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>be me >go to church >mummy asks me to pray to Jesus
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>be me
>go to church
>mummy asks me to pray to Jesus for little sister that has cancer
>pray to Allah
>MFW
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>>28061704
You do realize that a Muslim could ask Isa for intercession right?
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>>28061704
Quran mentions Jesus and Moses too.
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>>28061704
You fucking heretic
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But they are literally the same god anon
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>>28061704
Muslims believe in Jesus as Quran mentions him as well. It's the fucking ignorant extremeists that think Bible isn't real
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>>28062137
>baby with a beard

laughed through my nose out loud
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>praying to someone that was crucified like a bitch
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>>28061704

>mfw there are "people" who believe in a literal god from a literal fairy tale
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Trump will send you back
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>>28062145
No Muslim believes Jesus was divine.
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>>28062138
some /pol/ nerd would probably correct you
in the quran god is described as a master deceiver, almost the same same words that Satan is described as in the bible
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>>28062187
>mfw all these fucking idiots did
>mfw big bang theory was proposed by an idiot priest
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>>28062210
And God sends 'deceiving spirits' in the Bible.

Big deal.
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>>28062244
His point is that the Quran describes Allah as the bible describes Satan and deceiver spirits. Implying Allah is Satan and Muslims are deceived by him into thinking he's God
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>>28062220

the wheel was proposed by a retard who couldn't count to 5

the idea of god originally was too, most likely
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>>28062270
>over a hundred influence scientists who laid the foundation for science as we know it
>the majority of scientists throughout history or religious
>but the guy who made the wheel was stupid so hah!

This is the worst attempt at rebuttal I've ever seeb
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>>28062220
What do the colours mean?

Also top kek, the youngest person on that list was born in the fucking 40's.
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>>28062287

that's the worst spelling attempt of 'seen' i've ever seen

retard
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>>28062295
>scientific validity is relevant to how recent it is
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>>28062303
>I have no argument so I'll continue to insult

Bless you child
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>>28062264
It's kind of dumb how /pol/ is pretending to be Christian all of a sudden because 'muh crusades' or 'muh tradition' without actually believing it.
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>>28062339
>without actually believing it.

Speak for yourself anon. How can you tell what they believe?
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>>28062264
Why would Satan describe himself as master deciever if he's trying to make people think he's God.

It's like wearing name tag saying "Hello, my name is not Satan"
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>go sunday church with my mother, rarely ever go
>sitting down
>start getting thoughts about shooting the pope in the head with a gun

a-anyone else?
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>>28062403
>implying the holy books are written by the God's and not man


They're written by men who beheld God and were inspired by him. They weren't ignorant to his deceptive ways and in fact admired it hence the overarching deceptive aspect of Islam.
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>>28062431
>be devout catholic
>same thing happens to me

The pope is borderline heretic desu. It was probably God opening your eyes to it.
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>>28062303
How's it feel losing an internet argument?
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