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>No one likes you, anon.
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>>28612172
Ahh I like these threads
>"Why can't you just be normal"
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>You're learning Finnish? Could you be anymore weird?
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>>28612256
Wow, seriously? As if learning languages is ever a bad thing.
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>"I understand how you feel"
>they're only experience dealing with what I have is when they talked to another person that has the normalfag (aka not real) version of my illness
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>>28612172
When you guys say Normies do you actually mean "fellow high school students"?
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>So what are you upto these days anon?

Usually said by a smug looking half-drunk uncle at a family birthday.
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>>28612300

I'm learning a "useless" language. Forget that 5 million of my cousins speak it, I guess.

I don't even tell them I'm also learning Estonian, as that will just raise the "Where the fuck is that?" question.
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>>28612369
>people don't know where Estonia is
Must be American.
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>>28612172
>anon kun, you are such a fucking faggot holy shit
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soul crushing things that you do to yourself
>accepting you won't ever get to date your crush
because she is a lesbian
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>>28612172
That's fucking brutal. Just forget them. I like you 2bh OP.
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>>28612401

That's a bingo. I just wish someone would get as excited about laulupidu as I do.

>tfw getting up at 4 AM to watch it live on the Internet.
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>It was a dare, I don't really want to date you
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>>28612172
>These are the best years of your life.

And the above was not original on its own.
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>>28612459
This happened to me thrice in high school and I think it fucked me up for good. I simply don't trust women anymore. I can't. I can't stand the humiliation again.
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>Your brothers and sisters are doing fine, why are you such a fuck up?
>your illness/disability is no excuse for your poor performance in school
>you are a disgrace to this family and a disappointment to me

Shall I continue?
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>>28612556
Yes, makes me feel better.
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>>28612556
do you want to vent to me i will listen to you
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>>28612172
>you aren't funny, quit talking
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>Fuck off

This destroyed internally and externally ;_;
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>Are you special or something?

I should have dropped out a semester early.
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>But it's easy for everyone else... Why don't you try?
I try my hardest every fucking day you dumb asshole, while you put zero effort into anything. If you were in my shoes you would break down crying and pass out.
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I know you can be the man you were born to be.

He means normal, since if I let an ounce of my personality out, he beat me. Nothing vicious, just punches or slaps to the face. And he wonders why I don't like to talk.

Oh, and of course:
I want to understand you.

Neither of those things would be bad if they weren't lies.
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>>28612587
>>28612630

here are some more:
>anon, you made your mom and dad cry, you definatly fucked up
>why am I being so harsh? because you deserve it
>do you even WANT to be successful?
>My parents would have kicked me out if I behaved like you
>the reason you are sad is because you will always be bad with girls, Have you even Kissed?
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>>28612172
I guess nothing? I was talking with some people I considered friends last week and they were just showing each their phones, probably some messages from somebody, and talking among themselves, and I asked what they were talking about and they just kind of shrugged it off and went back to their talks. It feel horribly bad, and they didn't even have to say a thing to crush my feelings.
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>you are annoying
>no one wanted to be friends with you until I introduced you to them
>you stole my friends

I became a bully after this
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>>28612742
the people that put others down are the ones that have definitely fucked up in life because they have probably done worse
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>When I was your age, I was fucking every night
> I'm not saying you need to be like me
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>"So.. Have you been seeing any girls? ;)"

Everytime i visit my dad.
And it hurts so much because i know that he knows the answer but he still has hope.
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>>28612768
oh, forgot to mention:
But honestly, damn it feels good
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>>28612821
Just as an added note, when he was my age he had 2 kids
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>>28612742
Who said these to you.


Beta uprising when
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>>28612369
feelsbadman, every time i see people who want to learn finnish all i can say is don't do it desu finland sucks our wimminz and nature suck

how good are you at it so far tho?

t. finn
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The worst things aren't said, but done.
When your "friends" make plans without calling you.
When you are that guy who usually doesn't have a partner when a work in pairs comes.
When you don't go out on friday nights,maybe not even because you don't want to, but because you don't have where and no one to go with.
You still try to work. But you always end up waisting your time with a book open in front f you and going on 4chan, or checking your phone.
Life is hard.
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>>28612823
that's something good!
Better than your dad staring at you with a dissapointed look
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>>28612789
They're fucked up too, but probably not as badly. Genuinely happy people are generally quite nice.
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>>28612789

After much therapy, I am beginning to understand this. They have been that way since childhood, it has made a tremendous impact on my mental health. I am pathologically critical of myself which fuels my crippling anxiety and depression.

>>28612846

My parents and sister. My brothers were distant and the few friends I made in high school bailed when I went to (and failed) college. I have not spoken to someone (outside of my therapist) for over a year.
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>>28612425
this so fucking much
>have qt blond blue eyed crush
>with fringe
>never wears makeup but is super cute still
>in yr 9 shes comes out as lesbian
>but hangs around with black chad
>she is pure as fucking anything but jesus shes cute
>yfw she loses her virginity to black chad
this is wear i lost all faith in people. i fucking snapped.
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>>28612459
I DID NOT WANT THIS FEEL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
WHY DID U FUCKING DO THIS
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>>28612869
Minun suomenkielen taitoni on huono.

I have relatives who only speak Skolt and Finnish. When I visit them, I don't want to need a translator.
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>>28612873
Yeah, i guess. I loathe the day he stops asking, because then i know that he has lost all hope.

>tfw i had a gf once for a couple of weeks
>he was so happy
>i come home one day
>tell dad "gf broke up with me"
>he starts laughing in a sad way and walks to his bedroom
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>>28612172
Pfff I've heard all these insults before and would actually chuckle if someone comes up with something original to spew at me.
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>>28612904
>falling for Western girls
Are you even trying, anon?
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>>28612369
Remember that they are just ignorant and useless normies who will never recognize the superiority of finnish memeculuture.
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>>28612904
thank you for knowing the feels
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>>28612256
Just tell them you need it to talk to relatives. Easy. Most normies don't even know where Finland is, m8. Ofc they think it's weird.
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>>28612904
Life just didn't go your way and there was nothing you could've done. What are you getting so worked up about?
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>>28612630

My family life thoroughly fucked. Parents only want me to get an engineering degree. Otherwise, I do not exist. My sister took out her frustrations on me. I have grown up being expected to please my entire family, but recive nothing in return. When I hit college, I cracked. Suicide attempt, psych ward, the whole nine yards. Now I feel like a shadow of my former self waiting for the opportunity to cash my check.
Thank you kind stranger for the opportunity to vent.
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>>28613054
If your family treats you like shit get friends that understand you and will always let you vent to them they are the true friends that understand your feelings and want to know you more - anon
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I don't even know what fucked me up, robots.

Can someone give me questions to answer so I can pinpoint where/how I lost my way?
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>>28612933
that's pretty understandable then, i'd offer you help with it but it's really exhausting and awkward teaching grammar and vocab i've tried that before i had to write posts for 2 hours every day because i'm a perfectionist and don't want to teach bad/simple grammar even though that's what you should do first
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>>28613135
you have to tell us about your life other than that we have no information to draw clues of where your life might have changed for the better or worse
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>>28613135
Did you ever had a love that didn't work out? How is your family's relationships like? Are you attracted to anime characters?
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>>28612768
>you are annoying
>you stole my friends

"Maybe you're the annoying one if people would rather hang out with me"
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>you know anon, if you weren't funny, I don't think anyone would want to be your friend

By a "friend" out of nowhere
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> "I just don't feel the same anymore"
Fucking terrible when the one person you thought you loved doesn't love you back. She immediately started seeing someone else less than a week later, the bitch.
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>You look just like [insert celebrity]! Except not sexy
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>>28613213
The fuck does that even mean? "If you weren't likeable, people wouldn't like you"?
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>>28613293
l have no idea. What a prick, it was completely uncalled for.
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>"Son, are you gay?"
>"Then how come you never had a girlfriend?"
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>>28613243
Damn, I'm sorry, anon. People like that are horrible.
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>>28613191
damn.
Nice one. I've got to write it down somewhere
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>>28613213
yeah what he mean to say was actually

''I fucking wish I was half as funny and witty as you WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY TO ME HOW SMART AND FUNNY YOU ARE ANON? I HATE YOU''

that ''friend'' is fucking jealous of you for some reason, probably because a girl he liked said something good about you

Be advised, he probably started spreading bullshit about you. Normies are like that.
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>>28613164

Kiitos, I understand. I practice with relatives on Skype and it is one fucking hard challange.
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>>28613173
>love that didn't work out
yeah, but I don't think that's what started it all. She showed signs of liking me and even jokingly kissed me on the cheek only to tell me she made out with some dude she only knew for 3 weeks in his car. I was pissed, but I'm sure that's not what sent me to hell. Didn't even reach relationship status.

>family relationship
It's just....there. I don't hate anyone, but I wouldn't say I "love" anyone either, because I don't understand that concept in families. I don't get words of encouragement, I just get chided for not doing such and such from time to time. The times i've made good achievements, I don't even get a little as a "grats". They probably think I don't need such words, but I don't think it was the case.

>anime grills
I can see why people are attracted to them, but I haven't strayed that far.


I think it's just the fact that my parents didn't help my emotional growth as much along with the fact the people I grew up with were just dicks in general.

>gotten into multiple fights in school
>was outright called ugly by many girls whether its directly or behind my back
>last guy picked
>was even made fun of by teachers
>made fun of for size as well. would get /fit/, but see no point since i probably won't be any happier

i guess it's just because people suck and so do i
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I grew my hair long once and had a photo of it in a document, but later cut my hair short again. I then found this cute girl I liked from high school years after I graduated and ended up showing her this picture after she was excited to see what I looked like with long hair and she said that I looked like a serial killer or a rapist. I'm glad I decided to cut my hair short.
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>>28613387
>probably because a girl he liked said something good about you

Nailed it right on the head. In that particular group of friends, I had a girl that really liked me and wanted to fuck but I never bothered yet he would always ask her half serious and half jokingly but she would always decline.

Doesn't really matter anymore, that was 5 years ago.
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>>28613400
>but I haven't strayed that far
That's not far at all. To have a romantic infatuation with an anime character is only the first step of a never ending journey.
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>why do you have to make a fight out of everything anon?
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>>28613505
typical ''I have no argument so its your fault'' response

literally IRL shitposting
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>Normie says something about what "we" do
>Don't know what hes talking about, ask "we?"
>You aren't included in the "we"
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>>28612904
>lesbian
No such thing aside from really masculine bull dykes. If a woman you'd fuck tells you she's lesbian, that's just her way of saying "Chad only."
And not just regular chad, hyper chad.
If I approach a woman and she says "Sorry, I'm a lesbian" I take that as personally of an insult as you'd take "Sorry, you're ugly and I don't think you're worthy of me."
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>>28613358
I am gay, so why are you asking why I haven't had a girlfriend?
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>>28613243
this shit happened to me. overnight she just "fell out of love" and dropped my ass like a bag of rocks, feels bad man
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>i have porn

The funny thing ks I'm pretty sure a good number of people might like me

If not oh well I have porn, video gamea and false realities worth more than all the money in the world
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>>28612459
>>28612493
I get you guys. Maybe my relations with women wouldn't be so fucked up if wasn't for that one bitch that took it too far.
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>>28612231
>"Why can't you just be normal"
My own principal said that to me in high school.
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My dad says, "Shut up, you don't have any friends" as a joke all the time. It hurts every time.
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>>28613637
Is everyone bipolar?

If you're too quiet people tell you you're too quiet like a creep whereas if you're too loud and energetic you're a fucking spaz or autistic creep

People really are fucking stupid
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>>28612873
I mean yeah, at least they act like they believe in me.
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>>28613683
>too quiet/loud
I had that, I spoke "TOO QUIETLY"
Then I upped my voice to compensate and it was TOO LOUD.
Like fuck, do I need to reach a precise decibel count to have an acceptable speaking voice?
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>>28613711
Yes, ~70db
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>Sorry anon, I'll probably never go out with you again. It's not really my thing and it's not your mistake.

Her response after I sent a message asking if everything is okay because haven't heard from her for a while
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>>28613683
Robot or not, you do realize that an alarming amount of people are fucking idiots. You'll learn this as you get older.
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>>28613008
My Guess is that he had the opportunity to start a relationship but he backs out of it.

Alternatively, Black Chad must've had cash.
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>"I don't care If you're good at cooking, I don't want to waste my money on a deadbeat son that will do nothing with the experience and tuition"
One of the only things I care about in this world.
>my dog
>cooking
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>>28613734
70 is too even and clean, obviously it's 68 or 73 depending on the social situation which you should be able to read instantly.
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>>28613789
But that's my point. He never failed there, things just didn't go his way. What's the point of being angry about a situation that was almost totally alien to you and out of your reach?
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>I'm sorry anon, [some Chad-type guy] explicitly forbade us to invite you to the gig or to know that there will be a gig. Sorry.

Oh come on.
At least you could tell me about it.
We could have avoided an embarrassing situation.
I guess the band is more important, huh?
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>>28613840
>my dog
>cooking
You know what to do, Anon.
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>>28613845
~70 means around 70

t. Scientist
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>>28613870
I can't cook this....this is my meat log and I love her
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>>28613847
exactly that. it's out of his control and he can't do anything about him being cucked. that fact that he can't control it is what is making him angry. at least that's why I'd be mad about it, that what you want is out of reach and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>28613905
It's a human desire to achieve the impossible.
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>>28613951
Especially when you're German
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>>28613905
I don't know, I can't understand that feeling. It just seems silly to feel angry about something that you've never put effort into it because you were in the wrong in the end.
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>"Just don't get a job. Everytime you get a job you get stressed out and quit after two weeks anyway. Just focus on going back to school or something, stop looking for work. I'm not going to work for you for the rest of my life, do you expect me to?" - dad
I'm 19. Currently taking three different AD's and benzos. Drinking right now. I hate living here. I can't focus on anything either, just end me. Another:
>hey lemme give you my number
"Okay, whats your contact information?" - me
>the fuck nigga, just ask for dem digits god damn lmao
"o-okay"

Another
>You should go for a plumber job as people with your condition rarely go through University, just consider the trades, electrician is a good one too. Worst case scenario we get you medicaid and social security. - psychiatrist
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>>28612459
>playing truth or dare
i swear this is one of the most normie shit to do
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>>28612823
I know this feel too well
how very original of me
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It's the questions, Robots.
Without the questions the problems wouldn't exist.
Therefore we must fight the questions, not the problems. The problems are only an illusion.
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>>28612904
>pure
I don't think she ever was the angel you think she was. I'm not gonna fault you for believing that, I've been there as well.
>also have qt blonde with big jugs
>literally dream about her being my gf
>tell my the guys I hung out with that she's a fucking angel
>even feel bad about fapping to her cleavage on social media
>one year later a guy from her class got into my friendgroup
>he tells us a story about how he got to cum on her massive tits and said her tits were actually really fucking ugly with moles and all
>says he's had much better but he heard she gave good head from all the other guys that had her
>friends laugh at me
>guy laughs at me
>feel isolated and betrayed by both my friends and my outlook on life
>gradually become a robot over the years

Looking back on it, I was pretty naive and stupid, thinking a fantasy high school life gf could ever exist for me.
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>bg, you suck, kill urself my man
People in online games just say the most thoughtless things without taking other peoples' feelings.
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>>28614096
When I tell someone in a game to kill themselves I mean it. If I tell you to kill yourself, it means "stop playing this fucking game, you are worthless trash and you are ruining the enjoyment of the game for real people"
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>>28614169
You're an awful person inside.
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>>28614188
At least he isn't hiding his inside with a nice face
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>You could slay pussy if you weren't so beta

HOW DO I NOT BE BETA THEN?
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>>28614188
I'm well aware of how "awful" I am, but you're even worse at the game then I am as a person so kindly go fuck yourself, you subhuman trash.
And yeah, at least I'm honest about who I am.
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>>28614226
just act normal anon
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>>28614232
You misused at least over there, because being honest about who you are whilst being a douchebag is not a quality at all.
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>after not hanging out with anyone for 5 months

"Hey anon, wanna hang out this saturday."

"Yeah!"

>it never happens

I haven't spoken to a single person since then. Or since graduation.
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>>28614266
Living while being worthless isn't a quality either, how about you go ahead and follow through with your suicide plans so we can be rid of you :)
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>>28614000
You might have legit autism then. No offense.
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>classmate dies of cancer
>didn't realized what was happening because everyone was talking in some sort of code without saying the actual thing
>i messed up with something i said(don't remember)
>"it should have been you anon"
>find out later
>"oh, she's right"

just kill me family
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>>28612330
Yes they do. No one's said this to me or anyone I know since I was 12.
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>thanks for reminding me why no one likes you

Just
Fuck
My
Shit
Up

A pretty girl tried to reach out to me and get me out of my shell and I fucking blew it as hard as I possibly could
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>>28614296
No way, annoying you on online games will just be my objective from now on. I look forward to play with you online, Anon.
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>>28612172
This was when I was in gym. I sat out a lot because I didn't like anyone in my class and was uncoordinated as shit.

My gym teacher asked if it was "too hard for me" in a condescending way.
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>>28612459
Did any of you ever fall for this? I didn't it was fucking obvious. The fact that they felt the need to do it in the first place felt fucking awful though, 'cos they only did it to uggos.
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>>28614330
We need more games where you can be banned for low skill play.
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>talked to a lot of pretty "alternative" girls in school
>thought I stood somewhat of a chance with them
>be friends with friendly chad
>looking at their social media posts one day
>chad just crushing the game with these girls, definitely fucking all of them

Just perma-cuck my shit up forever.
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>>28614407
Wait - there are games where you can be banned for low skill?
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>>28612459
>MFW that bitch got sexually assaulted by Chad during college.
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Is everyone here American? I'm Swedish and these normie things to say are completely foreign to me. Most normies I've met have been nicer than the other outcasts I were friends with, or in worst case they just ignored me, which is fine too. Even the few Chads who bullied me back in school got dismissive looks from the Stacies for doing so. Stacies in general just seemed to feel bad for me and other outcasts unless we were actively creepy or had terrible and distracting hygiene.
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>>28612459
>tfw a girl did this to me
>tfw she ended up getting pregnant, dropping out of highschool, getting pregnant again with a different guy, and is now a single mother of 2 with 2 shitty part time retail jobs
Doesn't make me feel better desu.
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>>28614407
You sound like a child. You'd probably get along well with the dickhead that TK'd me in World of Warships because "I hurt his win ratio."
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>When are you going to get a girlfriend, anon?
It doesn't even really hurt when they say it.

It hurts when they give up and stop saying it.
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>>28612172
All these seem school-tier stuff, so I'll post mine from the past:

>"Why are you here?"

My first JUST

>"Hey *giggles* do you w-wanna go out *Laughs heartily*"

Relationship redpill for me.

>Friend was bantering and threw my coat on the girls' table, then they all freak the fuck out

This hurt.

In adulthood, I don't get these truly hurtful things happen, thank God, but somehow the memories of these still hurt.
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>>28614547
Girls like Takagi are probably the reason people post in this thread now.
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>>28612888
Why would your mother and sister say such things
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>"Your British? GET THE FUCK OUTTA AMERICA"

Yikes, guess Texas Racist hate Brits aswell
Btw I'm back in England
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>>28612172
>Stop or I'm telling mom!
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>>28614845
brits are welcome here in NC desu
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>>28612172
>anime is for dweebs
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>>28612658
Fucking this.

If you ever outright state that some-one "isn't funny" you are fucking up all sense of flow for the conversation. You have ruined the enjoyable banter atmosphere that people have made, all because you couldn't just give a small obligatory laugh.
Fuck you Stephenie, you just didn't get the joke because you weren't listening half way through!
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>>28614522
this cracked me the fuck up man, thanks for the laugh
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>>28614803
Fuck off, Takagi is pure and mature, she doesn't bully because she's a horrible person, she does it to be close to the guy she loves. The reason she won't just drop the hinting social cue shit is because he won't be able to handle it yet, so she is biding her time until he grows up.

Good girl.
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>>28614942
>Anime?
>Isn't that like, cartoon porn?
I then have to explain to them what the correct term for cartoon porn is.
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I was 17 years old and a two girls from my class asked me this

>"Oh anon by the way are you still a virgin?"
>"Yeah"
>"Omg hahaha laughinggirls.png what are you even even waiting for? why?

I was about to tell her i was waiting to not be disgusting and a fucking mess and everything i felt and still feel about myself

But instead i just said i was waiting for "the one"

Fucking bullshit it still hurts i don't even know why i lied it's not like it would have made any difference to just be honest
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>>28615175
Shit, I also had that happen to me, but I was about 22 years old and I was talking with this nice girl that was working as a secretary where I studied. I told her I was a virgin and she said "Aw, why is that?". She actually sounded so friendly that the only way I had to respond was be a cynical self-deprecating fuck about it. It was a fun conversation.
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>>28612369
iktf bro. I speak Spanish, French, Mandarin and Italian. I've also briefly touched on Swahili, Arabic and Norwegian. But whenever it comes up in conversation I only mention Spanish and French.

People look at linguists as either freaks of nature or pretentious snobs
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>>28613213
That sounds like sour grapes to me. Drop that friend anon and move on.
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>You are an inept human being

Ah... that feel. Thanks
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>I only acted interested so I could get your friends number from you.
>why are you so quiet in class? You're creeping everyone out
>am I gonna be safe when you shoot up the school?
>graduation is a special night so why do I have to sit next to you?
>you own a snake? That's disgusting! Just get a dog like normal people

and the worst one of all

>are you a new student here?

in the middle of the fucking year of my 3rd year at the school
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>>28615522
>in the middle of the fucking year of my 3rd year at the school
Well, were you?
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>>28615522
>are you a new student here?
I know that feel, a teacher once asked me that.
The normies all know my name although I don't know most of them.
I guess I'm a celeb
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>>28613358
My dad asked the first of those two questions, and I truthfully answered "no". I don't think he believed me, though. He used to ask if I had a girlfriend or say things like "You don't come visit your mom and I anymore because you've got a girlfriend over there, don't you?", but he doesn't do that anymore. I'm 21, KV, and I've never had a girlfriend.
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during prom
>I'm gonna go to after prom alone after all
>don't worry, I'll get you your money back, my friends just don't want you there
She never fucking did
I could really use that 50$ for food right now
but hey, I don't think I can get my money back after 5 years
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>>28613213
aldin?

if its you im sorry
i didn't mean it like that
you know I love you man

laku noc
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>>28612459
Although I never fell for it its a sure way of confirming your ugly
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>Why don't your parents ever come? Do they hate you, too?
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>At girls house after going to a club
>She's into me is pestering me to open up to her cause im apparently dark and brooding
>Says she's self harmed before so i speak
>Tell her that on the weekends i sit in my room depressed in the dark listening to post-metal while thinking of the various ways i could end my life
>expression less look on her face
>She tells me to leave
>Next day im deleted from face book
All her friends avoid me now too
If your a cyborg never reveal your power level to anyone
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>>28616468
that chink is alpha as fuck
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>in history class in HS
>some girl goes up to present
>my autism cloaking maneuvers have not yet been perfected
>she looks at me and I say hi to her and smile (I'm sitting in the front so she's right in front of me)
>later in the week
>friend: "hey anon, (girl) mentioned you"
>oh yeah what did she say
>"I hate anon, I want to punch their stupid fucking face in"
>I've never spoken to this girl before in my life except for saying hello to her
It was autistic but what the fuck?
I still regret not stabbing that bitch. I hope someone else does, she was always running her mouth. In general I hope most people I went to high school with die
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>>28614226
Just be yourself dude
original
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>>28612172
>your so depressing to be around sometimes anon,you literally hate everything


I like somethings in life,that being what I hold close and dear to me.
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>>28612172
>you look so sad, not the normal type of sad though. you're the kind of sad that makes people pity you
w-why would someone say this :-(
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>>28612172
>You sound/look dead
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