Time machine
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Good evening, anon.
What's this, you ask? Well it's my perfectly functional time machine.
I'm feeling generous tonight so I'll let you use it. However the only thing you're going to be able to do is talk to your younger self, at the age of your choosing, for 60 seconds.
What are you going to say, anon?
For the love of God don't fucking change your major when you're one semester away from finishing your associates degree, your GPA will take a hit after recalculation and you'll be stuck in this shit hole town for another 2 years. Idiot.
do I have to talk to her or can i just shoot her
Time machine can only go back to the date of invention.
invest everything you have in bitcoin
>>27075935
Take me back to 2000 so I can blow all of my money on Apple shares.
go back and killl hitler
>>27075935
Hey 10 year old me here's the winning lottery numbers
/thread
>>27076048
also, would take half the energy of the universe
>>27076048
Based Primer
>>27076014
You don't have real problems lol
>>27076129
why ten year old self? 10 year old's can't play the lottery
>>27076048
Where does it say that? Oregano
Go to the prom with her dumbass, nobody will be staring at you specifically. It may be a stupid normie event, but you won't get pussy for 7 years if you bail
I'd tell myself to never stab my best friend and to get mental health help. I'd also give some sport results to bet on.
>>27076048
Primer is my second favorite movie after synecdoche New York and my third favorite, interstellar
>>27076162
Because that's before my dad lost his job and right when my parents would buy me tickets
>>27075935
Stop smoking so much fucking weed, you retard
>>27076168
classical theoretical physics mind experiment
lets say you sit in a chair that can go back in forward in time.
you sit in the time travelling chair and travel to 7 days from now, and arrive sitting in the chair.
now you want to travel back to the present date, so you sit down in the chair and go back to 7 days in the past
but lets say you want to go back to the time 7 days before the chair was constructed
you wouldn't be able to because the chair didn't exist
you understand the problem now?
>>27076242
Beard/ hair growth etc.. didn't exist when it was invented either. How would that work.
>>27076242
Chairs don't have flux capacitors senpai.
>>27076302
if you are talking about movie-time travel you can do whatever you want.
Time travel to the past is impossible anyways
http://www.livescience.com/1339-travel-time-scientists.html
Tell her you love her and you need her sooner
>>27075935
>Talk to 22 year old self
>"Don't marry. Break up with her immediately and don't maintain any connection whatsoever. Don't ever give up who you are in order to try and save someone from their own bad decisions. The hours of your life are finite and irreplaceable. Keep in touch with your mentors. Stay out of Arkansas at all costs."
>>27076118
How old are you? 100?
>>27075935
Just let me make Hitler win and stay in that time zone, thanks senpai.
>>27075935
13 year old self:
Kill yourself, your best days are behind you. Nothing of value will happen for the rest of your life, so just get it over with while you're somewhat happy.
>>27075935
Don't let anyone intimidate you anymore and smack a bitch up.
Show them who is the boss.
11 year old me: You're Gay. Don't stop sending letters to J, or you will regret it for the rest of your life. Porn is shit, don't start watching it. Just because you left the church doesn't mean you have to rebel in every way. And don't take the internet so seriously, there's a reason they're all anonymous. Keep your internet life on the internet. You'll thank me later.
>>27075935
>Go back a month or two
>Tell past you some winning lottery numbers
>Come back to present and step into your mansion
Bretty gud idea
18-year-old anon.
Don't do drugs, you fucking moron. You're gonna ruin your life. Get high on books instead. If you absolutely cannot keep away, then sometimes substances will pop up in your hands. Take those. Mother nature provides and all that jazz. But do not get hooked and take it every day. This is gonna be hard, since your life fucking sucks and you've got nothing going for you. That's why I say to just not take them at all. Once you get a taste of the devil's steak, you want that strip of meat for every meal until you die. And he'll trick you into signing away your soul for it. But the meat's just gonna get fouler and fouler, while you're unable to quit eating.
Boom, you're constantly on the verge of homelessness. You're borrowing and stealing from everyone you can just to pay rent. You lose your fucking mind and need to go to the psych ward on a steady diet of anti-psychotics. You can't keep up in school anymore. You can't get a job. Everyone is pissed at you, 'cause they want their money. Every day is the same garbage coming from your lips, "Yeah, I'll have it in just another week." You actually believe that too. Then when the end of the month comes, you wonder why no one will give you any money. Well, you get real desperate and draw negative attention to yourself and now everybody's giving you a good look. They start realizing all your suspicious habits and how your money just seems to vanish. They suspect you're a drug addict now and they are so ashamed of you. None of your family wants to associate with you.
Which sucks because you can't pull together enough for rent anymore. Your roommates are pissed, because you're gonna get them all evicted. So where you gonna go, anon? You got any ideas? Because it sure beats me. Last time this happened, I moved in with a girl from 4chan. That was a total crapshoot though, I'm not gonna find a free bed near me now. I guess I could feign insanity and stay in the psych ward for a while.
