We are open.
Order a drink and tell me about your day. You hanging in there anons?
>tfw crippling alcoholism
>my kidneys hurt and I can't sleep
Large vodka tonic, please.
Mint Julep my man, keep em coming
Having eye surgery in a week, just lost my job due to it closing among other things
Stressful times
>>28761297
Let's raise a glass to Elliot
Everything's better with some wine in the belly.
Cheers!
How the fuck do I find a job with no references?
>>28761297
Give me a matusalem on the roks, didn't sleep last night, reallity is changing to fast.
>>28761323
Sure thing, take it slow buddy.
>>28761395
Had eye surgery as a kid, wasn't comfy. You will get through it anon.
>>28761408
N-no.
>>28761427
You lie.
>>28761297
Since completely giving up on dating (deleting dating site accounts) my life has actually improved. I enjoy doing things alone and the last 4 movies I saw in a theater were by myself. I'd say the only thing I'm really missing in life is a job.
The thought of sex or intimacy is so foreign and intimidating that I'd rather just have a chick who was just willing to send nudes at a moment's notice so I could jack off to them. That would quell my desire for sex for that day.
Ginger ale please.
>>28761455
>You lie
How? They will probably check my references.
>>28761427
No experience or no references?
For references you can use teachers or professors.
>>28761471
Prepaid sim cards given to friends.
>Girls from work took my clubbing
>Kind of a shut in
>First time out
>Get nice and hammered
>Actually having a good time for once
>Douche bag that I had an issue with is there too
>He tries to start something
>To drunk to say anything beyond "we gonna touch dicks or nah"
>Before he has a chance to knock my teeth out one of the girls I'm with drags me out
>Apologize profusely
>They all say it's fine
>I was dancing with a friend I had met earlier there
>They had assumed he was her boyfriend and he was butthurt I was dancing with his girl
>In reality I made fun of him on the Internet about ricing out his car and he found out
>He tried to fight me in the club over it
Man, fuck being a normie. I'm going back to drinking and playing video games by myself.
>tfw there was no F&F thread on my last night before getting back on the wagon
>>28761455
third surgery in 2 years to fix my eye
Have glaucoma too
Hopefully I don't go blind for another 20-30 years
It has motivated me to start getting shit done though, slowly but surely
We're all gonna make it
Another Julep over here barkeep, please!
>>28761479
I'm not in school.
>>28761482
What? Never even heard of that.
>>28761427
I fucking hate that reference shit.
>>28761459
I can somewhat relate. Had a pretty shitty date night with this girl I started seeing.
>bring her to my place
>cook for her
>an actual full meal, not some instant pizza tier shit
>cleaned up the place
>after everything she yanks my dick for 15 seconds and then asks me to take care of her instead
Why are women so fucking inconsiderate? Just shove your ass in my face and suck my dick for 10 minutes, it's simple as shit. Then we can do whatever you want.
Text a 5/10 she barely responds and then stops all together im not ugly im maybe 7/10 so what the fuck is up I've had 8/10's seem more interested in me ..feel useless
Can I get a coffee and a husky to go?
>>28761546
>servi
>>28761571
We don't offer puppers ;_;
>>28761495
Sorry, wasn't around yesterday. Had a thread up on saturday though.
>>28761491
Dude desu that sounds like a pretty good fucking time to me. You cucked that dude in a sense. Feel good about it.
>>28761552
5/10s are not worth it dude. Settling never works.
the weather is hot as hell here, i'm feeling kind of shit because i haven't slept for more that 2 hours per night since last week or so and i'm exhausted from the work i had to do because i moved out. 1 cup of fresh, cold water please barkeep
>>28761427
2 mobile phones
2 closed business in your area
be able to change your voice subtly for the phone or have friend or spouse lie for you
Brandy, neat. The cheapest shit you have.
I've been helping to take care of a young cousin, his father was abusing him and for some reason my cousin only relaxes around me.
I want to kill everybody who's hurt him with my bare hands, he makes me feel like a hero instead of a useless NEET, his clinginess gets old and I feel bad for being annoyed at this kid who still has broken bones. It's just a lot, you know?
I would like a lemon lime and bitters with an extra piece of lime served on a small plate beside it for dipping
I want a fancy drink, please. Something a dandy would down.
Today I'm currently repenting for what I did in the past:
>Be me when I was a young kid
>Have many cats
>We breed cats, usually give the kittens away
>But at this point we simply have too many
>About 21 cats in the house at one time
>Most of it happens because of two male not neutered cats we have who keep impregnating our females
>Tfw we're poor as shit
>Can no longer afford to have this continue
>Cannot afford to desex male cats
>They're too big to put in a box and leave them somewhere, they'll escape
>Have no cage to put them in and leave them somewhere
>Mum decides we need to kill the males and have the females desexed after we kill them with the pay we're getting next week
>I know killing things is wrong but I can't go against mum
>She drowns one of the male cats, I didn't do anything to intervene
>The other one mum was having trouble suffocating, she told me to hold it down
>I did for about 2 minutes and then I couldn't deal with it and left to hide in my room
>I got told to dispose of the cats
>Tied them into a garbage bag and threw them in the bin
Am I a murderer, /r9k/? I need to be judged.
Barkeep, the strongest thing you have, please. With a side of bleach.
>>28761852
That is the most fucked up shit I've heard in awhile. Tell your mom to see a therapist and keep your distance
>>28761852
You regret it and aren't going to be killing cats if I'm getting the right impression.
We all do that one terrible thing as a child, you know? Maybe giving a few bucks to a local animal shelter might ease your guilt.
I just really started visiting r9k and I have to say this board is comfy as fuck. Like my semen-crusted blanket. Familiar and safe.
Everything just resonates, you know? I've always had ways to take off the normie mask and relax but this is the best.
>Sitting by the window, smoking a cigarette, looking at the moon through the clear sky.
>Think of old friend who abandoned me years ago.
>Wish we could've been friends again before he was murdered.
This one's for you, Miles.
>Accidentally sent a racist joke in the wrong group chat
>It says all my coworkers have seen it
>Nobody is responding
I think I might get fired tomorrow. Its sort of ok with me because I really hated my job.
I'll have a gin and tonic
>noon
>already 4 hours at work, havent gotten jack shit done
>>28761980
First two arrows are exactly me. Sorry about your friend.
Rum and coke. Split 50/50 none of that one shot and a glass full of coke shit.
This is exactly 7 nights without drinking. Longest I've made it in a long damn time.
I was reading a feels thread. Finally found out how I feel. I don't have any big sad story that explains why I'm so sad and lonely. Lots of little ones. But somewhere along the way I know I must've lost something precious, though I've forgotten what it was.
>>28761297
God damn dog won't quit shitting and pissing in the unused den upstairs. Mom is pissed. Might have to give him up but the big fuck won't listen to me. Rub his face in it and everything. Keeps eating fucked up shit and shitting it out or throwing it up. Fucking 1 yo too.
Just got my computer back from getting water spilled all over it. Guy had to reformat my HDD and lost all my sweet ass reaction pics and porn.
I should just start lifting and get a shitty part time job somewhere.
Cheapest whiskey you got. Just leave the bottle.
Can i get whiskey?
Whatever you have, doesnt matter.
I have lots of people around me yet i cant call any of them "a friend".
I feel lonely.
I have issues with my dad, you know the cliche stuff.Abusive family relationships.
Im tired, i feel like i cant take it anymore.
But i would ruin my mom's psychology if i end my life.
she is the only person i have.
I dont know what to do anymore, nothing gives me pleasure, i dont have interest in anything.
I dont have dreams, i dont have an aim.
You know what, i dont even care about a boyfriend anymore, all i wanted was a friend who i could talk.
A week ago, i found a guy.He lives close to me.I really like him, we made plans and such.But he is gonna leave me too.
Im so scared.
I dont wanna be an insane person.
So I just got diagnosed with chronic depression and anxiety after all these years, after visiting my GP for mental health because I've failed first year of uni. Gotta break it to my parents now.
I'll have a pint of Strongbow.
>>28761852
jesus fuck that's awful
why didnt she just snap it's neck?
or just let them loose, cats are super resourceful and some of them actually thrive better in the wild
my old cat ran off for 3 months, thought he was dead
he came back fucking swole af, he'd been killing birds and shit in the woods
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Very unproductive day
getting drunk again for the fifth night in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxYXIKP97sQ
Myfirstgirlfriend broke up with me on sunday evening due to her nearly always being at work. is there any way i can convince her to get back with me despite this fact? I'm really bummed out about this because we were working out really well.
I asked a girl Does She want to hangout with me next weekend last night.
Its been 12 hours and no response,I hate this shit.Why cant she just say no or yes.
Im a weirdo by all means but she seemed to enjoy that side to me and dont go telling me theres always more girls. Most of them are rubbish not worth time.
just water blease .last night i cried for 2 straight hours in front of my skype-gf. i feel so fucking pathetic all the time, im so lonely that i fall in love with any girl that gives me attention. shoot me please.
I got a job in a restaurant and like not even a week in one of the servers straight up asked me if I was a virgin in front of like 3 other employees.
If you say yes, you are a virgin loser
If you say no, it's fucking obvious you are lying and it's worse
I just avoided the question and I'm not sure if they know because they are women and lack critical thinking
>>28761297
Double of your finest rotgut whiskey with a dash of water. I'll switch when it no longer tastes like poison.
>writing a master thesis
>about a year overdue
>no clue what I'm doing
>haven't left house in three months
>friends have slowly disappeared
>realise that if I'm not working on this thesis, I am a NEET
I'm not so sure about this, guys, I may have fucked it.
Pour me a Guinness thanks
Why can't I do it barkeep? Why can't I talk to girls? I mean I can, I can fine, no problems, I'm perfectly fine looking and girls try to talk to me, but fuck they are so boring, they do nothing with there spare time and only seem to validate themselves from other male attention without a shred of loyalty
>>28763343
If she doesn't respond soon or doesn't have a good reason for keeping you hanging for over 12 hours then she aint worth your time either anon.
>>28761297
Woke up after an 11 hour and 15 minute sleep at 14:44.
Morning routine and now I'm checking what my bros here are doing.
Yes, I'm NEET.
Yes, I have no reason to get out of bed.
>>28761953
You're welcome here, brother.
>>28764565
Its far easier to say that,even I understand this but I guess I want her too much,shes a lot of what I like in a woman while still having a passion about something.
Im not the greatest catch by any means So I was probly just hoping too much.
Ive never had any girl go out with me,,It gets harder and harder each time to ask them and the answer is always a wall of silence or ur such a gud guy but not 4 me.
I just want some validation from the other sex i guess for one girl to show me Im worth the effort i put into myself but it seems to be a fruitless endevour that for some reason I cant quell the urge to keep trying.Some little flame of hope in me that wants to give it one more chance,one more chance to maybe feel good instead of utter rejection.
>>28761546
I had something like this the other day except I took her to a nice restaurant that she wanted to go to and she wouldn't fool around
