>he still masturbates
Why the heck would you do that when there are wet dreams?
how do I train myself to do this?
>>25457667
Stop masturbating
Increase testosterone (work out, right food)
they suck, don't even feel anything
im not sure how i feel about this webm
>>25457696
If you got unsatisfying wet dreams, why not try lucid dreaming? A girl just looking at your dick will make you explode with pleasure
I haven't dreamed in years. I wonder if that means my subconscious gave up hope?
this is really kind of hot
>wanting to get hot, sticky, pungent cum all over your body, and stuck in your pubic hair
you guys are fags
I didn't fap for 120 days and didn't get a single wet dream
>>25457713
I've been able to lucid dream all of my life and I have never once had a night discharge. I imagine it makes no difference.
>>25457659
it's fun to watch, not fun at all when it happens to you and you have to get up in the early morning to clean up the mess
not to mention it can happen when I'm saving for a good fap so it pretty much wastes all the days of no-fap I did
>>25457803
you're really fucking lucky, I can get them even from not fapping for a couple days, usually in 1-2 weeks of no-fap
I've never had a wet dream, every time I get close to cumming in a dream I wake up right before it happens. I'm a virgin even in my own subconscious.
>>25457751
You dream several times per night automatically, it is an essential function of your body. If you can't remember them you may be suffering from an extremely repressive ego (in the psychoanalytic sense) which filters out the content of the dreams from your consciousness.
>>25457784
>is scared of a little bit on cum on his body
>calls others fags
>>25457819
Of course you need to stop masturbating for some time for it to work.
>>25457803
If you started masturbating before having your first wet dream it will take quite some while. Workout and a diet which increases testoterone is the key
>>25457698
I had the exact opposite reaction and was about to express it before seeing this post. Laughed my ass off then scrolled down and saw this, and laughed my ass off even more.
>tfw never had a wet dream ever
>>25457713
I do occasionally, I get lucid dreams naturally about once a month, but it's still a bother
>>25457851
No, some people just don't have them. You're fucking stupid.
>>25457866
no, it's literally a natural function essential to survival. Check out REM phase. You're fucking stupid
i get wet dreams even if i fap but not as often
>>25457922
lucky you, i have one per week if i don't fap
>have wet dreams all the time
>they are always about fapping rather than sex
I can't get laid even in my dreams
Sex is just not part of my world line.
>>25457957
dude fucking this
half of my wet dreams are like me trying to sneakily watch porn while other people are in the house and suddenly cumming uncontrollably
literally a nightmare
>>25457957
stop watching porn senpai, it kills your fantasy
>>25457859
unless you are a grill. you are literally full of shit. you mean to tell us that since your first time getting an erection, you've battered it off at every opportunity?
>>25457957
desu I've never had sex in a wet dream- they've always been about dry humping, cumming in my pants, or just prodding a bitch with the tip of my dick.
For that matter, literally every time I've pissed the bed I've literally dreamt about pissing, so maybe my mind is just borked and is forcing my dreams to be realistic cause it's a faggot.
>>25457992
Not him but i batted it of even before i was aware of erections
>>25457992
>unless you are a grill. you are literally full of shit
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "literally".
>>25458038
figuratively, whatever. suck my flaccid dick cunt.
>>25458064
sauce? the mask is my fetish
>>25458085
Boko no Danger 5 Season 2
>Have dream
>The dream is half lucid
>See qt 3.14 waking at the street
>Rip off her clothes and fuck her at the spot, touch her boobs and all.
>it's not rape because at the dream they don't care.
>>25457992
I've never had one either
>>25458111
Thanks, I think. love me some sluts in fursuit heads.
>>25457873
kek, what
>Some men have experienced large numbers of nocturnal emissions as teenagers, while others have never experienced one.
>>25457992
>In the U.S., 83% of men will experience nocturnal emissions at some time in their life.[5] For males WHO HAVE experienced nocturnal emissions the mean frequency ranges from 0.36 times per week (about once every three weeks) for single 15-year-old males to 0.18 times per week (about once every five-and-a-half weeks) for 40-year-old single males.
>Some men have the emissions only at a certain age, while others have them throughout their lives following puberty.
>>25458177
Ah i thought you were the ''I don't dream guy''.
>>25457659
> had a lucid dream once
> got to fuck my 3 years oneitis
> covered her angelic cute face in a huge hot load of jizz
> felt absolutely amazing
but the cleaning up was a real fucking bummer. I need some kind of diapers for this shit
>>25458186
i haven't posted a single time in this thread other than that one, and it's because I can't believe the asinine claim that nocturnal emission is as essential as REM sleep. i'd know a lotta dead fucks if that was the case
>>25458203
And i thought you were the ''I don't dream guy'' claiming that some people just don't dream. As you may know i can not see whether it is your first post in the thread or not.
>>25458218
oh whoops my bad. he's being retarded in saying that not all people have dreams, but it's true that not all people remember their dreams. probably just a difference in semantics.
only times I remember any of mine are when I take a lot of sleep meds, or have a terrifying nightmare. lucky to remember a few a year
I never remember my dreams. How do I improve dream recall? Already kept a dream diary for 4 years.
>>25457667
Before i started masturbating in my early teens i got wet dreams all the time.
Now i`m 21 and did that nofap shit for a whole month. By the start of the next month i had my first wet dream in 7 years.
>>25458339
You kept a dream diary for 4 years and never remember your dreams? Is it an entirely empty book?
It's related to when you wake up, if you wake up during REM phase you will remember your dreams
>>25457659
How gay do you have to be to find all those webms of men cumming on themselves
>>25458392
According to the internet, not at all.
>>25458392
it's for science anon. no homo.
>>25457819
Wet dreams can't be caused by lucid dreams anyways. Nocturnal Ejaculation happens when too much sperm is built up inside your balls so your body ejaculates it to save space, the sexual sensation from the orgasm effects your dream making it sexual.
>>25458392
OP here, i'm 100% straight
>>25458384
>if you wake up during REM phase you will remember your dreams
not that anon, but how do you remember more than a few seconds? when i do "remember" my dreams upon waking, it's because i'm not properly lucid yet
i'll think I'm still in the fictional dream world when I'm in bed and start worrying about how/why I left the dream world. once I realize I'm actually awake, my memory of the dream degrades to a vague setting & emotional imprint in just a couple seconds
hell, the lucidity & coherence needed to open my journal, let alone write in it, is far beyond the point of where the memory degrades into a mush of settings and feelings
>>25457851
neo freudian faggot. You're an idiot.
>>25457866
I agree with this dude that you're stupid.
>>25457957
>have 1 wetdream ever
>it was to a dream of obscure fetish porn I watch
>>25457659
ghost handjob?
>>25458465
That's the point of the dream journal. You force yourself to write it down, and if you do it regular you will grow more adept at remembering and identifying your dream scenes. But the censor mechanisms of your psyche come into play too, so even a dream journal may not help.
>>25458471
>poster i replied to writes:'' my subconscious gave up hope''
>hurr neo-freudian faggot
I'm not really neo-freudian though, senpai, i'm closer to Lacan than to some dumbass american meme-analysts
>>25458482
Shouldn't you be happy your one wet dream was about an obscure fetish you have?
>>25458559
Not exactly, even in my dreams my subconscious doesn't let me escape something that I'm ashamed of
>>25458628
topkek. that's a shame.
>>25457992
To be honest I started masturbating before my first erection
tfw I've been masturbating ever since I was in diapers, I'm too far gone.
>>25458664
Yeah same. I first heard about masturbation in grade 7 in school from a guy in my class, so I went home that day and jerked off to my first orgasm. That was to my knowledge the first time I'd ever been sexual.
>>25457659
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
this is too weird to watch
>>25457659
I just wonder how many nights in a row this guy recorded himself sleeping naked to catch this. Real fucking dedication
>>25458825
I assume he's proud enough of his enormous dong and probably high libido to do this every night for his fans he probably has
>>25458825
>>25458839
It's from wikipedia
>>25458864
which page? Googled "wet dream" and found the "Nocturnal emission" page which returned nothing. I know wikipedia has some p. legit images for some porn pages though.
>tfw I get wet dreams, it involves me fucking my mom
>not even remotely attracted to her IRL
>>25458881
Check out external links on nocturnal emission
>>25458892
oh, wow. sick. I wish I'd known about that before I converted OP's webm to gif, then uploaded to imgur for it to convert to a gifv so I could post it on reddit.
When I have a wet dream the penetration act never makes full sense, the pussy is always weird or missing in some way, it's like I lack data to make the dreams complete.
>>25458038
>2016
>not using literally to exaggerate
literally autistic.
o wait
>>25458930
>misusing a word literally only because the cool kids do it and you want to fit in
That looks like someone using a prostate stimulator, not a wet dream.
>>25458993
How do you know what a wet dream looks like?
>>25459008
I watched a bunch of videos of people having flaccid full body orgasms like that while using toys like the aneros or similar. I'm pretty sure that during wet dreams you get a boner as well.
>>25457957
>>25457980
Damn me too bros. I have the exact same wet dreams.
they are usually more disturbing than anything, and leave a sticky mess I have to clean when I wake up from such disturbing sexual nightmares. Sometimes, when my sex drive is low, the only reason I masturbate regularly at all is to prevent them from happening
>>25459025
Thing is that prostate ejaculation is what happens in both cases. This is why often it feels like you're wetting your bed when having a wet dream, as no orgasm kicks in and it just ejaculates. It's impossible to discern which is which, though of course you may be right. An indication may be the ''small'' amount of cum compared to the other 2 webms, that are 100% genuine wet dreams and where the cum is much more fluid but eh... it's hard to say. Wet dreams can occur while fully flaccid too.
>>25457851
>>25457713
>>25457686
where do i find more wet dream porn?
>>25459108
Hours of searches have gotten me just a couple of more vids, half of them appearing fake.
Google for:''Hotness level 1 nocturnal emission my vidster''. Also there is literally a forum dedicated towards wet dreams called wetdreamforum, there is a private section where only active members can get into, i guess that they have more videos over there. You also have to sign up to find the ''Wds caught on video'' subforum.
>tfw wet dreams are my fetish
>>25459151
i just thought i found another but it was just grey boxer one from the web m -_-
>>25459172
I think the ones on myvidster are the only ones left on the internet, aside from those in the private area of the wetdreamforum, and either their quality is shite or they look fake as fuck with intense breathing and unrealistic body movement
>>25457659
>Getting taught about sex and puberty in school
>get told wet dreams are normal
Get to 26 and still havent had a wet dream due to wanking my balls dry..
>decide to stop wanking and have a wet dream
>Stop wanking for 4 and a half weeks
>finally have wet dream
>MFW in the dream, the woman is some random girl i dont even fancy who just happened to be mentioned earlier that day
>MFW i prematurely cum upon entry and then instead of cumming on her...run to the toilet and ejaculate into it....
Shitty sex dreams...
>>25459447
>>MFW i prematurely cum upon entry and then instead of cumming on her...run to the toilet and ejaculate into it....
beta as fuck
My first wet dream was literally terrible
>in a club
>talking to a girl
>10/10
>manage to convince her to come home with me
>took her to my grandmothers house
>we go inside
>I lay down
>I pull out my shmeat and its 3 inches longer
>shes about to suck my dick
>prematurely came on her face
>she gets up and leaves with cum on her face, while being angry
not even in my dreams can I fuck a 10/10
>had a dream I was thigh-fucking a milf and that I came all over her black sheer nylons
Woke up drenched in sperm. Wet dreams are the closest we can come to VR.
>>25459572
>literally terrible
As opposed to figuratively terrible?
>>25459604
I am opposed to figurative subjectivity
>>25457659
>>25457713
>>25457851
>just fapped
>need to fap again after these webms
think i might have a new fetish
>>25459652
What the fuck? What does that even mean? I was implying that the state or quality of being "terrible" is inherently arbitrary and thus is always literally such, since any who deems something "terrible" means it in a literal manner. A less than literal "terrible" is mutually exclusive with the english language as we know it.
>>25459583
this
>>25459684
>it's a pretty much non-existant fetish on the internet
>mfw
>>25457992
Never had a wet dream either m8. Might have something to do with circumcised cockeloo
>do my daily fap as usual
>fall asleep
>have dream about getting pegged in the ass
>wake up with cum flowing down my legs
DANGIT R9K I THOUGHT FAPPING PREVENTS WET DREAMS, NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR!
>>25460007
I'm jealous, i have to abstain fully, even stop edging to get one every 2 weeks... If only i hadn't learned how to masturbate before my body produced sperm...
>>25460129
DESU I think having lewd thoughts and precum flowing from my dick beforehand had some part to play in it. This is not a regular occurance.
To the people who never had wet dreams...what age did you start fapping? I bet you started fapping really early. I never learned to fap until age 14, and I only had wet dreams starting when I was age 13. I could get boners years before that though.
>>25460883
I got my first (and only) blowjob with 11 and then started masturbating shortly after, without any sort of cum whatsoever so...
>>25459060
>as no orgasm kicks in and it just ejaculates.
What the fuck? I've felt a pleasurable orgasm every time I had a wet dream. What the fuck are you talking about nigger, do you just feel like you peed yourself when you have a wet dream?
>>25460919
>do you just feel like you peed yourself when you have a wet dream?
That is what quite a lot of people feel, yes. Personally i had both though with lucid dreaming i have very very pleasurable orgasms now.
>>25460917
Could you greentext how you got a blowjob at 11? This kind of stories turns me on.
>>25460917
Did you get multiple orgasms?
>>25459042
>disturbing sexual nightmares
Made me giggle
Never had a wet dream even after not fapping for 3 weeks.
>>25459447
>MFW i prematurely cum upon entry and then instead of cumming on her...run to the toilet and ejaculate into it....
Fucking kek mate.
