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Can someone help me dress? Currently I wear cowboy boots, sweats,
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Can someone help me dress? Currently I wear cowboy boots, sweats, a hoodie and vest wherever I go. I go for an "urban gunslinger" look. Is it autistic? Any recommendations?
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>>29312250
Yeah that's not really the best look to be going for
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fuk yes, r u a gril

pls london
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get lit show tits bb
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Just the name "urban gunslinger" is more than enough autism.

Sorry op you are autism
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I actually laughed out loud at this

Please tell me you live somewhere that isn't the South
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hmu anytime u want bb
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>>29312284
>>29312323
How should I dress? Advice? I have GAD and OCD.

>>29312325
I live in Buffalo NY.
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>>29312373
u r eons ahead of succubis
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>>29312250
That's beautiful, I used to dress like that desu. Boots are good, just don't make it the focus of your outfit.

But 90% of the time it looks like Major Autismo.
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>>29312399
But why though? I don't understand. I think it's a fairly lavish, even luxurious, taste in clothing especially when I'm a NEET (be it one that leaves the house often).

>>29312398
What??
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>>29312435
pls smile to me
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I was thinking of throwing a nice purple pimp hat (cowboy hat with feather) on there too, yea or nay? Isn't that what normies call """swag"""?
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Not sweats
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>>29312467
I need fashion advice. How would some nice suede gauntlets look?

>>29312484
Why not? It looks hip right?
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>>29312250
>sweats
>wearing cowboy boots with anything but jeans
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>>29312507
Its "hip". I'm 26 but trying to become playmates with a teenage girl, and they always wear sweats so isn't that bou d to be a conversation piece?
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>>29312507
u mean denim
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Urban gunslinger sounds fresh to death tbqh.
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>>29312548
Thanks anon!

This is an original comment. Very originam.
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>>29312435
>I think it's a fairly lavish, even luxurious, taste in clothing

Of course you do, you're autistic.
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>>29312580
Well can you explain whats wrong with it??? Or not?
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We're gonna need a fit pic, OP.
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>>29312610

I don't respond to people who use unnecessary amounts of punctuation.

The combination of clothing you mention is severely retarded and isn't complimentary at all.

You're not hip, you're a fully grown 26 year old who dressed like a retard.
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>>29312663
But I want a teenage girl playmate. I thought they might think I look like a millionaire or celebrity or something.

>>29312617
Pic related my mom took for me, not posting full pic of myself.
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>>29312688
10/10. Swag on a hundred thousand trillion.
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>>29312688
How do you expect to get tips if you don't post a full pic?
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>>29312688
>I thought they might think I look like a millionaire or celebrity or something.

But you look like an autistic manchild loser because that is what you are.
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>>29312717
Thanks! That's the sort of feedback I was hoping for.
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>>29312688
r u gril anon, op
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>>29312688
Oh and your swag is sick nasty
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>>29312688
OP you fucking noob.
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>>29312761
I'm not posting an actual picture of myself.
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>>29312779
fkn doit woman, or run away and never return
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>>29312779
you can't save this one partner, gg this was pretty good bait.
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>>29312761
What a champion you are Encyclopedia Brown.
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https://youtu.be/wD9_Sil8CDU?t=1m51s

Urban gunslinger what are you trying to be Travis Bickle or something?

shit at least he wore jeans but fucking sweatpants really.
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>>29312250
>it's a "there is an entire board dedicated to my topic but I'll post on /r9k/ instead" episode
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Bought these recently from Flipkart dot com, see if you like these, real fucking cheap too
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>>29312821
>>29312817
>>29312817
Mom took this picture of me when we went to Mr. Schwartz's delicatessen for lunch last week. She said I look handsome.
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>>29312864

>this is an actual living person and they willingly left the house in these clothes
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>>29312250
you wear what?

I wear jeans, vans, and either a tshirt or a button down unless I'm exercising.
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>>29312250

Cowboy boats AND hoodie?
Swap for a pair of New Balance (pick a non autism pair aka dont buy shoes at big 5) or Nikes if youve got the money and youll be normie at the least.

Honestly just go to /fa/ with legit body pics, tinestamps etc, be nice even if theyre being mean.
>Urban Gunslinger
Thats not a very socially conscious way to dress. Youll look sperg, and another big spree killing happened soooo

Try to dress discriminatly, yes, but the right attitude could pull off anything.
Id bet a grand that you are not one of these people. No offence.

I think of how I dress as to be as nonchalant, and body flattering as possible. Cowboy boots and hoodie says Walmart. It says, "WELL ILL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK" because it says i dont care if everyone thinks im wrong because im ignorant.

Dont fall to every trend
Dont be a pleb
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>>29312864
>>29312688
Kek. Imagine this guy going to some teenage girls in this getup. Creepy!
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>>29312250
Cowboy boots, sweatpants and a hoodie is probably the most autistic outfit possible short of wearing my little pony or sonic merch.
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>>29312688

Just posted, then scrolled down and saw THIS!

YOU LOOK LIKE A SLAV
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>>29312864

Wearing a ring, that you bought, not awarded, is wrong.
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>>29313140
My mom gave it to me for my birthday.
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>>29312864
That's famous Puerto Rican actor Benicio Del Toro
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>>29313159

Fair enough.
But Id say wristwatch is a more appropriate way for a man to wear jewlery. Lest you look like a pimp. In a bad way.
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>>29313210
I have a couple fedoras.

Pic related is my wristwatch.
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Swap out the cowboy boots for lower cut chuckas/desert boots, high cut doc martins or lower cut black/brown boots

Swap out the track pants for slim or skinny cut jeans.

Roll up said pants until they're just above the top of the boot

Stop wearing vests

Get yourself a decent bomber or leather jacket, alternatively a decent open wool jumper

Combine with a white t-shirt, preferably with a pocket. Cheap ones will do, but ~$20 will have better fit, marginal gains past ~$10.

If you want a better shirt long-sleeved button-ups work well, roll up the sleeves if it's hot. Something without too much in the way or ornamentation or complex patterns, but certainly not something that's completely white like a dress shirt to wear with a suit.

Try go for darker coloured pants, dark blue and black work well to contrast lighter coloured tees, which work best on lighter skin.

Wear socks that either don't show or show less than 5mm above the top of the boot.

I don't generally wear hats because they're inconvenient, but it suits some people.
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>>29312861
Fuck I want to cut that stupid as shit buckle loop off the side, who the fuck would add that to a perfectly good set of boots?
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step 1 take a scarf
step 2 wrap it arround your neck
step 3 strap the other end to a car's bumper
step 4 kill yourself, please do!
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>>29312250
>I go for an "urban gunslinger" look
lol rad af
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