Red flags for boys
>Jump scares in horror movies make him flinch
His index finger is the same length as his ring finger. First thing I look for when I consider a guy.
>he's circumcised
>murders you in your sleep
boys are the worst
>>27734113
>he plans to wear my skin and doesn't even bother to moisturizer
Boys are so gross am I right gals?
>>27734148
this desu im a girl, its fucking weird.
>>27734141
my index is shorter than my ring is this good or bad
>>27734113
Any sudden movements make me flinch because of anxiety.
Am I doomed to kv forever?
>>27734113
>not wanting a man with amazing reflexes who is always ready to respond to danger
You just want a submissive little bitchboy who gives up when he sees something threatening.
>>27734232
This is what's desired, pic releated
>>27734232
Good.
Look at my original post.
>>27734113
>>27734238
>love horror movies when they're atmospheric and disturbing (or when they're straight up silly and ridiculous)
>hate jump scares because of anxiety
>>27734113
>He likes rock music
I mean, I love rock and metal, but it's an instant turn off when I find out a guy has similar musical interests as me.. I actually prefer guys who listen to hip hop and chart music
>he's white
>he posts unoriginal comments
>>27734113
enjoy your mate who can't protect himself, let alone you from danger
>>27734148
>>27734211
if you are in the US you have narrowed down your pool severely
>>27734365
>I like hip hop listeners because they are more chadlike
>>27734393
>more chadlike
I never thought of it that way lol. they do tend to be more outgoing and muscular
>>27734148
Indeed. Cutfags can't compete.
>>27734365
>it's an instant turn off
... why?
>>27734435
The majority are skinny, weedy white guys who try to talk black.
>he's under 6ft 2
>he has any hair colour other than blonde
>he uses android because 'muh value for money' and 'fuck capitalism'
>he uses ANY social media actively
>>27734631
they have been shown on average to be more outgoing, but not more muscular.
just louder, rougher, and dumber.
>>27734703
>wants them to use an iNormie
>but not be on normiebook
>>27734703
>he uses apple products
>he doesn't use social media
there is nobody like this. apple users are relentless normies.
>>27734631
the guy i'm into is into hip hop, and he's definitely not skinny and weedy. he's actually muscular and can last ages during sex
>doesn't trim his pubes (bushy and shaved are gross desu)
>height begins with 5'
>posts his face on /faces of ___/ or /soc/
>high pitched voice
>monolingual
>has female friends
>>27734763
Good for you?
origin
>>27734703
>>27734790
fem"bots" """""Can't""""" get bfs because they rule out 90+ percent of guys
>>27734113
Red flags for trolls
>they make troll threads such as these for lulz
You been spotted.
>he claims to be 'mentally ill' or have anxiety
>bisexual
>doesn't support his country or is a liberal
>bad relationship with his mom
>>27734790
>>height begins with 5'
>>monolingual
>>has female friends
>picky whore
>>27734855
>implying this would stop them from having sex with Chad
>>27734855
/r9k/ doesn't make up 90% of guys.
>>27734790
>>27734881
I really hope you people aren't girls, or at least that this is all bait. If you are women and this isn't bait, you're literally confirming that your entire gender's existence is pure cancer to the other gender.
>>27734790
Make me glad i quit women. I hope the next time you step out you're door you get you're shit stomped in.
>>27734703
>that filename
my nigga. fuck google.
>>27734918
>80% under 6'
>92% under 6'2"
http://www.allcountries.org/uscensus/230_cumulative_percent_distribution_of_population_by.html
and the US is a taller than average country
>>27734790
>doesn't trim his pubes (bushy and shaved are gross desu)
I trim it
>height begins with 5'
with 6'
>posts his face on /faces of ___/ or /soc/
Never only once on r9k
>high pitched voice
average-deep one
>monolingual
English is my second language
>has female friends
I dont believe in female friends concept unless they are co-workers or related by blood.
>doesn't let me try out my ballbusting fetish on him
I wish I didn't want to hit guys in the balls but you can't help fetishes I guess.
>>27734148
It's the opposite for me. Uncircumcised dicks turn me off
>he doesn't read
>atheist
>plays videogames as an adult
>he smokes or does any other kind of drug
>doesn't shower everyday
>autism shoes
>>27735159
Are converse autism shoes?
>>27735159
I have trouble believing this is real
>>27735200
no they aren't, anon.
See pic
>>27735159
>>27735159
>atheist
what about non-fedoralord atheists?
>>27735110
You must really hate dicks
>>27735353
>>27735159
Yeah, I'm having trouble imagining that not believing in anything could be a red flag.
>>27734273
Lol that's all complete bullshit. Why do people believe this?
>>27734881
All valid, except the last one.
>>27735159
>plays videogames as an adult
>doesn't shower everyday
>autism shoes
Ouch.
>>27734273
My index is longer than my ring. Uhhhhhh
>>27735159
>autism shoes
Should I kill myself ?
>>27735934
i mean, you could also buy new shoes
>>27735934
I love this meme blox.
>>27735965
>going outside
>going into a shop filled with people
>going around like trying random pair of shoes
>doing this for an hour or more
What board do you think we're on ?
>>27736013
you can order shoes online
>>27736042
>paying for something you can get 20x cheaper in a normal store.
How degenerate are you ?
>>27736082
literally nothing is cheaper in store. the cost of labor is lower to ship from a warehouse than have people man checkouts and everything.
>>27736134
>Live in Eastern Europe.
You can't get 20$ shoes online.
>>27735702
>what is prenatal androgen exposure
>>27735159
>he blindly believes in some random old ass mythical fiction because it was written a long time ago and/or because his parents literally indoctrinated him when he was still a naive gullible kid
I will never stop waiting for this hella epik contrarian meme to turn around again
>>27734893
fucking this
>picky fembots
>they will ignore their rules to fuck chad
all fembots killurselves and stream that shit so i can laugh in ur disgusting pig faces from behind my computer screen
>>27736013
>going outside
but that pic was literally taken outside
>>27736316
Shush, I needed some vitamin D from the sun.
>calls himself a "pacifist"
>deeply bothered by insults
>never argues if he disagrees
>stutters
>jealous type
>>27734388
Okay blankie
>>27734238
Same, jump scares are cheap as fuck and in general just tend to throw me out of the movie. Atmospheric horror ia best horror.
I think i was beaten or something as a kid because I flinch at everything, it's ridiculous
>>27734365
Jesus christ, nitpicking much?
>>27734148
I NEVER ASKED TO BE LIKE THIS
>>27735159
fuck you, i just got a new pair of Air Force 1's but i still rock my autism shoes if i'm not going out.
>>27734365
>prefers guys with bad taste
guarantee you have shitty tastes as well
>>27737112
>AF1's
>>27734113
>he has a penis
trashed desu desu desu
>>27734754
I use Apple products but not social media.
>>27734273
>mfw my index and ring fingers are the same length yet I was cursed with ADHD
>>27737074
>>27737119
it's not the music, it's the attitude I like...
>>27737822
Lusty negro attitudes?
>>27736494
Confirmed man. All women want jealous men.
