she replied, what do?
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Here u go. How am i doing?
>>28811461
you're going to have to talk entirely in Frozen quotes now
Already too autistic to salvage
>>28811461
Didn't even look at the picture, but I know you are doing terrible.
>>28811461
Well, it's a little autistic but you can probably recover.
try:
"So, how normal are you?"
post results.
From another match,
You've failed miserably already.
Consider yourself lucky she even acknowledged you with a response.
Throw in the towel now while you're ahead... your autism has already shown through.
>>28811461
>the last message
>>28811493
Autismal mode unlocked
>>28811493
Is New Zealand autism central?
Guys stop fucking with me and actually help me get a date with a qt girl
>>28811549
Stop being autismo then
>>28811493
>Oh golly!
Well OP, some people weren't meant to have sex
>>28811549
Does her profile include any interests other than tv or hanging with friends?
>>28811646
Not really, just the generic bullsh*t
thanks for reminding me why i shouldn't try taking to women on tinder.
You are all quick to call me an autist but I bet you would struggle to pick up women too with mild Aspergers.
Also you guys aren't even giving me tips, I can only assume you are not "pulling bitches" as you are implying, hmph.
>>28811833
Just don't say cringy shit man, just be like hey wassup, how you doing? etc.
>>28811833
more than just mild buddy
Don't try to be weird or cute you little effeminate faggotto
Be amusing / taunting / exciting - whatever gets her blood flowing a little and distinguishes you from the one thousand other small dicked Virginia that are trying to get this fine specimen of a lady to tongue their asshole tonight
>>28811833
Here's a sample convo you should use:
You: Hey, what's up?
Her: Nothing much, hbu?
You: Same.
- wait a few mins -
You: Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
If she says something
You: That sounds pretty cool *blah blah become interested*
If she says nothing:
You: Did you wanna grab a coffee or something?
Ask them both avout their thoughts on rape op. Do they enjoy it? How much rape do they want?
seriously? women are pretty self-absorbed, so ask about her interests. y'know, get to know her?
if anything, focus on this as practice - if you sperg out, nbd. plenty of others on there.
>>28811848
Girls say that is boring.
>>28811891
Is my message not amusing and/or exciting? I think this is hard, thanks for actual advice, anon
>>28811922
I see.. that didn't work last time. Is it okay to suggest going for pizza or someplace? I do not like coffee very much
>>28811493
i dont say this alot but seriously
kill thyself
>>28811461
>in fact I would be skeptical of such claims
Nigga...
>>28811493
Nice autism dude
>>28811461
>>28811493
you are subconsciously trying to protect your virginity
>>28811493
>Oh golly!
Please end yourself
>>28811922
>You: Hey, what's up?
Sending that as a first message will get you ignored 95% of the time unless you are like at least 8/10 or she is like a 2/10
Girls get too many of those simple messages a day to even bother looking at most
>>28811461
dont listen to them, this is funny and not autistic at all
t. chad
To be honest OP, if I received those messages I'd laugh pretty hard so you probably stand out at least
Then again, I'm not a girl so what do I know
>>28811461
youre being decently funny. normie girls aret going to get it but fuck em you dont need their validation.
autism is fine, just be confident about it. example Sam Hyde. everyone replying "lol so autistic" are the sort of people who genuinely believe women will be repulsed by you if you like anime.
>>28811461
OP I'm the one who told you to use the first message, but you fucked it up. You were supposed to say
You look like Elsa from frozen, except you're Asian, and your hair isn't blonde, and you don't have amazing powers to create ice at your whim. Also, you're not attractive. Come to think of it, you're not like Elsa at all.
But you fucked it up. Warning to anyone who suggests anything to this clown, he will distort what you say into autismospeak and ruin it.
>>28811922
This is shit
originaliridoo
>>28811461
>in fact I would even be skeptical of such claims
>oh golly!
>how about that?
abort both of these two failed attempts
learn to speak normally holy shit, you sound way too formal and 19th century
>>28814422
>You look like Elsa from frozen, except you're Asian, and your hair isn't blonde, and you don't have amazing powers to create ice at your whim. Also, you're not attractive. Come to think of it, you're not like Elsa at all.
this is MUCH worse than what OP said. wtf is wrong w you people? itt blind leading blind
>>28814422
kek
zorigionalz
>>28812022
This is the only good advice in this thread.
Talking to grills is like anything else, you can't expect to jump from full autismo KHHV to Tinder pussy slayer right off the bat.
Just view this as practice. Say whatever you want, as long as its confident, figure out what works and accept the fact you might have a hundred conversations before something sticks.
Don't listen to these faggots trying to tell you you should emulate normie speak.
>>28811493
Say, whoops this isn't golly. You're [name here]. How are you on this fine evening?
Ask the first girl if she has a freezer. If she does tell her you have one too.
