>get the courage to start asking people on dates
>literally everyone I'm interested in is dating someone already
This is the worst hell.
>can't get your dick wet
>hell
the superficiality of you people hahahahaha. if I could be bothered, I'd hate all of you.
this happened to me too it is horrible
>>29311937
Yet you could be bothered enough to reply.
>>29311937
cool, we hate you a million times more than you hate us.
>finally get courage to ask girl
>goes smooth
>realize i am in a relationship
>tfw inexperienced child
>mfw dont know what to do
>reply, i-i w-was just joking all along
>been alone so long I've actually convinced myself I no longer crave emotional closeness
Hahaha losers don't even know how free it feels to finally not care if you're alone!:'(
>>29312389
>realize i am in a relationship
what
>>29312753
Having the thought of being in a relationship is stressful. What do you say? How do you not fuck it up? How to be interesting without meme-spouting.
>>29311913
This was how I escaped being a robot. You slowly cause yourself to harden and be immune to the fear and rejection. You can go from 0 to 100mph in as little as a year. Soon you can just approach and ask any girl out and it takes no time to find a gf.
>>29312389
>reply, i-i w-was just joking all along
What the fuck man, that's actually kind of mean
