>I-I'm so in love with you, anon~!
What do?
Bang. Then good bye.
Convert to Islam, the one true faith. Allahu ackbar.
Convert to Islam for her.
Marry her as soon as I can
Unload your entire AK mag while yelling ALOHA SNACKBAR
>sorry, if youd came to me 8 years ago i might have been able to reciprocate but now its too late. Im too broken to be able to carry any of kind of relationship with another human. See you later, i guess.
>>28611379
>>28611385
Why do you assume you'd have to be the one to convert?
>>28611354
I'm not really into Asians, sorry.
>>28611412
>t. mentally undeveloped 14 year old
Jesus, pay attention in class, it isn't even summer yet
>>28611443
>being this fucking stupid
In Islam, it is haram for Muslim women to marry non-Muslim men, given the assumption that children will take the religion of their father. However, non-Muslim women, provided they are Jewish or Christian, are technically allowed to marry Muslim men.
>>28611472
>call strangers on the internet mean names because the asked a question
Anon...are you alright?
Wanna talk about it?
>>28611354
Pic related are Muslim girls from my uni.
Do you think they're virgins?
>>28611531
>getting butt-hurt about greentext followed by a politely worded explanation
>>28611535
Nope
Their families may be muslim but out roastie glorification culture is more powerful than that
>>28611379
>>28611385
>>28611400
The west is truly doomed.
>>28611550
There, there, Anon kun.
Don't worry so much.
We all gonna make it.
>>28611354
i'd stock her shutter
>>28611578
No, friend. Islam will not only dominate the west, it will save the west. Whites will breed at the highest rate in a hundred years, and roasties will be FORCED to be modest.
>>28611354
>smile at her
>move closer
>put my arm around her
>whisper into her ear: Deus Vult!
>beat her to death with my morning star while shouting: "give back Constantinople, filthy heathen!"
>inb4 arrested for islamphobia
Sorry but I'm already married to a Muslim girl.
>>28611676
How is it?
clearlynotorginalcommentbloxx
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME!!!
>>28611535
Depends, were they raised in a Muslim country or a western one? How do they act around men?
>>28611713
It's pretty nice to be honest, despite being a convenience marriage at its core, so she could end up getting citizenship. Communication is difficult but we get on well.
>>28611354
Give her al D
>>28611773
>Communication is difficult but we get on well
Where is she from?
>>28611354
>make a crusade on that pussy
>converts to christianity because of shit-Tier religion
>gets ostracised by her family because muh honor
>slay dirty in-law saracens every weekend
Im not really seeing your problem, brother
DEUS VULT!
>>28611865
She's Saudi. Barely knows any English though.
>>28611893
>convert from shit-tier religion to shit-tier religion
Double keke
>>28611354
convert , move to syria , i mean the great califate of isis , jhad my ass of , impregnate woman
Rape her.
I want to make her feel right at home.
>>28611354
While not a devout believer, I am technically a muslim so I guess this is easy mode for me?
>>28611915
I agree, us sophisticated enlightened gentlemen know far more than theists ever will!
*tips fedora*
>>28611915
>don't have to cover head
>will be allowed to do shit on your own
>can finally try bacon
>can actually participate in the religious community if so desired
>won't be ostracized if marriage fails
I know you're just trying to be an enlightened gentleman, but used some fucking logic will you.
>>28611354
you should both explode
>>28612004
>>28612083
LE FUNNY HAT MAYMAY XDDDD
>>28612120
>>28612004
obligatory info
>>28611354
Have you ever tried to get into Mensa? Let's do it. I always wanted to see how close I could get.
>if her IQ is under 100
Lolno.
>if her IQ is at or above 100
Let's make a list of honeymoon destinations.
>>28611354
Tell her if she truly loved me she'd convert to christianity, and if she didn't I wouldn't date her
>>28612221
>Mensa
>IQ
Do you honestly believe that shit?
>>28611379
>>28611385
>>28611954
If i ask this to my muslim friends their answer would be marry first then convert. You are doomed
>>28611354
>"sorry, I don't wnat to be honor murdered by your brother/dad/uncle in the next few years"
>back away slowly at first while steadily getting faster
>curse at myself because now i can't visit the college library anymore, in fear i will meet her again
Think fast. I don't want her, but I don't want to be blown up either
>>28611354
Desu I had a Muslim girl take off her hijab in front of me. It made me feel special and her hair was stunningly gorgeous.
>>28611578
>remain a neet in a degenerate west or convert to islam and get a wife or more
hmm
>>28611354
ayyo bby u want some fuk?
