Beta Uprising
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Dubs and you Participate in the Beta Uprising.
Trips, Quads are Leaders.
Quints and up are Chads and Stacies
Rolling right now for Dubs, hopefully
>>28799780
I am in charge here.
>>28799812
i dont think so boyo
>singles and you fail to reach critical betaness
>>28799780
ROOOOEEEEE
>>28799780
Hit me with dem trips
00000 originally please
>>28799995
lmao not 4 u
>>28800043
>tfw I was almost Chad. feelsbadman
I think you'll find I'm the big guy here
I'm rolling for leadership. May the fury be swift and without mercy.
I wish to follow the uprising with my dubs in hand
>>28799780
pls participate
rolling 0451
gas the normals
I will lead you until the end, my brothers
If I am a leader can I be CIA?
>>28799780
they wont let me in the army so i guess this is as good
i shall lead, u shall follow
Bill "Beta" Wilson here. Tired of alpha big guys crashing my aircrafts
Rolling for the biggest guy
Follow me everyone.
Tonight we dine in Guantanamo Bay
This world has been bitter to us, hasn't it?
L33T R333333333
Commander NEET here. Take to the Twitter waves and the normie book!
Let our collective REEEEEEEE haunt every Chad.
I want to kill the normies
Waifu Warriors NCO reporting.
Defeated normalfags are allowed to be salvaged under my rule IF they accept our lady and savior Misaki-chan
>>28799780
Roll for super dubs
If singles may I financially support the uprising?
what are singles?
Rolling for leadership.
I'm not a beta but I nominate myself as supreme gentleman leafer
>>28799780
Do you realize that the beta uprising is country productive?
It's fun for roleplay, but I don't want someone to get the wrong idea or get hurt.
The whole concept of a beta uprising is ridiculous. What are you gonna do afterwards? We all know robots wouldn't do/aren't capable of doing shit that is productive. Society would come to a halt and you NEET faggots wouldn't do anything to help. You're all basically dead without a caregiver and honestly you're all too pathetic to survive in a world where others won't provide for you. You robots disgust me and knowing you people won't/can't amount to shit in life beyond posting overused memes give me immense satisfaction.
>>28799780
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sign me up pham.
This looks easy to manipulate for those in the know.
Rolling for neutral
>>28801999
Only person that gets trips is ignored
Typical
>>28799780
Rolling..
Wtf originoli ravioli biatch
>>28802215
>doesn't understand the concept of suicide
>>28802596
Damn my son...
The fire shall rise brother
>REEEEEEEE
>>28799812
Do you feel in charge?
i am a commentator most original
Rolling
Dubs plz
Rolling to participate, checkem
let's seee
>muted for 2 seconds
Rolling for ranks
>>28801999
>Commander NEET, it's good to see you.
Requesting transfer to Poo-peepee artillery.
>>28799780
Rolling lets hope i get to fuck up some chads
>>28799780
I wish there was an beta uprising I really do... I don't want this robot life anymore.
>>28799780
For pepe and wojak
Please lets kill these rosatys
rolliingorami
Hoping my soul can survive a minute longer in order to rebel
>>28803100
LOOK TO ME AS YOUR NEW RULER AND THE STAR OF THE NEW WORLD
time for some normie cleansing
>>28803100
Good one, but I got dubs before you.
I can't hide any longer
Let me join!
my dick is rising
What about the forests?
rollerooosdfgk
>>28799780
Check 'em
>something something unoriginal comment
Let's fuckin show those normies boys.
I from now on have 32 virgins with me at all times
>>28799780
Dubs becomes **** General of the Beta Armed Forces
keep on rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin
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Let me carry a Mossberg 590 shotgun loaded with a mix of buckshot and slugs
>MFW We will never see a beta cult that focuses on destroying people who are cancer to society or something
famroll
get.
so
much
originality
>>28799780
top get inbound
>>28799780
rollerizing the doggobox
Got it
Oregano
>>28799780
LET MY PEOPLE GO
I'm rolling for a position in the uprising, hopefully a powerful one.
In reality I'd fake being one of you (can pull it off easily, I'm a pretty overweight 3/10 balding at 21), gain position, and destroy your movement from the inside. You are no better than Chad nor Stacy
>>28799812
stfu faggot no one is in charge. aways some fucking flaming turd shit trying to capitalize. just enjoy the anarchy.
