinds of histrionics and insecurity there
big cock
muscular with a nice buttblack
thats all i want
is this some kind of thread i should shitpost in?
>>28631944
Welp i normaly leave this alone but attetionwhores like hal fwho fake his depression falls under "shitpost"
>femanon bf
1. there is no such thing as a femanon
2. a femanon cant be your bf
3. everything with a dick is a boy
>>28631871
because i like that much more. that it's our little secret :) no one gets to know but us...
yeah you're right it would be weird that we hang out a lot. maybe we're coworkers? or workout buddies?
also, i guess i haven't come to terms with being gay. typing this feels delusional, but ...i don't feel gay. i identify as straight, but i fuck young beautiful boys. the ancient greeks did it in huge numbers, so do modern day afghanis, pakistanis, and prisoners everywhere... so why do i have to adopt a completely new social identity and hurt my family by "coming out"?
>>28632020
>what is bisexuality
Oregano
>>28632005
I think you need to learn better reading comprehension skills shitpost-kun
>>28632049
I have to admit i have to hurry so i just thought i knew what you wrote, it is enough to shitpost
>plays airsoft
>likes anime
>likes videogames
>cute
>will stay with me
>>28632020
That's the type of mindset that hinders progression in the lgbt community though.
>completely new social identity
It's not a new social identity. It's literally just: btw I like guys (and girls? you seem bi). It's not a big deal unless you make it into one. The stigma around gay folk won't change if people just hide it due to irrational shame or guilt.
Either way I'm not trying to change your personal preference just hoping to help if possible on your journey of self discovery
>>28632134
>>plays airsoft
Maybe you should grow up
>>28632075
Come on shitpost-kun, you don't have to try so hard to sound above the cute boys itt.
We're all friends herepost ideals faggot
>>28632158
I have a boyfriend faggot,
>>28632152
This
Go run around and shoot real guns
Or ffs at least progress to paintball
>>28632173
That means nothing.
Post them.
>>28632183
b-but airsoft looks better than paintball..
>>28632152
Not allowed to own guns in my cuck country
>>28632183
Name one sport where you can shoot almost identical to real guns at people and get away with it
>>28632183
What the fucking appeal of shooting a gun?
Just a waste of time&money
>that means nothing
that means i found someone i want and nothing else
>>28632205
Still autistic
>>28632222
I hate tomoko posters
they are always mean
you might as well be an asuka smugposter
>>28632219
Good, faggots like you shouldnt get even close to a gun.
You will just kill someone and feel "cool xd". Or what else do you do with that shit? Shooting on plastic bottles?
If you want a gun that bad then just join the army and be a dull puppet for the government that only deserves dead
>>28632243Rei>Asuka
>>28631466
I-I can stop washing them and then I fulfill your criteria anon, where do you live
I'm bi with a slight preference for girls, but I'd love a qt gamer bf to cuddle and make out with in the evenings..
>>28632277
Some people actually have to defend themselves.
enjoy getting beaten up by a nigger or mudslime!
>>28632292
>I-I can stop washing them
that will be gross!
>>28632309
>Oh no im a newfag who believes the /pol/ trolls
People like you help the jews to win
>>28631530
That pretty much sounds like me.
My ideal bf
> a slender build about the same size as me or a little bigger
> good hygiene, well-mannered, smells nice
> defined sense of self and personal style
> possessing of both a masculine and feminine aspect to their personality, able to be submissive or dominant as the mood changes and still enjoy himself
> bonus points for being well-read, liking musical instruments, knowing one's way around a Unix shell, having an interest in western esotericism, or other eccentric hobbies and interests
> doesn't need to have an income, but shouldn't expect me to pay their expenses if they aren't receiving neetbucks
[email protected]
>>28632134
Tiger II in background.
Wearing modern gear with a SCAR H.
pleaseno
>>28632367
>.ch
Warum sind Schweizer solche Missgeburten?
Eure Sprache bringt mich zum kotzen, aendert das mal Mois.
Koennt ihr nicht wenigsten Bayern aufnehmen?
>>28632335
What kinda sheltered life have you lived to see that basketball Americans aren't violent?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22c_1463186187
HEY LOOK TYRONE, DIS NIGGA DOESNT CHECK STATISTICS, PIC RELATED
>>28632367
>That pretty much sounds like me.
Sent you an email, anon.
>>28632292
people often mistake me for a girl even though i'm 6'3 is that ok?but i live in france sorry
>>28632421
Found the butthurt cuck that got beaten up by a black guy and is now being racist online while a nigger is fucking his dream bf
>>28632145
it's all good man, we're just talking... but i disagree a little.
1. it doesn't matter to me if i'm hindering progress for LGBT's. i don't feel any solidarity with anyone desu.
2. you're right - it's not a completely new social identity, but it's more than just "oh btw i like guys too" because that's a huge political statement. everyone knows that there are a lot of guys out there that like a little bit of boy butt or transsexual cock now and then... but it's expected that we hide those desires. there's a taboo, and at the moment, the nebulous pay-offs (self-discovery, etc) don't outweigh the stigma.
also, i don't want to be lumped in with gays. wanting to top a cute twink/trap is not the same as wanting to fuck a grown man. it's also way different from wanting to bottom. nothing wrong with any of them, but it's not me.
>>28632447
>france
I cant wait for you baguettefags to die out.
Hitler should gassed baguettefags first
>>28632219
Can't get guns in my country either :(
Unless you count shotties but you have to own land and have a legitimate reason for owning one.
I live in a town but do clay shooting when I can afford too.
My friend does rifle shooting but he is in the tryouts for regional and he only got to start due to cadets.
>>28632448
do gays also get cucked by the BBC? what the fuck. the black race is a scourge
>cute
>long hair
>slim
>taller than me (5'9" / 175)
>shy
>top or switch
>would watch movies and cuddle with me
>>28632484
Oh boy i triggered a /pol/fag, there is a reason why Moot made a gloablerule for /pol/ shit staying in /pol/ only
answer my question cupcake
>>28632152
its fun though, friend
>>28632411
I'm not actually Swiss, I just use an email server in Switzerland.
>>28632571
It isnt
>>28632593
Dont use that, dont you know you can trigger people with that?
>>28632525
>>28632448
The thing is nigger, I'm not a Faggot, nor am I gay.
Enjoy anal prolapse.
>>28632678
You have to understand, im also a huge racist and dont like black people.
But it is funny to me how people like you rage online about them and blame them for anything. I bet you blame them that your gf left you :^)
>>28632709
>implying
I'm a virgin baka normie
GTFO my Board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28632731
>/pol/fag dont know how to reply to that and trys it with /r9k/posting
>>28632748
Dude I'm not /pol/
I've been on r9k before it was created
and on 4chan since 2007
>>28631126
where do i find a gf like you?
>>28633064
You don't.
The worst girls get are being into bondage and abuse.
>>28632222
>What the fucking appeal of shooting a gun?
Practicing your skills in a hobby with a high skill cieling and low skill floor, collecting/admiring engineering and aesthetics, developing your own techniques and even ammo to further improve your abilities, just plain "loud thing go boom"
And that's not getting into sports shooting, hunting, etc.
>>28632498
Gonna need to be a little more specific but I pretty much fit those
I'm
>>28631720
>>28632709
Roses are red - violets are blue
niggers are black - you know that's true
>>28631530
so where are you from?
honestly, i sound like your match
except i'm a bit taller and chubbier than you'd like
>>28633286
>>gay thread
o-oh
why are you here then? don't you fruits have lgbt or whatever?
>>28633307
seriously all you do is shitpost to piss people off
you are worse than the janitors
and you do it for free
you are the true construct of troll
>>28633307
i actually do though
>>28633288
Midwest USA. What about yourself, anon?
>>28633347
canada, southern ontario
I'm gunna be joining the military soon so I'd like a boyfriend that is alright with
>long distance relationship for awhile
>smaller in physique as me
>takes care of his looks
> enjoys vidya and nerdy shit as well as things like camping and what not
I don't think it will happen desu
My ideal would be
>tall (6'5+)
>ripped with abs
>at least 6 figure salary
>8" dick
>handsome
>won't cheat and will be loyal
>buys me stuff
pic related is me, pls post your skypes if you fit the criteria
>>28633430
I'm a Canadian cuck so I won't see much action
>>28633460
heroin is for scum famalam
>>28633492
The dank weed bro.
I forgive you
>>28633422
you really expect a chad when you look like a jew mexican
>>28633422
you look like a slightly jewier justin trudeau
>>28633552
justin is cute, that guy is just gross
>people seriously responding to shitposter and derailing the thread
Why
>>28633594
yeah that's why i said jewier
>>28633566
I have no idea why you'd kill yourself at work desu. why not just do it at home
>>28633406
That's unfortunate. We're pretty far away from each other.
>>28633422
>>28633422
You'd be lucky to get a downs syndrome victim with a face like that pham.
>>28633618
Would make it personal for coworkers desu.
Like "you did this to me."
I just want a physically healthy, dominant bf open to both a lot of kinks and can also be sweet afterwards
>>28633652
I suppose. I don't really get it though. I mean I've attempted before but it really woke me up. I changed a lot since then. I even started going to church when I was hardcore atheist
this 2bh would be the perfect bf
>>28633713
height/weight? what country?
>>28633724
Do you really think that that dick is big? even mine is bigger than that
>>28633747
It's less about God, it's more like, church makes me feel like I'm doing something right.
>>28633730
I'm ~5'10" and like 125 Ibs in US
>>28633755
not so much about the dick
the overall body is what gets me going
>>28633790
Tell us more anon
Oregonal Trail
>>28633799
but they are all subhuman manlets
My ideal bf would be
>kind and gentle
>loyal and patient
>plays video games with me and likes to talk about game lore/fantasy rp
>treats me with love and respect
>a little submissive and needy
>likes to stay in and spend quiet nights together
>doesn't care/likes that I'm into nerdy stuff
>likes to spoil me
>helpless romantic
I'm pretty shy and a bit of an introvert, so I'd like someone who's compatible in that regard. I like tenderness and romance and lots of cuddles. I wish more guys were into those kinds of relationships. It seems most guys just want hard and fast hook ups and crass one night stands. I'm really bothered by that kind of stuff.
>>28633796
Well I plan on becoming a combat medic. So I feel like saving people would be better than shooting at them generally.
Even then, Canada doesn't go into combat zones often. So I'd be on base generally digging bullets out of people. I'm really excited to make a difference.
>>28633875
but i'm 6'3 and kind of bulky
>>28633845
uhhmm, I like to think they aren't...
I see guys that look like that and are about 6'3 every day
>>28633747
Hurry up and try to kill yourself just like last time you worthless sad cunt
>>28633897
the people you posted are literally 5'10 at most lol
>>28633853
where are you from?
kik?
>>28633963
literally why would I care how tall your bf is
>>28633985
Kansas, United States.
>>28634010
Shame, I'm from Washington state
>>28633841
Mmm
I'm insecure about being this tall but liking to be feminine and I just want to be treated as a toy but also do work, I like cutting and bondage on top of more normal things. I'm open to most things besides scat really
>>28633853
It's "hopeless romantic" and most guys don't seem to be into that stuff because most of the ones that are are flaming fagwitches.
Like, I'd love to have everything in your list, but without the emotional drama shitfest I'd have to deal with from women.
>>28633963
Learn english u shit
>>28634028
Honestly, I'm to a point where I'd be open to a LDR if it meant that I could have a bf like that.
>>28634035
I don't think guys like that are gay at all. I hate that modern media teaches that everyone has to be shallow and cut off from their emotions. I want someone who's sweet and sensitive and wears their heart on their sleeve.
>>28633853
All sounds like pretty no brainer stuff to me. I'm an introvert too, slow to come out of my shell but very understanding of other people who are too. Not sure what nerdy stuff is but I think we're all into nerdy shit of some sort of other.
Would you be okay with not meeting up for a while, slow burn LDR situation?
>>28633853
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
>>28634010
Oh
>tfw british
>>28634145
some sort or other*
>>28634140
You have skype?
>>28634164
I don't see anyone post unsolicited pictures of their dick, so it's not /soc/ yet
>>28633934
meh
even if they are I can't see it from the pics, so I don't really care
>>28634210
>he thinks /r9k/ has rules
>he thinks mods matter
Lmao
I don't think I could date anyone from ere. I like to get to know somebody first. Not just meet their criteria for a date. Kinda dumb and feels forced
>>28634269
Cya homo
>>28634028
>>28634167
>>28634178
I'm so sorry, I only just realized this was an ideal bf for boys thread. That's what I get for not paying attention. I reposted my ideal in the appropriate thread.
>tfw no bf who's insecure about his stinky feet
>>28634234
Nobody here wants to date you though, 99% of us want FWB and/or emotional crutch
>>28630438
le ebin shitpost XDDDX
on afghanistan drawing internet wall
you really did it, im not care any more if this is shitposting or you are a real degenerate shit tranny.
i just think transfreaks should get wiped from this earth
>is male
>not fat
>at least a 5 or a 6/10
>likes me
>not really skinny or obese
>is passionate when he talks
>especially to me
>likes vidya, cuddling, maybe anime
>smart
>interested a bit in politics
>doesn't ignore me
>genuinely likes me
>kinkier than most normies
>within 5ish years of my age
>I don't care if he's dom/sub, top/bottom, being versatile is a beautiful thing
>is alright with not knowing parts of my family
I feel really unlikable because even though I know a few gay guys that I talk to regularly and like, they all pretend to like me to entertain themselves or feel better about themselves. I pretend to not care because it helps them and makes them feel better but I feel lonely and like shit all the time. Knowing that I'm actually wanted is a big thing for me bc insecurities.
Hopefully college will get me a bf, I'm lonely.
>>28634850
Also, forgot to mention
>plus if enjoys verbal teasing
>puts up with my bad taste in music (sometimes)
>won't cheat
That's not unachievable is it?
>>28634850
>>28634949
idk anon that's a lot of greentext
you seem needy af
I'll go ahead and post one because I know I'd only be compatible with someone from this place. It'd also make more sense to put your own info down too, because that seems the most informative.
them:
>in the USA (preferably midwest because that's where i am)
>18-22
>white
>5'9"-6'4" (basically height doesn't matter)
>skinny/thin
>twink (meaning youthful in the face, androgynous is fine too)
>cute/attractive
>good sense in dress
>isn't a total shut-in (disliking being around people is one thing I understand but I couldn't date someone who doesn't like to go places together)
>likes the outdoors, reads, does something creative as a hobby, has expansive musical tastes, is interested in autistic intellectual things like aesthetics and philosophy, coffee, history and museums, bitching about the normalfags, and having spontaneous outings (whether it be a walk, drive, road trip, etc.)
>not a liberal
me:
>21/M
>6'4" 160 lbs
>very slim build (I'm not too spooky, I promise)
>twink-tier face (which makes me still get carded despite my height)
>I like what was mentioned above as far as interests go
>I dislike PDA and am generally insecure about my faggotry (would appreciate someone who sympathized with this)
>>28631667
I would like this if you're still around.
I want a dominant boy to make me his loving housewife, or another lewd femboy to dress up with and be super cute
>cute
>genuinely interested in me
>needy
>daily contact
>not overly sexual
>dont have to like the same things
>flustered easily
>doesn't want money
These threads fill me with hope
>>28634850
>>is passionate when he talks
Ah damn, so close
tfw schizoid as shit
>>28634850
Literally what I want and like too
>Hopefully college will get me a bf, I'm lonely.
I said this too when I was in high school. After 2 years, it didn't happen :(
>>28635022
Not denying it, there's a reason like a third of the list have to do with him liking me.
>>28635287
Well I mean it is ideal, not minimum requirements
You probably wouldn't like me anyway, physically at least. I'm a light blonde, blue eyed, glasses, and chubby. Trying to fix the last bit but it'll take a while.
>>28635695
Shhh I still have my dreams. I'll join the gay club and go to gay bars if I have to.
>>28635696
>You probably wouldn't like me anyway, physically at least. I'm a light blonde, blue eyed, glasses, and chubby. Trying to fix the last bit but it'll take a while.
Eh, aside from the weight you're working on I don't care too much about looks, but I'm also not too keen on the needy emotional investment side of things
Do hope you find what you're looking for though.
>>28635696
if we lived at least in the same state I'd try to be with you
Im everything in your ideal except kinky
>>28635815
I'm in the Midwest, lucked out and got the fairly cheap, fairly liberal part of the US. Parents still hate fags of course.
And I could always train that into you, it's been done before.
>>28632456
kek you're such an unappealing faggot
you're never going to get a bf you stupid motherfucker
>>28635844
>all the qts are in the midwest, acting as the barrier from civilization on the EC and the psychofags of the WC
>tfw you're stuck in the South where even if qts existed you have to be Solid Snake to avoid the social stigma of even being bi
I hate this region for so many reasons
>>28631794
I fit all but one of these plus I like wearing cute clothes
hmm but fuck you, I'm not talking to you because you want to shame me for something out of my control, something that causes me physical discomfort and mental anguish
>>28634850
You're a man aren't you (lol that's not original)
>>28630438
>lives near me
>is cute and kinda skinny kinda androgenous and cute tempered personality but can still be a cheeki fuck sometimes
>likes gay cute shit, or is a little bit weeby.
>is 17-19 y.o
>looks good in a skirt
doesnt even have to be trappy or totally girly
just give me a girly looking robot twink boi
and ill love them forever probably
>>28635844
everyone I've ever spoken to on 4chan has been from the midwest
damn, im in CO tho
>>28635901
Solid snake is hot.
Also, all the gay guys I've met here have serious mental issues or are total queens who bitch constantly. It's not as good as it seems, all the decent guys don't make it obvious they're gay.
You should probably look into moving sometime
>>28635934
Why wouldn't I be? Men can be insecure too, plus I did say I'd be down with topping. Hard to top with a vagina.
>>28635970
>Also, all the gay guys I've met here have serious mental issues or are total queens who bitch constantly.
Yeah I'm afraid of that too, hence why I specified I pretty much want an anti-relationship back in my ideal list.
I'm all for gays but I can't stand fags
>>28635970
How sad, if I was gay or you were a girl I would totally go for you.
My ideal boyfriend would be:
>in an intellectual field
>have one artistic outlet
>enjoy trpg or tcg or at least board games
>be extremely kinky with a high sex drive
>be outdoorsy and not just dream of travel, actually be eager to travel with me
>be protective and fairly controlling and possessive
andhe'd love and accept me despite who I am
>>28635038
well shit, I'm from the west coast
>>28636065
Haven't heard that one before
Origami
>>28631794
I have literally all of those qualitiesbut i am almost exclusively a sub, unless you are rly subby and cute
I posted in the other thread shortly before it was deleted, so I will give it another shot.
Myself:
>infp, white, 5"9, long hair, and glasses
>cross dresses in mainly lingerie and sailor girl outfits
>mainly plays old JRPGs, VNs, touhou, dark souls, and tf2
>weeb
>hobbies include drawing and building computers
>submissive
ideal bf:
>touchy, romantic, and kind
>light skinned
>similar interests such as video games, anime, etc.
>creative
>a little more outgoing than me, but not required
>is somewhat rational, but not to the point of being full of themselves
>>28635946
oh...
I know a girlboy like that~
>>28636204
be my bf, what would you want in someone
So, what, you robots hate women so much now you are going after the traps and trans?
I posted in the other thread but I'll post here too
>not needy in the slightest
>doesn't need to talk to me/spend time with me more than once a week for a couple of hours
>capable of not talking to me and doing his own thing even if we're in the same room
>not emotional
>not mentally healthy
>ambitious and successful
>has never been desperate for a girlfriend
>doesn't pay much attention to girls
>doesn't mind my unhealthy habits
>grooms himself well
>physically fit (or at least appears that way), but not too muscular
>knows how to dress, but doesn't spend too much time on his appearance
>doesn't like giving/receiving gifts or cards etc. on special occasions
basically the straight male version of me personality-wise
looks-wise, I like dark hair and facial hair
also editing to add
>thinks anime is cancerous
>>28636276
Ya nailed it fampai
>>28631794
Yes to all apart from the clothes. I do tend to be too sadistic with people I like though.
>>28636315
Huh, okay, gotta admit i never visit this place much.
>>28630438
Idgaf im lonely
anyone want to chat and see where it goes?
im too lazy to list qualities so ill just do myself
>age
20
>sex
male
>location
west Michigan
>Orientation
Bisex
>what way do you swing?
Im mostly a sub, but i am pretty versitile unless you are a certain type.
>Interests
guns, vidya, shitposting, cute animals/things in general, lewd shit, anime but im not a weeb and ive not seen more anime than ive seen, cooking, art,dressing in cute clothes
>looks
Taller, skinny, pale, black hair medium length longish hair, 7in dick, glasses sometimes, not a lot of body hair. been told i have kind of a babyface desu
>personality
Honestly, im like most robots in the sense of not going out much. im more reserved i take a bit to warm up. but im loyal as shit if you are on my good side.
>bad qualities
most people leave this shit out but why not
I can be borderline edgy and a flat out a cynic at times. Also im often a bit of a total flake out with irl friends because i dont feel like doing shit most of the time.
Someone pls love me?
gib contact
>>28636101
that's alright, I'm used to not being around anyone attractive in the slightest.
>>28630527
Is there another Oregon anon here besides me?
>>28636634
well there's me
>>28636692
What area of Oregon? I'm in Portland
What are you looking for?
>>28636567
>Someone pls love me?
Same. Also you sound like you could be trap material, albeit tall.
If you really want I'll chat with you, not really looking for a boyfriend though.
>>28636824
I live a bit north of portland
what am I looking for? A fuckbuddy would be neat, I'm still a virgin at 21 and I'm too socially broken for an actual relationship
>>28636974
What type of guy are you and what kind would you want, I mean?
>>28631365
What the fuck is that anon? Did we just find cheese pizza?
>>28637021
Oh idk, give me one of those cringey spastic weeb/furry sperg cuties please
>>28636204
I'm pretty submissive, and most people think I'm cute.
>>28636388
S-sadistic? Go on..
Sorry for the late replies; I figured the thread was dead.
>>28636634
>>28636692
One of you responded to me >>28631794
in the last thread and said it fit you well.
>>28637296
I didn't post in the last thread but yeah it definitely fits me
but fuck you dude i didn't want to be mutilated stop fucking rubbing it in my faceunless you're rayray and you're literally rubbing your foreskin on my face
>>28637350
This is the *ideal* thread. I would be happy with someone that fit most things on the list.Mouthwatering cock. God dammit, rayray.
>>28637240
I'm a cutie, but maybe a bit less so the rest. What about you?
Email me [email protected]
>>28637296
oh well that wasnt me >>28637435 then
i dont think i could be 85% dominant
maybe 60% at the most.
>tfw no replies
tfwneveranoriginasadpost
>>28636279
Replying to you here as well
>[email protected]
Mostly because a fellow complete loner seems like my ideal, not that I match perfectly otherwise.
Kinda thought I ought to try watching some anime someday. I play some JRPGs.
>>28637435
yeah you're adorable but I doubt we'd really get along outside of a strictly sexual relationship
>>28637631
Which ones yours familly
>>28637712
strictly sexual is fine...
do i already know you, is that it?
I know theres some shillery behind all this gay shit. You fucks are from some shill company
But keep going I like this shit
>>28637808
What
Explain
I don't see the Jews. Redpill me.
>>28637808
Bisexual right-leaning libertarian/ancap here
No sir no Shillary here
>>28637268
I can't tell you how much it makes me happy to see girls I like getting teased and, I once had a girl I liked who I bullied a bit but she took it in a bad way and thinks I was being malicious, we are still friends but she got a boyfriend who is trap material.
When it comes to how I act I would be very caring and loyal but also strict, I would hate not being in control and would always have you stay close to me in public, to protect you. In bed I would mark every single part of your body to let you know who owns you and then spoon you until you fall asleep. Depending on how far you want to go I could strangle, bite and slap you maybe further if you are into it.
>18
>Height 6'00.
>Thin-Toned Build.
>Handsome face, have a good jawline.
>Lightly Hairy
>Plays Tabletop RPGs and Card games, plays video games, good cook.
>Sadistic but will always hug you and support you.
>Would love just to spend time together, even if nothing is said.
> 6.9" uncut dick
>Heavily dominant, hates losing control.
>>28637994
I'm 23, 6', 165, and several people say I look good (and I think I do too). I'm pretty hairy, but I try to shave most of it. I have abig butt and 5" mutilated penis.
If that sounds all right to you, gimme that contact info.
>>28638074
>18 y.o domming a hairy lankster 20-something
???
>>28638134
i'd pay to watch it if only for the cringe factor
>>28637808
Yea I'm actually a far-right authoritarian, I kind of hate that I'm a faggot and I see it as my way of penance. I'm just enjoying the lack of morals in society rn that permits me to be a fag and get away with it.
>>28638183
>far right
>authoritarian
Please tell me you don't call yourself a conservative irl
>>28638208
I don't call myself anything irl because that would mean by total and complete social ostracization
>nice, cute, caring, (teasing can be nice but not too sarcastic)
>not fat or hairy, though some hair can be fine, feminity is a plus if applicable
>bottom that doesn't mind an average height (and shy) top
>likes vidya and anime and has similar tastes (rpgs/arpgs, action adventures, mystery, psychological) that we can watch and play together
>likes weeby and cute stuff
>preferably lives in canada or the states
>>28638244
You're on /r9k/ already bub
>>28638517
I'm not as bad as some of the guys around here.
>>28638348
Andy, stop being coy and accept my friend request.Also get a job. It'll make you feel better.
>>28638533
>gay stormweenie frogposter
Uhh
>>28638552
>Uhh
and?
>>28638541
>wagecucking doing anything but draining your soul
Kek
Ideal bf
>Posts anime images on /r9k/
I wish I could just snuggle him a bit and maybe a bit more...
>>28638584
>he fell for the "sit at home and feel like shit all the time" meme
Yeah, it doesn't work like that.
>>28638576
>and?
You know
>>28637779
no, I sent you a couple of emails before though
>>28638638
not really my dude
>>28638605
I don't know about you senpai, but I feel pretty damn good.
>>28638686
>anon with diagnosed autism recieving welfare "feels good"
Cool
What if I'm you ideal bf but you'll never know because we are all anonymous and probably live continents apart?
At this point I feel so lonely and feel so little hope I'd be happy to be used emotionally or sexually
:D
>>28636080
from ohio here match your post almost to the T
post email?
>>28638756
Thats what contact info is for
>>28631794
>6-7" uncut dick
>dick
Boo
>>28638886
Well, I usually call them "penises" but try to mix it up every now and then.
>>28638937
Well can you be more shallow than that ?
>>28638958
Are you trying to push for FtM transgender representation or something?
Everybody itt has a dick dude
>>28638958
See >>28637386 and stop being an idiot.
Anyone posting dick size as criteria must not be taken seriously because they must be verrrry shallow and superficial. Normies.
>>28639017
Yeah and not wanting average dick is very shallow
>>28639022
Micropenis detected
Lol this isn't original?
>>28639045
>>28639022
Anyone posting ideal body type, personality traits, common hobbies, or even preferred genitalia is just a shallow piece of shit and should accept literally anyone that shows interest in them.
>>28639076
>anyone that shows interest in them
Wouldn't change a thing for 90% of robots
>>28636895
post contact info if youre still around
>>28639076
No. Only penis size. Wanting nice body and personality while not being a trash is very possible
>>28637350
h-holy shit, I bet that dick smells really nice
>dominant personality
>taller than me
>is good at cuddling
>top
>in decent shape
No homo that's what I want in a bf
>>28639061
Not micro but small. And these threads aren't fair. These people aren't fair.
>>28639151
Life ain't fair
>>28639146
>decent shape
Damn and I was looking so good too. Forever a skelton
>>28639146
depends on how tall you are but I can fit
>>28639261
I'm short
5'9"
>>28639275
no youre average
I am too welp
>>28631530
>>likes vidya, anime, board games but also willing to explore more masculine hobbies like the outdoors, hiking and guns.
>>has some form of depression and anxiety, dislikes people in general and wants to focus their attention on their bf
>>clingy and doesn't like to be without their lover for too long
sounds like you want a tomboy gf who has a dick...
>>28632367
That's LITERALLY me
WASHINGTON
A
>Nice
>Cute
>Slim or skinnyfat
>Dark hair and eyes
>about 5'6" to 5'9"
>Likes anime, animals, and art
>>28639425
fit these what are you like tho?
>>28632498
any particular interests?
>>28639313
If you have muscle it might work out since I want to be the girl in the relationship
>>28630438
Let's fucking go, I've posted in other threads on here like this
>5'4 - 6'4
(I'm 5'6)
>Skinny/average/slightly muscular/slightly chubby
>Likes crime shows
>Stands up for what he believes in
>Kind, funny, weird, trustworthy
>Nice ass
>Slightly submissive
When I say slightly submissive, I mean as in him cuddling up to me and him being the little spoon.
>>28639116
You just want an email or something? I could also do some messenger or steam, I've never really swapped contacts with anyone here.
>>28639345
Nope. Roasties are incapable of love and I want nothing to do with them. Sadly I'm only attracted to feminine features.
>>28639508
i actually fit this description but
1. Im asian
2. Im a tranny on estrogen.
>>28639495
email or kikebook messenger
:)
>>28639615
[email protected]
hot right
>>28639602
It's an ideal description. I never expected anyone to match it fully. Where are you from?
>>28639733
Queens, NY
>>28639757
That's pretty far away from me.
I can't imagine you're having too hard of a time finding potential matches in New York though.
>>28639800
>I can't imagine you're having too hard of a time finding potential matches in New York though.
i am tho... mainly because im shy ;_;
>>28639910
You could always try dating sites or if you're only interested in more robotic type people then try some of the zeemaps or post your full info here.
>>28639451
sorry im more toned than muscly
>>28639955
If you can do more than 50 pushups then it will work, I need a bf stronger than me to protect me and give big hugs
>>28639986
lol I do more than that every night
>>28639939
full info includes ssn btw
>>28639999
Cool then you're an ideal big spoon
>>28639999
nice quads m8
origami
>>28639999
lol i do 100 eveery night get rekt nerd
>>28639468
that seems like me even though its slightly vague
im a bit taller than you though
where are you located?
>>28639939
>full info here.
Gender: Female(Trans)
Music: EDM(house/vaporwave/etc), Contemporary Rock(Tegan and Saram NBHD), Idk...? Asking Alexandria?
Age:19
Hobbies: Vidya games, anime, outdoors, photography, shitposting on /pol/, watching tv shows and horror movies
Traits: Clingy, sheltered, shy,
>>28640098
>Music: EDM(house/vaporwave/etc), Contemporary Rock(Tegan and Saram NBHD), Idk...? Asking Alexandria?
I'm actually laughing at how much your music is generic 19 year old garbage, all that you're missing is Death Grips and AnCo
>>28640132
>I'm actually laughing at how much your music is generic 19 year old garbage,
Thats mainly because its hard for me to be an aggressive person. I really like ambient stuff along with generic "soft" rock and vaporwave.
>>28630438
Pretty and on hormones in the foremost thing, what needs to be there to draw me in the first place. Somewhere on the petite side is a big big plus. Certainly I want the person to be intelligent, good original conversation, someone with a fresh perspective that I want to hear. Ideally someone who shared some of my nerdy habits, either being really intellectual and studying documentaries and topics of interest, or into fantasy and anime. I would prefer if they have a good drive, a little on the slutty side is really hot desu. Nice is also essential, I like the soft type. I don't mind clingy or crazy so much, in fact crazy is really sexy, as long as it's not a mean type of crazy.
>>28639986
That doesn't mean much in terms of strength. It's very dependent on body weight. I'm a skelly but can still do 50 pushups.
>>28640098
You seem nice. It shouldn't be that hard for you to find a bf.
>>28630438
Let's see. My ideal boyfriend is adorable, soft, and feminine. He has a cute belly that he let's me touch all the time, and he's submissive. I don't care how big his penis is as long ad he let's me play with it while he sucks mine. He can be taller or shorter than me, but I prefer shorter, which unfortunately is unrealistic (tfw dominant but 5'2") but I'm not picky. He's got a big bubble butt and a cute face, and he likes to wear pretty panties in secret when we're in public together, and he wears stockings for me in the bedroom while I pound his tight boipucci.
But most importantly, he likes to hug :3
>>28640030
marry me then
>>28640190
by pretty and one hormones do you mean passable?
>>28640466
mm well body wise yeah, but being a little bit boyish so that you wouldn't necessarily pass is fine. More so pretty, whether in a girly or in a androgynous way, either is fun..
>>28640598
hmm just wondering because id consider myself cute but that would only be as a boy
location?
>>28640638
would maybe be interested, I'm from PA.
>>28640663
oh
hi patrick
>>28640763
nope, not patrick. I don't know who patrick is. I used to trip as "kitsune" sometimes, r9kitsune is my throwaway/internet skype if you want to add me.
>>28640792
sheeeit
well theyre from pa and also looking for a trap
>height is irrelevant
>thin
>boyish
>showers infrequently
>enjoys me rubbing my smelly junk in his face and vice-versa
>likes feet
I don't ask for much tbqh famalam
>>28631437
Hey how is it going. Do you mean social things like going out with a group, or do you mean hiking and shit
>>28640833
oh. you mean there are chasers in the state that I live in? really? this is extremely relevant information, I don't know how I survived going in blind without it.
>>28631685
Hey do you want to go down the spiral known as mental illness together
>>28640841
Gays not welcome 2bqhwyf
someone who will go on bike rides at 3am with me and will make love 2 me surrounded by art.
>>28640970
gays very welcome 3bqhtyrnf
>>28641130
this sounds pretty nice desu. are you a qt?
>>28641130
sounds fun and hot
>>28641184
you can choose.
>>28641315
>is a trap
well...nevermind.
>>28641130
do you wear caution vests with blinking lights on them so people can see you like a plane flying in the dark?
>>28633347
Where in the midwest are you, anon? Unfortunetly, I am 5"9 and am only a low test test guy with long hair (so not complete trap mode) but you sound perfect.
>>28641130
wot type of art
can you help me decorate my apartment
>>28641379
hell yeah ofc
>>28641315
Very cute anon, you certainly pass. You have some androgynous stuff going on, but it's hard to notice, and nothing definitive. Congrats you look better than 95% of traps. Want a 5%er ribbon?
>>28641403
abstract or contemporary
>>28641465
sick
now how do i buy pieces that are cool and do not cost thousands of dollars
>>28641415
hmm sometimes i like to wear an open jacket tho so i can fly down hills like superman with cape in the wind
Anyone want to fuck a low test submissive half nigger?
>>28641315
>qts actually exist irl
>they post here
>youll never meet them
>>28641130
>>28641315
what is your present location
>>28641453
yeah i know, i get mistaken for a trap atleast 40% of the time but i guess you just learn to deal with it
>>28640928
I meant social things like just going out or something. I tend to assume that no-one really likes me that much so I feel like I would be bothering people if I was the one to ask them to hang out and do stuff with me.
It feels nice when other people actually ask for me to be around them.
>>28641535
you could get it from me fo sho, i'm fairly picky too. Congrats on looking that nice. It feels gewd to be pretty.
>>28641527
Uk my dude
>>28641684
thank you very kind sir.
My ideal partner would love me and care about me sincerely. They'd have no other friends, or if they did I'd always come first. They'd love to cuddle. They'd understand how it feels to feel like a ghost. They'd hold my hand, look at me and promise me that everything's going to be okay, and I'd believe them. I want to listen to your heartbeat and feel your arms around me. 25 years and I've never met anybody who loved nor cared about me. I would be yours always, if you would choose to belong to me.
>>28641800
no problem, pretty.
>>28641910
> They'd have no other friends
I think I might have found the problem
>>28641910
So you basically want someone that would care about nothing but you and that would lie to make you feel better?
Yeah, good luck with that...
>>28641516
Please despond
>>28641910
are you pretty? Where you at?
>>28641986
Fuck you. I despise humanity because they have never counted me as a real person. They say, do not be selfish, while being nothing but selfish themselves. I have never been loved. My ideal partner does not exist, I know it. I was never meant to be alive. Doctors saved me as an infant, but there was no place for me in the world. I should have died, but I didn't, so now I must be alone always. You think I don't know this? I know it very well.
>>28642035
That's not true anon, not everyone is put off by that. Some guys like that, it's just a niche is all. I like that for instance.
>>28642064
You're only saying that because you think I'm a girl.
>>28642035
There is a place in the world for everyone. My point was just that a good and healthy relationship is based on equality on both parts. The way you put it "They'd have no other friends , or if they did I'd always come first" made you sound quite self centered. Everyone deserves someone to be there for them but not someone that would dedicate their whole life for them.
>>28642110
I am someone who has never mattered to others. The problems and concerns of others have always superceded mine. I cry myself to sleep often now. I do not feel that other people see me as a real human. I feel like a piece of scenery. I am 25. After all this time, I've developed this self-centred attitude. But if somebody offered me their love, I would give to them without reservation the entire essence of my being, for all of time.
>>28642085
why would I think you are a girl? Maybe someone who wants to be treated girly, or someone who acts more feminine, but what would make me pick up female from this?
>>28642219
Usually when people show interest or empathy it's because they think I have a vagina.
I need me a sweet, loyal qt bf that is in shape, not too muscular and more on the skinny side, but not scrawny, has brown eyes and brown hair with a button nose and a smirkish smile and a lewd or wicked sense of humor. Ahh, I would fall in love instantly
>>28642252
Well not everyone isn't into traps, or isn;t into people who have some degree of issues. I like both those things, even though my own issues are getting closer to being resolved as of late.
>>28642252
wrong thread buddy, this is is the gay bf thread
there arent any straight people here
>>28641400
I'm in Ohio, but I'm far from perfect. Sorry for responding late, I left the thread for awhile.
>>28642272
Please don't tease. If you're interested in me, or not, please say so.
Warning: I can be obsessive and possessve.
>>28642305
I haven't talked enough to know, but I'm not closed off to that happening. I'm also willing to be honest along the way, just be prepared for someone who is blunt and concise, do you want my skype?
Anyone not white prefer other people who aren't white?
>has an affectionate personality
>not morbidly obese (I only say this because I don't want to become attached to someone who will die of heart disease years later)
>likes kissing, hand holding, and cuddling. All that lead stuff
>is comfortable with silence
>committed, faithful
>creative, imaginative, and artistic
That's about it. I don't even mind distance, I mainly want somebody who likes doing dumb, cute things together.
>>28640841
>likes feet
God damn it, almost.
>>28642350
I'm a little nervous/afraid. Of getting close to someone I'll never get to touch. But I'm also very lonely. If you'll care about me, then I'd like your skype.
>>28642403
It'll care about you in some capacity, and I mean well, no promises about how I will feel though, ok? my skype is r9kitsune, that's what I use for internet people, please don't make me regret this, stay honest with me and It'll return the same courtesy (well It'll be honest regardless, that's just me).
>>28642390
please please please post locations with these posts, people
im really only looking for someone in my area and reading these always gets my hopes up
>>28640841
Wait, describe yourself real quick so I can get a better idea of your smelly junk being rubbed in my face.
>>28635189
I-I fit most of these, and I'm not terribly sexual but I do make lewd jokes a lot
Well,
I want a guy who's just as depraved as I am and can think logically rather than basing their views on social norms and the media etc., so red pilled. Brown hair, and dreamy light eyes mmmm. Not stupid tall, but taller than me, likes horror and comedy movies, can take a joke and can understand and love me despite of my mental instability <4
>>28638348
Eyyy, I'm just a qt guy, but I'm 6'2" and I fit the rest of that stuff pretty well tbqh.
>>28641315
How were you ever a guy? You literally look like a 13 year old girl.
Unbelievable.
>>28642571
13?
Get out more. She looks 18 at least
>>28630438
>Someone that can be mistaken for a girl
>Likes to dress as a girl
>Isn't a blabber mouth / overly talkative
>Likes frotting and / or 69
>Submissive (two Doms don't work out)
>Open about wants and needs in bedroom
That's about it, don't even care if they are mildly autistic as long as they aren't full on drooling potato autistic.
>>28642390
I fit this...
I'm a bit chubby though, but I am dieting.
Would 170 lbs. be considered too heavy for you?
Oh and uh.. I write music, play percussion, and can sing if thats worth anything.
And I'm into all that cute romantic cuddly stuff, its probably my favorite part of a relationship in all honesty.
So... if you don't think my weights over the edge, I'd love to help be that bf
>>28642390
h hi anon.
>>28631720
anon, i fit all of these requirements :-]
>>28630438
hot aryan bf pls
>>28642816
How would you feel about kissing a sweaty mustache?
>>28636232
Pretty much me but im skinny and short so unwanted.
>tfw no fat hairy anon with a moderate to big sized cock to rub their junk all over my face and cum buckets in my mouth
That's all I really want in a bf tbqh
>>28640841
>height is irrelevant
>thin
>boyish
>showers infrequently
>enjoys me rubbing my smelly junk in his face and vice-versa
>likes feet
i can get used to the feet thing
Intelligent autistic passable trap. Would be fine with being used as a cocksleeve by a sperglord robot. Too bad the dating pool is so small where I am. Liking both traps and girls is positive, but I need someone who is fine with my robot ways. Sperg would be optimal.
Any WA robots?
>>28630438
>slim/skinny like me
>short like me
>smells good and can crossdress
>shaves downstairs so we can have smooth times
>likes stocking or high socks.
just no one fatter than me
>>28631706
Would it be ok if he was 19? South Michigan here
>>28643141
Im a Washington semi-robot. So cyborg I guess.
Whats up?
>>28643051
I like skinny and short though....
>>28643217
too bad im London
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>>28642386
I have no racial preferences but im a black dude so who cares
>>28643240
That is too bad. Really wishing I lived in london right now :<
>>28636567
>age
19
>sex
male
>location
South Michigan
>Orientation
Help
>what way do you swing?
I like stuff in my ass and my penis feeling pretty good
>Interests
guns, vidya, shitposting, anime but im not a weeb, cloud watching, cooking, art, driving, buttplug in while going for a run
>Looks
5'8" 180 Lbs, body hair, dad bod.
>Personality
Easy going, adventurous, humble. I'm trying to get out of the /r9k/ mindset
>Bad qualities
Virgin (if you don't like that), self-conscience about my voice, sometimes irritable, self-critical
>>28641315
You look like I could take you to a family dinner and non of my family members would get mad at me. 10/10
What if I'm neet, am I worthless for a potential bf?
>>28641713
Uk what part?
>>28630518
Perfect, I'm an emotional sadist with nothing but love to give.
I'd hate fuck you until you decide to fuck off and leave me alone
>>28636634
Oh, I didn't see your post!
>>28632367
is me, I'm in Oregon!
>>28639367
EMAIL ME
>>>>>[email protected]
if you're still around
I know this isn't the right thread but
> met ideal bf years ago
> h-he just didn't know he was my bf
> lurking behind the scenes forever
> ideal bf looks so fucking emaciated and sad, like a literal helium tank when meme these days
> will never be able to give him a sandwich and help him be a qt again
> feel sadness
> just fantasize about when he was a regular skinny and somber boi instead of The Machinist
do I have to obsess over someone new now?
>>28643199
Just playing some dark souls right now, contact info? interests?
I'm 25 but luckily I still look about 20, but still I feel like I will soon no longer be able to pull off the qt trap look and I only had one BF for a few months and wah wah wah I just wish I had gone gay sooner
Still with moisturizing and taking care of myself I should be able to look young for a few more years, maybe till I'm 30, I really am blessed with quite a baby face.
Tldr tfw no qt masc BF to dominate and make me his maid and take me on dates and let me say "omg" but not be overzealous about it :(
>>28642498
basically what I described except tall. I'm also white.
>>28643089
feet aren't even that important, it's just a kink I have.
>>28642163
>But if somebody offered me their love, I would give to them without reservation the entire essence of my being, for all of time.
That's a bit extreme, but I've felt that way too t b h. Sometimes I like someone so much that I'm willing to go full cuck for them, of course that's pathetic as fuck.
Even worse though is liking someone and knowing there isn't even room for you in their life.
>>28630438
His ankle is fucking mush.
>>28645386
>I would give to them without reservation the entire essence of my being, for all of time.
Damn, anon waxing poetic over here.
>>28643946
How long would that take, do you think?
>>28631530
Can you help pay for my mones, because I can be your t-girl, senpai
>>28630438
RUKA IS PURE, DELETE THIS
Dream dude is a skelly neet with shaggy hair and stubble that's scratchy to kiss
>iwn sit on bfs lap watching hentai with him
>>28645805
I fit this but my own ideals are fucking ridiculous anyways
>>28635073
Post your Kik, my friend.
>>28644757
>tfw I got depressed and lost a lot of weight recently
I'm drinking my milk, doing some lifting, don't you worry, I'm sure he has the same idea in his head.
Reminder that gay men have so much baggage
>>28646675
Post them. I will definitely not fit them but I like reading these kinds of lists, they're calming somehow.
>>28647135
Some gay men have literally no baggage.. Trust me I am one.
tfw i fit really closely with other peoples ideal but not skinny
why the fuck cant i have better self control
>>28644472
oh what part of oregon?
what are you looking for?
>>28647375
Maybe you're running from how beautiful you could be..
>>28647658
Hes not running at all.
Can I have a qt who's really encouraging, cares for me, and doesn't mind my self-deprecating humor? The only big dealio about me is that I'm not much of a talker until someone gets to really know me, other than that I feel like I'd make a great bf.
