>anon arent you going to show us a good time around town?
What do
>>25937243
Ask them where they got that sweet lamp.
After that, why their ceiling is low.
Then?
Ask them why the fuck they have a ghoul sitting at their table.
TripAdvisor
There's a town? Since when?
>>25937243
Show them the elegant script of the tatoo on my frenelum that reads "around town" before they realize that I'm not the friend they thought I was.
>>25937243
Those chicks probably think they are way better looking then they are.
>>25937243
Wake up from this hellish nightmare
>>25937326
What are you talking about? They're cute :3
Woman! you know there isn't a damn thing to do around town!
The on the left looks like a fucking vampire. Cute though.
>>25937243
>these horrible teeth
Ewww how did I end up in Britain
>>25937326
They are fairly attractive
>>25937326
Girl on right is pretty
Left is alright but she's not ugly
Fuq dem both
not with that chin and those teeth.
>>25937243
Fuck i hope they like KFC
>>25937243
You came to the wrong town if you want a good time around it. There's literally nothing here.
>>25937326
Yeah I dunno what all of you are talking about. These girls are
>16
>Don't know how to apply makeup
>Mediocre bone structure
wouldn't bang.
>No
and that is that.
Go on a barcrawl and let them buy me drinks while I rant about philosophical concepts, societal fuck ups, and memes.
EZ.
>>25937580
bruh they're both in their 20s and are both lesbians and are in a relationship together.
>>25937243
Why are both of their fangs yellow?
>Take me to the designated shitting street NOW!
what do
Bars and clubs fucking suck in my town. I dont know how they have managed to make them all so uncomfy places. Its almost embarrasing to take anyone to them.
>>25937275
I think it's an ikea lamp
>>25937935
Bullshit, wheres the proof
As long as you guys pay for everything I'll gladly take you to the best restaurants, bars, malls, etc. around here.
