Alright wagelords, lets have some fun:
>ITT post things you think the average NEET has been up to in the past week
The more obscure the better.
>>28611484
Masturbation, obviously
>searching through parents bedroom for money
>playing video games more than 20 years old
>writing down thoughts in a notebook in the hope that someone will read it after you die and see what kind of human you were
>waking up and refreshing the catalog of various 4chan boards until going to bed
>eating frozen meals
>wake up
>browse 4chan
>eat
>browse 4chan
>fap
>browse some more 4chan
>eat some mcdonalds his mom brought him
>sleep
>90% waking moments spent browsing 4chan in their bedroom, interspersed with masturbation
>contemplating self-improvement, with the associated effort each aspect requires, before deciding against it
>browsing social media and getting mad at successful people
>arguing with parents about lifestyle
>>28611484
>psyche eval to maintain autismbux
>editing pepe images to circumvent r9k algo
>coming up with insane theories about why normal life sucks
>cry to God about isolation before remembering their atheism
>watching MLP
>typing up wageslave/wagecuck pastas and waiting for the exact time to post them
>arguing the pros and cons of ordering an exit-bag for the hundred-thousandth time
Polishing his butt-plug
Sneaking off to the kitchen to acquire more shit-jugs
Inhaling the fumes from his mold-encrusted blanket
Dry-humping the couch in the living room and leaving the mess for someone else to find
>>28611647
>>editing pepe images to circumvent r9k algo
You do know that the robot isn't enabled for images?
They've chickened out of suicide once again
>almost caught by mummy doing self-cummies
>called mummy during her lunch break, about the same time NEET wakes up
>complain she hasnt prepared nuggies for NEET nutrition before she left for work
>beg mr. Shekelstein for job at mcdonalds
>make wagecuck copypasta when denied job
>tendies for dinner
>lose 5 good boy points for not cleaning room
>sent to room without dessert
>stub toe on corner of race car bed
>fap/cry
>>editing pepe images to circumvent r9k algo
>HE STILL THINKS THE ROBOT IS BLOCKING IMAGES!!!!
Why are wagecucks this dumb?
