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Too much for my autism edition
is r9k sick of interpals already?
also how did it end up migrating from int?
>>28644586
Im sick of it
These threads are like the cam threads, needs to end.
I enjoy these threads!
>tfw your qt views your profile
I wish she'd write me back already, though.
>tfw only got a single message since I made my profil
>>28644814
How long ago did you make your profile? Have you been viewing a lot of people? Have you been sending many messages? What country are you from?
>>28644116
I made a profile there last week using a picture of an incredibly handsome white hyperchad (usual tricks to make sure it wouldn't show up on an image search), and although my profile views went WAY up compared to my real profile (I'm 4/10 on a good day), the amount of first messages I got only increased a very small amount.
Was an interesting learning experience. Women refuse to message first even when you're in the 99th percentile of attractiveness.
>>28644842
Not him but similar situation. I made it 3 days ago, I viewed like 40 profiles, I've messaged 3 people seriously, and most importantly I'm aSE Asian living in the US..
>>28644842
I'm from Germany and made my account 3 days ago, didn't view/messaged any people
I thought they'd just flock to me
>>28644116
>tfw been away from IP for two months now since I've deleted my account not sure if I should come back or nah
>tfw feeling obligated to take new pic to add since my last pic was bit stale for a year or so
>tfw cba to take new pics because it's going to be shit
>>28644953
So yeah, you can't infer anything about your attractiveness from a lack of first messages - even the chaddest of chads mostly don't get messaged first. Women are just THAT passive.
Should I put that I have autism? Do girls like autism?
>>28644956
Anyone who views you back, hammer out a message to, even if it's simple. Viewbacks are pretty much guaranteed bait if your profile isn't absolutely offputting (i.e. no picture/detail whatsoever or super weird shit). New accounts are on the front page for a week, so take advantage of the views you're getting. If you've got any responses to those 3 messages, you're doing good, I'd say. It's all about learning to spread your eggs in as many baskets as possible until one hatches.
>>28645021
Germany's much better off than more common countries and you'll do well with Asians being white at least. Without viewing you're pretty much shooting yourself in the foot though, since viewbacks are the gateway to a nearly-guaranteed conversation and unless you're a qt grill nobody's going to take that much initiative to message first.
Don't forget to utilize both the search as well as the "online (xxxx)" function to find people.
Keep in mind profiles with huge numbers of messages like OP's tend to be older. I've got 70 unread but I've had this profile for a month (several in past) and most of those I'm never going to mark read because they're just thai begging for white cock/visa. You can also use scripts to auto-view people but I've never bothered.
>>28645160
It'll probably come through in the way you write anyway, don't bother.
I've got like 6 messages in 2 days
One qt from Russia is talking to me about literature as we speak
>>28645287
i got 6 messages this morning dude
>>28645195
I've always been on the fence for messaging after I receive a viewback I just don't want to seem like a creep.
>>28645314
I tend to bother only when I'm running dry on my supply of conversations, but it should definitely be the first line of offense. I usually don't reference the viewback itself, though, just make conversation about their profile or pictures or whatever.
>>28645308
This isn't a competition m8. Haven't messaged anyone first or viewed any profiles either
>>28645456
>isn't a competition
>immediately qualifies his previous statement
kek, insecure much?
>>28645456
>>28645308
It's a competition to see who can get the most green card parasites.
>tfw no parasite gf
>don't use emoticons
>assume they can detect when I'm not being serious
>"why are you so serious? haha :D"
every time
>>28644613
>It bother you that others have nice things and we don't.
>>28645492
Haha, it's a catch 22 here, I can't say anything with out you viewing it as justification. You were the one turning into a pissing competition. I can gurantee I'm better looking than you, which is ultimately what you are trying to boil it down to
Enjoy messaging your 6 green card seekers you awkwardly messaged first
>tfw women expect me to hold the conversation while they are being boring as fuck
>tfw ADD so its impossible for me to give fuck about them
>>28645661
>gets the same amount of matches i woke up to this morning in two days
>better looking
lel sure man, whatever you have to tell yourself
also learn to type, jesus
>>28645661
Interpals pissing contest
wew
>>28645844
Talk shit post fit ugmo
I'll be waiting while checking out my tall, lean physique, deep blue eyes and sharp jawline in the mirror
>>28645962
Always like that in these threads, always a bunch of morons bragging.
Can /r9k/ rate my profile?
Interpals.net/garmo
>>28646120
10/10 cunny, fucking robot mute
>>28645997
>lanky skinnyfat talking shit
not the guy ur talking to just lmaoing @ ur life
>>28646353
You wouldn't do it pussy.
Bumparo origiranoroo.
>>28645997
>being this self conscious on the internet
>tfw when you only message qt girls from Asia
I did make a friend today though, a fellow weeb from Tunisia.
>>28645997
only a cuck would say something like this. who cucked you anon?
>>28645663
This so much
Every fucking time
on every fucking internet dating app/site or whatever
They have nothing interesting to say and basically expect that you entertain them.
What fucking gets me is the guy I know whos gotten the most e-pussy (Nudes, girls on cam, getting them to do stuff etc) was because he was a huge asshole and basically just made fun of them.
Girl i'm talking to always says stuff like this when she has to go or cant login
>don't cry :) / Don't be sad ;)
>i know i wont be able to keep you company tomorrow ;(
What the hell that all about?
>>28647838
She's interested but play it cool. Offer to hang out with her some time. I just fucked this up like 5 days ago.
>>28647628
Girls on dating sites just have their life set on cruise control until Chad messages them 9 times out of 10. They don't want to put any effort in. For this same reason I very often see the profiles of people that ignored my message remain active for months to over a year at a time, because they're putting zero effort in.
If you have any possibility of doing so whatsoever, meet someone in real life over online dating. The tables flip around the age of 30 or so, but until then you're much worse off online.
>>28647870
she lives across the world, dude.. but she might come to my country to study soon.
>>28647838
Either she's interested in you or you're doing something to make her think you'll feel lonely without her. My money's on the former, as you don't see the later very often. Either way, she's being very friendly with you
>>28644116
can you fags fuck off to /soc/ already my god
>>28647904
She knows i have friends, and i sign in like every 20 hours or so and we always have conversations and talk. She knows I'm not lonely.
Still why does she say stuff like that? i don't know how to respond but just post a sad pepe.
>>28647884
Aw sorry I forgot this was an interpals thread
>>28647923
Okay, then she's definitely interested in you.
Now, I'd probably give her some form of reciprocation if I was interested as well. Some cheeky sign off, works towards something flirty over time. Just don't go full "Muh dick" autist immediately
>>28647502
>>28646398
>>28647400
>he samefags pretending to be different people laughing at me
Wow you sure are a jealous bitch. How's it feel to know you'll never be as good as me and I actually have sex.
>>28647966
it feels like a prank, she's been signed up for 3-4 years. Why would she be interested in me?
man I remember I was excited about interpals a few years ago. Messaged people non stop, had "qts" from all around the world who shared nudes with me etc. but one night, at about 3 am while talking to a Russian girl who could only communicate through google translate, I realized this was all empty and it was all for nothing.
Unless something exceptional happened, I would never be able to meet these girls. This was all basically a sham and I was deluding myself thinking these girls are actually existing. Sure they are real but they might as well been bots since I have no way of acknowledging their actual existence. Not to mention the fact that no matter how much you care for each other and she says she's lucky to know you etc. and no matter how much fucking time you spend messaging each other, there's some fucking Chad who's in the same class as her, works at the same fucking place as her or something that could easily achieve what you've been trying so hard for without breaking a sweat. and after that she stops responding to you for months only to come back later, then stops responding again.
Believe me friends, this is a very bad idea. You are just deluding yourself into thinking these women like you, or care for you when in fact all they want is attention from men since they don't get that much attention IRL. Once they get that attention IRL, they just fucking forget about you and move on.
Please, please don't fall for the interlels maymay. I did and it fucking ruined me.
I hope this post at least makes one anon to reconsider so that it doesn't ruin his already fucked up life.
there's no point in using this kind of website for master race people
>>28648058
Oh.
That does seem odd. But I don't know man, maybe she's changing her mind or trying to prompt you
>>28648089
I already fell for it, but i'm already bored and over it knowing it's all fake. I just log in now and talk to girls so they don/t say I'm rude, but if they stop talking to me suddenly i won't initiate.
>>28648089
>tfw i have a special someone over the internet
>never saw my special someone's face
>don't even know the name
>been at it for more than 2yrs already
>knows everything about me except my exact address
>>28648136
It's all a prank, here is the last message i received but i signed offline. Where she is talking about y u do this is because i said I'll get her in a headlock.. long story.
>>28648089
Fuck you're probably right. Doesn't matter I'm not even having success right now, I hardly get views or messages. I hate to disappoint my family but I'm probably going to kill myself. I just wish I knew what it is like to feel passion and happiness. I remember as a teen reading about trading intelligence for good looks and thought that was stupid. I thought someone would find me attractive and I could fall in love. But now I would gladly trade my intelligence for good looks. I still feel like a teenager not having experienced things normal people experience in their teens. I still long for an innocent virgin girl. Sorry for the rant.
>>28648140
If you are bored already just delete your account and move on. Or alternatively, you can troll some people to get your account banned.
>>28648171
I was in your exact same situation, but she also knew my address since we sent some shit to each other. and one day, out of the blue she stops responding. after a few months, she messages me, apologizes, confirms she found a bf but they broke up. Since I'm a fucking retard, I didn't tell her to fuck off, we got close again, we even made plans to meet up but she started ignoring me once again and we haven't contacted ever since.
I'm literally begging you, please end that shit before it becomes too real.
>>28648013
Are you really so arrogant that you can't see your own pompousness? What a fucking faggot.
MUST IGNORE THAI
>>28648245
But that person is the only one who asks me how my day/week went, my SS makes me feel I'm not foreveralone. We're not bf/gf, we never talked about that. Oh god, this is depressing.
>>28648328
I'll be your friend sad anon
>>28648245
>confirms she found a bf but they broke up
Wow.. so she basically tried to use you as an emotional tampon / backup.
Wait... Is interpals legit?
Do foreign girla talk to you? Should I make account and then go on holidays to countries where my new pals are?!?
I can actually make friends?!?!?!
>>28648366
shut the fuck up newfag.
>>28644116
>tfw made an account once on interpals, even put my picture up (never did that before), got extremely anxious and deleted after a few days
I can't even into online interaction
>>28647883
Ive never put much effort into the online shit anyway. Im a 5'4 manlet so most women online will dismiss me for my height right away vs irl when they might be able to get over it.
I'm just baffled by my dude who gets e-pussy by when hes an asshole to women. Im not talking like teasing and shit, he makes them feel bad about themselves, then next day hes like "I got her nudes lol"
But give a fuck about women anymore family. Ive consciously decided to just do drugs and get drunk until I die.
>>28648256
What the hell does these thai people want? Money? Attention?
>>28648342
T-thanks..i'm a piece of shit tho so nobody wants to get near me tbqh
Interpals is still a thing? I've been seeing it on /int/ for years, they had some weird script for it to get your profile views or something, seemed like too much work for me. Does it actually work? Has any of you made at least a friend or something or is it just to pass the time?
>>28648396
>tfw 6ft
>girl on interpals who is 5ft3 getting wet over my height
>>28648224
If you kill yourself, you'd disappoint your family even more anon. I'm not saying it gets better, because it doesn't, but you can at least focus on some other areas in life. I know how hard it is, believe me.
>>28648328
It is depressing anon but there ain't much you can do. I just hope you don't get attached to her so it doesn't ruin you
>>28648343
Yea basically. I learned not to trust any women after that, at least interpals gave me that experience
>>28648474
what do i do with the girl here
>>28648176
>>28647838
should i block her
>>28648402
I've got no fucking idea but all of them speak gibberish
>>28648432
Why's that?
>>28648474
Already attached but have clarified it as just an internet thing. It still brightens my day whenever we do Skype calls.
>>28648489
Don't wanna put it out here. Just basically, I'm garbage.
>>28648528
>we do Skype calls.
>skype calls
fuck off normie
>>28648488
She's probably interested in the attention that you give her. Read her message, don't respond and see how it goes.
>>28648545
how long shouldn't i respond to the messages?
>>28648528
You can message me on interpals if you want guy
I write like a fucking sperg but some people still answered me back. Tell me what I shoild write next.
>>28648560
until she sends you another message
>>28648468
>he thinks that's tall
I'm 5'5 and you don't look that tall. Now imagine someone being 6'5 or bigger. Now that's tall.
>>28648664
>i dont look tall
kek kiddo, i can see the top of your head. I tower over you.
>>28648664
>I'm 5'5
how & why
>>28648687
what ever makes you feel better manlet. You are in the same boat as me. Better get used to it.
>>28648702
When I was 5 some drunk driver fucked up my spine. It's ok now, but something happend and I didn't grow like I should have
>>28648371
Please don't bully! That's not okay.
>>28648749
>some 5ft5 literal child calling others manlets
>>28648762
Would you say that to Putins face? I don't think so.
>>28648785
Because he is surrounded by body-guards and lives in Russia, I'd say it to your face any day of the week.
kek, child.
>>28648785
>Comparing a world leader to some r9k guy
>>28648795
So you think just because you have height advantage you are superior?
>>28648818
I am superior than you in every-way, you're the size of a 10 year old who blames his inferior genetics on an accident.
kek, Child.
>>28648806
Manlets truly are deluded, what can i say? comparing themselves to putin.
>want to get into interpals
>don't want to deal with my stalker
>don't want to make a new account
Help
>>28648838
>I am superior than you in every-way
Ok. You have to keep your spirits hight somehow I guess. Good job buddy.
>who blames his inferior genetics on an accident
Both of my parents were above 5'10. My brother was 6'3.
>>28648868
>making up more lies to make himself feel better
It won't make you taller, chang ;)
>>28648884
I'm a slav. But I see that I triggerd you so I will stop now. I don't want you to sudoku.
>>28648914
Whatever helps you sleep at night, 5ft5 chang ;)
>>28648927
You know that we are just b8ing eachother now.
Talk about a sausage fest
>>28648993
No you're actually a dumb cunt for calling others manlets when you're 5 fucking 5.
Not that guy btw
>>28649030
Just hit up dudes
>>28649036
lanklets triggerd ))).Doesn't feel good now does it.
> qt girl is talking to me
> i say be my interpal girlfriend
> "muh boyfriend wouldnt like that"
happened 2 times already just started my account tonight
>made account a day ago
>nothing but messages from guys
ree
>mfw talking to 3 girls on 3 different continentsAT THE SAME TIME.
>>28648256
Whats her next big step in her master plan?
>>28649578
Probably to harvest your big American visa, soo horny
>>28645308
>>28645503
20 messages as soon as i wake up, i probably get over 50 a day though
>>28649670
nice censoring
>>28649670
It's a hard life Louis
>>28649600
do you think she messages all american dudes or just the ones she thinks are cute?
id feel better about it if it were the second thing
How do you ugly or socially anxious people deal with having to put your photos on? Is it worth the trauma if you aren't great looking? do you get negative comments?
would a blurry or distance photo be any good?
I guess it's better than local dating site at least so nobody will recognise you, right??
>>28649718
I'll go ahead and assume you're white, if so then we look nothing alike so I think it's because we are American :'(
>>28648089
this is garbage, you're only like this and people will only turn out like you because they're expecting this sort of thing to turn into more than just being friends with people and learning about cultures. as long as you arent overly commited to these people it's all fun and games really getting to know about other people. you're basically just using each other to learn more about the world, not trying to find you're perfect 10/10 qt gf. plus you can easily get skype info from a lot of chicks on this site and plan a meet up some time in the near future
>>28649690
>>28649699
oh wow i didnt even see that one, well i literally just woke up so im pretty out of it
time to make some breakfast and answer the daily cock call
How can I verbalize my way into getting nudes/lewds? I can get girls to message/respond but the actual communication is what I have issues with in getting results to quell my libido.
Also what's up with random male profiles with a female profile photo?
>>28649720
I've used a photo with a santa hat and a scarf tbqh, could only see my eyes
Still pulled the qts
>>28649670
Good taste in music even if you can't censor for shit
>>28649030
the numbers are pretty fucking weird on this site, check the males number and you'll see that it will basically be the same as the female and that the female+male number total doesnt even come close to the total number of people online, idk what the fuck is up with
>>28649393
holy shit that second guy, the thai one messaged me as well, checked his profile and it turns out he's a ladyboy.
someone please talk to him
>>28649807
noice
did they say anything about it?
anyone been visited by pic related yet? i swear he's visited me like 4-5 times within the past 2 days or so and now he's sent me a message. can't tell whether he's the new ylboy or what
>>28649894
Got some slavs who went "hahaha are you a bandit" and one Ukrainian who was like "dude you're wearing a santa hat and it's summer that contrast is soo artistic"
>>28649907
I'm gonna try this, thanks m8
THW azn qt 3.14 sends you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTR-ad3pLQU
>>28650016
TFW*****
TBO
2 italian qts
1 japanese
1 british
1 polish
1 swiss
life is good
>>28649806
you need to flirt and tease them for a few days usually, then just say "I think you should send me nudes ;)"
I met my gf on interpals.
>>28650269
Wasn't long until more pathetic shills came along.
>>28650278
Go get yourself a QT gf on interpals today :^)
>>28650278
>that one shill tinfoiler again
holy fuck leave these threads
have you fallen in love with your thai scammer today, anon?
o r i g i n a l c o m m e n t
How many people here message dudes? Is the site just for fixing qts or what
>>28650488
lots of them do, I've received messages from fags before
>>28650488
Finding*
Originamo
>>28650488
I don't message too many people but I look for anyone who's interesting. To be honest I'm not looking for a relationship or nudes like a lot of robots seem to, but rather just interesting conversations. In my case it's better to talk to guys since they're usually a lot more interesting...
>>28650488
I get an occasional message from a guy but rarely respond anymore. I kind of feel bad about it. Early on I spoke to a handful of guys but I'd usually stop responding. One dude sounded cool and asked me if I had any other messengers to talk though like Steam or Skype but I never replied. I do have enough male friends at the moment and am not really looking for friends on the site but I'm sure that guy thought he did/said something wrong.
>>28650488
i havent messaged any dude before but i've had some message before. most of them want to be friends and improve their english which i can help with but they tend to be boring af so i generally stop talking to them after a while
>>28649862
Holy shit, he did that to me too. I just blocked him.
why do i always look so fucking concerned like ryan gosling concerned
>>28650709
cause you a busta, brobot
never forget that
should i mention i'm neet i think chicks don't dig it
>>28650772
just say you're studying or working as a bartender, don't exaggerate but lie to seem like a normal guy
some what are some profile red light you guys have
>music is my life
>mentions tumblr
>describes herself as quirky, weird, talkative and shy all at the same time
>>28650887
some big ones
>likes kpop
>likes anime
>NO PERVERTS
>is learning Arabic, Turkish, Japanese, Korean, Hebrew (unless she is Middle Eastern)
>has no pictures of her outside seeming like a normal girl
>>28644956
what country?
I'm in similar situation. Wanna be friends?
>>28644956
don't bother with serious messages for an opener it scares girls off, just tell a joke
will i get interpals poon if i am ugly as shit
>>28650978
dude whats up with your eyes
also shave the moustache
>r9k realizes uglt European girls = average to hot American girls
>they don't realize the girls are just using the site to learn English
Sorry to burst your bubbles NERDS hahahaha
>>28650887
>thai
>friend list is exclusively guys that look similar to me
>pageview counter
>photos could potentially be several different people
>only full facial photo is obscured by that licking dog snapchat filter
>favourite TV show is Sherlock
>'say more than hi, hello, how are you or i will not reply you'
>'love to see that [+1]'
>has a western name if asian or a korean/jap name if white
>'i support LGBT people! if that bothers you get off my page!'
>>28651003
nice b8 m8 I r8 it 8/88
>>28650978
dude you look photoshopped desu
probably not bad irl tho
>>28651030
fucking this
pretty much all this shit is an insta turn off
also why the fuck do so many asian girls have harry potter as their only favourite book, this shit is seriously starting to trigger me
what the fk are you even supposed to write in "about me" except your height
i'm a pretty little princess :33333 i want to save the world
>>28651070
it's the most famous western book to them, like basic western bitches have only heard of Murakami
I don't understand what girls are trying achieve with the LGBT stuff, they must know it's a turn off for heterosexual men. You should never put any political opinions on social media if you want to make friends
what if someone i knew from rl found me
my life would be over right
>>28651212
you browse /r9k/, everybody in your life already knows you're a loser
>>28651212
I mean if you only put down "looking for friends" then its less of a deal than if they found an OKC/POF or Tinder account honestly.
>>28651040
Ok well what's the point of talking to girls from other countries? You're not even going to get to bang them or even hold their hand.
>>28651212
>>28651233
who fucking cares if someone you know sees you trying to get a date? It doesn't matter, grow some balls
This girl already wants to have phone sex and she isn't from some third world country. Why are girls so down on here?
>>28651262
about 90% of them are mentally ill and outcasts in their own country
>>28651262
They want green card
>>28651233
desu isn't that more pathetic and stuff than trying to get your d wet
>>28651293
I didn't even offer it though, she did when she heard I had a Southern accent. I just wanted to do some light flirting desu.
>>28651276
Seriously?
that sounds ideal
>>28651236
dank lewds
>>28651420
some you can tell just from their pictures and profile are crazy, other hide it more but talk to them enough and you'll soon see they've got issues
>just blocked a chinese qt for incoherent babbling.
feels good.
>'s profile has been viewed by 0 members this month.
kill me
how do i tell a girl I want to cum on her face without getting blocked
>"do your work or study?"
swear to god, i'm getting tired of this question.
>>28651637
what's your acc name? i'll give you a view
>>28651658
what's wrong with this question? i ask it all the time, it's a great way to develop the conversation
>>28651677
>it's a great way to develop the conversation
NEET board
>what's wrong with this question
>>28651655
you just build up to it with a bit of flirting first
i think i just found the girl of my dreams
pity she would never like me
>>28651658
just say you're currently studying
it's not that hard
You've got to remember that everyone there are normies and being a NEET is something unimaginable to them
Robots constantly complain about girls and say they should lower their standards, or at least be more realistic. So here guys, this girl will probably fall in love with you if you give her just a sliver of attention. But how many of you would message her? Not one of you. And people doubt fembots exists.
>>28651780
She's Phillipino and has terrible English. Those are red flags if I ever saw them
Well boys, this is it. Seems like I'm going to fly to England and deflower a girl, or get scammed and die. I really hope it's not the second one!
I'll get out afterwards, don't worry fellas.
please help i'm too scared to click and see who has viewed my account
>>28651780
I have only one standard - don't be fat
She fails even that.
https://vimeo.com/167107471
r9k meets their interpals qt
>>28651854
do it you pussy or else going through the effort of even making an account will all be in vain
>>28651884
reee a turkish boy
>>28651853
are you the one going for the persian jailbait in manchester?
I would say good luck but i don't think it will make any difference
>>28649578
Bang yai is going to bang you haha:D
>>28651913
Who? Some girl in L O N D O N, I'm fairly sure she's white.I was only kidding
>having multiple 16 year old qts messaging me and asking if they can add me on skype to help improve their english
they're so god damn cute but this feels so wrong
>when your only views are from indonesians thais and philippines
Why dont you guys all just use a dating site if you want a gf?
>>28652074
i only like foreign girls famalamadong
>>28652074
people in my local area on dating site might recognise me, it's scary
asians are as original as this fucking post.
>>28652090
but anon, you can specifically look for foreign girls on okcupid. i dunno about other websites but im sure they allow the same.
>>28652108
I feel u mang
I didnt see anyone i know, but i realized that even if they did so what? It doesn't really matter.
>>28652109
if you want more originality respond to them all saying, 'hey, let me guess, you want to get better at english?'
>>28652125
i don't know i have never tried desu
>>28652189
Try okcupid. You can look for foreign girls on there, and you might even find a local qt.
>60 page views (qtcrawler)
>nobody messages me first
am i this ugly or should i message some of them is that normal
>>28648013
Could you possibly be ANY more insecure? Don't think so.
>>28652232
just message them first dude, some of the best people i've spoke to on this site i had to message first
>>28652053
It's probably completely legal in their countries. Embrace it.
>>28652279
just looked up one of the countries and the age of consent is fucking 14, jesus
So is this site actually for making friends, or is it so people can have a big E-peen.
>>28652429
do you ever get tired of asking this question
>>28652442
this is literally the first time I've ever posted in an inter pals thread mate.
should I keep making a new profile or is it against rules?
my first day I didnt view any profiles and got 10+ messages from girls mostly thai or polish, and 75 or so views.
but nowadays I get 15-20 views per day and a message every 2-3 days. unless I go looking at profiles.
why wont anyone view my profile?
>>28652511
seems like a lot of effort when you could just update your status every 8 hours and it will have a similar effect
>>28652541
oh, I will try that, I havent ever updated my profile actually.
>>28652537
seriously wtf?? i have a normal pic, and my profile has info and stuff on it.
>>28652541
so updating profile keeps you on the front page?
good to know
>>28652603
post it
ogiralan
wow is this what being a chad feels like
i'm so overwhelmed
He's found me!!!
>>28652616
yes making any changes to your profile or being online increases your chance of getting page views because those are two of the criteria that searches are ordered by.
i don't know why everybody is so concerned about pageviews though, most girls prefer to be contacted first so you best chance is just to find a bunch of profiles of girls you're interested in and take the time to think of an original conversation starter
>>28652683
o shit waddup!
>>28652683
this guy is a meme now.
>People who don't use interpals script from /int/
l-lol
Should I even bother with IP if I'm not from first world Europe or the Anglosphere?
>>28652683
Is that a new profile picture? He actually looks kinda qt
>>28652755
http://ask.fm/YvannLaurent
How many days would you be able to stay alone (e)?
745623956923865823506829
What will the future look like ?
: /
robot confirmed?
god damn, i sift through so much garbage for qt black girls, and then they usually ignore my messages (which seriously aren't autistic at all), and usually don't even look at my profile after reading the message, and still ignore me
>>28652866
Shit, maybe this is why he keeps viewing robots.
>>28644116
no one will bother looking at you if you don't live in a western country, no matter what ethnicity you are.
>>28652824
it'll be a lot of hard work trying to find qt's who are interested in some guy from a shit tier country so you'll probably need to be pretty good looking and interesting to hook these girls as well. and considering this is r9k i doubt you're either of those things so you probably shouldnt bother
>>28652866
im pretty sure that he's from /int/
>>28652741
Being viewed strokes my vanity, especially if they message me first. It's all downhill from there though, they can only stand my autism for so long.
>>28652683
>Ylboy will never view your profile
notice me senpai
>>28653233
me too senpai, please
What's wrong with the forum on the site? It keeps refreshing it self
>>28653287
yeah they're pretty fucked, havent been able to go on them since making my account
also someone should make an faq or something for this stuff
>what do you actually like to do anon
i-i well uhh
>get messages by a dude
I dunno lads. I feel emasculated whenever I'm not talking to younger qts. Is this the ultimate beta feel?
It this site really like this?
>>28653390
I keep getting messages from guys like
>hey anon. I am mohammad from al ohaba.
>I want to learn english please talk 20 minutes
>thank you hear from you soon
yeah nah
>>28645622
but that isn't even close to the point he was making, you fucking retard.
>decide to start flirting with grills
>tfw the cutest grill messaging you is only 17
>tfw cant tell her shes a qt 3.14
>>28649906
you can filter out ppl in settings privacy.
>tfw 17-26 females filter settings
Come at me ladies.
You guys should watch this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=4A9gU4Kf840
>>28650807
welcome to manhood hahahahahaha
>>28651003
As a croatian robot I confirm.
is it a good idea to subtly drop your height in your description? Do chinks actually care about that?
fml i talked to lots of girls but they're dropping like flies they quit replying one by one
time to kms
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Posting the Pastebin for scripts
did the website crash or something it doesn't load anymore
connection timed out
>>28653800
you should be getting them on Skype or Whatsapp before they drop off
>>28645622
It does now fuck off
>>28653830
fuck man why didn't anyone tell me that before
>>28644116
Someone tell me what this is, do I need a picture of my face for it?
Down website edition. Enough with the scripts faggots
>>28653927
fuck off. We don't look like you Chad
i hope she's going to come back online i think i 'm in love with her
>>28653958
If i looked like chad I wouldnt be on this shitty website or this Bangladeshi knitting forum
>>28653996
>falling in love with the first girl who shows a tiny bit of interest in you
Hey guys look at my pic related.
>worried.jpeg
>>28654030
>didntflysogood
>>28654026
t's not just that she likes the same things as i do and i've never met a girl that does and she's a cute
>>28654030
nigger what
im not whoever this yiboy is
>>28654135
That's just what Ylboy would say
>using pic of dude with tight shirt, ray bans, golden chain and visible chest hair
let's see what falls in the net
>>28654135
oh wait i just realised you copied an old tumblr post from 2 years ago and inserted your own garbage into it to fit /r9k/
>>28654154
i dont even use interpals anymore the site is shit and crashes constantly
>tfw waiting for my old qt to return on IP for months
She told her friends about me, we had so many plans then I fucked it. S-she's made multiple accounts before, s-she'll return
>>28654234
> then I fucked it
how?
i-i posted anime music to a stacy and she isn't responding
did i fug up
>>28654261
She found out I had a gf. Technically we were just friends since long relationships never work but we both wanted to be with each other. Then she got upset, deleted her IP and Kakaotalk. I think I love(d) her more than my actual gf.
>>28654272
bruhorigi-fucking-nal
>>28654272
> tfw bonding with korean qt over mutual disdain for kpop
>>28654292
>has a gf
>fucks around
you deserved it tbqh
>>28654322
Maybe but I couldn't resist, had throw away a lot of qts and I doubt it was worth it. Tbh if I could chose again I would stick with my main qt only.
>b-black people have it hard on interpalsBLACKED
interpals down
WAT DO
>>28654030
Son, post your profile, I might be able to help you
>>28654615
nothing. just wait.
>>28654615
Refresh every couple of minutes and don't commit to doing anything else because nothing is as emotionally fulfilling as actual human interaction even if it's just online and no one in real life is as nice to you as your interpals qts are.
>Hey dad, this is my new sexy brown bf I found online, he's so much better than the local boys
Wot do?
>>28654625
very well. Do your worst/Jawbrah
i can't stop thinking about her..
do you think love can bloom on the internet?
>>28654732
disown your daughter and cut off her from the family
let the shitskins have her
>>28654741
THE JAW
H
E
J
A
W
>sissy kiwi bois
>>28654741
>jaw
I passoriginality
>white beta BLEACHED his ex-korean gf now he's BLEACHING his new chinese gf
>there must be more to life than BLACKING white women
wew lad, some pretty big traffic there
GOOKED
RICED
CHINKED
>site goes back up
>instantly get messaged by a 71 year old German
>tfw 24 hours since qt has responded
I-I'm sure she's just been busy, right?
>>28655011
you got something there
>>28650978
you look like those rpg characters with fucked up faces made by the player
>17 views in 8 minutes
What the fuck just happened?
>>28653475
oh shit i remember that
>one bars says there's 5900+ people online
>another says there's 19800+ people online
hmmm
>>28654395
>Maybe but I couldn't resist
well thats still your fuckin fault then dude
im pretty sure you'd do it again, cheaters always do
>>28655152
Only the one on the main page is right, the one on the online page(showing 20k online) is fucked
who else here recently masturbated and now has no interest in talking to these girls ever again?
>>28655156
n-no i've learned my lesson.
Guys do you have any success scripting to get more messages?
>>28655173
There's hardly anyone on this site anymore compared to last year it seems then
>>28655244
wait until summer
>mexican weeaboo
now I've seen everything
White chicks need to be more like black qts.
the site goes down way too often.
STOP CRASHING THE SITE YOU AUTISTS
>>28655289
What a qt
I'm gonna try her lads
oh come the fuck on
who hired the retarded webmaster
>>28655345
she's clearly into chink dick m8
>>28655289
>Mexican weeaboo
Ay caramba!
Godammit just when things are getting juicier!
>>28655416
>Uguu Caramba
>>28655416
>ay kawaiiga
damnoriginalbloxblox
>>28655514
don't mean shit m8, if you got game she will bend
>just got an email saying i got a message
>tfw my french qt watched a movie i recommended and it was a military one
are these good signs? i want to log in and talk but we have been talking everyday and for hours so i want to have a break so she don't get bored of me.
>>28655571
what movie m8 ?
Who /overwhelmed/ here. I feel like I'm fucking filing paper work trying to manage these conversations.
>>28655711
yeah, same here
I'm starting to feel it's just not worth it.
You have to spend hours talking to boring girls just for a small chance to see some shitty nudes
I'd rather just go to /s/ and fap and play vidya afterwards
lookie at this qt
>>28655753
I wonder how many pedos have already messaged ''her'' (it's obviously a honeypot)
geeeh fuck that, too many crashes
I'll come back tomorrow
>notice excessive article in your Interests from revision
>can't change it
I AM GOING TO FORGET PLS CLOUDFLARE
>>28650978
You look like God installed Sims mods
>>28655752
>>28655711
just drop some girls, autists
>what's the last movie you watched anon?
cannibal holocaust it was pretty cool and hot
>ew wtf are you a psycho or something
I FORGOT I WASN'T ON HERE
>>28654918
Annie you're white but your heart is black.
Oh shit that is side splitting.
why is interpals coded like shit
>>28656040
Always has been, always will be.
Such is the cost of a worldwide network of qts to flirt with.
>>28656040
it was coded by the indians
>>28656055
>Always has been, always will be.
Not surprising.Sounds like university websites.
>>28656058
>captcha had peyote in it
Magical.
>>28655905
kek
rqewji2-89qjwt5q46tw5
Any good advice for getting Japanese qts?
>>28656147
Don't write in pure hiragana that shit is so fucking hard to read. Treat them nicely they aren't usually typical western whores you have come to hate.
>>28656147
There are only two kinds of Japanese qts:
Those hungry for white dick who will gladly play along with your weeb tendencies
Those who will ignore you for listing anything weeb in your profile. Still hungry for white man cock in the end though.
Know which she is and play her accordingly.
>>28656040
>>28656055
I keep telling you guys to look for other websites. There are websites with penpal services other than interpals. Google and look around.
>>28656147
Don't talk about anime. Tell her you're interested in her culture and contrast Japanese cities with your own a little bit. Mention any hobbies Japs would think is cool, like guns or cars. They think American stuff like that is cool as hell.
>>28655289
>tfw can understand what she said in weebspeak
DJT ACTUALLY WORKS
i just woke up 39 views on my first day. 6 messages waiting but the site keeps crashing
ENOUGH
>>28648474
Why should I go on when everyday I dread being alive. Get made fun of for being a loser to society when I was born with shit genetics. I'm here so my family can feel better about themselves. I'm not going to deal with this anymore, if this goes on, a bullet is going through my skull.
>>28651780
She is from an especially shit part of the Philippines. Approach with caution she might have eaten her family in wartime.
>>28656389
>she might have eaten her family in wartime
>this post
>start memeing with this 16 y/o
>we are getting comfortable
>she tells me some creep just asked to see her feet
>w-why would they want to see that? im kind of curious now and want to see them
>labels me a perv now
>i say "you trapped me talking about feet"
>no longer replying
who else here desperately alone
>>28656809
Nice try dumb frogposter
>>28656809
Mayne if you are going to be creepy be attractive.
Flirt normally you baka. You had the opportunity to say you would ask to see something else if you were going to ask or something.
>>28656809
>"Some creep asked to see my feet"
>"WHY WOULD HE WANT THAT, SHOW ME YOUR FEET"
Do i really need to fill out a profile for this? Every profile i see is completely filled out
>>28656893
Ancillary, If you want people to start chats with you I would fill it out.
>>28656893
If you want chicks to message you first then yes, otherwise I suppose not.
>Hardly get views from girls and no messages.
>Same foreign guy keeps viewing me
Why did I get shit genetics?
>>28656839
>>28656891
i might be at least a little attractive i have gotten 40 views day 1 and some girls are actually talking to me. also she hasnt completely stoped replying its just slower. ill win her back lads
>>28656932
Don't worry, nature will put that matter to better use when you die.
>>28656809
a lot of the younger asians describe anything even vaguely referring to a body as perverted, it doesn't really have the same definition as in the west. don't worry about it too much but also don't ask to see 16 year olds' feet next time
How do you guys put your real pics? Im actually good looking but when i tried to make an interpals profile i panicked and uploaded an anime pic instead of showing my actual face, im paranoid about normies somehow finding my account and also about being catfished
>>28656932
Ylboy favours you?
you're blessed anon
>>28656893
if you want them to message you, yes
but I prefer to do the messaging, and leaving it blanks gives you that mysterious edge that many girls enjoy
>>28656993
i knew it was dumb to ask that but if she brought them up i wasnt about to let some feet pics go unchecked you know what i mean?
i was trapped fo sho
>>28657017
Who cares? There's only a few thousand active people on the site, the chances of anyone you know seeing you is exceedingly low. Even if they do it's not like it's an embarrasing site to be on, just don't put anything on your profile you would be embarrased for people you know to read.
>>28650978
is this a normiechat filter?
>>28657017
>panicked and uploaded an anime pic
>>28650939
Yeah sounds nice. What's your profile?
>>28657017
if some normie finds it you can always say you were findign language partners instead of what you were really doing (getting thai girls nudes)
>>28651881
Can I have an original link?
>>28657017
If you're too insecure to put your picture on a penpal website you're already a lost cause, just don't bother
>>28657056
>filtered by my city
>40,000 normies in my little town
I don't see anyone I know but I see touhou and dank maymays guy.
>>28657149
its not about insecurity, id no doubt get a good amount of messages from my display picture im just scared about someone i know finding it or worse talking to a thai ladyboy
>>28657119
i suppose so, but there are penpal sites that i used to use that dont require a profile pic
>>28657067
i know pretty beta
>>28657056
i think ill just like to my MAL account so everyone can know how normal and well adjusted i am
>>28657151
do you live in NYC or something?
>>28657195
you're obviously insecure, what kind of secure person gives a fuck if someone they know sees them on a penpal site?
>>28657195
I only meant the population was 40,000. There are like 7 nerds on the site 4 are old women 2 are probably here. One is some strange 17 year old gril. The chances of running into someone you know are low.
>>28657195
post your pic, you seem deluded so i doubt you're as good looking as you think
but anyway it's a psychological issue, you're don't act like a man, you act like a beta who is afraid of what others think of him. That attitude is pure pussy repellent no matter how you look.
When ZeldaGirl1992 won't stop messaging you even though you ignore her
>>28657223
interpals is pretty weird idk, i feel like if anyone understands the site they'd find it weird im on it
>>28657238
im gonna research my city of 3 million soon
>>28657248
i will not post my pic on 4chan but im at least an 8/10. I have a gf irl and getting pussy is not too much of a challenge even though i have poor social skills
>>28657267
>ZeldaGirl1992
bruh... that ain't no girl
>>28657267
holy fuck why would you even start a convo with her, just visited her now and already scared shes gonna message me
>>28657306
get over yourself m8, you sound like a loser
>>28657267
I talked to her a few months back for a while, tried to get nudes, no luck
>>28657306
Stop trying to create this facade. Anyone who panic posts an anime profile pic isn't an 8/10
>>28657306
get a load of this autist, either do it or dont you pussy, stop trying to brag about meaningless shit on the internet
>>28657318
I didn't man, but now she's here to stay and attempt to ravage my brown boypucci
>>28657306
Get the fuck out of here then normalfag
>>28657306
you're too insecure to post your picture here or on interpals, and you're narcissistic enough to think anybody in your life cares about seeing your autistic ass online, you also like anime
face facts, you're probably a 3/10, and a virgin
>>28657319
rude
>>28657361
i have a normie book account, but its the only place on the internet where there pictures of my face and my name linked together
>>28657376
i probably wont end up making a real account on interpals, all im looking for is a pen pal really
>>28657412
jajaja
>>28657420
whatever you wish
>>28657306
>i'm model tier handsome but too scared
Jesus Christ you sound pathetic
>>28656809
Damn this sounds too much like an experience I recently had. Where was she from?
>>28657443
bro this isnt the 90's, pen pals dont really exist anymore. the site has an instant message service and most girls that you get close with on there will almost always ask for a different form of communication, skype,fb,whatsapp
>>28657450
The only thing i have going for me is my looks. Im an absolute awkward beta when it comes to women and the only way i can get chicks is if they do the heavy lifting (which they do because they want to sleep with me)
>>28657505
girls wouldnt want an email pal? I hate IM so much
>>28657505
>tfw no Japanese girl to send American sweets for delicious gatchapons
>>28657546
>The only thing i have going for me is my looks.
jesus christ you sound like me last year. When was the last time you looked at yourself in a mirror?
>womanlet so desperate
when will they learn?
>>28655711
>>28655752
It's not like you HAVE to respond to them all. This is how women feel online, I can understand now why they ignore so many messages desu.
>>28657617
when i woke up this morning and brushed my teeth, why?
>>28657646
>"I am le shy guy but I'm hot so all the girls sex me xD"
Wow anon it's just like the fanfictions told me it would be!
>>28657659
Just stop replying original anon
>>28656809
Anon pls, who was she? I'd hate to find out we were both orbiting the same girl ;_;
nice name
tbqh famalam
>>28657636
But any one of them could bethe one
>>28657659
not all the girls, just the reason why im not a miserable virgin is because girls come unto me.
if i was uglier, i'd be a wizard for sure.
>>28657671
Are you really this delusional? If you were really attractive you wouldn't get so worked up. Your life isn't so kind of harem manga, please seek help for your sake.
>>28657727
I'm not even the guy you replied to I'm just worried about you anon
>>28657632
where the fuck do you live? She's above average for an asian country and about average for a european country
>>28657721
You mean you are a wizard and that you should stop living out this fantasy in your head. It's okay anon, the first step of grief is denial.
>>28656809
lol was it mybbyhoran
She told me about you, so don't worry bro, she's a backstabbing cunt.
>>28657830
>Requests
>Please dont ask me to send you a pic of my foot,its weird..
Lol doing gods work anons
>>28657812
its all anonymous family, i dont get upboats for lies, in fact all ive got are hostile replies. if i was a wizard id be hanging from a rope, not fantasizing on 4chan
>>28657830
>>28657850
>This user only accepts messages from 13-18 year old users
MODS
>>28657905
Am 18 laddie
>Shitskinistan is considered Asia
>cute girl is talking to you
>she has a boyfriend
why is every girl a whore.
>>28658048
>>28658088
>The amount of frogposters in this thread
>>28658110
>I'm actually a frog eater
>>28658161
I propose a new sport. Pepe Chaining. May the longest pepe chain win, it may appear any thread, anywhere, any time.
>tfw no comrade gf
>>28658221
dayum forgot the pic
>>28658221
>>28658234
YOU RUINED THE PEPE CHAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28658239
eat me famalam
>>28658221
>>28658234
>ywn help a qt russian girl overthrow capitalism
JUST
U
S
T
>I am well-bred
Oh hey, never thought I'd see an interpals thread on /r9k/.
I actually met my current girlfriend on Interpals, we've been dating for about 2 years now, we're getting married next year.
She's a Russian qt and was a kissless virgin before me. I really hit the jackpot.
>>28658308
How cheeki breeki tits get so low at 21?
>be grill
>about 5/10
>make account
>my profile is empty
>instantly get 5 messages from betas
do you guys also do this?
>>28658366
I wait to get messaged but I filled out my profile
>accidentaly click on a 16y/o profile
>>28658467
>tfw they have settings that wouldn't let you talk to them if you wanted to.
>>28658366
I have a good flag and a nice face so girls message me first.
Feels good
why does every russian girls look like models
Is this Thai girl thing a maymay? I haven't got a single one. Do I need to look more wealthy?
>>28658490
>tfw 16 year old with settings that block over 18 messages me (20)
>body says woman
>face says teenage boy
>>28658536
They don't. Have you ever seen a model? Most of them are mediocre at best
>>28658544
thai "girl"
>>28658544
Do you have a desirable flag? It is certainly not a maymay. My inbox is infested.
>>28658592
Another one fucking messaged me as I was typing that.
>>28658592
Do they not want to come to clapistan? Are they smart enough to see I live in the middle of no where?
>>28658627
They just want big boy American man visa
>>28658587
really bruv?
>tfw shit gets too real
>>28658651
I have the means to green card grils I tried to bring a Filipina over once. I am offended they do not recognize my means. Fuck you Thailand. I am entitled to messages.
based Ukraine qt
>>28658688
Careful what you wish for mate...
>>28648466
a girl is literally moving down here just so we can be together. Next summer when she turns 21.
I've never seen a girl want dick so bad
>>28658890
> dick
hah... yeah, lad
it's the dick she wants..
What's your flag btw?
>was told my views would dry up after some days
>get more views than ever today
Was I meme'd?
>>28644116
I've made a profile about an hour ago, got four views. Three of them are middle aged men from third world countries. I'm also male.
Fourth one i some Finnish female.
Now my question is, is there a way to look at someone's profile without them being notified?
>>28659164
I don't think so.
What's the point? You really think we got views just from our looks?
We just check 30 profiles a day
>>28659193
But i don't want to be judged by people who live thousands of miles away, anon. I even covered up half of my face with aviator shades.
>>28659218
My man stand proud we are white.
>>28659260
This. being white gets you in with most women already on interpals. Just dont be a total retard
>>28659193
Speak for yourself son. I don't check shit, and the qts are flocking.
>>28659260
I don't want smelly SEAsian females messaging me 20 times a day in the hopes of getting the European equivalent of an American Green Card.
Do i just message females and look at their profiles without any fear?
In the "looking for" section if you put "romance/flirting" or "a relationship" does it make you seem thirsty?
>>28659649
I don't have it, yet I still get girls flirting
>>28659718
They want your flag lad
>>28659649
Seriously, these sections get mostly ignored
>>28657704
>Kanokporn
>Canuck Porn
>>28658735
>South America
At least she blocked most of the sandnigger countries
>>28658467
>have added 4 16 year olds on skype already
they're pretty fun to toy with and some of them are cute are fuck
Any tips for a new profile if I've never used this thing before?
what should I even put as a username? some variation of my real name? le anonymouse123?
>>28660672
I don't really think it matters mine is just my name +IsGod
>>28660558
>[r9k]
>complains that girls aren't nice to them and treat them like shit
>ruin girls' opinions on men at the very first moment they enter womanhood by playing around with their feelings
wew lads
Hey, outsider here, just passing through. Made an account about 4 years ago, first year was great, bunch of chicks wanting to show me their axe wounds. About 3 years back met a French girl who was visiting my country for uni, fast forward and we're in a very happy monogamous relationship. Don't give up and take every chance possible my Robot friends.
>>28660738
Thank you, traveler, and good wishes to you for your journey onward.
>>28660706
so how's interpals treating you rick? is being black as much of an obstacle as you thought or what?
>>28660808
It's actually not as bad as I thought, I guess it's probably because I look part Asian, but either way I've been chatting up the euro hunnies. Have been pleasantly surprised
how much of my powerlevel should I reveal in my profile? if I want to find the introverted qts I assume it's okay to admit some amount of lonerism or shyness???
where's the profile creation guides
>been talking to a random dude from USA
>we talk about vidya, music, etc.
>it's an actually interesting conversation
>realize that I don't have to work hard and carry the convo by myself like I do when I talk to girls
>finally realize that girls are boring shallow people (if you could even call them that)
Jesus Christ, I though it was just a meme
Wish i was born gay desu
>>28660907
Admit enough to make you seem interesting, but not enough to make you seem undesirable. You want to look mysterious not lonely
>>28660907
i would recommend not using phrases like powerlevel for a start
>>28660907
Don't write anything you wouldn't mind your mother seeing
>>28660948
>>28660948
so how does talking to another guy even start? did you find him first and message him or the otherway around?
ive always just assumed all the dudes that look at my profile are fags
>>28660975
>>28660984
>>28660993
THANKS GUYS I'M GOAN DO THIS
>>28661026
Well, he messaged me first. He's basically coming studying to my country next year and wanted to learn more about it. Seems to be pretty normie too. Anyway I showed off my autism early so as to not waste both our times. He just called me ''laid back'' and ''cool''. Then we just started talking about random shit.I'm 65% sure he's gay though,
I created my profile an hour ago and I still have 0 profile views
Is this normal or did I fuck up?
wtf guys I have to put my real city?
will people in my local area find me? I'm not sure I can handle this.
>>28661106
I made an account 3 hours ago and I've gotten 3 views. Not sure if that's good or bad.
>>28660738
Outsider here again, anyway I can help you guys?
Take this shit back to /int/.
>>28661106
Do you have a picture?
THISISORIGINALREEEE
>>28661166
Yeah, I do
Why?
>>28661152
Tell me what makes a good profile
What pics should I have? Is there merit to honesty, or should I choose the most flattering angles and lighting?
>>28661152
Do you want our profiles or what?
>>28661126
Yeah the chances of 1 in 400000 people having a profile and seeing you who also happen to know you and live in your home town is slim.
Garmo shoo!
>>28661152
What are the dos and do nots for a profile?
What are the best ways to get a French qt?
Does location matter at all?
>>28661192
It sounds shit but what makes a good profile is to have the language /location preferences for the people you're trying to get to know. Put up some languages you're dabbling in (even if you have no real interest in learning it). Have photos that you would normally be tagged in on Facebook, night outs, camping trips, sports. If you don't have anything like that, fake it. If you're military, don't post photos in uniform, you'll only attract a very particular kind of person (unless you want to be praised for nothing). I have only ever filled out the description, if they want to know my music/book/film choices they'll ask.
It has really become harder to keep conversations will fems since tinder, they all want some witty opening line so don't go with "hey, thanks for stopping by"
Don't have looking for a relationship or flirting, in my early days I internet-sexed about 20 girls from IP and not a single one of them had those indicators on.
>>28661303
My girlfriend and I happened to study the same field of science and her visiting my city was a stroke of luck. Like all things luck is always a factor, play all your hands right and things will eventually work out.
>>28652217
>>28652125
>finding a foreign gril on okcupid
I don't get the point of that. or this site if used as a dating site. I mean what're you going to do once you talk to them (assuming they'll talk to you half way across the world.) Unless you've got money you'll likely not fly to them or vice versa no? so it'd be a fake ldr if anything or a penpal which wouldn't be 'romantic' right? Seems more pointless than normal desu.
>>28644116
I just joined this website and having 8 different conversations with qts
will post wins if ill remember you nerds
p.s girls are more autistic than guys on this website
>>28661309
thanks man that's useful stuffs
>>28660738
>>28661152
Dont think you're hot shit for fucking a
"Qt" and getting 100s of messages. Tons of people have so don't come on here to makes yourself feel superior by giving shitty consensual advice like a failed, attention whoring normie cunt
>>28661452
this
fuck off faggot cunt
>>28661452
Lol, honestly just trying to give people some honest feedback from a long term user, it was more of a "don't give up" than anything else. But if I'm not wanted I'll be on my way, happy hunting guys.
>>28661309
>fake it
How does one go about creating himself an entirely new life? I can do some shit with photoshop and illustrator, but how am i supposed to fake my shit?
>>28645160
>Do girls like autism?
yeah bro they love it, you're gonna be drowning in pussy
>>28661509
oh how kind of you, can you physically demonstrate to me how to fuck my qts as well? Knob
Should I even bother if I'm not interested in finding a gf? I was thinking of starting an account because I like learning languages, but judging by this thread it seems to be mostly a dating site.
>>28661623
Don't fake the life, just the picture. A selfie in a clearing, go rock climbing just once, how many times do you see girls main photo and they're hanging from a rock wall or riding a horse just to find out they did it twice. Look like you're interesting, then when they get to know you make them interested in the real you. Once people dig through the superficial shit they start finding real hobbies/interests they share.
>>28661509
this is r9k, just ignore the most bitter cunts. Your advice was helpful, thanks.
>>28661650
I'm not into cucking another man, but if you're into that shit I guess I can be persuaded. Why are you so salty anyway? Is it because I'm just a tourist here?
>>28661688
> judging by this thread
That's your first mistake. Just because we're thirsty virgins doesn't mean everyone on the site is. Plenty of people who want to trade language lessons there
>>28661695
I go to bars, but by myself, can't add friends in the pictures that don't even exist.
And i just messaged a qt who collects coins "Hey, if you were a coin, you'd be in my collection", because i also collect coins, but didn't mention it in my profile. Did i do good?
>>28657632
That's a trap anon. Not in the crossdressing type but the give me money type. It's pretty obvious looking too.wonder how many betas donate to those type of traps. and whether they believe the lies or are just in denial.
>>28661756
Try a little harder next time, girls tend to hate pick-up lines.
>>28661756
(searches profiles mentioning coin collecting) it depends on the girl really, if she bites I would very quickly clarify that you also collect coin so you don't scare her off.
>>28661788
Followed up with "That was cheesy, but i kind of collect coins, most of them happen to be foreign."
Sounds good in my drunken head.
>>28661794
see
>>28661806
First time i'm doing this shit and i'm 22. Guess i'm just retarded.
>>28661806
Haha nice, I'm more of a mint collector myself.
Also with the bar question, a sneaky selfie at a bar gives the vibe that you're somewhat social without having to be actually social.
>>28661806
Slightly better if you realise your mistakes, she might snag if she likes coins enough and wants to compare collections.
>>28661756
not very autistic but you should keep in mind this isn't really a dating website so the first bit of chat should be friendly rather than flirtatious unless she really wants the BGC
meanwhile
>qt french girl has sent me occasional messages for months
>don't know how i overlooked her because she's better than most of the messages i get
>try to pass it off that i thought she was too pretty to be real so that's why i didn't give her my whatsapp before
>says she'll prove it on snapchat
>here we go lads
>sends me a plainish selfie
>send back a photo of me
>no reply
>...
>check her profile again
>this user does not exist
oh
>>28661719
Look at you, trying to make yourself feel like a special snowflake "I'm le tourist outsider faggot". you ain't the shit lad you're just like the rest of us.
fuck I did it guys
first time I ever put my real pictures on a website of any kind
fugggg
>>28661981
Same feel here, i'm the coin guy.
Although you can't see half of my face because of aviator shades, it's a big step for me.
>>28661963
Such a salty cunt...
>>28661981
>>28662011
Good work guys, it's a step forward, hope you get some positive comments soon
>when she comes back online again after going missing for a day
Thank god, lads. My backup qts weren't cutting it at all. I figured she was just done with the place.now she just needs to respond
>>28662011
looking good btw pmpc
>>28662113
> haven't moved onto another chat-client
I've got some bad news lad...
>>28659095
my what?
tbo
>>28662284
On /int/, where these threads are more common, they have flags by IP. He's asking your country.
Want to be my interpal on Telegram?
25yo Irish male. @mollymawk
>>28651881
>just watched this two days ago on tv
Weird.
>tfw no qt crazy gf
hey pepes how much do i have to lower my standards if i have a colombian flag? also my profile pic covers half of my face
haven't messaged anyone yet but i have not had many views back..
god dangit every single cute girl ive talked to says she has a boyfriend
what the fuck who suggested this website. this place is like getcucked dot com or some shit
