>Hairdresser presses her boobs against me while cutting my hair
>Get erection
>Girl bumps into me
>"oh sorry"
>Get erection
>hairdresser accidentally touches my earlobe
>precum starts to leak out of my dick
>Optician shines light in my eyes while moving in closer
>Feel an almost irresistible urge to go in for a kiss
>Girl compliments you on something asinine
>Get erection
Holy shit, am I that starved for validation and affection?
>>25937689
I'm on a week so far without wanking and I'm sat here with an erection.
>>25937624
>Hardly notice hairdresser qt3.14 because I cant stop worrying wether the collar on the cape-thing shuts of oxygen or blood flow to brain.
>>25937722
>I'm sat here with an erection.
You know what to do.
>have no hair
>>25937624
I don't get it, you can't grab tiddies cause it's rape but they can flop em all over you during a haircut or wear skimpy shirts cause 'they're just bewbs calm down'
sum bullshit
>female dentist tummy rumbling at checkup
>strangely aroused
>>25937742
hair is a bacteria trap. i'd gladly be completely hairless
Why do female hair stylists or barbers ALWAYS have big breasts? It's honestly bizarre.
>Getting my hair done
>Hair cutter is about 5'2, blonde and petite but with E-cup tits, wearing a low cut top
>Has to shake up a bottle of product before putting it in my hair
>She shakes the bottle hard for a good thirty seconds, her breasts practically popping out of her top
My dick.
Do they do this when they mainly have male clientele? As a way to get more business?
>>25937805
>hair is a bacteria trap. i'd gladly be completely hairless
Yeah, I'll see you saying that again when you start balding.
>>25937825
>Why do female hair stylists or barbers ALWAYS have big breasts?
I had a crazy ex girlfriend who was 4'11 and had absolutely massive tits. They were very saggy though, guess things that big aren't gonna stay up, but I still really liked them. She was 24 when I was with her, they must have been fucking amazing when she was 18.
>>25937977
Forgot to mention that she was a hairdresser.
>>25937624
>underneath that long black gown thing so it's okay
>enjoy the erection to its full extent
