>"Holy shit, you've NEVER had a girlfriend? Like, NEVER?!"
what do
be honest, it works
umm.. yeah.
can you please don't get all in my face like that?
>>24563001
i doubt this very much
>>24562997
Yeah but that all changes now with you over here.
I'd probably go into offense about how I'm not a tall good looking guy and so I have no chance. Sure they will just think you're pathetic for whining but deep down they know you're right.
>that hair
>those dark brown eyes
>that nose
>those eyebrows
>that chin
fucking jews i swear
>>24563005
can you please not*
getting keked by grammar desu senpai
>>24562997
>"Yup."
>Discussion ends and everyone continues on with their day
>>24563011
Dont, a loser like us will rarely be honest about stuff like this, and if you are it will throw them off. Not saying youll get laid with a girl if shes hot and asks you that, but it shows you dont really care what she thinks and she will be attracted to that.
>>24563011
No one cares about what you do with your diddle.
>>24563019
Looks more muslimish desu
>>24563053
>>24563043
well that's a relief
i guess i'll stop worrying about the secret slipping out
>>24563057
look at that circle chin mate
>>24563057
still hot so whatevs
>>24563039
>"So does that mean you've never kissed a girl either?"
>girl asked my about past relationships
>say I never had a gf in my life in the most sarcastic way possible
>"what you never had a gf? are you serious? haha"
>say no with a retarded grin on my face
>"are you a virgin too? haha"
>tell her I never even kissed a girl while laughing
>"haha anon you are so funny";_;
>>24563109
I think you're allowed to make up some lie about kissing someone in middle school or something in this occasion
>>24563071
Nah, man, I am german and I sure as hell know how a muslim looks like.
>>24563155
>being a piefke
fuck off Hans I know how to differenciate between jews and your mudskin brothers
>>24563138
That's when you get serious and say "I'm not joking." and walk away.
>>24562997
That reminds me of a girl I used to hangout with. She had a boyfriend, but she never gave a fuck that I was a virgin or whatever. She just thought I was cool to hangout with. Actually, she acted a lot like a dude. Was a total punk, too. Didn't treat me like most girls who friendzone me do.
I would've made a move, or got a crush on her, but her boyfriend was a giant psycho who punched a guy's eye out in a mosh pit. I mean actually punched it outside of the socket. I'm not fucking with that.
Now I just remembered that was seven years ago and I'm still a virgin. Tonight is a bad night for feels.
>>24563071
>circle chin
What does that mean?
>>24563109
Yeah.
originality
>>24563201
Hurts. Hurts bad.
>>24562997
>Slowly back away
>Put up a notice on the village board about a hag needing slaying
>Wait for a Witcher
>>24563152
maybe but they'll see right through your bullshit after finding out you're a virgin
>>24563201
>not friendzoned
>boyfriend was super sociopath who made it impossible to sex her
>>24563201
>not using that as motivation to lift every day
(nah I'd still be scared shitless I'm not violent and don't have a gun)
>Nah, I was never really the girl friend type.
Simple!
>>24563238
Beautiful, anon. Adding textblox.
>"Oh my god like what kind of guy hits 20 years old without ever having a girlfriend? HAHAHA!"
>>24563374
>Well a trans like you wouldn't understand.
>>24562997
THINGS YOU NEVER TELL:
1)"I'm a virgin"
2)"I've never had a relationship
+ you also say you have a gf at the moment. Raises value in the eyes of the girl you are talking to.
It's like you guys dont even want to get laid, hmm.
>>24563374
*unzips pocket knife*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?
Your hat is about to fall off
>>24563445
>>24563433
MY SIDES
kekblox
>>24562997
Tell the truth and own that shit.
>>24563215
>"W-wanna try it?"
>>24563562
Alright Ms. Shekelstein just don't tell uncle Varg
>>24562997
Is she a lesbian?
>>24562997
Why do normies always raise their eyebrows when they say shit?
They know they're condescending, but they do it anyways
>>24563109
>tfw this happened to me
>we made out
>she just forgot about me later
The ride never ends.
>>24562997
Stop caring about what other people think and feel.
>>24562997
Say "yeah, modern western women are too degenerate and corrupted by social marxism and sexual liberation to even bother going near", then walk away all smug.
>>24563374
>yes, do you have any problem with that, bitch?
>>24562997
yes, do you want to break me in or something?
>>24562997
"I don't see the point"
Was that so hard?
>>24562997
I tell them no, and if they keep on my case about it I go full Christian Fundamentalist on their impure arses.
This generally tends to work well with women, btw. Men will either laugh along or shrug it off, but girls tend to get butt-blasted or guilt ridden about this sort of thing.
i had this conversation with stacey i don't think she believed me then asked me if a girl flirted with me if they did i never got the hint
Post moar of dis chick
>>24564540
>"I don't see the point"
Holy shit this is a God tier response
>>24562997
to be honest, mi familia i'm in love
>dem eyes
>dat nose
>dat mouth
>dat face shape
>dem eyebrows
>dat hair
fuck this world
>>24562997
If it's meant be, it'll be, so far it hasn't, so I'm just gonna enjoy myself and my time alone.
>>24562997
She reminds me of an Egyptian cat. As someone with a cat fetish i want to make love to her
>>24562997
*smugwojak4v2.png*
NEVER
>>24562997
Why are you speaking to me homeless person?
