POST YOUR WEIRD FETISHES/FANTASIES!
I have a fantasy that I am a nazi officer in Belsen, I shoot Anne Frank right between her pretty little eyes.
I would visit her decaying body everyday on the other side of the fence.
I'd love watching the maggots feast on her perky budding breasts.
>>29292190
I often fantasize about living in a small snowy mountain town with a 5-screen theater, where I chat with the cute virgin redhead with nice tits that works behind the counter most weekends. We have a fairly strong friendship, and there's obvious sexual tension, but both of us are too scared to really say anything.
On rare nights where she's off of work we drink at a local comfy bar and make out in the back of her shitbox sedan until we pass out. We try not to talk about these nights, but both of us secretly masturbate to what little memory we have of it.
anyone else have weird fantasies?
>>29292264
dude, i'm gonna cry. I want that life
I get off to hypnosis, doesn't even have to involve porn. Actual porn dedicated to it often misses the point entirely or at least for me.
I fuck a vampire with piecings and her skin is pale as ice. She has gauge's in her ears, as I fuck her I stick my tongue in the hole. When I'm done, I nibble on her navel piering, tweak her nipple and finger her.
We get high for a few hours until she turns me and I sleep with a harem of other vampires that embody my othere fetishes.
i remember this one time when i frequently masturbated imagining fucking stacy inside the gas chamber
>>29292190
I too, fantasize about being a nazi.
>>29292264
I like to dream about being a young man in the 1940s who gets swept up by the fear of communism and joins the Waffen SS to protect the ones I love. On the day I'm deployed I go to see the young girl who I am infatuated with, but chicken out and can't actually manage to work up the courage to ask her out. Then, several months down the line as I freeze to death in a puddle of my own blood I look at a picture of her and die with a smile on my face knowing that my death was not in vain. 70 years later, someone makes a joke about her getting raped to death by a "liberator" on 4chan.
>>29294801
what in the absolute motherfuck
>>29294426
Mein neger. My big fetish.
>tfw no submissive gf to hypnotize
>>29292190
I fantasize I rescue a Mexican loli from cartel and flee Mexico with her back to America and become her father figure and closest friend.
>>29294851
>I like to dream about being a young man in the 1940s who gets swept up by the fear of communism and joins the Waffen SS to protect the ones I love
I often think about how it must have felt for those guys.
Guys as young as 18, they must have felt like they were part of something massive, world-changing and right.
Feels surreal if you think about it.
>>29292190
I have daydreamed about going Elliot Rodger making a manifesto and video like he did and being the spark that starts the beta uprising, though ofcourse i would never do this.
I like to imagine i'm a cow. People are milking me everyday, all I can say is "moo", i'm in a small cage almost unable to move, and that people are petting me.
>>29292190
I just wanna captain a starship. It could be a shitbox frieghter, I dont care.
>>29296153
Guy or girl or something else?
>>29296308
A feminist
>>29296358
If you had been born female, I would have combined it with my hypnosis fetish. To hypnotize you into a cow.
I often daydream about a virgin little girl giving me a huge hot fudge enema, so much that it feels like I'm gonna explode.
Then she rubs my tummy with a spatula and I sloooowly let it out and we make banana splits with hot fudge, chopped nuts and cherries.
Then we rub it all over ourselves, playing with the bananas and hiding them in various holes.
When I wake up, sometimes there is poop in the bed, but it's not mine.
I'd love to be made a reproductive slave, and confined to a breeding rack. Just continually knocked up and always pregnant and having kids in confinement.
