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>>29292247
>lost virginity
>no normies

pick one

I was a massive KSV robot. 23 is when I finally lost my virginity.

I made a serious obsessive effort to talk to women. Pick up helped me a little at first though you have to have good judgment and avoid the aspie/weird shit. Srs don't get sucked in its a cult full of autist. Failed hundreds of times, still do. I do have the advantage of a fairly social temperament, average heights, and average looks. YMMV.

I made an effort to become /fa/ and dress well. It helped a lot.

. My first approach I tried to go up to two girls and before I got close they gave me the dirtiest look and I had an anxiety attack. I approached hundreds of women, got 100+ numbers before I learned the basics of how2women.

Failed a few times with dates and reading social ques. Fucked up a lot. Broke my heart. Realized the cruelty of women.

Finally got a girl to fuck me. She became my girlfriend. Failed that relatjonship and it ended. Broke my heart a again. But I learned. Learned some more about the cruelty and manipulation of women.

Talked to some more women and fucked them. Finally fucked one and Got a second girlfriend. Currently learning what long term relatjonships are like. It's been 3 years.

My number is above 10. Not a lot but we normie now.

Ask me anything.

>>29292345
>lost virginity at age 20-57
>normie
pick one

>>29292390
>I approached hundreds of women, got 100+ numbers before I learned the basics of how2women.
How many malls, bars, schools etc. did you get kicked out of

>>29292390
lmao I lost it at 23 and didn't have to do that shit
Literally meet and talk normally using apps instead, approaching women is awkward as fuck unless you're good looking and confident

At 16 years old I flowered a virgin, blood was everywhere

I was 26, not gonna green text cause takes to long on phone.

Move to area for job
Girl I know from work interested in me
Wants to hang out, deny her claiming I'm still settling in
Real reason is I am a sledge and don't want to ruin it
Fat ugly girl from dating site messages me
Figure I'll practice on her
Have disgusting sex, made me question if I was gay
Next day fat girl set Facebook status to dating
Don't even remember adding her, have like 5 diff people message me wtfs that I was dating her
Girl I was really interested in never talks to me again

I fucking wish I was still a virgin, bright side is family stopped asking why I was single. They have finally given up on me

>>29292465
and before doing that, get a decent social status

>>29292504
>and before doing that, get a decent social status
or fake it

>>29292420
No shit, I got banned grom Hastings gor hitting on to many girls, and it was like 3

>>29292592
the secret is to be chad

>>29292592
you should clean the dried cum from between your F and G keys.

>>29292420
>>29292420

Zero because I was never a creep and used good judgment. I would only talk to a woman if she was around me and I was passing by and happened to be there, just made a half asses comment or observation about her and waited for a bite. Never really went out of my way to do it or do he "I SAW U OVER THRRE UR CUTE LET ME HAVE UR NUMBER" Walking around like those pick up aspies isn't a good idea. The more natural the better.

>>29292465

>talking to people in real life is WEIRD LMAO AM I RITE GUYZ
>used dating apps to get laid

To each his own. Dating apps weren't common when I was 23.

>>29292247
I'm asexual, so I never wanted to have sex, but when I was young I tried to hide the fact that I was asexual by having a succession of girlfriends. When I was 21 or 22, I had a good friend who was extremely sexually active. He'd have sex two or three times a day, every day. He had a girlfriend, Lorrie, who was even more sexually voracious that he was. She'd have sex a dozen times a day if she could. She was totally pansexual, and had both a girlfriend and a boyfriend at the same time.

Lorrie was probably the most sexually deviant person, male or female, that I've ever known. She had a foot fetish, a stocking fetish, and was really obsessed with being humiliated. For example, I remember once while my friend had company over, she just pulled down her stockings in front of everyone, grabbed someone's beer bottle, and began masturbating with it in front of us. No one said a word; all we could do was stare silently, in shock.

Lorrie was also obsessed with me. She flirted with everyone, but she noticed quickly that I didn't flirt back. She'd throw herself in my lap and squirm her ass cheeks back and forth, then start licking my earlobes and was totally fascinated by the fact that I didn't pop a boner or look at all interested.

After a year or so, my friend told Lorrie that he just couldn't keep up with her. He was completely exhausted from fucking and had gotten to the point where he dreaded it. She decided to hook up with me, instead. I guess I was a challenge.

We dated for a while, and we did everything *except* fuck. Fortunately, since she was into humiliation, I was able to satisfy her pretty easily by doing things like tying her up with her own stockings, then using her as a footrest while I watched television or folding my laundry on top of her. But she became increasingly insistant on penetration and, one night, she finally confronted me and demanded to know if I was "some kind of faggot" and whether or not I was "a real man."

>>29292984
(continued)
So, I had sex. It was unpleasant, I didn't enjoy it, and I've been happily celibate for the last 25+ years since then.

(I did, however, also have sex with Lorrie's girlfriend. Her girlfriend was a 16 year old Sears catalogue underwear model. She had an absolutely flawless, 10/10 body. She was curious why Lorrie was going out with me, so she decided to "try me out.")

>be 24
>all friends lost the virginity at 15-16
>i pretend i did too
>be on vacation with friends in beach house
>they get some people from the beach back to our place, including a fat geeky couple
>the girl is drunk, starts talking to me for like an hour
>her bf takes me aside and goes 'shes horny and she likes you bro... lets go to the garage and fuck her'
>im drunk at this point, figure why the hell not
>he goes and gets her
>she lays on the concrete in the garage
>we stand over her for a few min, i wanted to wait til he pulled out his dick before i did
>finally she sits up and pulls both our pants down
>starts alternating between blowing us both
>he goes and puts it in her missionary
>takes 3 pumps and cums all over her pussy
>he goes and sits on a lawn chair and starts drinking
>i put on a condom and start fucking her with my half-boner
>after 10min dude is agitated, like "come on guys lets hurry this up"
>ask her to blow me a little more
>this just pisses him off
>"no. your not blowing him. dude just cum already"
>i try fucking her for 5 more minutes, even shes bored at this point
>apologize and tell her she can go, ill be okay
>she puts her clothes on and they both rejoin the party

>>29292503
Are you still seeing the fatty?

I was 21 in the 3rd year of college.
You can imagine HS was a nightmare for me. Everyone was dating, having sex but me.

She was a butterface with a perfect body. That is literally my favorite bodytype now.

First I fingered her in the college dorm, then my first fuck was in my car.

There was blood everywhere, even when I was fingering him, in the car also, and on the third occasion as well. My car looked like somebody has been killed on the back seat.

I fell into a trap when boys thing that after their first fuck the world is theirs and they can fuck everybody now. turns out it's not true. I shouldn't have broken up with her.

So yeah m y advice for you virgins, If it was hard to get a girl to fuck you, it will still be hard later. Don't release the first girl just because you feel confident

>>29293179
>was fingering him
>fell into a trap
>her

>disgusting sex with fat ugly pig
>humiliation fetishes
>threesome with dudebro
>fuck and chuck in a car
Way too much degeneracy itt. Where's the love?

>>29293244
Yeah we get it boipussy > girlpussy

no thanks

>>29293247
>>29293244
>fuck and chuck in a car
>with a trap

>>29293247
Love is a meme by christcucks mang.
Unconditional love doesn't exist, stop pursuing it and try to do something that makes you happy.

Boring story and I'm no good at story telling..

>Be 29 year old male
>Living with parents working a dead end minimum wage job
>Too ashamed to go out and socialize because of above
>I know deep down I have no chance of getting laid in this situation
>My life is; Go to work, come home and play video games
>Have not gone out and had fun in over 10 years
>Only leave the house for work/shops
>Obviously no friends
>Decide to give tinder a go
>Actually get quite a few matches but it's the same shit over and over. They don't respond or they say they're not looking for fun
>I know no one would want a relationship with me so I'm just trying to get laid
>I'm far from chad so it's harder than I thought
>After about a year on tinder I just about delete my account
>Match with a cute stoner chick
>After a few messages she invites me out for a drink at her local
>I know straight away it's probably some sort of set up
>At this point I don't even care if I get killed
>Drive down to her local pub
>She is actually there waiting for me in the carpark
>She looks cute and happy to see me, gives me a hug and the small talk begins
>I think after being on tinder for so long I actually got good at small chat
>But not so much in person, I have not had a proper conversation with someone in years
>She comments straight away how awkward I sound
>Oh shit
>Quickly ask if she wants another drink
>chug down the beer as fast as I can but it doesn't really help
>Manage to somehow keep the conversation going
>She asks if I wanna come back to hers to get
>Jump in the car and head to hers

Should I continue?

>>29293327
Do it faggit.
oregano is an awesome spice.

>>29293247
I would have contributed with one involving love, except I never 'technically' had sex with my ex that I dated for 2 years. She wasn't very good at handling penetration, so we did everything but vaginal. She probably has moderate to severe vaginismus judging by her symptoms.

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>>29293322
>christcucks

>>29292247
I'll bite. Lost mine at the age of 20 to a girl I started dating that I had been long time college friend with. We did it in my room when no one was in the house that day. We had been doing allot of sexual stuff for some time, but that day just seemed right for intercourse. She was also a virgin. Now its almost 2 years after and we are still together and happy with one another. We have sex whenever we can.

>>29293392
Call me a fedora lord,
I use to be "Child of God Tier" in that strange cult known as modern Christianity.
I'm glad I got out before I went full retard.

>>29292390
how do i become /fa/ ? srs pls help

>>29293327
>>29293375
>She lives by herself in a really small apartment
>She shows me a few of her pets and we talk more about nothing really
>Actually really enjoy her company and have not felt this good in years
>We end up sitting down on her couch and watching tv
>I'm getting pretty nervous at this point and she can tell
>She tells me to relax as she lays down on the couch placing her legs over my lap
>She has a dress on that she lifts up and asks if I like her new underwear
>I place my hand on thigh and start to gently rub up towards her underwear
>She didn't move my hand away so I think I'm probably getting laid if I don't fuck this up somehow
>I continue to rub her thigh with my hand as we watch tv
>She starts rubbing my arm as she stands up and invites me to her bedroom
>She takes of her dress
>Not wearing a bra
>We kiss and I immediately grab her tits
>She laughs and tells me to get naked
>I take just my shirt off and lay down on her bed
>She gets on top of me
>We kiss some more and I place my hand on the outside of her underwear and circle round her twat with my fingers
>She seems to like it so I slide my hand down into her underwear and start to circle with my fingers where I think the clit is
>She moves my hand lower and slides her underwear off
>It's a roastie but at this point I don't care
>She removes my pants, grabs hold of my semi erect penis with a disappointed look on her face and says; don't I do it for you babe
>Oh shit can't get hard
>Tell her it's the alcohol
>She laughs and says; oh whiskey dick
>She starts giving me a blowjob, feels so fucking good
>Get hard
>She sits up, Im still laying on my back, she climbs up towards my face
>Realize she is trying to sit on my face, so I gently push her away
>She grabs hold my penis again and is about to insert it before I stop her and say I forgot the condoms
>She asks if I'm clean, obviously say yes
>She shoves it in bare back

>>29292247
Lost it at age 25, when I proposed to the woman who would become my wife.

>20, almost 21 at the time
>transfag
>on HRT for just over a year
>meet another trans girl online, hit it off
>talk 24/7, fall in love
>she comes to visit
>we make out loads
>she asks me the words i never thought i'd hear
>"Do you want to have sex?"
>both of us are relatively hung
>we have the gayest sex imaginable

It was pretty amazing, not gonna lie.
I didn't expect to enjoy being fucked as much as I do
Cuddling after sex is just 10/10

Trouble is, it was an LDR and we didn't get to see each other IRL much.
It lasted 2 years and then she said she was poly and broke up w me because I'm not

I'm single now and horny 24/7
masturbation isn't satisfying and i just want sex

I've only been w trans girls
I really want to date a cis girl
Sadly the only people who flirt with me are poly, asexual, or men, and I'm only interested in mono girls who are not asexual

I was not prepared for just how much more sexualized I am after passing as a girl-- even by people who don't know i'm trans

typing this made me feel lonely

>>29293156
No I slept with her a few more times since the damage was done but she threw up more red flags like not wanting to use condoms, also lied about every common interest.

I'll tell the story of when I first lost it, not 20+ though

>be me, 1st week of freshman year in highschool - terrible at talking to girls, only get girlfriends because I was reasonably attractive
>be in some easy credit class about doing word documents and computer processing or something
>5/10 chubby half Japanese girl gives me her number after 2 days of being giggled at by her and her friends. I never made an effort to talk to any of them because I was a serious autist around girls.
>I start texting her trying to be friendly, not seem like a weird guy who has trouble with girls
>somehow I keep her interested, she invited me over on Friday
>her parents are gone, I'm awkward and just sitting there
>oh man she's on top of me now, pull dick out and try to find bag
>realize she's fat as FUCK and has some bad rolls down there I never noticed. And the fucking hair dude. Like some kind of prehistoric jungle lost in time
>put dick in what I believed to be vag, awkwardly fucked it for about 10 mins, was not having a good time in any way whatsoever.
>got up quickly and said I had to go
>ran out and ran back to my house 6 blocks away
>don't like thinking about that, really grossed me out
>pretend it never happened, never put myself in a situation where I might be forced to talk to her
>went turbo autist and wouldn't even glance over when I could see her staring
>end up never speaking to her again
>transfer schools after that year, lost my awkwardness with women and had a few more situations happen where I was approached, given her number after a few days of chatting, fucked and wanted that to stay how it was. But those are different stories for another day.

But for my first time, really shirty experience. I'm sad to say that's my first, and rate it at MOST a 3/10.