Forget about getting a girlfriend if you're not atleast:
6' or taller
Wide/robust framed
8+ face
Above 120 IQ
Masculine/DOM as fuck
Sporting a 7+'' dick
If you're bald/balding ITS COMPLETELY OVER!
I'm bald and I have a girlfriend.
>>24620830
Shhh anon, dissenting information is not allowed.
>>24620830
You can wake up now, anon.
>>24620758
>6' or taller
The average height is less than this moron
>Wide/robust framed
You've never seen a hungry skelly with a girl? You mustn't go out much.
>8+ face
Insecure 3 detected
>Above 120 IQ
You literally just have to not be retarded
>Masculine/DOM as fuck
Masculine yes, but don't be afraid to show a feminine side. Chicks dig it
>Sporting a 7+ dick
Again, the average is well below this so obviously a lie. I will admit that porn is giving women (and men) unrealistic expectations.
>bald/balding
I know plenty of bald guys with girlfriends. Balding is what women hate. They don't mind bald, so long as your head isn't oddly shaped. There are plenty of women who prefer bald, actually.
Go back to sluthate.
>>24620758
>le robust meme
Sluthater pls
>>24621570
>>24621590
>tfw no sluthater bf to do lewd things with
>>24620830
But she is ugly and you are getting keked.
Btw, I have 5-6 inch dick, 6/7 face and I have a cute gf. But she has no tits. Also, I am Norwood 3.
>>24620758
But you can. Money makes it easier, but everyone gets laid.
You are only sexless by choice.
>>24621622
Hate to tell you this but sluthaters are even uglier than robots.
>go to walmart
>see couples walking around
>all of the guys are 6ft or taller with wide frames, 8+ faces with 120+ IQ chestbumping with other alphas as they pass in the aisles, with a massive bulge in their tight gym shorts
>see that most of these guys have more than one girlfriend following them around because they're so alpha
>realize that r9k was right all along.
>>24621723
>implying I care
I just wanna do lewd things to them with my mouth!
>>24621570
>>24621590
>implying sluthate is a bad thing
this guy posts on sluthate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2_kqySOwo
whats ur point? hes better looking than all of u
>>24621844
>implying I hate sluthaters
Just stay on your turf!
6' or taller - Almost
Wide/robust framed - No
8+ face - Objective but probably
Above 120 IQ - Yes
Masculine/DOM as fuck - More or less
Sporting a 7+'' dick - Yes
If you're bald/balding - No
I'm alright I guess, but I still choose to spend my time in this hellhole of a board.
So literally only 0.01% of men are able to get gf's? I'm actually okay with this.
have all of those except "only" 6.5" dong yet still incel, feelsbadman
>>24620758
>Taller than 6'
>Broad shoulders
>Okay face?
>Tests tell me I have an IQ of around 145 but I doubt that, I'm probably dormantly retarded
>7" dick
>RECEDING HAIRLINE
FUCKING NEVER HAD A CHANCEKidding, I don't care and am a happy virgin
>>24620758
currently have a gf
5'9
off set by expanded abdomen
about a 5 but probably 7 among asians
IQ? Can you eat it?
sometimes
5.5''
thinning hairs, but not balding
I think the trick is that you have to fuck her right in the pussy.
Or if you like being in control (DOM?), do the boy girl friendship ceremony and end the relationship the day after so no external factor spoils it, and you are totally in control.
>>24621844
Can you post the whole timeline pic of this guy please? I didn't save it
>>24622542
>tfw comment not original enough
>>24621449
This is all true.
Except actually you CAN be retarded and get a gf.
>>24620758
I met a guy who is 21 years old, no taller than five 6, Mexican, and has no problems with girls.
I used to think like you. Sometimes I still do. Then when I started getting pussy I realized women genuinely are nothing special and are basically only good for sex. But I don't hate women like you do.
You don't want a girlfriend. What you crave is acceptance and love from friends and being an accomplished man.
You just project all of your failures and insecurities onto this idea of a gf.
I sincerely hope you get out of this funk sooner than later. I know how hard it is, I really do.
Also I'm 5'10, my dick is only a little above average (not 7 inches), my hair is on the fritz and I'm poor.
It doesn't fucking matter.
>>24620758
>it's a Making Robots Hate THemselves thread
I wish reddit would go
>>24623362
and I wish that people would stop scapegoating.
>>24620758
not true at all. you are certainly at the top of the pecking order with all that, but i've seen plenty of normie guys without all of those features who have decent girlfriends. how they do it, i don't know, but i can't say i've actually pursued girls enough to know for sure i wouldn't myself. self esteem's way too low for that shit.
>>24623573
lelelelel
