I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE. ALL I DO IS GO ON THE COMPUTER, MASTURBATE, EAT, SHITPOST, PISS, AND SLEEP. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. HOW THE FUCK DID THINGS END UP THIS WAY? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?
You didn't do anything, you were born this way.
You didn't have a choice from the beginning, none of us did.
Get up and go outside with your laptop. Climb a big tree within wi-fi range. Browse memes in a tree.
>>24294748
Hark! What is this? A depressed NEET? Weird. I though you guys all fucked us wageslaves girl friends and led fulfilled lives full of refinement and intellectual pursuits.
same here OP I never asked to be such a fuck up, I don't know what I did to deserve a life like this but I don't think there is any hope for me now
>>24294920
Maybe not but he'd doubtless be more depressed if he had to dedicated the majority of his waking hours to menial shit.
>>24294748
Try NoFap. It will change your life. Abstaining from a bad habit is a lot easier than making new good ones... So start there.
https://www.reuniting.info/download/pdf/0.BENEFITS.pdf
just go work a minimum wage job and Pay ur taxes
then
THEN YOU'LL HAVE A LIFE
BE A PRODUCTIVE INDIVIDUAL, OP
>>24295292
>>24294748
OP, don't listen to this bullshit, these nofap fucks are illogical and retarded, I don't see how leaving yourself horny and sexually frustrated makes life better, you'd want to kill yourself more
>>24295467
its a excercise in self control
which i lost btw, but boy was my load huge. tfw no girl to put it on.
>>24294748
walk outside you faggot holy shit your gay.
>>24295518
>its a excercise in self control
The point of an exercise is that it helps you WITH SOMETHING ELSE, wtf you have no logic in this statement at all, nofap only teaches self control WITH FAPPING so wtf is the point of the exercise, Imagine if pushups didn't build arm strength but instead just increased the amount of pushups you could do, that's what no fap is, because if you are on r9k you probably aren't showing self control against getting laid, you are literally restraining yourself from fapping, so you can learn to fap less, that isn't an end goal, its circular logic, there is no end benefit to the exercise.
>>24295824
NoFap normalizes your dopamine receptors. They're overstimulated from modern porn because we simply haven't evolved to be able to cope with that level of stimulation in a healthy way.
Many people who do NoFap for a significant amount of time report lowered anxiety, higher levels of happiness, and more interest in social activities - including a desire to speak with and interact with women. All of this is supported by the latest research into neuroplasticity.
Pornography is literally turning us into socially isolated neets.
You don't drink?
You don't poop?
You don't blink?
>>24294748
Honestly if you're that upset just find another hobby.
I could never get bored of gaming and sleeping, there's so much of it and I haven't' thrown my imagination in the trash like most of you did.
Stop being a meme, go for a walk.
>>24294748
And what do you want?
>>24295965
>NoFap normalizes your dopamine receptors.
Who the fuck here even wants to be normalized
>Comes to r9k (place where "normies" are hated)
>Tries to guide others to become what they hate
>Many people who do NoFap for a significant amount of time report lowered anxiety, higher levels of happiness, and more interest in social activities - including a desire to speak with and interact with women. All of this is supported by the latest research into neuroplasticity.
[Citation Needed] - because a lot of this is some placebo effect BS, I know non-chads that masturbate regularly, joke about it, and get bitches.
>Pornography is literally turning us into socially isolated neets.
Read over your statement and understand the implications of how fucked up it is, its like saying since we are sexually satisfied we put in less effort to be social, so you're saying we need to sexually starve and torture ourselves so we feel like we have NO CHOICE but to socialize and get orgasms the normal way (sex), why the fuck would we even put ourselves through that.
>>24296116
>Who the fuck here even wants to be normalized
You must be autistic. Normal dopamine receptors mean actually enjoying everyday activities.
>>24296116
I desperately want to be normalized tbqh
>>24296145
>Normal dopamine receptors mean actually enjoying everyday activities.
Then we already have that, masturbation doesn't equal severe depression, its like you're saying we can't enjoy anything.
1. A human male on average could never deplete his dopamine receptors enough just by masturbation alone (your dick would fall off and you'd feel intense pain with the amount of orgasms required)
2. Women can not only masturbate for longer, but can have multiple orgasms, yet I hear no problem from females who masturbate about enjoying everyday life, again morons where are the female nofappers.
Nofap is just male self hatred personified, you guys have internalized your inability to acquire female affection and this is the result, so you shame yourself about something that women do and don't give a fuck about, because they know they can easily get a man.
>>24294748
You became a person, that is what you did.
I'm sorry.
>>24295335
op is living the fucking dream and doesn't even know it
the only prize normies get is sex
and I've had a bunch of sex and relationshits
I rather be comfy and not work
>>24294748
Things could be worse. You could be a NASCAR fan.
>>24294748
Others hedonistic lives depend on your existence.
>>24296256
>Nofap is just male self hatred personified, you guys have internalized your inability to acquire female affection and this is the result
No, you freak.
The reality is that watching porn all day while stroking your tiny prick does deplete your dopamine receptors. Once you stop all that shit, you're noticeably more happy and life becomes more colorful.
>>24296280
This. I've had a few relationships that were very sexually vigorous, and not a one of them can I look back on and say 'yes that was worth it all.'
Even at my job which pays me $40,000 a year I feel like a failure. I'm not middle class, but I'm not in the poor club anymore. Still I do not have anything to show for it in happiness or in relations.
I just want to die.
>>24296360
I did nofap. I was really fucking horny for like two weeks, then it subsided. I get going for another few weeks. But I didn't have noticeably more energy or motivation, and life didn't become any more enjoyable.
what gives?
>waste away as a NEET who nobody wants to employ
>think that getting a job will solve all of my problems, or at least give me the means to start solving my problems
>somehow get a job as a grocery bagger
>get promoted to fuel station attendant
>alienated from my coworkers by being such a spastic
>stutter got even worse
>standing and running around for 8 hours a day has me too tired to go to the gym and become less of a hungry skeleton
>almost a third of my paycheck each week goes to buying more cigarettes
>still spending all of my free time shitposting on 4chan
>realize just how much I hate myself and how I don't belong
I haven't even been here half a year and already want to quit. Just the prospect of trading small talk with coworkers makes my heart rate go nuts. At least as a NEET I didn't have to worry about talking to people or having them (not) look at me.
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>>24296490
>what gives?
Don't do it for more than two weeks or it will fuck your shit up. Fapping once a week is absolute god-tier though.
Look at Monks who never fap. They look like fat, disgusting perverts.
>>24296360
Kek I can't tell if you're a troll or serious, because I can easily break down your BS post as it proves my point, nofap is like a circle jerk, but more like a "circle shame", and even in your response the only thing you did was attempt to shame me rather than logically prove your point.
>No, you freak.
Not relevant to your argument, also how does masturbation = freak, you are projecting your ideas hardcore here
>The reality is that watching porn all day
I know this is hyperbole, but nobody is really watching porn all that much, I masturbate like 1 to 2 times a day (and that's not even everyday) and a video probably stays up for around 15-30 mins.
>stroking your tiny prick
How is my dick size relevant to your argument, exactly my point, more male self hatred and shaming, its like a cult almost.
>does deplete your dopamine receptor
Dopamine is used in a reward system, I understand how this works, but only mentally weak fucks like yourself can't function without the reward system, I treat it like a pleasure system instead, because as a human with intelligence I can manipulate nature to my own benefit, just as we use condoms when animals don't and "aren't supposed to" (since the point of sex is pregnancy). I don't need it running at all to accomplish my tasks, I need to not be distracted by hot bitches though, and it numbs me to the affections of women, men like you can easily be manipulated.
>you're noticeably more happy and life becomes more colorful.
What does this vague bullshit mean, because from my experience I felt like shit BEFORE I started masturbating because I was horny and frustrated 24/7, masturbation is the reason I can focus on my studies, etc and pursue my education. Being surrounded by beautiful women at /uni all day when you're sexually starved isn't a logical formula for learning and being stress free.
>>24296490
>But I didn't have noticeably more energy or motivation, and life didn't become any more enjoyable.
The placebo effect only works on illogical idiots because they've convinced themselves already that it would work, I guess I'm just lucky that I feel less stressed and more motivated when I masturbate than if I keep myself sexually starved.
>>24296630
>breaks up every part of my post, deeply analyzing every word
Wow, I was just joking at first, but now I realize you're actually autistic. daaamn my intuition is good.
>>24294748
So...you're a NEET?
>>24296116
> defending autism, the internet post
Wew lad, we get it, you have a dragon dildo.
>>24296694
>Wow, I was just joking at first, but now I realize you're actually autistic. daaamn my intuition is good.
Nah you intuition is shit, I just have a lot of free time on my hands right now, and I hate the nofap bs that gets spread around, taking socially frustrated men and convincing them to also make themselves sexually frustrated is a pretty fucked up thing to do, and I won't just watch that shit, especially if you idiots are purporting it as some kind of "ultimate cure" to ones social and mental ills.
>>24296766
You don't have to defend yourself. I want to help you, anon.
If you channel your astral cum to your head, you might even cure your mental impairments. Nofap is the way to go for you.
>>24294793
For those who don't get it, look up determinism
>>24296280
I don't want to die, yet...
but I no longer ever want to work again
if that means getting food stamps and living in a van down by the river
so be it at least I'll be comfy
>>24295467
By stopping the habit of fappin you make the body less dependent of the chemicals released by the brain when having an orgasm. More frequent masturbation means more dependence, so you live constantly unconformed
>>24296538
>like, comment, and subscribe
>>24297045
>More frequent masturbation means more dependence, so you live constantly unconformed
Dependence only has negative connotations when said resources is labelled as scarce, for example we all have a dependence on food, nobody ever points that out or makes it a problem because from our perspective its just a obvious that we can just go get/buy more food to eat, so I don't see how having a dependence on food or water daily as a problem just as I don't see how having a dependence on orgasms daily as a problem, since access to porn is even more easily acquired than the effort to acquire food and/or water, and for people like me who keep digital archives, even if the internet shut down for a month the dependence would not matter.
You are attempting to use dependence to this as a negative, and that's a logical perspective, but its based on a perspective that sees masturbation as something that one should not be dependent on (while food and water is seen as the norm that we should be dependent on), by why even look at it that way, if I have an infinite resource, being dependent on it is not actually a problem.
>>24296766
You sound like me, and I'm a high-functioning autistic. I think you're autistic, you know it, but you hate that he was right so now you're denying it. It's what I'd do.
>>24294920
>Getting a job will fix depression and other mental illnesses
lol no, if anything it would make it much worse
>>24297226
>based on a perspective that sees masturbation as something that one should not be dependent on (while food and water is seen as the norm that we should be dependent on), by why even look at it that way, if I have an infinite resource, being dependent on it is not actually a problem.
If you masturbate frequently and are a NEET/loser with no friends or life, then it probably is a problem since you're using it as a coping mechanism or tool to avoid improving in the real world.
It's like that rat park experiment where they had the choice between water and drugged water. The rats in cages chose the drugged water and eventually died from it, depressed and malnourished, doped up. The rats in rat park with enjoyable activities almost never touched the drugged water, they interacted and played - and fucked a lot.
Masturbation is our drugged water, and society is our cage.
>>24297254
>You sound like me, and I'm a high-functioning autistic. I think you're autistic, you know it, but you hate that he was right so now you're denying it. It's what I'd do
Well I'm not, also I hate how modern society does all this liberal bullshit to classify normal shit as a new condition (e.g. being anti-social) and weird shit as normal shit (e.g. transgender). Some people just naturally hate people and hate socializing, why are we pretending like this is some kind of condition, as though humanity is such a nice thing that something would have to be wrong with you to not want to socialize with or like other humans, based on history and current observations, humanity is shit and it just keeps getting worse kek.
Oh and why the hell didn't I get the (You) thing, I saw your message by chance, did I get b& or some shit.
>>24297362
> being this autistic and not realizing it
maybe being on here is what will save our lives one day
>>24297337
>If you masturbate frequently and are a NEET/loser with no friends or life
I masturbate frequently, not a neet, could not be even if I wanted to, from a culture where parents would beat the fuck out of you and throw you out, you guys (whites, asians, etc) parents are pretty pussy to let you be neet.
>>24294748
you messaged the wrong girl. got dragged into her steaming pile of dogshit. youll be awesome again. its all good homie
iktf
can natural selection please hurry the fuck up and kill me already, all i got that makes me happy or distract i should say is video games. like come the fuck on.
>>24294748
Work out, get a job, learn martial arts, read a book and buy a motorcycle
>>24294748
And this is an example of what being a NEET truly is. Not reading muh thousands of books to gain knaledge, not lifting, not enjoying vidya, not living off wagekeks 9-5, just crippling depression and the same repetitive shit every single day until you do something about it.
>>24297297
Not that anon, but pretty sure they meant being a NEET implies that someone is mentally ill, ya fucking retard.
