I see you're back, little pervert. Back to suck on more of my farts. Worshipping my ass, spreading my cheeks wide so I can fart right into your little nose. Mmmm, well get ready, because I have lots of rips for you to come. mmmm get that nose right up between my asscheeks, get that nose right on top of my asshole..........
>pfffooooooottt
Right there, get that nose right in that fucking ass. Gonna bend over.......
>pfffoooooofffrrrrrrrt
ohhhh yea. mhhhhm ohhhhhh ooooooohhhhmmm GET THAT NOSE RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING LITTLE FART BITCH
>BRRRRRAAAARTTTT
mmmmmm inhale that fart. breathe in nice and deeply. get down here GET DOWN HERE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. I want you crawling towards my fucking ass, crawling on your hands and knees for my delicious gas.
>rrrruuuuurrrrrurururp
Come on in closer, right there......
>RRRIIIIIIIIIPPPP!
PUT THAT FUCKING NOSE RIGHT ON THAT TIGHT LITTL ASS, RIGHT HERE< PUT THAT NOSE RIGHT HERE FAAAAAART OH YEA SMELL THAT OH YEA LICK THT ASS FART RIGHT ON THAT TONGUE.....
>POOOOOOTtttt
MMMMM COME HERE I"M NOT DONE WITH YOU WORSHIP THAT LITTLE ASS COME HERE BITCH COME HERE
>doot, doooooot
COME OVER HERE COME CRAWL ON YOUR HANDS AND FUCKING KNEES STIK UR TONGUE OUT AND LICK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE, LICK THAT NICE AND CLEAN, MMMM.
>pfooooouuuuuth
What type of perverted little loser likes to watch hot women fart, hmmm? You like to sniff my fucking asshole? Lick it clean little fartbitch? You like it if I fart on your cock? Fart all over your little fucking cock and shove it in my tight little asshole?
>BRAAAAAAAAP*
OH YEA COME HERE AND GET THESE LAST FUCKING FARTS, COME HERE! Right there......
>Brrppfphpufhfphttddddddddd
I want you to jerk your fucking cock, jerk your dick to those farts coming out of my ass mmmmm stroke that fucking cock for me, I got one more big fart for you then I want you to cum, are you ready? stroke that cock, here we go bitch
>BRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLPP
>>27733729
Kek, your threads never disappoint.
Every day we get further from God
you put too much effort into this
Senpai, honestly, just kill yourself. This shit is disgusting.
Someone took the time to type this all out. What is life anymore.
>>27733729
please, never stop making these threads
>>27733729
>Back to suck on more of my farts.
>GET THAT NOSE RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING LITTLE FART BITCH
>BRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLPP
This made me really hard
as a girl who farts, this thread makes me sad and amused at the same time.
>>27733835
Yeah and keep in mind he makes these threads nearly every single day.
sage
>>27734139
>girl who farts
wow, we have an unicorn here!
>>27734139
Girls DO NOT fart
>>27734139
Are you looking for a perverted little fart bitch?
>>27734139
post skype you farty goddess
>>27734139
YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY FART RECEPTORS
NOW I MUST GO AND HUNT
FOR FART
>>27734359
I talk to a girl on skype all the time. It is Amyis99. I am trying to talk her into farting for me for money. She always says no. But she doesn't laugh at me and call me names. I suggest you ask her about her farting gloriousness.
nicely do0ne my man, great read
>>27734428
Will girls fart for money IRL? How would you even approach them and how much do you pay?
Crying
Cheeks hurt
8/10, thanks
>>27734482
I ask her on skype, not in person at the grocery store. Ask a girl in person and you get maced. I offered her hundreds. She still said no. Probably because she thinks I will rape her.
>>27734515
hundreds? for this chick to cut a fucking fart on you? not fuck you? not suck you?
kekretard
>>27734580
truly girlfarts are a substance rarer and more valuable than gold
*brrt*
im 100% serious when saying this is my actual fetish
>>27734515
Do you just want her to fart on camera, or are you trying to pay her to fart in your mouth irl.?
>>27734667
my ex gf used to fart on my dick during anal
smelled and felt so good i'd cum in seconds
>>27734723
oh baby those wet lubed up cumfarts after doing anal
looks like we're going for round 2 boys
>>27734723
FUck you. I was just scrolling through the front page, and accidentally read your stupid post in your stupid fartfag thread.
Goodbye, boner. Looks like it's nofap for a while.
>>27734751
i used to love it when she'd fart my cum out onto my dick
>>27734806
wtf are you talking about?
>>27734806
wrong thread fucking normie, pls leave
If you love this, you'll love our fart thread over on [s4s]. Come join us!
*bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppptttttttt*
I didnt think there were many people to have this fetish.
Does anybody know if there are hookers in europe that fart on you?
Braaaapblootblootbrap
>>27734139
this is why women can't be robots
there are people out there who will literally pay you hundreds of dollars to fart on them >>27734428
>>27735460
BuuuuuurrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAPPP
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1450905357
>tfw you will never fart on a woman
>>27735548
Sounds like Chewie just went into hyperspace with that one.
tfw the op was actually p sexy
Here we can see all of /r9k/'s noble pure hearted men get away from the harsh realities of mean Stacies who care nothing about their dreams. Mean Stacies that avoid them like a plague. Mean Stacies that would choose a Chad over these pure hearted fart sniffers with vast interests and stringent moral standards.
These fucking threads slay me
>>27736031
Nigga are you seriously attaching a moral value to sniffing or not sniffing farts?
can I get a queef instead of an ass fart
>>27736066
Brown is the color of shit
It's also the color of pride
fucking love you dude
>>27736079
>women can fart out of their vagina
damn nature you scary
>>27733729
what the fuck
whenever i come to these thr- what the fuck
>>27733832
I want Reddit to gtfo
>>27734723
Kill yourself normalbitch
>>27736163
NORMIE GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO BACK TO FUCKING FACEBOOK
>>27736108
I have a fart fetish but I think queefs are disgusting
It's just not the same
>>27736505
Only loose sluts make queefs
Bump
Bbbbbbb
BBB
Njvh
original cyka blyat
>>27738981
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTT
FFFLGLGLGLGFFPHHHHT
>>27736505
>>27736816
queefs don't 'turn me on' but i don't mind them
it's like burping after a good meal
