I work at a porn shop. Ask me anything.
why do you work at a porn shop?
>>28077691
pleb taste
crab is best
do you sell porn?
>>28077710
The job market is shit and it actually pays above minimum wage.
>>28077722
Crab is good, but cat got them big fat tats.
>>28077722
Crab and snake have best songs. At least in bake. Haven't watched past that.
>>28077691
How often do you get female customers?
>>28077740
Yes, quite a lot too. We also sell all sorts of dildos. pocket pussies, and even have a couple of those 20 pounds of ass and pussy things on display.
>>28077691
how many dildos you sell in a day?
>>28077772
You should at least check out Nise. Platinum disco is debated as one of the best OPs of the entire series.
>>28077779
like every 1-2/10 people, but they're all over 30.
>>28077691
does it pay decently?
and how did you get this job?
How do I get a job at a porn shop? Where do they advertise open positions?
>>28077691
several questions:
How frequently do couples shop together?
What is the typical demographic of the people who come in?
Do you have regulars?
Are you desensitized to porn?
Do you use porn?
>>28077691
Is there any particular stereotype to your customers? Anything that makes you think "that's potentially a regular customer" vs "tourist who will never set foot in here a second time"?
>>28077781
Did you ever get hard at work kind of drifting off and looking at a product or something? I mean, I'm sure you developed a basic immunity to everything around you after a while, but at the beginning?
Also, how do guys act when they go and buy something to stuff their dick in? Do they seem embarrassed? Frightened? Shy? Are girls the same way?
I suspect it's nothing but old people that buy their sex toys at a brick and mortar place nowadays anyway.
Do people SERIOUSLY buy dvds and blu rays of fucking porn in 2016?
>>28077806
dildos aren't really a daily sell. Porn for sure is, lube, magazines, one guy always buys eatable underwear every time he comes in, and surprisingly energy drinks.
>>28077841
couples don't really come in together. you'll sometimes get a person that comes in and buys something that they'll tell you they're going to use with their spouse.
>>28077850
and to answer several questions at once the typical person that comes in is over 30. there really isn't a steriotype besides that. all sorts of people wonder in and get stuff. occaisonally we'll get some 18 year old walking in but they're face is usually bright red and they "joke" about buying porn when the internet gives it away for free.
>>28077855
people buying sex toys are usually ether stonewall jackson no expresion at all or give ZERO fucks and talk about how the local sports teams are in the shitter for another season.
>>28077894
>one guy always buys eatable underwear
Are some other "characters" that you see regularly? I expect most people coming in aren't regular customers.
>>28077691
Those still exist? How? The internet killed all of the ones I used to see.
There's a porn shop a few blocks away from my place. Anything I can do to look appealing as a potential employee and get hired?
Also how many people do you catch masturbating in the store per week?
>>28078738
old people man. as I said like two other times in this thread pretty much 95% of the customers we get are people over the age of 30. 50+ year old people don't get that the internet is full of porn and will come in once a week and buy a BD.
>>28078790
for starters you ask them if they're hiring. There is nothing you could buy that would suggest an interest to work there. as for pocket jerkers you only really get one of those like a month or two and usually walking by and clearing your throat will get them to stop.
>>28077691
I live at home, any good tech for hiding sex toys?
>>28079001
I don't own any so I donno. a shoe box?
