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>Sex is overrated, it was nothing like I thought it would
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>Sex is overrated, it was nothing like I thought it would be

I must have read this 1,000 times on 4chan and the rest of the internet before I FINALLY lost my virginity at 23. So, naturally, I anticipated it being no big deal.

Holy shit, are you kidding me? Sex is fucking amazing.

It's spectacular. The warmth, the touching, the closeness, the intimacy. Sex is better than I ever thought it could be. Masturbation can't even come close to how good sex feels. I feel addicted to it. I'm hornier now than when I was going through puberty.

It's been about 8-months since I lost my virginity. Sex just keeps getting better. I feel addicted. I want more more more more more.
I believe pussy cures social autism, I'm the happiest I've ever been after a long time of unhappiness.

Why did you faggots lie to me?
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Why would we make you covet something that we assume you'd never experience
Think about it.
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normie leave


reeeeeeeeee orignal comment reeeeeee
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Prolly because none of us actually had sex.

Or we were just really shit at it.
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I thought sex was meh until I got my first escort.
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Sour grapes. Not being able to get sex makes some people go around saying that it's overrated.
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>>28781325
shut up about your stupid sex you fucking faggot no one cares. if you're so hot and heavy why don't you go fuck some more girls and leave
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>>28781325

I only fucked bitches who were fucking paranoid about getting pregnant ( even when taking the pill ) and wanted me to wear a condom anyway.

Only felt the flesh once and it was indeed great.
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>>28781438
Brah this thread is a non virgin safe space, take your negativity elsewhere.
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>>28781325

It comes from fucking ugly girls out of desperation and/or desensitization from too much masturbation. I was someone who was dealing with both with the first two girls I slept with. It wasn't until the third one, the first one who was actually pretty and weighed less than me, and with me not masturbating for two weeks beforehand, that I was finally able to realize why people love it so much.
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>>28781325
A lot of people claim that they've had sex and nothing changed for them. I'm not saying anyone's wrong, but having sex definitely has varying results for different people.

I think losing your virginity has a greater effect on people who are really insecure about virgins and have the idea that to be a normal person you need to have sex. If you don't particularly care for sex and your insecurities lie in other areas it probably doesn't do much.
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I am cut and did it only ever with a fat chick, I did not even cum the first time. Even later on when I did I preferred jacking off
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>>28781492
Sauce for this, looks like a fun video haha
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>>28781492
Seconding for sauce. Monster cocks are my fetish and I need schlicking material tonight
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You have to realize that for some people they had huge expectations that nothing in the universe could live up to, you likely didn't.
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>>28781325
In terms of the pure physical sensation, sex is overrated.

But that validating feeling of having a good long fuck and then laying there with the girl and just bullshitting about life is amazing.
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>be me
>lose virginity
>start out kinda bad at sex, but get better at it and had pretty long lasting sex last time
>we decide to get married
>she becomes Mormon
>Mormons can't have sex before marriage
>she wants to get married legally like soon so we can have sex again
what do
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>>28781325
Well I was kinda happy now I'm fucking misrable again since you reminded I'm a pathetic sexless virgin. You've achieved on making a robot sad, you may leave now me, normiefag.
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>>28782247
>She becomes Mormon
BAIL BAIL BAIL
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>>28781325
I had a different experience. First time, it just came out of nowhere. She bent over on the bed and I went to town. A few minutes later I pulled out and came on her ass. Yeah, it was exciting enough, but at the same time I was like "that was it?" I've had better masturbation sessions.

The best part of it was being able to say I wasn't a virgin anymore. 21 years...it finally happened. It will happen to you too anon. A select few of you will find it life changing, but most of you will be like "meh", believe me on this.
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Oh, no. Thread is about sex, something robots aren't having. It's not fair I tell you. We've got to click off of shit like this, quick.
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Its not so much sex being overrated as it is sex with a stacy or some slut is. As cheesy and momlike it may sound, sex with someone you love or actually give a shit about will always surpass a drunk hookup, escort, etc.
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It must be hit or miss. For every guy like you there are 100 who say its no big deal. I revealed I was a 23 year old virgin with a group of friends and they all wished they were in my shoes.
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>>28781325
I don't believe you.

I think you are a virgin and you made this thread to try to get people to successfully make the argument that sex is no big deal.
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>>28781325
Lost my virginity two weeks ago. This fag is lying. Sex is probably one of the most overrated things I've ever experienced.
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>>28781325

OP but there's also the difference between sex and sex with someone you love. One is much better than the other.
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