>tfw you realise you are Artie Ziff and not Homer Simpson
>>29098571
just dont get hung up on one girl if she doesnt like you move on
it's less depressing that way and not as difficult as it sounds basically dont be a beta orbiter.
Artie Ziff is a billionaire and a celebrity. He has the money to do whatever, but he can't buy love.
>>29098571
>in tv nerds become millionaires and chad gets fat
>tfw in real life it's the opposite
hold me
>>29098962
It's a cartoon dude.
irl marge would slobber on his cock instantly
>>29098962
>he can't buy superior genetics
Fixed.