If you want a gf so bad then why are your standards so high?
>>24620534
I don't even really want a gf, I don't like being around people, let alone one that's dependent on you and gets bothered when you don't spend all your free time with them
>settling
fuck off
>>24620534
Robots don't want a gf so bad, they want a fuckhole so bad.
my standards were always low to average (basic human decency and cleanliness) and it never helped me
>>24620753
Exactly this. Look at robots who find one and then leave her to fuck other girls.
>>24620534
>white
>not fat
>no kids
>no stds
Yup, my standards are so outrageous.
My only criteria is do not be fat. Apparently this is asking too much of women.
>>24620871
those aren't robots, just failed Chads who finally got their groove back
>>24620908
Because to you, Kate Upton is fat.
>>24620908
Most women wouldn't want to be with a man who goes "lol no fat chicks" for obvious reasons, yea.
>>24620888
You sound so entitled
>>24620871
>i got tricked into fucking by one of the normalfags on r9k because i'm stupid
shocking
>>24620964
>>24620976
roasty getting toasty and samefagging because independent robot has 1 (one) standard
>>24620534
>not fat
>not completely obnoxious to be around
>no substance-related issues
>no STD's
>not a total slut who'll dump me for the next chad that comes along
Welp, better call it quits
>>24620991
My supposed entitlement got me trips, so it can't be that bad.
>>24620998
Not the same person, sorry.
1 (one) standard can say a lot of someone. If a woman said she wouldn't date anyone shorter than -insert height here-, wouldn't you be a bit wary?
>>24621062
you can change your weight naturally so that isn't the same thing
>>24620534
How to get gf:
>Must be confident
>Must have money
>Must be tall
>Must have car
>Must have job
>Can't be fat
>Shouldn't have obscure interest
>Must have social status
>How to get bf:
>Don't be ugly
>Don't be fat
>Don't be a boring cunt
B T F O
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>>24620534
Women a shit. Sex bots will make them obsolete.
I'm not going to be tempted by the succubi
>>24621113
You shattered my hopes and dreams.
>>24620991
>Entitledfuckyouyoustupidcunt
>>24621113
You can be a fat, ugly, boring cunt and still get a bf though.
But I don't want a gf op.
>>24621084
Then why not change your social status and level of social interactions?
>>24621084
It's still a physical standard, it doesn't matter if you can eventually change it.
>>24621282But they won't get Chad. That's what they really want
My only standard is that she isnt fat and isnt a sarcastic bitch.
>>24621256
lol wow who's doing that? nobody that's right, take your shitty straw people outta here
>>24621113
Men can't be robots, they can achieve all those listed naturally, while it's hard to not to be ugly.
>>24621113
Thats all you need to know.
>>24621363
>lol wow who's doing that? nobody that's right, take your shitty straw people outta here
Apparently women. Guy's aren't allowed to have preferences or else he's entitled. A man must settle for what he can get. I know for a 100% fact no one tells women to lower their standards (desperate loser males don't count)
>>24621378
n8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
>>24621318
irrelevant because the roastie was talking about height
>>24621113
The "don't be boring" part isn't even true.
>>24621113
Take off "be a boring cunt"
90%+ of women are boring cunts, with no redeeming personalities, zero hobbies, and no actual interests.
Doesn't stop idiots dating them though.
>>24621113
>How to get gf:
>Be a decent, interesting person
>How to get bf:
>Be a good fuckdoll
ah yes, men have such good and reasonable standards
>>24621564
Yes we know, gramps. Let's get you to your chair, alright?
Sometimes I think that maybe if I got myself a chubby or fat girlfriend, she woukd make an effort to lose weight?
Am I wrong in thinking this way?
>>24621568
Let me guess, you're a female, right?
>believing the robots have high standards meme
w e w
>>24620871
Yeah, absolutely none of them.
You're retarded.
>>24620534
Our standards aren't high. It's YOUR standards. Women have EXTREMELY HIGH STANDARDS, you have to have a prince charming Chad face to even get attention from females. So stop with the lies. The sexual revolution created generations of thirsty men who don't get married and where the woman sleep and play around with only the hottest men.
>>24621587
List some interests
>>24620534
>robots
>high standards
toppest of keks
>>24621568
How to be an interesting person to a woman
>Must be confident
>Must have money
>Must be tall
>Must have car
>Must have job
>Can't be fat
>Shouldn't have obscure interest
>Must have social status
How to not be a fuckdoll to men
>Don't be a boring cunt
>Don't be a slut
Damn, That's real challenging for women
Because I would ideally like a girlfriend that would turn into a life-long relationship. I wanna be like one of those old couples that get out of their cars and hobble up the grocery story parking lot while holding hands. :-3
>>24620534
Porn and anime. I literally refuse to sleep with a slut.
>>24621325
What the fuck do you mean bitch? That's the difference between
>he's gross becuase he has long hair
>he's gross because he's black.
It is absolutely not the same thing.
>>24620534
Because humans are programmed to fuck somebody either above them or on the same level. Nobody wants to fuck down.
Besides I already have one ;^)
>>24622007
I want that too. But it's a shame that it will be nearly impossible to achieve at the rate things are going.
Marriage is dead. Lifelong partners are a fantasy.
Just wait for technology to give us a better alternative.
>>24620534
We want a girlfriend, not another problem to deal with.
Woman with flaws: Forced to settle for Brad instead of Chad. Makes 150k instead of 200k, got beat up once, and once cried during a sad movie.
Man with flaws: Forced to settle for deformed freaks of nature and obese psychopaths. These girls will still cheat on him.
>get fembot gf
>her relationship history consists of childhood abuse, chad, a beta so pathetic even she dumped him, and now me
>ever date we've had she's later spun as retrospectively platonic, makes no attempt to show love and furthermore won't even accept mine
>"I can feel your affection anon, but why don't I care???"
fugg women
>>24621742
>believing the robots will date any female that's not fat meme
Fuck off. Every male wants a cute-faced Stacey with a button nose and nice tits
>>24622256
this. they have no fucking conscience, and if they do, they just get blackout drunk to take care of that. There's no fixing them is there?
>>24622416
>>24622416
>If I reverse it, maybe it'll be true
>>24622533
I hate this dumb example. They're like 12. Do you really think he'd date her now? No fucking way
>>24622416
I don't, it'd be nice to have one n'all, but that would just seem superficial to me and I would rather have a long lasting relationship with average gf than short one with Stacy. Then again, that's just my take on this.
I want to knw what's your limit when we talk about weight. How fat is too fat?
Behold my high standards:
>biological female
>not black, not really sure why this is such a turnoff for me
>no kids
>between the ages of 18 (strictly for legal reasons) and 30
me, for comparison
>tall
>white
>employed, in a decent job
>has car
>about to has house
>slightly overweight
>smokes, which women seem to hate
>>24622565
>18th birthday.
>They're like 12.
>>24620534
My standards aren't high. I don't ask anybody to be anything I'm not. Let's go down the list:
I want my gf to be
>smart
>attractive
>physically fit
>not a reactionary hotheaded cunt
>not a retarded optimist
>interested in world events/economics/science
I basically want to date myself. I'm not asking for too much I think
Mental issues don't matter. I've got my own so that I'll allow, they're the only things that are keeping me back from being a full Chad. I'm the epitome of wasted potential
>>24622715
>smokes, which women seem to hate
Quiting won't help. Women still think you are a creep. I have a friend who smokes like a chimney and manages to have a gf so it makes no difference really. Women will look past it if your a Chad.
Women just project onto us because that's how they view men. If you're an averagish girl you won't get more than a pump and dump from Chad, but you will be able to get a dude thats proportionally thinner than you, makes more money, funnier, and just generally more pleasant to be around than you are, but is just lacking the inherent value boost a vagina provides. And that dude will actually love you since getting a girl period is enough of a pain in the ass as it is, but yall don't care because he's not among the best like some of the other dudes you've fucked. You all think we're as impossible to please as you are and use it as a justification to get your flaps blasted until you're too bitter and calloused to love anymore, and then you turn around and blame us for your shitty and hollow life.
you just need experience.
