Any other robots here from Canada?
>>24296324
>having a feminist kek for a prime minister
JUST
DUDE IT'S 2015 LMAO
>>24296324
No, no robots are Canadian, are you stupid?
>>24296324
vaughan reporting in
I feel like I'm the only robot in Canada. Everyone I know has gotten laid or are in a relationship and have friends. Furthermore whenever I got into one of those stat threads most of the Canadians I see there have lost their virginities and have friends. I don't know what to do anymore, should I move to a more robot friendly country like the US or Japan?
>>24296401
I've never had sex. I live in Ottawa
>>24296361
IN .... TIME FOR 2015
>more refugies please! :D
Canada's been getting nonstop flak recently
It was
>A FUCKING LEAF
Now it's
>IT'S 2015
>>24296401
>robot friendly country like the US
Canada has mo money fo dem NEETbux programs and far less people. If anything, Canada is the country friendlier to robots.
Don't know about Japan, but they are workaholics.
>>24296361
His fucking cabinet is MAJESTIC though.
He is far better then Stephan. Hes fucking awesome.
>>24296658
Go away slut
>>24296361
>appointing cabinet ministers by gender rather than merit
>wants to take in 25,000 refugees by 2016
Why? Because it's 2015 :o)
>>24296420
Kanata?
>>24296324
Calgary reporting in.
>tfw no blue eyed brown hair plaid wearing lumberjack bf
>>24296718
lol, US has already taken in 10,000.
>tfw it's 2015
>tfw 2015 was 80 years ago
>>24296324
Originally from the US but I go to school in Canada. Its pretty cool. Quebecois nationalists can be real pricks though.
>>24296798
>tfw I am this
>tfw doesn't matter, I'm not a qt anyway
>>24296436
I actually didn't mind the
>DUDE WEED
but
>ITS 2015
is just fucking embarrassing
York University reporting it
>My university owned apartment has less access to water, heat, and internet than some third world countries
>No friends
>QTs everywhere, even nerdy plain ones, but literally all of them are either lesbians or have boyfriends
Should have gone to Literally Anywhere Else
Who /Richmond Hill/ here? Sup senpai
>>24296324
Medicine Hat wizard, signing in.
Getting comfy in bed.
>>24296742
Stittsville
>>24296658
>I disagree with JLH on yet another thing
I'm surprised you're still alive. Do you have HIV yet?
Also, who here Vancouver?
>>24297330
University of Guelph here
at least you're not at normie central
the ratio for girls to guys here is 3:1, yet I don't have a female friend, let alone a girlfriend. I'm not a part of any social circles either, unless you count my muslim friends because they're in my design team.
/moncton/ here
>>24296718
>>24296361
i don't get why you guys are tripping
don't people say that the liberals have a habit of campaigning liberal, yet governing conservative?
Who /Windsor/ here? How about the kebab we have? How about the additional kebab we're going to get?
/vancouver/ here, probably the worst place ever in canada.
everyone hates asians here honestly
>>24297193
Is this a unique image? I winced
Montreal anglo scum here
Wow anglos in Montreal are scum
>>24296742
Shit dude, I live in Kanata. Drop your digits senpai.
>>24297762
>liberals have a habit of campaigning liberal, yet governing conservative
If that's true, than it's everything that I don't want.
I'm a leftie economically, but I'm not a fan of the soft "social progressiveness" that they seem to promote. Is there no winning for people such as myself?
I votedNDP., so at least I have some right to complain.
>>24297995
>leftie economically
>wanting a decent standard of living
Pic one family.
Also
>NDP
So basically you're admitting you're a kuck.
>>24297911
i am in st.laurent pls b my friend
hello canadians
i am from minnesota and want to leave this depressing, empty land for good. i wanted to move to vancouver but then i realized i am poor as shit.
is there anywhere in canada isnt ridiculously expensive?
thank you
Did anyone else watch YTV and Teletoon growing up?
>You will never relive the GodTier glory days that was 90s/early 2000s YTV and Teletoon
>>24298118
Most small towns in Canada aren't all that expensive.
>>24297911
je sais huh
tabrnak les anglophones la
Who /saskatchewan/ ?
>>24297857
I'm asian myself and I hate how my own race is behaving here.
>>24297995
I like thomas mulcair, but he was in the wrong party.
>>24298118
Don't believe what anybody tells you, it's not cheap to live in any Provincial Capital, and the cheapest ones suck dick anyways.
If you're in Minnesota Thunder bay might fit the bit but it's a bit shit, not gonna lie.
>>24297857
Racially pure asians are a virus. And white cock is the cure.
>>24297995
>left-wing on the economic spectrum
>not progressive on the social spectrum
Yikes, what a mess.
Reasonable Canadians have center-right economic views but fairly libertarian social beliefs, and so are torn between giving up their civil liberties by supporting the Conservatives and giving up economic policy by voting for a left party
>>24298159
But unlike virtually any city, a small town virtually requires owning a car or some vehicle, otherwise you're virtually trapped there.
Then again, if he's really broke, I suppose he could hitchhike, but I doubt the average /r9k/ user is capable of that level of social interaction.
Who /newbrunswick/ here?
>>24296420
Same here. Never had a gf and I'm in Ottawa as well.
>>24298126
fuck off millennial scum
>>24297732
/saintjohn/
>>24298250
>libertarian social beliefs
kek, most Canadians unironically don't believe in free speech. I take it you're not from Southern Ontario/Quebec?
>>24298337
Pick up a dictionary and learn what millennial means.
Are you 40?
>>24297857
everyone who lives in vancouver should kill themselves
kill yourself
the horror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DnoxzorYg
Spent some time in rural Ontario.
Beautiful country, but ya'lls liquor prices are shit, and it's stupid as hell that you can only buy from the government.
>>24298432
go to quebec then
>>24298126
>Did anyone else watch YTV and Teletoon growing up?
No duh.
Who else here /legitimatelyfrightenedbythepunisher/? Even as kid, an imposing man in a leather mask dumping buckets of coloured cake mix on children seemed a bit off. I guarantee some autist has a deviantart page dedicated to him.
>>24297857
I walk on left of sidewalk
Mandarin is all that I talk
Buy up houses and keep them unoccupied
Vancouver is getting china-colonized
My umbrella pokes whites in their eyes
I'm too focused on my white s5
White BMW go zoom zoom zoom
I stink up elevators with chanel perfume
I very like WeChat and bubble tea
Waa what mean cheat on exam me?
>>24296361
>he'll be lekeking you though.
EDMONTON
D
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/GTA/ here.
Has anyone attended Memorial University in St.John's? I only ask because it's incredibly cheap, like 2k a year, and I'm interested in going back to uni but don't want to pay 10k a semester here in Ontario.
>>24298722
No. You would be the first to attend Memorial. Congratulations.
>>24298596
i absolutely hate FOBS
I'm an asian girl myself and people expect me to love kpop and be shitty at english
its pathetic
>>24298126
>YTV in 1998
http://web.archive.org/web/19980211163622/http://www.ytv.com/shows/index.asp
>YTV now
http://www.ytv.com/shows
>>24298833
Pls be in Richmond
Also Vancouver bots, who /UBC/ here? Let's meet up I'm tired of having no friends, and the people I live with hate me cuz I'm white
>>24298554
Oh holy shit, I completely forgot about that show until just now... what was it called?
>>24298657
Right here, family.
>every road heading towntown is under construction
>ice district
>metro line is a fucking joke
What a time to be an Edmontonian
>>24298993
IIRC, it's called "Uh Oh!
>>24298993
First result on youtube:
>wink's opening monologue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV2Zc4xVkA4
>>24298950
I live next to UBC, thunderbird str.
i'm asian tho so
>>24297679
Heyyy uog soft eng here
>>24299235
Hey man, how's the softeng life for you? What year you in?
>>24299307
In first year, its really easy but I hate my electives. You in eng?
>>24299405
Yeah, first year as well. You in dorms?
>>24299450
In south residence, mountain
>>24299488I'm in South Mountain too. what cluster are you in?
>>24299527
Foothills or Valley?
>this is sketchy as fuck btw we might have ran into each other
>>24299610
Nope neither, I'm in Glacier.
>so close yet so farWe should still be friends.
>>24298126
>Did anyone else watch two of the only three all day, everyday kid channels that weren't for ages 3-6
No, literally no one did but you.
We only rarely got teletoon until I was 10 (not sure why, just barely worked) so it was like the forbidden fruit. Then when we got it no problem I soon realized that YTV was superior in almost every way until night time
>>24299652
I'm in foothills
>at least your not a valley boy
Also, I'm off campus tonight with senpai, but back tomorrow
canada is a fucking hellhole
there is not a single friendly woman in this whole country
I just want a girl to sit on my face WHY IS THIS PLACE SUCH A HELLHOLE
Auto corrected family to senpai? I really need to get off the internet every once in a while
>>24298657
Right here with you brother. Fuck I don't want to go back to uni tomorrow though
Who else /interior of BC/ here?
Kamloops myself.
>>24298657
Right here with you brother. Fuck I don't want to go back to uni tomorrow though fuck eng
>>24299722
What's wrong with valley bois? I wouldn't know because I mainly talk to about 5 individuals on any given day.
>>24298190
me unfortunately
>>24296420
>Ottawa
me2 brehz
>>24299769
Btw this happens my fellow Guelph bot
>>24299815
>They be the worst kind of chads...
Believe it or not, i've made friends with girls in foothills, but they treat me like a little brother/ think I'm gay. But its k because its progress. I'm fairly sociable, just scared to death by girls.
Have you had any luck?
>>24297542
Are you still here f a m?
/richmondhill/ is the shit
>>24299971
I talked to this qt Indian chick a few months ago who liked visual novels and is in comp sci. I got her number and we texted a few times, but I'm pretty sure I scared her off. I don't think she's a "fembot", but she seemed to be kind of awkward and was quiet-ish. I don't know what she's up to, but I do know she goes to the same math lecture as me cause I spotted her a couple times(MATH 1200 with Kim at 2:30).Want her number? ;)?
>>24296759
Also in Calgary for the time
>>24299971
Oh and btw I didn't ask her for her number, I just put it in to her phone and she texted me later so that's how I have it.
Other than that no luck.
>>24300079
Sure, sounds good. Might put it to use one day (might know the girl you are talking about)
Maybe one day we'll run into each other in mountain cafe
>6" 2 thin white boy here
Since you are eng are you in cis1500?
>tfw northern Alberta
Not only am I a loser, but if I wanted to go and get a girlfriend or something the only selection here are my childhood friends, and there's no way in hell I'm going to be dumb enough to go for that.
who /scarborough/ here?
Any UTSC or centennial morningside kids?
>>24300173
>might know the girl you are talking about
She wears beanies almost religiously with badges on them. Also she has short hair and is a lighter skinned Indian.
>6'' 2 thin white boy
with those stats, nothing should be holding you back. if you screw up, it'd be a case of autism.
>Maybe one day we'll run into each other in mountain cafe
just look for the black guy sitting by himself with a black coat on (usually) and blue earbuds. if you want to say hi, just lightly tap on my shoulder and we'll talk. I don't mind being interrupted. I can give you her number then, and maybe you can escape robot hood.
>Since you are eng are you in cis1500?
Yes I am. Assignment 2 got extended to next Sunday. I also suck dick at programming.
>>24298833
someone asked me if I spoke english, but I got a humanities degree from one of the two better unis in BC.
I'm from Vancouver, last year there were a bunch of mormons in kerrisdale and UBC. Wondering if you guys have seen them?
>>24300575
no one cares uncle chan
>>24300319
>Bennie girl
Yeah, I think I see her in software design class all the time.
>6"2 how are you not winning
Yeah I know it's like loosing on easy mode, girls think i'm 'cute'. They never be more than friends.
>Mountain cafe shawshank redemption style meet-up
Yeah, i'd be up for that. Only since i've come to uni have I developed social skills, I have a few good friends now because of it, if I am with other people i'll ask you to join us. There good people. Otherwise, if i'm solo I'd be down for a chat.
>Assignment 2
It was extended? I've been finished for a while, maybe I could help you out.
Just in advance, I've been browsing this god forsaken website for years, and I don't think I'm a full robot anymore. (just with girls) They fucking called me sheldon cooper last week god damnit. Anyways, I might seem a tad normie that's all.
>>24298126
MY THING'S SOUND EFFECTS
HERE'S A T-REX
NNNNRRRREEEERNNGGGHHH
>>24296324
>tfw you live in a frenchfag infested province
Oakville /Sheridan-fag/ here. Hate life, and wanna kill myself everyday but I'm a pussy so I keep going to college waiting for the wild ride to end and hopefully get a comfy job I can either away in.
>>24300720
>I think I see her in software design class all the time
if you're interested, just find a way to strike up a conversation with her, she's really nice. she apparently likes metal music too, so that's maybe something you can talk about if you find the chance.
>girls think i'm 'cute'. They never be more than friends.
just curious, did you ever have a gf by any chance. dw man, we're all victims to Chad's haram.
>if I am with other people i'll ask you to join us. There good people. Otherwise, if i'm solo I'd be down for a chat.
that sounds nice man, I'd like that.
>maybe I could help you out
I'll pound away at it for a few days and if I'm having trouble, that help would be great. I need to start it, of course. Also, just some context, Im shit at programming. Like, absolute shit. I do the zybooks the day before and most of the time get answers to the challenge questions from one of my muslim pals. It's the hardest class for me this sem cause it's all new and I've never done it before. Also the worst part about it is that I don't put any time into it.
whosudburyhere?
>>24300743
MOOOOOOOM! AIDEN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN
>>24299975
Sup senpai best city in the world.
>>24301114
what high school did you go to?
>>24300971
>Metal girl
we can all dream right?
>ever had a girl friend?
I had a best friend for years that was a girl. Only friend I had, we fucked and I couldn't hold a conversation again / be friends. So I guess it counted lol. Other than that no.
I've been programming for years, it's second nature to me. Course is a joke. Will help if needed.
>>24301125
Amac
>>24301148
lmao are you serious? I went to rhill high school and we here a lot of shit about you guys. Are you addicted to cocaine by any chance?
anyone around coquitlam want to me my bf
>>24301182
Naw f a m but there def was a lot of it. I really wanted to go to rhill high tho. The academics are insane.
>>24301207
the academics were too insane t b h. I was always a good 10 points under the average even though I had an A. Couldn't even do adv func. here, had to go do it over at richmond green. Got a 67 at rhill and a 90 at richmond green. Ridiculous honestly.
Our sports teams were complete garbage though. Just a school full of socially awkward asian kids with 95 averages.
I wanted to go to Bayview or Richmond Green :(
>>24301081
>Nobody's good at everything.
>But everybody's good at something.
I wish they were right.
>>24301127
>we can all dream right?
what do you mean by this? not into metal girls is what you're saying?
>we fucked and I couldn't hold a conversation again/ be friends
That sucks. Why did that happen exactly? It's official at that point, right? Maybe it's more complicated than that for you guys?
Anyway it seems like you're a normie so you know how to make friends. I don't imagine that talking to a girl and getting her number is something you would need help with then. You can do it fine by yourself.
>Course is a joke. Will help if needed.
thanks man. in all honesty, it's probably needed for someone so retarded in the subject like me, but I'll see how far I get by myself for now.
>>24301275
Yea well I'm Asian so I really did want to go to a insane school. Couldn't care less about sports and just wanted to do well. Couple of my friends went there too so that is another reason for wanting to go.
Fuck lads I want it to snow already, I hate this freezing rain
>>24296798
>tfw am this
I hope you like frenchies
>Brock/St. Catharines/Thorold
>>24301347
Maybe your right, my social skills have gone from not being able look people in the eye in high school to many friends in university. In fact I know a guy in foothills who I don't even doubt is robot. I just know what it's like to be terrified of conversation, so I do my best to introduce him to people. If I could get better at socializing, that you can too. Just takes going out of your comfort zone.
>I better get to bed, 3 hour drive tomorrow morning to campusPs. We are not robots forever
There's at least one
Mississauga.
I'm white.
>>24301543
>We are not robots forever.
I hope you're right man. I don't even know if I'm robot as far as talking to other people comes, I am just by myself most of the time. I guess I need to get out of my comfort zone every now and then. Sweet dreams f a m.
there's too many white people in this country
>>24301658
I want all you Chinks to go back to Hong Kong right now.
Kill all the mudslimes tho
>>24301712
>I want all you Chinks to go back to Hong Kong right now.
too bad birdshitskin. We're hear to stay
>videogames before: 60 bucks
>videogames now: 80 bucks
>weed before: $10 bucks a gram
>weed now: $10 bucks a gram
i swear, this exchange rate has led me to only spend my disposable income on weed because it's the only thing that i'm not being completely RAPED IN THE ASS for
>>24297911
>>24298178
>>24298039
Montreal frenchy here are any of you still on this thread?
>>24301512
Yes. How can I help
Montreal frenchy here, what's up.
any fembois in saskekchewan?
>>24296658
>DUDE
>WEED
>LMAO 2015
Fucking degenerates like you make me miss Sharp Harp
>>24301769
yea b0ss
>>24299747
i swear i made this post
are you me man
>>24301769
Rive-Sud frenchy here
>>24298250
This post is correct tbqhwy
>>24298361
This is what popular opinion would have you believe, but this describes almost everyone outside of Toronto in Ontario, especially in the 905.
>>24296324
Edmontonfag here.
>[current year] as our PM
It's gonna be a long 4 years, isn't it?
>>24296436
Hey we deserve >A FUCKING LEAF
We gave up a perfectly good flag design for a stupid leaf.
>>24302745
how is edmonton? ive been thinking about moving there since i have family sort of close to it
>>24297833
lol Windsor. Drunk Americans and Shawarma on every corner.
>>24298294
virtually virtually virtually
>>24298039
/laval/ here
whats your skype?
>>24302958
Can't really say it's overall better or worse than other cities, but there's no difference of opinion when I say Edmonton literally smells like shit
Calgary here, also.
I don't follow politics that much when there's no election, so I'll ask a question about Trudeau hopefully one of you can answer. Which female cabinet ministers don't deserve the job they got? Obviously "current year" is a terrible argument for anything, but I don't care much about what Trudeau says, more concerned with what he does. If he assigned some shit-tier cabinet ministers just because they're women then he should be called out for those specific appointments. So which appointments should I be legit angry at?
>>24303001
Nice, saved.
8/10
>>24301838
I couldn't tell you because I don't even know
>>24302958
I visited Edmonton in April one year. It just felt super dirty because the snow never melted, and it just accumulated dirt. So there's dirty snow everywhere.
I have one friend who lives there, but he's becoming more of a kek as time goes on. He literally liked my status mocking "Because it's 2015" and posted a picture of Trudeau dropping the mic. Like that's a good reason to have gender quotas and appoint a shitty quack woman as science minister. I guess I wasn't explicit enough that i was mocking it in my status though, because a few of my friends who love Trudeau liked it.
I'm starting to become more and more fascist, I want to post the WOG video on my facebook, but I would probably lose a bunch of lefty friends and get into arguments. I really don't want to get into facebook political arguments with normies. Might post a Ben Garrison cartoon, that guy is actually based and the edit wars are hilarious.
I live in Medicine Hat, I mostly post on /g/ and like to post on /pol/. wouldn't mind making some /r9k/ friends, although I have more friends than I care to be social with anyways.
>>24301638
Streetsville here. I'm white too
White in Toronto here
/whitesunite/?
any girls from ontario here?
>>24298889
>teletoon memeomatic
>Fred at night
>playing old ass adult swim shows advertising them as "all new"
Teletoon can go fuck itself now
>>24303600
Yes, are you a girl?
>>24303612
yeah, what do you do?
>>24303515
White in chinatown here. I have yellow fever so its actual torture
>>24303643
You know, neeting it up, you?
>>24303658
Spadina represent
>>24303664
pretty much the same
trying to stay fit n all at the same time
>>24303692
M I D T O W N
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>>24303664
done anything interesting, recently?
>>24303734
Ever been to the don valley brickworks?
>>24299807
wat year senpai
>>24303757
Someone bought me a cat.
I love him very much.
You?
>>24303796
went to a family bbQ
what did you name your cat?
>>24303821
Dwayne (Johnson)
>>24303845
really? thats not real.
whats the cats real name?
>>24303866
I like catch.
Albertafag here
Heard that Le Weed Dude is planning to send a shit ton of his 25 000 boat people here.
Gotta root out that conservative stronghold somehow, eh lads? :^)
>>24303885
catch, yeah that sounds good.
whats your favorite food?
>>24303923
I don't have a favorite food.
Waterloo fag
>>24303938
what do you usually eat then?
me, i like chinese and nothing but
and of course chickin tenders
>>24303964
Whatever is in the house.
>>24303912
Too bad we can't walk around and beat the shit out of these mudslime aliens, thinking about burning down a mosque so they know they aren't welcome, you want in bro?
>>24303963
>tfw no waterloobot to watch old canadian cartoons with on our shitty futon bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW9f04Dctz4
>>24303994
yeah, i feel ya.
sorry if im a little blunt with my questions, im just weird like that.
>>24296324
ITT: Self-hating asians and racist whites.
Just add a drunk native and you have like 90% of the population represented.
>>24304012
Nah nigga. Don't want to go to jail. I like being able to leave the country.
>>24304054
Fuck off Cluckboi
I want a qt robot Toronto gf.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
>>24304071
Right, brown Indians. Sorry for forgetting about you.
>>24304092
You can suck my dick in Toronto if you want.
>>24303994
its so fucking cold outside
>tfw my heater broke
freezing my nips off
>>24304025
>tfw getting kicked out of school this semester
>>24304092
I would also like one please
>>24304111
Sorry, I didn't vote Trudeau.
Anyone else London? Anyone else Western?
>>24304125
Whats your life situation?
>>24304125
buck up nigger, winter has barely started if you can't take it go back africa
Looking for more nationalists to band together against the coming storm of Muslim terrorists in the /Edmonton/ area. Lets show these sandniggers that they don't belong in our country
Any other robots in Fort McMurray?
>>24304092
>>24304133
How much money do you makes?
Your own place?
A car?
>>24304149
i live in a cheap shitty apartment in brampton, working a wagekek job
>>24304159
nice meme
>>24304130
I feel as I will be going down that path too. it seems like most of university is just having friends that will work with you on projects or help you study and make you feel obligated to keep your grades up, because god knows we don't care about ourselves enough to do that.
were you in a difficult field?
do you like dinosaurs? I've been drawing a lot of dinosaurs lately in spite of everything else i should be doing. are the colours on this Majungasaurus looking ok so far?
>>24304207
That's stupid, your country huh? Are you aboriginal?
>>24304238
Fuck off nigger.
vsa
>>24304232
A bunch
yes
fuck that i hate driving downtown
>>24304272
shut up , you hoser
>>24304238
Fuck the aboriginals.
I just want Canadians to remain wealthy and privileged.
Not him btw
>>24304300
A bunch ain't good enough.
>>24304238
Natives don't run this country retard, they couldn't defend their land so Europeans got it simple as that. They are subhuman filth
>>24304376
And now we are tasked to defend our land from a more insidious enemy.
>>24304376
And now you're losing your land because you can't defend it.
you guys really think muslims are going to take over?
>>24304427
indeed we are, too bad majority of the population are libtard mohammed dick sucking sympathizers, i honestly hope west edmonton mall gets bombed on boxing day so people feel the burn of multiculturalism
>>24304468
30% voted conservatise
My dad is full anti islam, still voted NPD...
>>24304442
yep can't deny you on that one, cultural marxism sure is a bitch. retards are just letting these "refugees" flood the country and they will pay for it with their lives.
>>24304462
Look at europe man, dont be naive. north america is next unless glorious trump gets voted into office then our only hope is america pushes canada to cleanse itself
>>24301020
Yes. Pls respond
>tfw there are smelly shitskins and soulless asians ITT
Go back to your smelly shit countries
>>24304876
>tfw Somali
this is my country now
>>24296658
bait of the most epic dimensions
>>24304236
>difficult field
No
>do i like dinosaurs
Maybe
>How does the dinosaur look so far
Maybe
any qt's in Calgary
>>24302989
You go to /lastchanceuniversity/? We should meet up senpai.
>>24304226
I worked there for a while
I feel sorry that you actually live there
>>24304948
>tfw half Somali
there's a pretty big Somali population around here, huh?
I live in a town completed dominated by asians and persians/middle easterns though.
>tfw no one goes to uni in Scarborough
>I get laughed out of every thread
w-where my UTSC and centennial morningside bros at?
>>24296798
>tfw I am this
hope u like crippling alchoholism bb
Montreal ex-pat from Alberta checking in.
