How does one respond to a message like this?
>>27734021
Hand holding
OG comment
Someone who wont laugh at my tiny dick
>not instantly replying dank meme and rare pepes
For a qt to plow my rock hard cock into whenever I please. Also you better have a cute penis, bitch
>>27734021
>I want a piping hot fart to be exhaled by your butt into my nostrils and absorbed by your lungs.
>>27734021
Well we gotta know what you're looking for first of all
If I was messaging a guy and said that, I'd want him to say something like this:
I'm not sure, exactly. I would love to meet someone who I genuinely get along with, and see where things go from there!
I like qt beta guys though so maybe that's not good advice.
>>27734154
>tfw beta but not cute
>>27734154
shut the fuck up. No one will ever love you
I usually go with something like
>It all depends really. I don't have a lot of faith in these dating websites, but I'm pretty open to meeting new people
"I am looking for what I find."
>>27734154
>beta
>qt
Pick one
>>27734154
That's so artificial though. Everybody knows what they're doing - spontaneity does not exist on the internet.
>>27734177
I'm sure you're a qt anon.
>>27734178
>implying I don't have a qt beta bf
>>27734292
Then why did she even ask, man. I was just telling OP what I'd want to hear.
>>27734446
But why would you want to hear that? Do you want to maintain the illusion of spontaneity, albeit feigned?
>>27734501
Yes, I would like to maintain the illusion of spontaneity. I would also like to message someone who is fun to talk to, and that sounds like a fun response that would be easy to respond to.
>>27734021
"You."
/thread
>>27734021
>"sum fuk"
>*SPLOOOOOOOOOSH*
>>27734526
Alright then. I hope you realize you're the reason PUA works.
>>27734596
Wait what, what do you mean? Not trolling or anything, I genuinely don't understand the logic behind that.
>>27734660
PUA are all about feigning spontaneity, feigning confidence, feigning attractivity. If, by anonette's admission, artificiality is good enough - even when the woman is aware it's only a facade - then they are correct in thinking the seduction approach is just a matter of technique.