Choose wisely r9k.
1. You are transported to the DBZ universe, any era you desire. Earth is in trouble once again and you have 2 years to train (real time or hyperbolic time chamber.) Your limit is slightly above Goku's in the era you chose. You will fight an opponent of equal strength, intelligence, etc. However, if you slack off, you will be defeated badly. Like all DBZ heroes, your deeds will be unknown to the general public. If you die in the DBZ universe, you die in real life. You are transported back to reality if you succeed.
2. Every ten years, you get to spend 7 days with the girl of your dreams. She is a virgin, pure, into your shitty hobbies. Perhaps even sex, but that depends on you. Each time, you are forced to part due to external circumstances. However, each time is memorable and unforgettable.
>>28061408
DBZ. Only a retard would pick option 2.
>>28061408
DBZ. Disregard BitcheZ
Both of them sound like absolute hell
>train for 2 years straight, possibly die
>get cucked for the rest of my life
>>28061408
do you keep your powers when you come back to real world if you win? Then definitely DBZ
>every 10 years you will be tortured with that which you can never own
I could pay a escort a large sum of money to do that for me every 10 years.
But experiencing DBZ tier battles would be a once in a lifetime opportunity
>>28061408
>Implying a NEET trains
>Waiting 10 years to do something for a week
Both options are shit
>>28061603
This desu, I just want power
dbz no doubts being a ssj would be awesome
>>28061408
Dbz
I could train until I could make a decent ki blast and then put my hand against my head and blow my brains out
>>28061408
2 sounds fucking heart breaking
Dragonball my shit up family
>>28062649
>This fucking post
Holy kek, in true /r9k/ style
>>28062649
fuck this is good
well desu'd
>>28062649
Thank you,that is a really useful method
>Go to DBZ universe
>Train and get buff
>Experience the miracle of flight
>Find the dragonballs in between training
>Wish to retain all of my power when I return to my home universe
>Upon my return humanity experiences true fear
>Kill 2/3 of the population or so
>Make sport of crushing Chad skulls with my bare hands
>Have an enormous castle built for me and live a life of luxury surrounded by my 1000 virgin gfs
>Before I die blast a decent sized hole into the moon so humanity will have no choice but to look to the night sky and remember my terror forever
>>28062749
You forgot about the part where you turn the middle east into a vacant parking lot.
>>28061408
> implying that in two years you can't find a qt3.14 in dbz universe
> implying that in two years you can't find a way to travel back from your universe to dbz universe (instant teleport like goku for example)
> implying that having a date every 10 years is even close to being able to feel what is like to experience full power.
Kek.
> Every ten years, you get to spend 7 days with the girl of your dreams.
But her age is fixed?
>>28062789
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:^)
>>28062649
But anon, that would only make you come back stronger
