Is human sex a real thing that people do or is it just a myth?
I honestly don't know
You'll never get it either way.
It's a real thing.
You would almost think it doesn't exist but it does.
I've seen a few people on here be like "ahhh sex wasn't even that great, etc" but those were all people who were fucking some hamplanet that they weren't even attached too.
With a girl you have a legit connection too, there's l i t t e r a l l y nothing better.
I sincerely hope that each and every one of you gets to feel these feels at some point in your young lives.
- Chad
Yup, the sun is also real, even if you haven't been there
>>24620881
>sunblock on the nose
kek
>tfw just had sex
I was limp for the first half, and I couldn't feel anything cause of pencil dick. It doesnt get better guys.
>>24620881
real, I've seen photographic and video evidence.
Based on empirical evidence that I've collected over the years I can, without a shadow of a doubt, conclude that sex is a manufactured lie perpetrated by the Jewish elite.
>>24620881
>biggest Chad gets the hottest girl
>manlet Chad gets an uggo
>sitting Chads all get decent sluts
>>24621101
No manlets in the photo, bro
>>24620881
Not sure. People live and assume everything is real. But everything is just electrical stimulations in your brain and how your brain responds to it. I could be a brain in a vat and none of this exists. So what is sex.
Or maybe this is just a simulation and sex wasn't programmed in. Think of the Truman Show and how everything that doesn't affect your life doesn't have to exist. Like your neighbors house could be completely empty and you would never know if it was or not.
>>24620952
tfw i don't trust my gf to do this cos i'm afraid she'll break it
I literally can't imagine having sex with someone. It seems rude to penetrate somebody else. The fact girls desire to be penetrated is just scary to me, and also pretty offputting. In February 2014 I made out with a girl for the first time ever but I just didn't understand the subtleties of that sort of thing. I tried to eat her out right away but she got kind of uncomfortable about that. When we eventually tried having sex I started sweating and soaked her sheets with sweat before leaving at 4am.
No, I'm pretty sure that it doesn't exist. It is all just a joke.
>>24621222
>Like your neighbors house could be completely empty and you would never know if it was or not.
H...Holy shit, anon.
>tfw i will never be that attractive
im having sex using my hands right now
whats the big dale?
I can confirm, I've had sex with 6 different people. Sex in itself is good, but nothing beats sex with someone you actually know and have built a connection with, it feels so fucking great, like you can't even describe the feeling
>>24620881
no it happens.
>>24620881
> all those fit chads
holy fuck how does a regular guy even stand a chance
>>24621016
>With a girl you have a legit connection too, there's l i t t e r a l l y nothing better.
probably not a virgin but if you have that opinion of sex still you are most certainly not Chad.
why do normies all look the same?
does anybody else find it to be really unsettling?
>>24622678
Because they want to conform to the society around them. That's why they're successful. Also he's tall.
>>24622678
lol yeah actually now that I think about it, of all the normies I come across day to day, none of them ever stand out :x
>>24622725
>Becoming another drone like those around you is cool
Nah....
>>24622678
I bet that guy feels like a top alpha after seeing all the other human wastes taking pictures at that event.
>>24621469
it kind of explains why girls or sort of nuts though
they desire to be dominated and penetrated its like the opposite of what men find appealing.
>>24622839
* betas made by feminism find attactive
its natural to want to fuck them rly hard
>>24620952
Whatever sex is fucking dumb anyway
>>24622966
Yeah its overrated
>>24620881
Sex is real.
It's human love that's the myth
Why do normies all look the same?
>>24620881
do you sometimes cry when you browse /r9k? like right now I cry because I know I will always be ugly unlike those handsome people
Do all girls have vaginas and assholes? Sometimes I see a pretty girl and can't fathom them having those particular orifices.
