Seriously guys, american women are so trash tier it's unbelievable
>it's my birthday today
>went to a bar with my best (and only) friend yesterday
>there are litteraly only the of us there, when suddenly a horde of women comes in
>they immediatly start talking to us
>the sing for me
>talk to one of them
>sperg out and LITERALLY ask her to have sex with me
>"ummm well anon, I don't want to be above 10"
>bitchwhat:jpg
>"well, I don't want to sleep with more than 10 guys and I'm already at number 8 tihi"
>"but we could kiss"
and that's basically how I evolved from a KV to only a Virgin
Pretty boring story but very kind of you to take your time to come here sharing it with us.
Did you get any nice birthday presents?
>>29098523
You stupid nigger, you could have fucked her. That was a shit test. You failed.
>using reddit
Comic man deserved his fate
>>29098523
>Going to a bar
Fucking normies ri
>>29098523
>>sperg out and LITERALLY ask her to have sex with me
you sound pretty trashy yourself
>>29098523
>LITERALLY ask her to have sex with me
Yeah no fucking wonder she didn't want to have sex with you, fucking autist. Ask if she wants to drive back to your place.
>>29099730
She responded positively. Nothing wrong with him asking her that. He took her words at face value. That was the mistake.
>>29098807
well, I have no one else to tell it so yeah
I got some money from my grandparents, not that bad of a birthday overall
>>29099318
>>29099730
yeah I know, my social skills are not the best
